Finally, the End is Near!
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:30
Oh dear God! (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/tm_objectid=15036490&method=full-name_page.html)
On a related note, if I lived in her area, I could go on a rampage. She'd find my semen at the scene and all she'd be able to do is giggle. But alas, without limbs, this all isn't likely on my part.
You, sir, are confusing and random.
Zekhaust
08-01-2005, 03:35
Oh dear God! (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/tm_objectid=15036490&method=full-name_page.html)
On a related note, if I lived in her area, I could go on a rampage. She'd find my semen at the scene and all she'd be able to do is giggle. But alas, without limbs, this all isn't likely on my part.
It's funny cause she wants to be "normal"
What a condescending bitch!
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2005, 03:35
Do your...um...stumps wait for the go-ahead from your brain before you type stuff, or are they completely on their own? :confused:
;) j/k. No offense meant.
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 03:36
Do your...um...stumps wait for the go-ahead from your brain before you type stuff, or are they completely on their own? :confused:
;) j/k. No offense meant.
I'll repeat what LG just said, except with offense meant.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-01-2005, 03:39
I'll repeat what LG just said, except with offense meant.
:p
uuuuuuuh.
Even I don't post stuff this stupid.
Lester P Jones
08-01-2005, 03:40
to go to school, you have to be smart.....and she isn't
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:40
I'll repeat what LG just said, except with offense meant.
Ok, dork!
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:41
uuuuuuuh.
Even I don't post stuff this stupid.
Why was it stupid?
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 03:41
Ok, dork!
Oooh, that's a good one. How long did it take for your stumps to press shift and 1 at the same time?
Rogue Angelica
08-01-2005, 03:42
OMG!!!11!!! lyk!one!!!!1111111!!1!!! How could she lyk, do that????!?!?!!!?!?!
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Andaluciae
08-01-2005, 03:42
What madness and devilry is this? DEATH DEATH DEATH! DEATH TAKE US ALL! RIDE NOW TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
Lester P Jones
08-01-2005, 03:43
nice attempt at being funny
*high five*
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:44
Oooh, that's a good one. How long did it take for your stumps to press shift and 1 at the same time?
For your information, I just have to speak and my computer does the typing.
Although sometimes I like to use my tongue to type for the exercise. But Generally I like to use this whole voice thing that the local limbless society provides to me at little or no cost!
Whittier-
08-01-2005, 03:46
For your information, I just have to speak and my computer does the typing.
Although sometimes I like to use my tongue to type for the exercise. But Generally I like to use this whole voice thing that the local limbless society provides to me at little or no cost!
What happened to your limbs?
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:46
uuuuuuuh.
Even I don't post stuff this stupid.
No, just a little more stupid then mine. Besides aren't current events and pop culture relevent topics in todays hustle and bustle world? Come on if you are always into the serious topics, you need to relax, perhaps with a member of the opposite sex?
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 03:47
For your information, I just have to speak and my computer does the typing.
Although sometimes I like to use my tongue to type for the exercise. But Generally I like to use this whole voice thing that the local limbless society provides to me at little or no cost!
Well I realize that, but if you're going to call me a dork, then expect paraplegic jokes at your expense.
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:49
What happened to your limbs?
My legs were amputated at the upper thigh after Vietnam cause they were just in too rough shape and were gangrenous. I lost my arms when I had a farming accident. I also lost my left ear in that accident. My right eye was lost when I wheeled my chair into a bush.
Whittier-
08-01-2005, 03:50
My legs were amputated at the upper thigh after Vietnam cause they were just in too rough shape and were gangrenous. I lost my arms when I had a farming accident. I also lost my left ear in that accident. My right eye was lost when I wheeled my chair into a bush.
How do you wheel your chair without arms? And how'd you lose an eye to an Bush?
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:54
The local roughians were quite mean to me, they threw me off of my chair and stole it. I laid there by the road for two hours in the rain till someone found me. I tried wiggling somewhere but my body was in shock from the cold, cold air. Thankfully someone donated a new one. As for those punks, well let's just say three of them are pushing up daisies cause their car lost it's breaks going down "deadmans hill" in Huffs Church, PA.
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:56
How do you wheel your chair without arms? And how'd you lose an eye to an Bush?
My stearing thing was malfunctioning (I stear with my mouth), and the bush was actually a rose bush and the thorns stung me real good, I tell you what. It later got infected and had to be removed.
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 03:59
Well I realize that, but if you're going to call me a dork, then expect paraplegic jokes at your expense.
Haha, it's ok son. I actually like being called "Mobility Challenged". Also some jokers would call me Matt, Art, Bob, etc.
BTW-I'm an alcoholic, morphine addicted dweeb, so we are even.
Johnny Wadd
08-01-2005, 04:08
Your's Truely! (http://www.actiontv.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/legless_marathon.jpg) Before my John Deere combine incident. :(
Markreich
08-01-2005, 04:14
http://www.goatley.com/pota/scripts/pota_beneath_final.pdf