Gotta love that North Korea
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
How are those dastardly capitalists infiltrating North Korea now? Through untidy hair! Curse those fiendish imperialists and their un-communist hairstyles...
I particularly like this bit:
It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.
Andaluciae
09-01-2005, 04:07
Oh my...
Neo-Anarchists
09-01-2005, 04:08
Oh my...
Yep, that about sums it up...
Nsendalen
09-01-2005, 04:09
"Captain sir! The waffles have been roffled!"
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 04:16
That is a great quote, Myrth
What next, will all the North Koreans become Skinheads?
Chess Squares
09-01-2005, 04:20
what a crock, everyone knows long hair is the forthcoming of communism and tree hugging hippies who wish to destroy the government tthorugh anarchy
Dontgonearthere
09-01-2005, 04:21
Its all part of a dirty NK plot.
The reflection from their bald little heads will blind our satilites, preventing us from seeing into North Korea!
New Kiev
09-01-2005, 04:24
LOL that is weird.
The Emperor Fenix
09-01-2005, 04:26
Ah North Korea, you never cease to fill me with hope for the rest of the world.
Such a great nation though, let me doff my hat to it, theres not many that can do what it does :P.
Long hair looks girlish at best on a man, and gayish at worst, I'm mainly refering to the modern "cool" look of having long hair though. With people that have it as their style and they are alright, but its mostly just an annoying trend.
The Bolglands
09-01-2005, 04:34
rofl
did you hear about the toast thing?
XD
or maybe the burgers that only government officials can eat XD
Andaluciae
09-01-2005, 04:34
I'm still stunned by this
Celtlund
09-01-2005, 04:37
The U.S. government should have done that during the 60's. Damn, those long hair commie pinko hippy freaks. Look what they have done to our nice short hair conservative society. :p
Andaluciae
09-01-2005, 04:39
w00t! Long hair becomes counter-revolutionary! Awesome-ness!
DOWN WITH THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION!
The Emperor Fenix
09-01-2005, 04:40
Long hair looks girlish at best on a man, and gayish at worst, I'm mainly refering to the modern "cool" look of having long hair though. With people that have it as their style and they are alright, but its mostly just an annoying trend.
Excuse me! I refer you to Travis Fimmel. Dead Sexy.
Sdaeriji
09-01-2005, 05:44
I wonder how much brain energy my goatee absorbs.
Eutrusca
09-01-2005, 05:53
I wonder how much brain energy my goatee absorbs.
OMG! Shave it off immediately! It's drawing all the energy from your prefronal lobes down to your chin! :D
Cannot think of a name
09-01-2005, 06:22
I wonder how much brain energy my goatee absorbs.
No kidding, mine's a little over 3" long...
Andaluciae
09-01-2005, 06:24
I shall not shave and cut my hair, as it is counter-revolutionary!
Cannot think of a name
09-01-2005, 06:24
Long hair looks girlish at best on a man, and gayish at worst, I'm mainly refering to the modern "cool" look of having long hair though. With people that have it as their style and they are alright, but its mostly just an annoying trend.
Yeah, like 20 years ago. Now those who have are just those who refuse to sell out.
Scruffies Unite!!!
Brilliant!
*scribbles down notes on a notepad titled "What I'll do when I'm Supreme Dictator"*
Sdaeriji
09-01-2005, 06:41
No kidding, mine's a little over 3" long...
Heh, I just shaved off my beard down to the goatee just a few days ago. I can only imagine my mental acumen when I was sporting the full beard.
Demented Hamsters
09-01-2005, 06:46
Its all part of a dirty NK plot.
The reflection from their bald little heads will blind our satilites, preventing us from seeing into North Korea!
Nope, cause if you read the report carefully, you'll notice that middle-aged bald men are allowed extra hair (7 cm) to cover their bald spots. I can only assume that 'Dear Leader' must be thinning a bit to explain this bit of generosity.
Celtlund
09-01-2005, 15:18
I shall not shave and cut my hair, as it is counter-revolutionary!
Osama is that you?
Love
Mom :D
Someone cut Kim-Jong-Ill's hair?
Greedy Pig
09-01-2005, 17:37
Short hair.. according to beliefs,
one's hair must be short, so that one can absorb knowledge easier.
Red East
09-01-2005, 17:43
Oooooooooopppppppsss, then I´m in some serious trouble...
Well, there is this Serbian saying: "Long hair, Short(<-- sounds better in serbian) wisdom"
That is just roughly translated.
Ultra Cool People
09-01-2005, 17:45
Sorry to say same trend in the States since 9-11.
Santa Barbara
09-01-2005, 17:57
People, getting angry about longhair hippies is no longer the cool thing to do in America, even if you're a capitalist. That's so last MILLENIUM.
Frankly the fact that some of you are actually taking cues from the North Koreans about this is a sign of just how perverted "conservatism" is in the US, that it's such good buddies with COMMUNIST WORLDVIEWS.
Celtlund
09-01-2005, 19:59
Short hair.. according to beliefs, one's hair must be short, so that one can absorb knowledge easier.
Does this mean skinheads and Buddhist monks are the smartest people on earth?
:D