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Soothing Heroin is fun, but when you add doggies to the mix, it's a party:




Plan to smuggle heroin in puppies
From correspondents in Bogota
January 5, 2005

COLOMBIAN traffickers stitched heroin packets into the stomachs of six puppies in an apparent bid to smuggle the drugs into the United States, police said.

Each of the puppies were found holding between one and two plastic packets containing some 400 liquid grams of heroin, General Ruben Carillo, head of Medellin's metropolitan police, said.

"We think the dogs were going to be sent to the United States as family pets," General Carillo told AFP.

The Labrador and Rottweiler puppies were found in an abandoned house in a rural area near Medellin, about 400km north-west of Bogota.

The dogs all had visible belly scars.

Police raided the house after receiving reports about strange movements involving dogs and loud barking and yelping.

"We didn't detect anything when we x-rayed the dogs, we then conducted an ultrasound scan which enabled us to find the (drug) packets in the abdomen," the general said.

He said he had never seen drugs hidden in such a way. Police also found seven more drug packets ready to be implanted and surgical instruments.

Colombian traffickers have become more sophisticated in recent years in their smuggling efforts, hiding drugs in all sorts of everyday and seemingly innocent objects such as sweets, records, shoes and clothes.

Agence France-Presse

Columbian heroin sucks. They should stick to what they do best. Kidnappings and cocaine.

Columbian heroin sucks. They should stick to what they do best. Kidnappings and cocaine.


Yes but they are getting creative.

This is wrong on so many levels.......poor puppies :(


Ok I'm mad now :mad:

Creative. But still stupid. I mean, do you know how many puppies they'd have to ship?

I find it hard to believe that drug distributors are going to be happy about receiving 400 live puppies they have to get their drugs out of.

Maybe they should try ICBMs next. They could just launch the drugs in. :)

How would I ship drugs in? Milkbones. I'd invest in a dog biscuit factory and I'd make dog biscuits with drugs in them. Then, once in country, the biscuits can be dissolved and the drugs recovered. :) If the drug dogs bark at them, they find... dog biscuits. :)

Soothing Heroin is fun, but when you add doggies to the mix, it's a party:




Plan to smuggle heroin in puppies
From correspondents in Bogota
January 5, 2005

COLOMBIAN traffickers stitched heroin packets into the stomachs of six puppies in an apparent bid to smuggle the drugs into the United States, police said.

*snip*

Agence France-Presse

Sir, did you pack these puppies yourself?

Creative. But still stupid. I mean, do you know how many puppies they'd have to ship?

I find it hard to believe that drug distributors are going to be happy about receiving 400 live puppies they have to get their drugs out of.

Maybe they should try ICBMs next. They could just launch the drugs in. :)

How would I ship drugs in? Milkbones. I'd invest in a dog biscuit factory and I'd make dog biscuits with drugs in them. Then, once in country, the biscuits can be dissolved and the drugs recovered. :) If the drug dogs bark at them, they find... dog biscuits. :)
That's absolutely brilliant. Do you want a job?

That's absolutely brilliant. Do you want a job?

You can't afford me. :cool:

You can't afford me. :cool:
Fine, but I'm stealing your idea.

Fine, but I'm stealing your idea.

You wouldn't be the first. People steal my ideas all the time.

Mud wrestling? That was mine. :(

Creative. But still stupid. I mean, do you know how many puppies they'd have to ship?

I find it hard to believe that drug distributors are going to be happy about receiving 400 live puppies they have to get their drugs out of.

Maybe they should try ICBMs next. They could just launch the drugs in. :)

How would I ship drugs in? Milkbones. I'd invest in a dog biscuit factory and I'd make dog biscuits with drugs in them. Then, once in country, the biscuits can be dissolved and the drugs recovered. :) If the drug dogs bark at them, they find... dog biscuits. :)

How about using old people to transport the dope. We find old people who use colostomy bags, and just dump the heroin filled condoms into their poo-bags. Who would search a full poo-bag?

How about using old people to transport the dope. We find old people who use colostomy bags, and just dump the heroin filled condoms into their poo-bags. Who would search a full poo-bag?

The problem to find that many old people, you'd need to recruit in places like south Florida. And let's face it, if they can screw up a ballot, they can screw up a shipment.

Hey, if we're the ones with the heroin in the first place, what the hell do we need money for?

Just shoot it all!

Creative. But still stupid. I mean, do you know how many puppies they'd have to ship?

I find it hard to believe that drug distributors are going to be happy about receiving 400 live puppies they have to get their drugs out of.

Maybe they should try ICBMs next. They could just launch the drugs in. :)

How would I ship drugs in? Milkbones. I'd invest in a dog biscuit factory and I'd make dog biscuits with drugs in them. Then, once in country, the biscuits can be dissolved and the drugs recovered. :) If the drug dogs bark at them, they find... dog biscuits. :)
I had an idea sort of like that to get some weed (just for personal use, not to distribute) throught the airport, but I was just gonna hide it in some food or something, so they'd just think the dogs smelled that. I didn't end up bringing the weed, but at the end of my trip I realized I could have done so without even trying to hide it at all. :(