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Dang it, You Fornicators!!

Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 22:33
Just when you thought people couldn't be anymore stupid:


WHEN THE EARTH MOVES
Homosexuality, fornication cause of tsunami?
Saudi professor says sinful acts at Christmastime caused disaster

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Posted: January 5, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern



© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com

A Muslim Saudi professor says the earthquake and tsunami in south Asia were punishment from Allah for homosexuality and fornication committed by residents and visitors of affected countries at Christmastime.

A television interview of Sheik Fawzan Al-Fawzan, a professor at the Al-Imam University, was translated and posted on the Internet by the Middle East Media Research Institute TV Monitor Project, or MEMRI TV. The interview can be viewed on MEMRI's website.

"These great tragedies and collective punishments that are wiping out villages, towns, cities and even entire countries, are Allah's punishments of the people of these countries, even if they are Muslims," stated Al-Fawzan. "Some of our forefathers said that if there is usury and fornication in a certain village, Allah permits its destruction."

The professor singled out beach resorts as places of sexual sin.

"We know that at these resorts, which unfortunately exist in Islamic and other countries in south Asia, and especially at Christmas, fornication and sexual perversion of all kinds are rampant," he said. "The fact that it happened at this particular time is a sign from Allah. It happened at Christmas, when fornicators and corrupt people from all over the world come to commit fornication and sexual perversion. That's when this tragedy took place, striking them all and destroyed everything. It turned the land into wasteland, where only the cries of the ravens are heard. I say this is a great sign and punishment on which Muslims should reflect."

Al-Fawzan urged Muslims to atone for their sin.

"All that's left for us to do is to ask for forgiveness We must atone for our sins and for the acts of the stupid people among us and improve our condition. We must fight fornication, homosexuality, usury, fight the corruption on the face of the earth, and the disregard of the lives of protected people."



Shoot, remind me not to ogle the chicks at the beach from now on!
Neo-Anarchists
08-01-2005, 22:34
Oh no, we must stop breeding to sve the future of the planet!
We must all remain s=celibate and stay within our own homes and never view nother human!
:p
The Emperor Fenix
08-01-2005, 22:41
I completely agree with this, except it was Chick who delivered the punishment not Allah, who doesnt exist.

This is the word of Chick

More seriously - Religion is dangerous take it with a pinch of salt and never let anyone tell you what to think, find out for yourself.
Cogitation
08-01-2005, 22:41
Scary Question of the Day: How many people are going to believe this guy?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Malkyer
08-01-2005, 22:42
'tards.
Neo-Anarchists
08-01-2005, 22:42
Scary Question of the Day: How many people are going to believe this guy?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Scarily Correct Answer of the Day: Far too many.
The Emperor Fenix
08-01-2005, 22:42
Scary Answer of the day: Too many (IE more than 0)
Neo-Anarchists
08-01-2005, 22:43
Scary Answer of the day: Too many (IE more than 0)
I just said that!
You answer-theif!
:D
Give me back my answer!
The Emperor Fenix
08-01-2005, 22:43
Scarily Correct Answer of the Day: Far too many.

Damn you, first you blaspheme against Chick, then you get in and answer before me... there's not going to be a hell burny enough for you.

This is the word of Chick
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 22:44
Almost as believable as when the Weekly World News said every Chinese person would jump at the exact same time, causing the earth to fall out of orbit.
Neo-Anarchists
08-01-2005, 22:45
Damn you, first you blaspheme against Chick, then you get in and answer before me... there's not going to be a hell burny enough for you.

This is the word of Chick
Oh noes!
Not Uber-Hell! The hell of UltramechasuperBurniness!
I must repent before I'm sent there!
Not the UltrasupermechaBurniness and the Mega-Doom!
The Emperor Fenix
08-01-2005, 22:46
Oh noes!
Not Uber-Hell! The hell of UltramechasuperBurniness!
I must repent before I'm sent there!
Not the UltrasupermechaBurniness and the Mega-Doom!

W00t Sinners: 0 Chick: 1

This is the word of Chick
Engineering chaos
08-01-2005, 22:48
More seriously - Religion is dangerous take it with a pinch of salt and never let anyone tell you what to think, find out for yourself.

I would agree you only have to look at some of the wierd cults around the world
Drunk commies
08-01-2005, 22:54
Scary Question of the Day: How many people are going to believe this guy?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
1.6 billion
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2005, 23:05
When did Fred Phelps become a muslim? :confused:
Drunk commies
08-01-2005, 23:06
Fred Phelps and Jack Chick should have a homosexual wedding presided over by this muslim nutjob.
Khudros
08-01-2005, 23:36
I talked with a guy yesterday who thought the tsunami had been caused by an underwater nuclear detonation by the US Military. Yah, go figure.
BastardSword
08-01-2005, 23:40
I talked with a guy yesterday who thought the tsunami had been caused by an underwater nuclear detonation by the US Military. Yah, go figure.
Hmm, I like that theory...when something goes bad blame Bush! :)
Portu Cale
09-01-2005, 00:08
The tsunami was caused by whale gases. Trust me, i know.