NationStates Jolt Archive

Let's say someone caused a militairy coup in the united states and placed hmm... me into power. Bush would be removed from power and then the american army would be at my disposal which would in turn frolick around the world taking over rich countries. This all with exception to russia! Then there would be a rather globalised economy that could be self-sufficient and run strictly on socialism. MUAHAHA! Socialism...

Let's say theoretically that I were to slap you silly.

And then, thank God for the 2nd ammendment, you would have a guirilla war that makes Vietnam look like Gulf War One. Can you SERIOUSLY imagine trying to occupy LA or New York? You know all those gangstas that roam around shooting each other? Yeah, I wonder who theyll be shooting at when they learn that your going to try a military crackdown.
Street warfare in New York, that would be quite humerous.
Hehe, there are only two places America cant win wars, Asia, and North America....since the 1800's.
And, on occasion, Africa.
Well, four out of seven isnt bad. Its better than most countries do :P

And lets say if you tried to, you'd have a little surprise waiting for you in the white house toilet. I give you a hint: it's not crap.

Let's say theoretically... you're retarded. Wait...this isn't theory, this is proven!

Let's say theoretically... you're retarded. Wait...this isn't theory, this is proven!

Correction, I've waisted my potential. Also another sad thing.. you're probably arguing with someone half your age. You may want to watch out for that in the future.

Correction, I've waisted my potential. Also another sad thing.. you're probably arguing with someone half your age. You may want to watch out for that in the future.



Why, how old are you? 10?

You also assume the army would all step into place and back the takeover.

Rebellion in the ranks would follow.

Soldiers like an ex-general as President but to have one take over? Not going to happen. Well... it wouldn't last long if it did.....

Correction, I've waisted my potential. Also another sad thing.. you're probably arguing with someone half your age. You may want to watch out for that in the future.
So you're nine?

Lets also say "beetlejuice" (three times out loud)

Why, how old are you? 10?

15. If I really wanted to, I could think up an interesting and logical thing to argue about but I'd rather humor my insanities.

15. If I really wanted to, I could think up an interesting and logical thing to argue about but I'd rather humor my insanities.



Wow your the same age as me. Oh wait, in less then two months, that 'ell change.

15. If I really wanted to, I could think up an interesting and logical thing to argue about but I'd rather humor my insanities.
By 15 a human is perfectly capable of full rhetorical skills. I believe I proven that, I turn 16 in February, and I never use my youth as an excuse when I am out-argued by those older than myself.

By 15 a human is perfectly capable of full rhetorical skills. I believe I proven that, I turn 16 in February, and I never use my youth as an excuse when I am out-argued by those older than myself.

Yes but it's nolonger an excuse for having been out-argued by those older than myself seeing as all of you are my age. In any case it's not the basis of my excuse. My excuse is that I'd rather fuel my insanities than an intelligent conversation.

By 15 a human is perfectly capable of full rhetorical skills. I believe I proven that, I turn 16 in February, and I never use my youth as an excuse when I am out-argued by those older than myself.
When I was 11 I was debating with adults about issues.
Then again, I'm just really fucked up. I developed mentally far too rapidly and it was probably a very bad thing.