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He's my personal preference:


Slices of Roast Turkey
Pickles
Chili peppers
Onion
Lettuce
Brown sauce
Honey and Mustard Salad dressing
2 Slices of plain white bread.
Salt and pepper

Whole wheat bread
cover with honey-mustard
put on cheese and ham
put on honey

eat

My recipe:

Two supermodels.
Me. :D

Directions:
Place Me between two supermodels.
Shake vigorously. :)

Wheat bread
Roast turkey, slices or diced
Mayonnaise
Salt & Pepper

would have to be my current favorite.

A nice piece of fresh Italian bread
Geonoa Salami
Imported Provolone
Mortadella
Capicolla
Peperoni
roasted peppers
pickled hot peppers
onion
lettuce
salt, pepper, oregano
vinegar and oil

Spit between 2 pieces of white bread or Italian and enjoy. Or else, turkey breast, lettuce, tomato, mayo, salt and pepper, a little salad dressing (forget the name of it) and a hint of vingegar on white bread.

Any kind of bread but white (whole wheat, rye, and sourdough are all good choices, preferably lightly toasted)
smoked turkey
honey ham
roast beef
pepperoni (pretty much just throw on all the meat you can find)
Tabasco sauce (this is a must)
any kind of spicy mustard
Muenster or Swiss cheese, whichever you feel like at the time. I could go for Swiss right now.
lettuce and tomato

Bread
Lettuce
Mayonnaise
Square cheese, yellow or whitish
Baloney
Bread

I'm a simple kinda guy. I also like the low-energy preparation method of:

Bread
Cheese
Baloney
Bread

Or even

Bread
Cheese
Bread

And sometimes I'm so lazy I'll just have

Cheese or Bread

Perfection is in the enjoyment of the eating!

Roast Beef, Genoa Salami, Peppered Turkey, lettuce, meunster, and sharp cheddar all on a fresh roll that is then well toasted.

Oh, and I forgot to add, every sandwich should be served with a banana pepper.

Unless it's a peanut butter and honey and Lays potato chips sandwich, of course.

1 pound chopped alligator tail meat
1/4 cup water
Pinch of flour
1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
1/2 cup yellow onion
1/2 cup celery, chopped
2 bay leaves
1/2 cup green onion, sliced
2 tablespoons parsley
1/2 cup lemon juice
2 tablespoon parsley
Garlic, as desired
1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning
Pinch of cayenne pepper
1/4 pound crawfish tail meat
4 slices Swiss cheese
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
Chardonnay
Fresh baked hoagie rolls

Herb Butter
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 teaspoon garlic salt
2 teaspoons parsley
Dash of basil

Wash alligator thoroughly and sauté in herb butter for 2 minutes on each side. Set aside.

Cook etoufee by combining butter, onion, celery, bell pepper, bay leaves and garlic. Sauté until tender, squeezing lemon juice while incorporating Cajun spices, cayenne pepper, and parsley. Add water and flour; simmer. Add crawfish, green onion and a little chardonnay. Simmer for 2 to 3 minutes until crawfish is done. Blend in food processor.

Take your cooked alligator and place on skillet and top with etoufee. Top with Swiss cheese; melt cheese, and grill the hoagie roll next to it. Place hoagie roll on top, flip over, and finish off sandwich by slicing in half and garnishing with a kosher pickle.

In case you think I'm kidding, remember I'm cajun (creole style) :cool:

I disagree with cooked sandwiches being included as the same food type. I should really have done two threads, one for hot, one for cold.

2 slices french bread
generous amounts of peanut butter
generous amounts or favorite jelly, jam or preserves I prefer Red Raspberry preserves.
Apply liberally to french bread and * PRESTO * you have the perfect sandwich.

With a side or Chicken noodle soup and potato chips mmmmmmmmmmm!!

If we include hot sandwiches as well as cold, then a fried egg with salt , pepper, chili sauce of ANY description and a lot of Brown sauce is excelent, and really easy to make.

If we include hot sandwiches as well as cold, then a fried egg with salt , pepper, chili sauce of ANY description and a lot of Brown sauce is excelent, and really easy to make.

The only change I would make is a thin slice of ham and minus the brown sauce and that is a winner. and extra hot sauce!!

"How do you make the perfect sandwich?"

Heh! Heh! Heh! No comment! :D

1) Get a love sandwich (http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/N/Nerf-Herder/Love-Sandwich.html).

2) Roll 20's (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-10).

i can't believe you white bread people...its so gross... anyway,

whole wheat bread
3 cups mayonaise
1 slice of roast beef
3 more cups of mayonaise
whole wheat bread

uh... *shudders* lets start over, shall we?

i'm just a roast beef guy...
if i was supreme dictator, i would outlaw american cheese and white bread....
ugh not for the bad taste, but for the bad healthfullness. american cheese technically is not considered cheese because its aged with chemicals, not with cultures and time... greedy americans, putting money before health...



AAAAAAAAAAAGH CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

A nice piece of fresh Italian bread
Geonoa Salami
Imported Provolone
Mortadella
Capicolla
Peperoni
roasted peppers
pickled hot peppers
onion
lettuce
salt, pepper, oregano
vinegar and oil

Oh! If I could only get the Mortadella and Capicolla I would be very happy. Yumm, yumm.

wow.... i seriously can't make one single post without bringing politics into it.

What's wrong with me??? :(

An onion bun
Roast beef
Muenester cheese
Honey mustard
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Turkey
Bacon
Dill pickle
Onions

Two slices of bred (white or whole wheat)
baccon
tomato
two slices of American cheese (white or yellow)
orageno
grill in frying pan.

Best sandwich in the world.

wow.... i seriously can't make one single post without bringing politics into it.

What's wrong with me??? :(
( shrug ) You're an NS poster. What do you expect??? :D

bread
roast beef
ranch or creamy italian salad dressing
onions
green/red peppers
lettuce
pepper (the spice)
bread.

Bread Note: Bread Roll thing, not slices. Must be white bread. Wheat=nasty. long live processed food.

Time-Saving Alternative
BLT. same bread. no mayo or cheese.

Bread.
Butter.
Bacon.

'Nuff said: end of.

BLT. same bread. no mayo or cheese.

BLT no mayo, what heresy.

1) Get a love sandwich (http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/N/Nerf-Herder/Love-Sandwich.html).

2) Roll 20's (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-10).

Ah! You beat me to it! Penny Arcade's recent entry into sandwhich making was one of their better recent comics, too!

Pumpernickle/rye bread,
Corned Beef
Sour Kraut
Swiss cheese
Thousand Island dressing
Goulden's spicy brown mustard


Assemble, grill, and put a kosher dill pickle on the side. Yes you have a Reuben Sandwich.

BLT no mayo, what heresy.

it's called a BLT and not a BLTM for a reason. cuz mayo sucks.

it's called a BLT and not a BLTM for a reason. cuz mayo sucks.

I feel that way about Miracle Whip :p

Cold Sandwich

-top of sandwich-
hoagie bun top-wheat
ground mustard
three red onlion circles
one piece lettuce
one piece cheddar
four pieces pepperoni
four pieces salami
four pieces roast beef
miracle whip
hoagie bun bottom-wheat
-bottom of sandwich-

Hot Sandwich--A Reuben

-top of sandwich-
One piece of Rye bread.
a dollop of russian dressing
sauerkraut
lot's of corned beef
a dollop of russian dressing
one piece of rye bread
-bottom of sandwich-

Bread
Mayonaise
Chicken
Mayonaise
Chicken
Mayonaise
Bread

Milk

1) Get a love sandwich (http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/N/Nerf-Herder/Love-Sandwich.html).

2) Roll 20's (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-10).

Ah! You beat me to it! Penny Arcade's recent entry into sandwhich making was one of their better recent comics, too!

But what about the deal between Vivendi, Valve and the results of their lawsuit on digital delivery?

Meat is Murder (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-10-15&res=l)

2 slices whole wheat bread
oven roasted turkey
old cheddar
Miracle Whip
honey mustard
celery seed

lettuce is optional.

A perfect sandwich can't have more than five ingredients, otherwise one of them has always run out.

Here's one:
Rye bread
Margarine/butter
Meetwurst (cold-smoked high-fat, salty sausage; nearly identical to salami, but a bit different spices)
Edam cheese
Optional: cucumber slices

Another:
Reindeer (cold-smoked)
White bread

Bread
Mayonaise
Chicken
Mayonaise
Chicken
Mayonaise
Bread

Milk

Doesn't the milk make the bread a bit soggy? :D

A nice piece of fresh Italian bread
Geonoa Salami
Imported Provolone
Mortadella
Capicolla
Peperoni
roasted peppers
pickled hot peppers
onion
lettuce
salt, pepper, oregano
vinegar and oil


It sounds like you are in the right direction Drunk Commies, almost perfect in fact, just take off the onion, and add another layer of cheese. mmmmmm Sandwich

My favorite sandwich:

Two Pieces of white bread
Mustard
Slices Turkey Breast
3 regular potato chips

Put all ingredients inbetween to pieces of bread.

tada! Prefection on a plate.

real chips on white bread, some tomato sauce, lots of salt and vinegar.
Perfect.

bread is evil

no sandwiches

Three slices of Hunter Rye (Roggenbrot?), start by applying mustard to bottom-most slice. Next, four slices of Hungarian salami. A thickish slab of Old Cheddar goes over top of that. Then a little more mustard, and the middle slice of Rye bread. Spread mayonnaise atop Rye bread slice, sprinkle fresh-cracked black pepper. Place strips of freshcut leaf lettuce (not iceberg), and thinly-sliced Roma tomatoes over top of Rue and black pepper. Add a small pinch of table salt to tomatoes. Apply thin spreading of mayo to underside of final piece of Rye, and you're done.

Slice 2 dill pickles (Polski Ogorki) lengthwise and garnish the 'wich with a side of pickles.

Enjoy.

(Man! Now I'm drooling...!)

Damn the person that started this thread. I've already gained 50 lbs (100+kilos) reading all these great recipes. :fluffle:

Great recipies, yes; it's a shame I don't get to do much beyond a simply ham, baloney, and cheese. >_>

...I've already gained 50 lbs (100+kilos)...

Er..... Nice try. Should actually be less than 25 kilos.... Unless you meant about 225 lbs?

As for sandwiches:

Two bits of thin cut white bread, a good layer of butter on both sides, two recently cooked sausages, either fried or grilled (I mean real Newmarket sausages, not American frankfurter style), and lashings of HP sauce.

Can't beat it.

The Ditmars: :D

Deli Turkey
Mozzarella Cheese
Hot Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Russian Dressing
Club Roll

*runs to the kitchen to make one*

Hey Majesto,

You familiar with Cherry Valley out in Flushing? Their recipe for "The Beast":

Chicken cutlets, swiss cheese, onion rings, bacon, and gravy on a garlic bread hero.

It's utterly revolting. Everybody knows the Cuban is the perfect sandwich. Or proscuitto, tomato, and fresh mozzarella.

Bread,
REAL butter,
Cheese,
Dash of Lee and Perrins,
30 seconds in a microwave.

Perfection.

Or

Wholemeal Bread,
Grilled Halloumi,
Rocquet,
Hummus,
Couple of olives - diced.

large granary roll (super large like the size of your arm) open and spread on both sides with thick mayonnaise. spread the mayonaise with mustard. slice tomatoes all over and salt them. slice crispy lettuce on top. add fresh fried, thick back bacon. grate cheese on top. fry together some chicken and kidney beans with genrous amounts of fresh chilli and onions. add to sandwich. melt more cheese on top.

BEST.

SANDWICH.

EVER.

Bread,
REAL butter,
Cheese,
Dash of Lee and Perrins,
30 seconds in a microwave.

Perfection.

Or

Wholemeal Bread,
Grilled Halloumi,
Rocquet,
Hummus,
Couple of olives - diced.

You would really microwave a sandwich? truly you are evil