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This game is like this.

What would you do if an old man handed you $4mn dollars in the street?

I'd slam his ass down and take the rest of his fortune, and then I would yell "thats what you get for sleeping with my wife!". Then I would run away crying.

After I got home, I would then charter a flight to indonesia where all those poor children are.....being sold to pedophiles like 20 bucks a pop or whatever. I would then purchase approximately 300 little girls and boys, and fly them to Sweden, where I would then proceed to locate some guy's house. After that, I would bust down the door and send the kids swarming into his house, where they would then proceed to eat anything in sight. Finally, I would look at him and say "now lets see YOU give something to charity and help hundreds of kids around the world!!" (like the US does).

What if George W. Bush was sitting on your bed in a pink bikini with red hearts, smoking a cigar?

What if George W. Bush was sitting on your bed in a pink bikini with red hearts, smoking a cigar?




I would kill myself.

What if George W. Bush was sitting on your bed in a pink bikini with red hearts, smoking a cigar?
Remember, folks, the key to not suffering from disturbing mental images is to emotionally detach yourself from them and process the ideas semantically, not visually. Do not actually picture in your head the idea that is described.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

I would kill myself.
After of course dressing up as OBL hooking up a webcam and jumpin on to the bed yelling "allah!!!!!!!!!!!" ?

What if you went to a bar, got plastered, and went home with two ladies. You wake up and who are laying in bed next to you? Hillary Clinton and Teresa Heinz Kerry!

What if you went to a bar, got plastered, and went home with two ladies. You wake up and who are laying in bed next to you? Hillary Clinton and Teresa Heinz Kerry!
again a convincing case for webcam use.

Get out of the bed, film them, proclaim them as lesbians, and plop it into the last minute of the '08 campaign.

Remember, folks, the key to not suffering from disturbing mental images is to emotionally detach yourself from them and process the ideas semantically, not visually. Do not actually picture in your head the idea that is described.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Can't hep it. Currently LMAO.

What if you went to a bar, got plastered, and went home with two ladies. You wake up and who are laying in bed next to you? Hillary Clinton and Teresa Heinz Kerry!

I'd shoot myself in the forehead with a bazooka. :(

What if GW Bush and Colin Powell walked into your bedroom naked, (except for black socks held up by suspenders) eating bananas.

What if GW Bush and Colin Powell walked into your bedroom naked, (except for black socks held up by suspenders) eating bananas.
I'd kill Bush and ask Collin Powell to please leave the room.

What if GW Bush and Colin Powell walked into your bedroom naked, (except for black socks held up by suspenders) eating bananas.

I would ask for my socks and suspenders back.

Remember, folks, the key to not suffering from disturbing mental images is to emotionally detach yourself from them and process the ideas semantically, not visually. Do not actually picture in your head the idea that is described.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Sorry, you're a bit late. I already killed myself over that last one.

What if John Kerry stomped into your room, smacked your face hard, and screamed right in your ear, "YOU are a goddamn liar!"

What if John Kerry stomped into your room, smacked your face hard, and screamed right in your ear, "YOU are a goddamn liar!"
I'd tell him he never actually asked per se if I was HIV+.

I'd shoot myself in the forehead with a bazooka. :(

That's going to be a bit hard to scrub off the walls.

What if John Kerry stomped into your room, smacked your face hard, and screamed right in your ear, "YOU are a goddamn liar!"
I would politly ask him why he attacked one of his biggest supporters.

I would politly ask him why he attacked one of his biggest supporters.

Then, what if he took a wooden paddle, started spanking you with it, and said, "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK...and, uh, your mommy sucks, too!" Then, he started giggling, winked, blew you a kiss, and tried to run out of the room.

What if John Kerry stomped into your room, smacked your face hard, and screamed right in your ear, "YOU are a goddamn liar!"

With a tear in my eye, I'd raise my hand to salute (if I had the arms, anywho)
And say John Kerry, I Am Reporting For Duty.

Most likely he would pull out the videotape of his Vietnam exploits and procede to masturbate while talking about why his "plans" didn't win him the election.

Then, what if he took a wooden paddle, started spanking you with it, and said, "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK...and, uh, your mommy sucks, too!" Then, he started giggling, winked, blew you a kiss, and tried to run out of the room.
I would ignore him and find the bastard that caused Kerry to go insane and kill him.

I would ignore him and find the bastard that caused Kerry to go insane and kill him.

Bush then jumped into the room in a bikini, and said, "That'd be me, sugar-booger buns!"

What if you woke up one morning and you'd be castrated with a wooden spoon?

Bush then jumped into the room in a bikini, and said, "That'd be me, sugar-booger buns!"


I would have actually guessed Ralph Nader but whatever. Omg, the though of him in a bikini *reaches for shotgun*

This game is like this.

What would you do if an old man handed you $4mn dollars in the street?

I'd slam his ass down and take the rest of his fortune, and then I would yell "thats what you get for sleeping with my wife!". Then I would run away crying.

After I got home, I would then charter a flight to indonesia where all those poor children are.....being sold to pedophiles like 20 bucks a pop or whatever. I would then purchase approximately 300 little girls and boys, and fly them to Sweden, where I would then proceed to locate some guy's house. After that, I would bust down the door and send the kids swarming into his house, where they would then proceed to eat anything in sight. Finally, I would look at him and say "now lets see YOU give something to charity and help hundreds of kids around the world!!" (like the US does).


because the US does not give NEARLY enough humanitarian aid compared the amout we can afford to, we may help the freak accident or natural disaster but there are many problems we are making worse, like AIDS, which is the CIA's fault in the first place!!

I would proceed to brutally beat Bush to death with a sledgehammer.

What if you went into your bedroom and saw Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo, all back from the dead, doing 'Ring-around-a-rosey" in bikinis?

What if you went into your bedroom and say Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo, all back from the dead, doing 'Ring-around-a-rosey" in bikinis?
I'd wonder why I said that. ;)

Get out of the <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Bed">bed</a>, film them, proclaim them as lesbians, and plop it into the last minute of the '08 campaign.

he can't run again anyway

I'd wonder why I said that. ;)

I meant 'saw,' not 'say.'

(Slaps forehead)

I've noticed that there's a strong bikini-theme to this thread.

I've noticed that there's a strong bikini-theme to this thread.

What if Ralph Nader, drunk and wearing a bikini, said sarcastically, "Gee, ya think?"

what if you woke up as adolf hitler?

what if you woke up as adolf hitler?

I'd blow my head off with a rocket launcher.

What if Ralph Nader, drunk and wearing a bikini, said sarcastically, "Gee, ya think?"



That was my idea, minus the drunk part. Sometimes, I think he's drunk all the time.

i would kill them, with a big commie fist

what if you found that your parent was hitlers (female) cousin who married George Bush 1's father.

oh yes and they were both wearing bikinis and dancing in your room, with a dutch cow

i would kill them, with a big commie fist

what if you found that your parent was hitlers (female) cousin who married George Bush 1's father.

oh yes and they were both wearing bikinis and dancing in your room, with a dutch cow

I'd kill myself.

What if Nader ran up to you, naked and scared, wrapped his arms around you, and said, "Mommy, help me, the butterflies are after me! I'm scared!"

What if you were driving down and the road, lost control and crashed into your dad's truck, killing him and your mom? Then after you recuperated, you went to the bar and saw a hot looking MILF. What if you took her home, made passionate love, and decided to get married? After your parents estate was settled, you went into the attic and discovered an old trunk. Looking inside you find out that you were adopted and find the name of your birth mother. Saddened, you talk to your wife about this, and she grows pale, she reveals that that was her name, and that you must be her son. She runs out of your house into oncomming traffic, killing her.


I'd poke my eyes out with a hot poker, and hang myself with my own intestines.

and the cow was wearing lederhosen two sizes too small

What if you were driving down and the road, lost control and crashed into your dad's truck, killing him and your mom? Then after you recuperated, you went to the bar and saw a hot looking MILF. What if you took her home, made passionate love, and decided to get married? After your parents estate was settled, you went into the attic and discovered an old trunk. Looking inside you find out that you were adopted and find the name of your birth mother. Saddened, you talk to your wife about this, and she grows pale, she reveals that that was her name, and that you must be her son. She runs out of your house into oncomming traffic, killing her.


I'd poke my eyes out with a hot poker, and hang myself with my own intestines.

I would scream, "Bye bye, boys and girls!" and jump into a vat of acid naked.

what if you woke up as adolf hitler?

I would check to see how many balls I have. Hey, if you wake up as Hitler you might as well check to see if the popular myth is true...

What if Nader ran up to you, naked and scared, wrapped his arms around you, and said, "Mommy, help me, the butterflies are after me! I'm scared!"

I would comfort him and make him a lovely cup of tea. Butterflies never seem quite as scary when you've had a good cup of tea. And maybe a biscuit.

I would scream, "Bye bye, boys and girls!" and jump into a vat of acid naked.


Why naked? Either a thong bikini or lederhosen.

Why naked? Either a thong bikini or lederhosen.

Nah, that wouldn't work. ;)

I would check to see how many balls I have. Hey, if you wake up as Hitler you might as well check to see if the popular myth is true...

What if you woke up, not as Hitler, but as yourself, and you had thirty of 'em? And they all had mouths with razor-sharp fangs, and they kept saying, "Feed us, mommy, feed us, mommy, feed us mommy"?

ironiclly hitler was everything he hated, he was short, foreign black hair, weedy silly tache tripod............. the list is endless

What if you woke up, not as Hitler, but as yourself, and you had thirty of 'em? And they all had mouths with razor-sharp fangs, and they kept saying, "Feed us, mommy, feed us, mommy, feed us mommy"?

I would set them loose in Tesco's. And I would laugh. Oh, how I would laugh. Muahahahahahaha.

hitler wakes up one day,

ein , zwei................................................................................................ .........................................................warten Sie eine Minute.

because the US does not give NEARLY enough humanitarian aid compared the amout we can afford to, we may help the freak accident or natural disaster but there are many problems we are making worse, like AIDS, which is the CIA's fault in the first place!!
Oh yes, the CIA causes AIDs. And Kim Jong Il is a kindly old Jedi Master who is battling against the evil US empire who uses the Dark Side of the force to evaporate food. Yeah.

What if you woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that you turned into a Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child?

What if you woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that you turned into a Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child?

I would take a knife, fart, spin around three times, and walk away.

What if you were strutting your stuff on the beach, when all of a sudden your g string just keeps getting tighter and tighter? and then to top it off, a drunk andy warhol comes over to you, stops having sex with the back of hitlers skull and says "hey dickhead, do you wanna buy some charlie?"

What if you woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that you turned into a Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child?
I would stand at attention, click my heels twice in one jump, and plant a fir tree. Then hit the mirror with the fir tree.

Oh yes, the CIA causes AIDs. And Kim Jong Il is a kindly old Jedi Master who is battling against the evil US empire who uses the Dark Side of the force to evaporate food. Yeah.

i havent heard of this before, please explain

So, what if you were out hunting with your good friend Fforbes-Ffofferington-Smythe and you saw George Bush chasing a squirrel in a go kart, waving a small cocktail stick with an American flag attached to it?

So, what if you were out hunting with your good friend Fforbes-Ffofferington-Smythe and you saw George Bush chasing a squirrel in a go kart, waving a small cocktail stick with an American flag attached to it?

I'd praise that patriotic squirell and hope that the go cart has lots of fuel, knowing that Bush has a bad knee..

What if Britain had won the war of independence and they did give America representation in Parliament?

What if Britain had won the war of independence and they did give America representation in Parliament?

The civil war would have spread to the entire British Empire and the net result would be that the USSR is now the single world power and as a side line Hitler would not have been born as his parents never met.

What would you do if you got chased by a cloud of furiously screaming carrots and accidently ran into a massive pile of fluff while someone at microsoft launched a nuke against you?

What would you do if you got chased by a cloud of furiously screaming carrots and accidently ran into a massive pile of fluff while someone at microsoft launched a nuke against you?

Bill Gates would be hearing from my lawyer, no doubt about that.

What if you found out you were created in a laboratory, and that scientists used the DNA of the Bush family, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Ed Gein, Charles Manson, and Bob Dole to create you?

What if you found out you were created in a laboratory, and that scientists used the DNA of the Bush family, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Ed Gein, Charles Manson, and Bob Dole to create you?

I'd join forum 7 as I has 7 dads..

This game is like this.

What would you do if an old man handed you $4mn dollars in the street?


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What if he COULD think up a name?