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Shaed Worship Club!

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Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 22:22
This is a thread dedicated entirely to the greatest girl on NS! (Shaed). So start praising her!
*gets down on hands and knees and starts chanting*
All hail Shaed!
All hail Shaed!
All hail Shaed!
Join in, everyone who loves Shaed, or even just likes her, post here and let her know how loved she is!

P.S Myrth, please post!
Chicken pi
07-01-2005, 22:23
Viva le Shaed!
Eutrusca
07-01-2005, 22:23
Viva le Shaed!
Vive la Chicken pi! :D
Shaed
07-01-2005, 22:26
Who is this 'Shaed' you speak of?

(hurrah for confusing people with public polls!)

And awwww! *blushes*. I deserve no worship club...
...
... do I get a harem?
Mentholyptus
07-01-2005, 22:44
I'll join the harem. Of course, I'm a guy...
Chicken pi
07-01-2005, 22:47
Hang on, the size of this thread appears to have been reduced somewhat...

*wanders around thread, looking for missing posts*

EDIT: Ah, it's a different thread! That explains a lot.
Shaed
07-01-2005, 22:50
I'll join the harem. Of course, I'm a guy...

Well, I'm a girl. So that's alright then ^.^

And haha, no one's heard of me. Including me! I conform! At last!
Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 22:52
You have two guys in the harem so far, me and Mentholyptus.
*runs out, buys two "I Love Shaed!" tshirts and throws one to Mentholyputus*
Cogitation
07-01-2005, 22:53
This is a thread dedicated entirely to the greatest girl on NS! (Shaed). So start praising her!
*gets down on hands and knees and starts chanting*
All hail Shaed!
All hail Shaed!
All hail Shaed!
Join in, everyone who loves Shaed, or even just likes her, post here and let her know how loved she is!
The name sure sounds familiar. Not certain where I heard it, though. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 22:54
Cog, thats irrelevant, just vote "I love Shaed"
L-rouge
07-01-2005, 22:57
All hail Shaed.
I mean...Oh hello! *in a Leslie Philips accent*
Myrth
07-01-2005, 23:02
P.S Myrth, please post!

Why?
Roach-Busters
07-01-2005, 23:04
Why?

Who cares, you just did! :D
Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 23:05
Why?
*coughyouhaveaTGcough*
ProMonkians
07-01-2005, 23:06
I made her brain itch.
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:08
I made her brain itch.

You did indeed. BUT! Did I mention I haven't slept in close to 60 hours? It's sort of like being proud of breathing :p

If it helps, that handwriting would make my brain itch no matter how many hours of sleep I'd had.

Hence, this post is not really of any value. I just... thought I'd reply.
ProMonkians
07-01-2005, 23:10
Why you not sleeping?
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:12
*coughyouhaveaTGcough*

You *do* realise I'm now going to have to sic the midget ninja assassins on you, correct? Honestly, it's not bad enough you convince *Tamar* to do your dirty work...

*mutters*

For the record, I don't endorse all this Myrth-harrassing that's going on. *points above and all*
Chicken pi
07-01-2005, 23:12
You did indeed. BUT! Did I mention I haven't slept in close to 60 hours? It's sort of like being proud of breathing :p


Keep it up, you'll start hallucinating relatively soon.
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:14
Why you not sleeping?

Partially because I was having far too much fun online, partially because I've had far too much caffeine, partly because I'm just utterly insane.
Vexilars
07-01-2005, 23:16
Where do I sign up?
ProMonkians
07-01-2005, 23:18
Ah the old insanty anti-sleep protest, been down that road before. Got to about 50 hours, filled a big IKEA bowl full of coffee and watched some videos: 'Human Traffic', 'Swingers', was asleep before I knew what hit me.
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:19
Where do I sign up?

omg happy dance!
*loved by Vex* > *many other things*
Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 23:21
*throws Chicken Pi, L-Rouge and Vex harem tshirts*
Congratulations, you're all in!
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:21
Ah the old insanty anti-sleep protest, been down that road before. Got to about 50 hours, filled a big IKEA bowl full of coffee and watched some videos: 'Human Traffic', 'Swingers', was asleep before I knew what hit me.

Anti... sleep protest? Not really. It's not a conscious avois...ion of sleep. It's like when I go days without eating. I just have better things to do/am too involved in what I'm doing/am insane.
Chicken pi
07-01-2005, 23:21
Where do I sign up?

Over there.

*points to the bloodstained "Shaed Worship Altar"*
Sdaeriji
07-01-2005, 23:23
My Shaedie!
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:26
My Shaedie!

:fluffle: ^.^
Want to be in the harem too, Sd'?
Sdaeriji
07-01-2005, 23:27
:fluffle: ^.^
Want to be in the harem too, Sd'?

So, we'd be in each other's harems?
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:29
So, we'd be in each other's harems?

Technically I'm in Myrth's harem. You've just hijacked it.

...

So yes, yes we would ^.^
Myrth
07-01-2005, 23:30
Oooh, I can just edit my vote into the poll without my name showing up. Go me.
Refused Party Program
07-01-2005, 23:35
What's not to like about someone who is 2nd ever convert to the Church of Lemon Meringue?
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:37
What's not to like about someone who is 2nd ever convert to the Church of Lemon Meringue?

Wow! I made it all the way to 'liked'? more happy dancing is probably called for...

*gives RPP lemon meringue instead*

^.^
Sanctaphrax
07-01-2005, 23:41
Oooh, I can just edit my vote into the poll without my name showing up. Go me.
Come on Myrth, don't be embarrased to say you voted for "I love Shaed"... which you did.... didn't you? MYRTH!
Refused Party Program
07-01-2005, 23:41
Where am I? What is my name?
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 23:42
Never worship. Worship is the scourge of the hairy and googly eyed.
Refused Party Program
07-01-2005, 23:42
Wow! I made it all the way to 'liked'? more happy dancing is probably called for...

*gives RPP lemon meringue instead*

^.^

Yeah, well, there was no "I hate Shaed less than I hate most other people" option.
Hypereall
07-01-2005, 23:43
aye

tribe called quest al the way
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:54
aye

tribe called quest al the way

I... um, ok?
*pets the strange person who wastes a first post on me*
Myrth
07-01-2005, 23:57
Come on Myrth, don't be embarrased to say you voted for "I love Shaed"... which you did.... didn't you? MYRTH!

Aaaah, that's the beauty of it. Nobody can tell how I voted, so concerned parties can just fret over it.
Sdaeriji
07-01-2005, 23:59
Technically I'm in Myrth's harem. You've just hijacked it.

...

So yes, yes we would ^.^

It's my harem now. Myrth lost his claim to it.
Shaed
07-01-2005, 23:59
Aaaah, that's the beauty of it. Nobody can tell how I voted, so concerned parties can just fret over it.

Or like, not ^.^

Or wait, did you mean Sanct? He might fret a bit... hang on, I'll go poke him and see
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:01
It's my harem now. Myrth lost his claim to it.

Actually, it was *my* harem, which I decided was for Myrth. I think. I started it at any rate.
But you probably won't hear any arguments from me about you getting it ;)



(I can just start another Myrth harem if I really need to, after all)
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 00:04
Actually, it was *my* harem, which I decided was for Myrth. I think. I started it at any rate.
But you probably won't hear any arguments from me about you getting it ;)



(I can just start another Myrth harem if I really need to, after all)

Nope, mine. Because I say so. And we all know my word is law.
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:06
Nope, mine. Because I say so. And we all know my word is law.

Well, I'm just a harem-girl (with weapons sewn into my puffy harem-girl pants ^.^) so no arguments from me

*tries to look meek and/or subservient*
*probably fails*
Tonissia
08-01-2005, 00:28
Harlem,is that a place that has (Garden equipment designed for hoeing) in thim :confused:


>_<

[Moderator Edit - Cogitation] I'm not clear on why there were so many blank lines, here. [/modedit]
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:32
Harlem,is that a place that has (Garden equipment designed for hoeing) in thim :confused:

>_<

perhaps. But *Harem* = group of girls that act as concubines for a guy. There are also silk drapes and puffy pants in the mix there somewhere (unless the guy has taste, that is ^.^)
Refused Party Program
08-01-2005, 00:35
There are also silk drapes and puffy pants in the mix there somewhere (unless the guy has taste, that is ^.^)

Are you implying something about puffy pants and silk drapes?

*narrows eyes*
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 00:36
perhaps. But *Harem* = group of girls that act as concubines for a guy. There are also silk drapes and puffy pants in the mix there somewhere (unless the guy has taste, that is ^.^)

So, what style of harem would a more discerning Sultan have?
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:37
Are you implying something about puffy pants and silk drapes?

*narrows eyes*

Nooooo
>.>
<.<

Puffy pants I'm not much of a fan of though. Unless they're slightly transparent they seem (to me) to defeat the whole purpose of having a sex slave. Might as well dress the girls in potato sacks. But then, *I* may be the one with no taste ^.^
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:38
So, what style of harem would a more discerning Sultan have?

.... a big one?

I don't know. But Sultan's are silly - they wear funny hats.
Refused Party Program
08-01-2005, 00:40
Nooooo
>.>
<.<

Puffy pants I'm not much of a fan of though. Unless they're slightly transparent they seem (to me) to defeat the whole purpose of having a sex slave. Might as well dress the girls in potato sacks. But then, *I* may be the one with no taste ^.^

There's no central heating the in the harem. You'll want to keep warm, eh?
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 00:42
There's no central heating the in the harem. You'll want to keep warm, eh?

Yeah, mittens and a scarf are the way to go.
Shaed
08-01-2005, 00:43
There's no central heating the in the harem. You'll want to keep warm, eh?

There'll be other girls involved somewhere. Otherwise it's not a harem. I can use them for warmth.
One Many
08-01-2005, 00:52
Wait, just *who's* harem is this anyway?

If I join can I wear lots of shiny things? :D
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 00:56
Well, I'm just a harem-girl (with weapons sewn into my puffy harem-girl pants ^.^) so no arguments from me

*tries to look meek and/or subservient*
*probably fails*

I'm sorry, but there will be no wearing of pants in my harem.
Traja Odj
08-01-2005, 01:06
I love Shaed!

Wait, I love everyone... I love Shaed alot. *nods*
Shaed
08-01-2005, 01:07
I love Shaed!

Wait, I love everyone... I love Shaed alot. *nods*

*give Traja Odj cookies*
^.^
I'm amazed so many people don't dislike me.
Traja Odj
08-01-2005, 01:11
Ooh! Cookies!

*Munches while trying to think of a word more forceful than alot, and fails. The thinking part, that is. I'm quite good at the munching.*
Shaed
08-01-2005, 01:20
Ooh! Cookies!

*Munches while trying to think of a word more forceful than alot, and fails. The thinking part, that is. I'm quite good at the munching.*

'muchly' is my personal choice ^.^

But then, I'm silly and use non-standard words.
Traja Odj
08-01-2005, 01:29
Thank you muchly for the cookies.

*Shuffles off with as many cookies as she can carry*
Los Banditos
08-01-2005, 01:41
How can you worship a false goddess like Shaed when the true messiah is not that far from your fingertips: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=383795

TW our lord and savior will cast out all false gods like the attractive, funny, and intelligent Shaed. Repent now.
Shaed
08-01-2005, 01:48
How can you worship a false goddess like Shaed when the true messiah is not that far from your fingertips: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=383795

TW our lord and savior will cast out all false gods like the attractive, funny, and intelligent Shaed. Repent now.

Who on earth are you talking about?

*hides behind computer screen and blushes ^.^*
Los Banditos
08-01-2005, 01:51
Who on earth are you talking about?

*hides behind computer screen and blushes ^.^*
I don't know. I must have made a mistake. ;)
Shaed
08-01-2005, 01:54
I don't know. I must have made a mistake. ;)

Most certainly. Yep.

^.^

Anyway, I fully support worship of TW. I just wish he'd be willing to join a pantheon, instead of demanding status as the only true god. It means I can't worship him properly :(
Peechland
08-01-2005, 02:06
Well I havent had any interaction with Shaed, but from the posts I've seen, she seems very nice, very cool and very fun. Hi Shaed!! :fluffle: (hope fluffles from girls are ok :) )
Shaed
08-01-2005, 02:13
Well I havent had any interaction with Shaed, but from the posts I've seen, she seems very nice, very cool and very fun. Hi Shaed!! :fluffle: (hope fluffles from girls are ok :) )

Yay! Hi Peech! 've seen you around too :D

And 'course fluffles from girls are ok. Fluffles are always good ^.^

*:fluffle:s Peechland*
*:fluffle:s everyone else too, except the grumpy/evil ones who wouldn't appreciate it*
*they can have stealth cookies instead*
Ravea
08-01-2005, 02:14
I dunno Shaed that well.
Shaed
08-01-2005, 02:18
I dunno Shaed that well.

*pats*
That's alright, neither do I. That's why I voted for 'Who's Shaed'

:p
Grave_n_idle
08-01-2005, 07:45
Of course, if she'd over post those pictures, like she promised...

*sigh*

:)
Sanctaphrax
08-01-2005, 08:05
Shaed, you thought people wouldn't like you. So far, the way it is is that everyone likes you, loves you, or doesn't know you. So everyone who knows you likes or loves you. Shaed..... I win!
Shaed
08-01-2005, 14:44
Of course, if she'd over post those pictures, like she promised...

*sigh*

:)

Tsktsk, poor Grave *pets*. Sd' voided the promise by posting that random, awful and terrible photo.

Although I'm still eventually going to post something up. Probably :p
Grave_n_idle
08-01-2005, 17:59
Tsktsk, poor Grave *pets*. Sd' voided the promise by posting that random, awful and terrible photo.

Although I'm still eventually going to post something up. Probably :p

You have to, really... how can you have a Shaed-Worshipping religion without an image of the Holy Shaed?

I'm still trying to work out what you thought was wrong with that pic... except that you seemed to be hiding behind a camera, of course...:)
Word Games
08-01-2005, 18:05
The name sure sounds familiar. Not certain where I heard it, though. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

check the list.
Sdaeriji
08-01-2005, 18:34
Tsktsk, poor Grave *pets*. Sd' voided the promise by posting that random, awful and terrible photo.

Although I'm still eventually going to post something up. Probably :p

:D

Neener neener, I have pics of Shaed.
Grave_n_idle
08-01-2005, 22:04
:D

Neener neener, I have pics of Shaed.

Tease.
Cogitation
08-01-2005, 22:29
Aaaah, that's the beauty of it. Nobody can tell how I voted, so concerned parties can just fret over it.
Edit Poll View Poll Results: What do you think of Shaed?

I love Shaed
-Verbatim-, 1337 Hackers, Bluedestiny, Chicken pi, CthulhuFhtagn, Grave_n_idle, JuNii, Krygar, L-rouge, Los Banditos, Mentholyptus, One Many, Sanctaphrax, Sdaeriji, Traja Odj, Vexilars 16 43.24%
I like Shaed
Booslandia, Chinkopodia, Nobunaga Oda, Nova Terra Australis, ProMonkians, Refused Party Program, Wandering Vagabonds 7 18.92%
I don't really like Shaed
0 0%
I hate Shaed
0 0%
Who's Shaed?
Danascus, Grogginc, Hequi, Hyperbia, Kwaswhakistan, Kyleralia, La Terra di Liberta, LaMorai, Mistress Kimberly, Saxnot, Shaed, Tonissia, Tooney, Willamena 14 37.84%

Voters: 37.
All votes present and accounted for. There are no discrepancies. :p

Yay! Hi Peech! 've seen you around too :D

And 'course fluffles from girls are ok. Fluffles are always good ^.^

*:fluffle:s Peechland*
*:fluffle:s everyone else too, except the grumpy/evil ones who wouldn't appreciate it*
*they can have stealth cookies instead*
Stealth cookies? They sound dangerous. Are those the kind that sneak around from home-to-home spying on people? :eek:

/me goes to vote "I like Shaed".

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Cogitation
10-01-2005, 01:39
Wow, nobody's been worshipping Shaed for a while.

...and I still want to know what these stealth cookies are.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Grave_n_idle
10-01-2005, 01:45
Wow, nobody's been worshipping Shaed for a while.

...and I still want to know what these stealth cookies are.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

Actually, I've just been worshipping her quietly, at my Shaed shrine... :)
Peechland
10-01-2005, 01:48
Wow, nobody's been worshipping Shaed for a while.

...and I still want to know what these stealth cookies are.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation


I bet they arent as good as my home-made chocolate chip ones!
Peechland
10-01-2005, 01:50
Actually, I've just been worshipping her quietly, at my Shaed shrine... :)


I used to worship Menudo*sigh*
Myrth
10-01-2005, 01:50
All votes present and accounted for. There are no discrepancies. :p

Exactly - anyone with half a brain could have just counted the number of names voting for each option and compared it with the vote tally. That would have given it away. I work in more mysterious ways...
Sdaeriji
10-01-2005, 01:51
Exactly - anyone with half a brain could have just counted the number of names voting for each option and compared it with the vote tally. That would have given it away. I work in more mysterious ways...

I think you've got a crush on Shaed and are just afraid to admit it.:D
Myrth
10-01-2005, 01:55
A moderator fraternise with a lowly commoner? Unheard of!
Peechland
10-01-2005, 01:59
A moderator fraternise with a lowly commoner? Unheard of!


There goes my chance with Cog........<damnit>
Word Games
10-01-2005, 02:00
I always disagreed with the class system
Grave_n_idle
10-01-2005, 04:46
There goes my chance with Cog........<damnit>

:)
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 04:52
I'll join the harem. Of course, I'm a guy...
I *would* join...
Do you have anything against MTF transsexuals, Shaed?
If not, count me in on the harem...
:p
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 04:53
Wow, nobody's been worshipping Shaed for a while.

...and I still want to know what these stealth cookies are.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
They taste pretty good, but it's barely worth the effort of finding them and picking them up.
Cogitation
10-01-2005, 04:56
There goes my chance with Cog........<damnit>
That depends. What city do you live in?

Note that I am half-joking, half-serious, here.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Aerou
10-01-2005, 05:25
Yay Shaed! I don't reeeaaalllyy know you very well, but oh well! Yay Shaed! I'll be in your harem...even though...I'm a girl....hmmmm
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 07:25
Yay Shaed! I don't reeeaaalllyy know you very well, but oh well! Yay Shaed! I'll be in your harem...even though...I'm a girl....hmmmm
I am *going* to be a girl...
I hope Shaed doesn't leave us out. I wanna be in the harem!

Oh yeah, and by the way:
bump
Shaed
10-01-2005, 08:42
OMG! It's still alive? And there's a distinct lack of people disliking me! This forum is obviously populated by crazy people. Still, I get stuff to reply to, so yay.

Stealth cookies? They sound dangerous. Are those the kind that sneak around from home-to-home spying on people? :eek:

/me goes to vote "I like Shaed".

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
omgyay! Liked by Cog! *dances happy dance*
Stealth cookies are cookies you don't have to admit recieving. 'sfor the eeeeeevil people like RPP and Myrth who would never accept such things publically. All mods get them by default, 'cause of the whole class system and all.

Exactly - anyone with half a brain could have just counted the number of names voting for each option and compared it with the vote tally. That would have given it away. I work in more mysterious ways...

You mean by not doing anything at all and then being amused at everyone running around trying to work out what you did when you, in fact, didn't do anything at all? That's more evil than mysterious, but then... that seems somehow fitting ^.^

I always disagreed with the class system
Really? I adore it. Probably my whole love-of-potential-oppression thingy (read: insanity). Being an atheist, I need something other than gods to worship blindly. Mods fit that position nicely ^.^
I *would* join...
Do you have anything against MTF transsexuals, Shaed?
If not, count me in on the harem...
:p

Nope, nothing against anyone. Well, that's not true. Nothing against you at any rate. Feel free to join in the fun :D
Yay Shaed! I don't reeeaaalllyy know you very well, but oh well! Yay Shaed! I'll be in your harem...even though...I'm a girl....hmmmm

Damn straight you will, we need more girls. It seems I'll have to go hit Tink and Gael with sticks, since they aren't volunteering their bodies willingly. *gives Aerou harem-brand cookies*

Also, I should point out any spelling errors are due to me getting no sleep for 80 hours (70 and a half, but meh) and then sleeping for 24. Or the eeeevil moon goblins. Whatever. *runs away to hide from the goblins*
Sdaeriji
10-01-2005, 08:44
I am *going* to be a girl...
I hope Shaed doesn't leave us out. I wanna be in the harem!

Oh yeah, and by the way:
bump

Woah! That was a shocker of a spolier! What a plot twist!:D
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 08:45
Also, I should point out any spelling errors are due to me getting no sleep for 80 hours (70 and a half, but meh) and then sleeping for 24. Or the eeeevil moon goblins. Whatever. *runs away to hide from the goblins*
Those silly moon goblins...
My machine elves from heaven will help me stave them off!
:)
^--- Looney smile
Shaed
10-01-2005, 09:01
Those silly moon goblins...
My machine elves from heaven will help me stave them off!
:)
^--- Looney smile

How do they taste fried?
The elves, I mean. I already know how the goblins taste (in a word: 'bad')
(no wait, I mean 'cheesy')
(silly me)
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 09:10
How do they taste fried?
The elves, I mean. I already know how the goblins taste (in a word: 'bad')
(no wait, I mean 'cheesy')
(silly me)
They'd probably taste like pain, being machine elves and all...
To fry them would require insanely high temperatures, them being made of metal. It's hard to eat molten steel.
THAT WON'T STOP ME THOUGH!!!
*begins tinkering with stove*
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 09:14
All hail Shaed.... Do I get a beer now?
Sdaeriji
10-01-2005, 09:15
All hail Shaed.... Do I get a beer now?

Beer? All hail Shaed!!!!
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 09:17
Beer? All hail Shaed!!!!
Two please.... All hail Shaed
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 09:17
Two please.... All hail Shaed
Damn, I joined too early.
Shaed
10-01-2005, 09:42
They'd probably taste like pain, being machine elves and all...
To fry them would require insanely high temperatures, them being made of metal. It's hard to eat molten steel.
THAT WON'T STOP ME THOUGH!!!
*begins tinkering with stove*

I think you'll find it will, in fact stop you. Have a beer instead. Apparently someone is handing them out. Or something. Probably too late for me to mildly disapprove and all.
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 09:44
I think you'll find it will, in fact stop you. Have a beer instead. Apparently someone is handing them out. Or something. Probably too late for me to mildly disapprove and all.
Yeah...
I can't get enough power output off that damn stove...
:(
Really, shouldn't they consider that some people might want to melt steel in their stoves?

Mmmm, beer...
Nsendalen
10-01-2005, 09:46
*takes beer*

Hmmm...

*distills, turns into fuel, starts making a machine elf for kicks*
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 09:49
*takes beer*

Hmmm...

*distills, turns into fuel, starts making a machine elf for kicks*
You need DMT for a proper machine elf. If you're going to build one, you need to know how to design them correctly!
Oh, and make sure they have laser eyes.
:p

Are you going to join Shaed's harem?
Nsendalen
10-01-2005, 09:52
"... frickin' laser beams attached, to their heads!"

Harem? Sounds kinky.
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 09:53
Harem? Sounds kinky.
'Specially now that I'm in it!
*flashes a toothy grin, one that looks like she's about to go for your neck*
Sdaeriji
10-01-2005, 09:53
You need DMT for a proper machine elf. If you're going to build one, you need to know how to design them correctly!
Oh, and make sure they have laser eyes.
:p

Are you going to join Shaed's harem?

Dude, my velociraptor has laser eyes. I could totally hook you up.
Aerou
10-01-2005, 09:57
Dude, my velociraptor has laser eyes. I could totally hook you up.


Grrrrr! Not a natural raptor ability! It DOES NOT have laser eyes! :P
Sdaeriji
10-01-2005, 09:57
Grrrrr! Not a natural raptor ability! It DOES NOT have laser eyes! :P

Ubervelociraptor, sorry.:D
Shaed
10-01-2005, 10:00
You people confuse and scare me. I'm going to go huddle in that corner over there with three or four candles and a large knife.

...

What? I'm still freaked out about Saw, ok?

...

Quiet you. I'm perfectly sane.
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 10:01
You people confuse and scare me. I'm going to go huddle in that corner over there with three or four candles and a large knife.

...

What? I'm still freaked out about Saw, ok?

...

Quiet you. I'm perfectly sane.
Ooh, huddling. Huddling is fun!
Oops, I was thinking about cuddling.

Can I have a knife too?
Nsendalen
10-01-2005, 10:04
*reaches into deep pockets*

Here's one.
Shaed
10-01-2005, 10:07
Ooh, huddling. Huddlign is fun!
Oops, I was thinking about cuddling.

Can I have a knife too?

No. No sharp things for you. My knife.

But here! You can have some colourful building blocks! yay!
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 10:07
No. No sharp things for you. My knife.

But here! You can have some colourful building blocks! yay!
Colors!
:eek:
They're shiny!
*is mesmerized*
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 10:09
Grrrrr! Not a natural raptor ability! It DOES NOT have laser eyes! :P
But will you still be saying that once it shoots you with its laser eyes?
Aerou
10-01-2005, 10:19
But will you still be saying that once it shoots you with its laser eyes?

I have protective powers against his silly Laser Eyed Reptile

Bah!

To hell with laser eyes!
Shaed
10-01-2005, 10:40
I have protective powers against his silly Laser Eyed Reptile

Bah!

To hell with laser eyes!

OMGOMG! GOD-MODDING! *dances*

I'm a gonna report you to the RPing police!

And then they're going to laugh at me because.. um... this isn't an RP thread... and... there are no RP police?

Man, you people are killing my shrine with your beer and laser-eyed dinosaurs. Shoo! *swats at with a broom*
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 10:42
OMGOMG! GOD-MODDING! *dances*

I'm a gonna report you to the RPing police!

And then they're going to laugh at me because.. um... this isn't an RP thread... and... there are no RP police?

Man, you people are killing my shrine with your beer and laser-eyed dinosaurs. Shoo! *swats at with a broom*
Okay, back to the topic...
Wait, what's the topic?
Oh right.

Shaed pwns all.
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 10:48
THIS IS THE RP POLICE! EVERYONE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! SURRENDER YOUR RAPTORS!


please?
Shaed
10-01-2005, 10:58
THIS IS THE RP POLICE! EVERYONE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! SURRENDER YOUR RAPTORS!


please?

*swats with the aforementioned broom*

And you can stop that shouting in my shrine too! Damn you kids! (who are all probably older than me in real life! *mutter*!)



:p
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 10:59
sorry


*from outside*
THIS IS THE RP POLICE! EVERYONE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! SURRENDER YOUR RAPTORS!


please?
Neo-Anarchists
10-01-2005, 11:00
Hmm, we have almost as many people that voted "Who's Shaed?" as we have Shaed-obsessors.
We must spread the good news! The Gospel of Shaed!
:D
Nsendalen
10-01-2005, 11:07
*hides in the corner, his RP Secret Police badge out of sight*

"Through god-modding, we counter god-modding."

*and no matter how hard you try you'll never find that badge.*

:p
Peechland
10-01-2005, 14:49
That depends. What city do you live in?

Note that I am half-joking, half-serious, here.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Well I'm in a small town in Ga. Youre what-in NY? Thats ok though....we can travel back and forth to each others states every other month and send each other cheesy mushy e-cards in the meantime. We can make it work .....I swear! *bakes Cog home made cookies to seal the deal* :fluffle:


Note: I am 1/4 Serious, 1/4 Joking, 1/2 criminally insane. ;)
Sanctaphrax
10-01-2005, 15:00
Peech, Cog, there's a reason we have the Paradise Club. They have rooms and everything!
Shaed, contrary to your belief, still nobody dislikes you. Oh and Myrth, I noticed you didn't vote, but kept quiet. *looks away*
Kellarly
10-01-2005, 15:11
Hey, Shaed, next time you do a vote like this, you should put something in the small print along the lines of:

A: I love Shaed (and also hereby give her access to all my bank accounts, valuables and all property owned in my name.)

You would make a fortune! :D
Jifore
10-01-2005, 15:12
yay i *can* post! see? you were wrong! and Sanct was right! no need for different accounts, or whatever..
yay!
and no more evil mentioning of Tamar!

*goes off to vote*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 00:09
yay i *can* post! see? you were wrong! and Sanct was right! no need for different accounts, or whatever..
yay!
and no more evil mentioning of Tamar!

*goes off to vote*

OMG! *pounces on*

You have to post alllllll the time now, or I will be sad. Sad and bugging you on MSN to post more. Oooh, and withholding nonsense poetry. Yep.

And I'm never righ- err... wrong. Wrong. That's it. Yeah.

Heh, and you *do* realise that, had you not mentioned it, no one would have associated 'Tamar' with 'Jifore', correct? Your silliness amuses me ^.^

*runs off to check whether Jifore dislikes me, or just doesn't know who I am*
:p

Hey, Shaed, next time you do a vote like this, you should put something in the small print along the lines of:

A: I love Shaed (and also hereby give her access to all my bank accounts, valuables and all property owned in my name.)

You would make a fortune! :D

Hee, well, you see, *I* didn't start the thread (glares at Sanct... only, like, in the nicest possible way).

Had I done so, there would have probably been more fine print than actual content... a large portion being devoted to 'voting for the first option constitutes being legally insane. Expect the men in white coats to be around real soon.'

Peech, Cog, there's a reason we have the Paradise Club. They have rooms and everything!
Shaed, contrary to your belief, still nobody dislikes you. Oh and Myrth, I noticed you didn't vote, but kept quiet. *looks away*

Well, that's obviously because you had no 'she annoys me with her constant adoration' option.

I mean, duh Sanct :rolleyes:

And everyone dislikes me... they just don't know it yet! As the old saying goes "A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet" *nods*

You just wait... won't be long now before I get run out by a mob with the torches and the pitchforks and the garlic. Oh wait, minus the garlic. Well, unless they have it on hand, I guess.

...*has completely forgotten what her point originally was*
*wanders off to have breakfast*
Myrth
11-01-2005, 02:48
Guh, you littering up my forum with those 'Post deleted' messages.

*deletes them*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 02:53
Guh, you littering up my forum with those 'Post deleted' messages.

*deletes them*

*apologises, and then hides*

I just thought it would be better than three replies all one after the other. Although um... I probably should have just not posted three times in a row in the first place...

But yay, I was right about mods being able to get rid of the 'post deleted' messages! I must be psychic! Now, to go and use my powers for evi... ahem. I mean, 'for good'. Naturally. Because being evil isn't any fun.

:p
Myrth
11-01-2005, 02:58
*apologises, and then hides*

I just thought it would be better than three replies all one after the other. Although um... I probably should have just not posted three times in a row in the first place...

But yay, I was right about mods being able to get rid of the 'post deleted' messages! I must be psychic! Now, to go and use my powers for evi... ahem. I mean, 'for good'. Naturally. Because being evil isn't any fun.

:p

Of course. One must never be tempted to be... evil...






http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/evileyes.jpg
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:01
Of course. One must never be tempted to be... evil...

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/evileyes.jpg

Hee, you just don't want any competition ^.^

But I don't think I'd want glowy red eyes if I were planning on lurking in darkness. I'd imagine it would be just asking for trouble. But then, I imagine a lot of things, I guess...
Myrth
11-01-2005, 03:14
Hee, you just don't want any competition ^.^

I don't think this forum's big enough for two corrupt, evil, oppressive tyrants.
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:23
You know what this shrine needs? An image of Her Shaedness for us to gaze lovingly upon. Shaed?
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:26
I don't think this forum's big enough for two corrupt, evil, oppressive tyrants.

Hrm, but you would think that, wouldn't you?

Err... wait. You would... not think that, wouldn't you.... would... n't...

Damn grammar, getting in the way of my making accusations! Bah!

...

I'm just going to go over to that corner over there now, and be endlessly enthralled with evil tyrant-ness. Don't mind me.
Peechland
11-01-2005, 03:28
You know what this shrine needs? An image of Her Shaedness for us to gaze lovingly upon. Shaed?

picpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpic! All those in favor....say eye.



EYE!!!!!!!
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:29
picpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpicpic! All those in favor....say eye.



EYE!!!!!!!

I
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:30
You know what this shrine needs? An image of Her Shaedness for us to gaze lovingly upon. Shaed?

Uhhh.... uhhhh... no.

Well, maybe when I get around to uploading those one's of my in my corset top thingy.

*eyes camera warily*

I wonder how close I'd have to put it to a magnet to 'accidentely' wipe the memory card.
Peechland
11-01-2005, 03:31
I


now would it have killed you to have said "eye" ?

live on the wild side sd!
Cabbage Land
11-01-2005, 03:32
pic (http://img133.exs.cx/img133/376/marketa26dy.jpg) ;)
Peechland
11-01-2005, 03:34
pic (http://img133.exs.cx/img133/376/marketa26dy.jpg) ;)


is that you?
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:35
Uhhh.... uhhhh... no.

Well, maybe when I get around to uploading those one's of my in my corset top thingy.

*eyes camera warily*

I wonder how close I'd have to put it to a magnet to 'accidentely' wipe the memory card.

Let's not forget I have far less flattering photos I could post here if your memory card did 'accidentally' get erased.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:40
pic (http://img133.exs.cx/img133/376/marketa26dy.jpg) ;)

hahahaha!

No.

For a start, she has no crazy curly-floofy Italian hair. And looks self-confident.

You're wayyyy off.
Cabbage Land
11-01-2005, 03:41
I'm male, and Canadian, and yes that is me.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:42
Let's not forget I have far less flattering photos I could post here if your memory card did 'accidentally' get erased.

Oh really? See, I don't think that would be advisable, considering the sorts of photos I have of you, Sd'.

Haven't we been through the 'threats are a bad idea because I don't take them lightly' thing before?
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:46
Someone explain to me why my shrine attracts all the crazy people? I mean honestly, I was having a nice quiet discussion about why glowing red eyes are bad for evil people lurking in the darkness, and suddenly I'm swamped in crazy people.

Almost time to swat some people with that handy shrine-broom again, I think.
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:46
Oh really? See, I don't think that would be advisable, considering the sorts of photos I have of you, Sd'.

Haven't we been through the 'threats are a bad idea because I don't take them lightly' thing before?

That wasn't a 'threat'. That was a promise. And you forget the difference between you and I is that I wouldn't be bothered with all sorts of indecent photos of myself all over the internet.;) But you know I won't actually post any pictures of you.

At any rate, she's really pretty, but she's not at all confident.
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:47
Someone explain to me why my shrine attracts all the crazy people? I mean honestly, I was having a nice quiet discussion about why glowing red eyes are bad for evil people lurking in the darkness, and suddenly I'm swamped in crazy people.

Almost time to swat some people with that handy shrine-broom again, I think.

I think it's more the caliber of people that NationStates as a whole attracts....
Cabbage Land
11-01-2005, 03:48
Personally, I blame the economy.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:52
That wasn't a 'threat'. That was a promise. And you forget the difference between you and I is that I wouldn't be bothered with all sorts of indecent photos of myself all over the internet.;) But you know I won't actually post any pictures of you.

At any rate, she's really pretty, but she's not at all confident.

*mutters*

I'm plenty confident. *hastly goes to hide all the "people can't like *me*! don't be daft" type comments...*

:p
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:54
*mutters*

I'm plenty confident. *hastly goes to hide all the "people can't like *me*! don't be daft" type comments...*

:p

:fluffle:
Aerou
11-01-2005, 03:55
Gah! I got shooshed out with a broom!

*sniff*

And I was just going to say how much I loved Shaed, and adored her...*cries*

and I was going to bake the whole harem cookies :(
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:57
Gah! I got shooshed out with a broom!

*sniff*

And I was just going to say how much I loved Shaed, and adored her...*cries*

and I was going to bake the whole harem cookies :(

:fluffle:
Shaed
11-01-2005, 03:57
Gah! I got shooshed out with a broom!

*sniff*

And I was just going to say how much I loved Shaed, and adored her...*cries*

and I was going to bake the whole harem cookies :(

You aren't one of the broom-ed people, Aerou. *pets*

And gah... I'm meant to be the one doing the manual cookie-making!

I'll never get used to not being properly subservient... mutter. I think I prefer being *in* a harem to *having* one. How silly.
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 03:58
Alright! Threesome for me! How much do I rule?
Aerou
11-01-2005, 03:59
You aren't one of the broom-ed people, Aerou. *pets*

And gah... I'm meant to be the one doing the manual cookie-making!

I'll never get used to not being properly subservient... mutter. I think I prefer being *in* a harem to *having* one. How silly.

I much prefer being IN the harem....

And I LIKE making cookies....yummm.....snickerdoodles anyone?
Nsendalen
11-01-2005, 04:00
It varies from time to time.
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 04:01
Wow, cookies, beer, sex. This place is great!
Shaed
11-01-2005, 04:01
:fluffle:

:fluffle: :p

Hrm... I wonder why this thread is still alive... I would have thought it'd be locked by now o.O

And gasp, I have to go. *hands out cookies to the faithful*

I *will* return.



probably
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 04:03
:fluffle: :p

Hrm... I wonder why this thread is still alive... I would have thought it'd be locked by now o.O

And gasp, I have to go. *hands out cookies to the faithful*

I *will* return.



probably

I think it's because Myrth secretly has a crush on you and is holding all the other moderators back.
Trow Nationals
11-01-2005, 04:04
god, shaed is so cool that i'm embarrassed for her
Peechland
11-01-2005, 04:12
I dont think Cog received those cookies I baked for him a few pages back.......*grumble*
Word Games
11-01-2005, 04:20
*Votes* :fluffle:
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 04:20
Who voted that they hate Shaed? I demand to know!
Word Games
11-01-2005, 04:22
Not I
Traja Odj
11-01-2005, 04:27
Trow Nationals

(Can we say, puppet?)

*Lotsa Shaed loving*
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 04:28
Who voted that they hate Shaed? I demand to know!
Burn the heretics!
:D
Shaed
11-01-2005, 04:44
Trow Nationals

(Can we say, puppet?)

*Lotsa Shaed loving*

I don't know, can we say puppet?

I think they just don't like me because I consider myself capable of killing someone outside of a self-defense situation, and am not afraid to say it (in the other thread on that topic, that is). They're probably assuming I talk about it because OMGOMGOMG then I'll be cool! Because baseless assumptions about people's characters as expressed online are a great way to formulate your opinion of them. Everyone knows that :p

This is the point where I'd normally point and laugh, but I don't know what direction they're in relative to me :(
Cabbage Land
11-01-2005, 04:45
I demand a Trow Nationals Worship Club!
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 04:49
I don't know, can we say puppet?

I think they just don't like me because I consider myself capable of killing someone outside of a self-defense situation, and am not afraid to say it (in the other thread on that topic, that is). They're probably assuming I talk about it because OMGOMGOMG then I'll be cool! Because baseless assumptions about people's characters as expressed online are a great way to formulate your opinion of them. Everyone knows that :p

This is the point where I'd normally point and laugh, but I don't know what direction they're in relative to me :(

Aaah, Shaed, Shaed, Shaed...

You haven't quite got used to your new found "Godlike" status, have you?

Go through the clearly marked process:

1) Say "I am the mighty Shaed"
2) "Goddess of All"
3) "I am the centre of the Universe".

There, now. Since you are now OFFICIALLY the centre of the universe... whichever way you point must be right - because YOU said so!

:) Ta-Daa!
Traja Odj
11-01-2005, 04:50
No we can't say puppet, people would look at me funny and they might suspect something was wrong and bring in the mind control cockroaches!

*Shudders*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 04:56
Aaah, Shaed, Shaed, Shaed...

You haven't quite got used to your new found "Godlike" status, have you?

Go through the clearly marked process:

1) Say "I am the mighty Shaed"
2) "Goddess of All"
3) "I am the centre of the Universe".

There, now. Since you are now OFFICIALLY the centre of the universe... whichever way you point must be right - because YOU said so!

:) Ta-Daa!

I'm fairly sure I can't be a goddess. If I were a goddess, there would be rather more righteous smiting going on, not to mention some sort of universe-warping so that I would be in England instead of Australia.

Plus someone hates me. Gods can't be hated :p So nyer.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 04:56
No we can't say puppet, people would look at me funny and they might suspect something was wrong and bring in the mind control cockroaches!

*Shudders*

I raise my eyebrow at you now.

o.O
Trow Nationals
11-01-2005, 04:58
I don't know, can we say puppet?

I think they just don't like me because I consider myself capable of killing someone outside of a self-defense situation, and am not afraid to say it (in the other thread on that topic, that is). They're probably assuming I talk about it because OMGOMGOMG then I'll be cool! Because baseless assumptions about people's characters as expressed online are a great way to formulate your opinion of them. Everyone knows that :p

This is the point where I'd normally point and laugh, but I don't know what direction they're in relative to me :(

just be true to yourself, that's what's really cool.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 05:09
just be true to yourself, that's what's really cool.

Also apparently leads to hatred though. Hatred isn't fun.

Although now Sanct and Jifore can't say 'ha! no one dislikes you'... and that *is* a plus... hmmm...
Trow Nationals
11-01-2005, 05:52
Also apparently leads to hatred though. Hatred isn't fun.

Although now Sanct and Jifore can't say 'ha! no one dislikes you'... and that *is* a plus... hmmm...

here is a poem by robert frost that i think will answer all of your questions:



West Running Brook
by: Robert Frost
*
'Fred, where is north?'

'North? North is there, my love.
The brook runs west.'

'West-running Brook then call it.'
(West-Running Brook men call it to this day.)
'What does it think it's doing running west
When all the other country brooks flow east
To reach the ocean? It must be the brook
Can trust itself to go by contraries
The way I can with you -- and you with me --
Because we're -- we're -- I don't know what we are.
What are we?'

'Young or new?'

'We must be something.
We've said we two. Let's change that to we three.
As you and I are married to each other,
We'll both be married to the brook. We'll build
Our bridge across it, and the bridge shall be
Our arm thrown over it asleep beside it.
Look, look, it's waving to us with a wave
To let us know it hears me.'

' 'Why, my dear,
That wave's been standing off this jut of shore --'
(The black stream, catching a sunken rock,
Flung backward on itself in one white wave,
And the white water rode the black forever,
Not gaining but not losing, like a bird
White feathers from the struggle of whose breast
Flecked the dark stream and flecked the darker pool
Below the point, and were at last driven wrinkled
In a white scarf against the far shore alders.)
'That wave's been standing off this jut of shore
Ever since rivers, I was going to say,'
Were made in heaven. It wasn't waved to us.'

'It wasn't, yet it was. If not to you
It was to me -- in an annunciation.'

'Oh, if you take it off to lady-land,
As't were the country of the Amazons
We men must see you to the confines of
And leave you there, ourselves forbid to enter,-
It is your brook! I have no more to say.'

'Yes, you have, too. Go on. You thought of something.'

'Speaking of contraries, see how the brook
In that white wave runs counter to itself.
It is from that in water we were from
Long, long before we were from any creature.
Here we, in our impatience of the steps,
Get back to the beginning of beginnings,
The stream of everything that runs away.
Some say existence like a Pirouot
And Pirouette, forever in one place,
Stands still and dances, but it runs away,
It seriously, sadly, runs away
To fill the abyss' void with emptiness.
It flows beside us in this water brook,
But it flows over us. It flows between us
To separate us for a panic moment.
It flows between us, over us, and with us.
And it is time, strength, tone, light, life and love-
And even substance lapsing unsubstantial;
The universal cataract of death
That spends to nothingness -- and unresisted,
Save by some strange resistance in itself,
Not just a swerving, but a throwing back,
As if regret were in it and were sacred.
It has this throwing backward on itself
So that the fall of most of it is always
Raising a little, sending up a little.
Our life runs down in sending up the clock.
The brook runs down in sending up our life.
The sun runs down in sending up the brook.
And there is something sending up the sun.
It is this backward motion toward the source,
Against the stream, that most we see ourselves in,
The tribute of the current to the source.
It is from this in nature we are from.
It is most us.'

'To-day will be the day....You said so.'

'No, to-day will be the day
You said the brook was called West-running Brook.'
'To-day will be the day of what we both said.'


now, don't you feel better? don't you feel like you could write a single godamn post without using any smilees?
Trow Nationals
11-01-2005, 05:54
which you have done, and done well, my glorious toucan, my darling, my joy, in your castle by the sea.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 05:54
now, don't you feel better? don't you feel like you could write a single godamn post without using any smilees?
What are you talking about?
The post you replied to had not a single emoticon...
Unless they're invisible!
I KNEW IT!
Invisible emoticons!!
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 05:55
which you have done, and done well, my glorious toucan, my darling, my joy, in your castle by the sea.
What's that a reply to?
Trow Nationals
11-01-2005, 06:01
What's that a reply to?

i'm bored, are you bored? whatev, kid.

Sixty Black Wings
After Piedra negra sobra una piedra blanca by César Vallejo

What a din! I thought I’d woken up
on a highway median.

Everything was yellow;
the sun shone through rain,
the air was filled with schools of fish.
The wet grass rippled as if a stone had fallen.

My Thursday wore blue,
a sixteen-year-old suit.
‘Get out!’ I said, ‘it’s Friday.’

My Thursday seemed drunk—
he swayed, wobbled, grinned,
a windblown blue scarecrow.

‘I’m no poet,’ my Thursday sighed.
The mute sun sank, bleeding light.
Yellow ivy crept into my house.

He sticks around, eats my food
sleeps on my couch, leaves
blue footprints in the bath,
his blue touch on every knob.

Blue pubic hair clogs
the drain and stains tiles.
My Thursday, the slob,

smirks, ‘I’m like a little river,
I take the laziest path
between rocks and earth.’

His blue eats through
the drywall and stone.
My house stinks
of urine and oranges.

It’s rotting. Thanks to Thursday
I plod insects’ pulpy decay
and slip on green slicks of poetry.
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 06:06
I'm fairly sure I can't be a goddess. If I were a goddess, there would be rather more righteous smiting going on, not to mention some sort of universe-warping so that I would be in England instead of Australia.

Plus someone hates me. Gods can't be hated :p So nyer.

England would be good... but, somehow, that doesn't help me...

(I didn't say I wasn't a little biased...)

America would be better... yes. (As a wise philosopher once wrote: *nods* )

And lots of people hate gods (satanists might, for a start...) so - if someone has admitted to hating you, surely that is EVIDENCE of your divinity?
Shaed
11-01-2005, 08:21
England would be good... but, somehow, that doesn't help me...

(I didn't say I wasn't a little biased...)

America would be better... yes. (As a wise philosopher once wrote: *nods* )

And lots of people hate gods (satanists might, for a start...) so - if someone has admitted to hating you, surely that is EVIDENCE of your divinity?

You could be in England also. Because England is just the best ever. Or possibly 'evar'. Depending on how badly I want to annoy people. Oooh, and if I were God, I could make *everyone* have English accents! Yee!

Anyway, satanists shouldn't hate God. After all, if there wasn't a God, Satan would be busy making them watch Care Bear videos over and over and over and over again. If he's truly evil anyway. I assume nothing would be more torturous to a satanist than seeing a pink bear saying "We're going to be your friends, no matter WHAT you do" to some daft magic-possessed kid... a hundred thousand times over. Mmmmbrain-melting 'cuteness'.

*shudders*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 08:26
What are you talking about?
The post you replied to had not a single emoticon...
Unless they're invisible!
I KNEW IT!
Invisible emoticons!!

I wonder if, totally hypothetically mind, Trow Nationals got deleted for... let's say, spamming threads with utterly off-topic poetry, if his/her vote would disappear from the poll...

Oooh, I'm randomly spiteful when tired. I *like* me.

Wait... I'm apparently silly. More sugar! That's what I need. Or sleep. But sugar is easy to get, so /rambling post.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:30
I wonder if, totally hypothetically mind, Trow Nationals got deleted for... let's say, spamming threads with utterly off-topic poetry, if his/her vote would disappear from the poll...
Wanna know what *really* happens?

http://triggur.org/fluffykittens.jpg

That. DEATH KITTIES!!
Shaed
11-01-2005, 08:36
Wanna know what *really* happens?

http://triggur.org/fluffykittens.jpg

That. DEATH KITTIES!!

I'm confused. But kittens are cute... so 'yay kittens'... I guess
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 08:44
You could be in England also. Because England is just the best ever. Or possibly 'evar'. Depending on how badly I want to annoy people. Oooh, and if I were God, I could make *everyone* have English accents! Yee!

Anyway, satanists shouldn't hate God. After all, if there wasn't a God, Satan would be busy making them watch Care Bear videos over and over and over and over again. If he's truly evil anyway. I assume nothing would be more torturous to a satanist than seeing a pink bear saying "We're going to be your friends, no matter WHAT you do" to some daft magic-possessed kid... a hundred thousand times over. Mmmmbrain-melting 'cuteness'.

*shudders*

Seems unfair to make EVERYONE have English accents... it would ruin some of the special exotic allure...

Also - EVERYONE would include people like George W Bush - and I really can't see how that could be a good thing. :(

Oh - and you don't have to be a satanist to be terrified by the vision of an eternity of pink care-bears. :0
Shaed
11-01-2005, 09:12
Seems unfair to make EVERYONE have English accents... it would ruin some of the special exotic allure...

Also - EVERYONE would include people like George W Bush - and I really can't see how that could be a good thing. :(

Oh - and you don't have to be a satanist to be terrified by the vision of an eternity of pink care-bears. :0

Well... yeah. You have a point. hrm. Two points in fact (George Bush is undeserving of an English accent. In fact, if I could, I'd remove Blair's accent too).

Hrmm. Well, I'm all fluffy-ball-of-stress-mode now, so I can't think. I'd do *something* if I had goddess powers though. I think.

Well... probably.

And hee, you don't have to be anything to fear an eternity of pink Care Bears, except maybe 'sane'.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 09:13
Well... yeah. You have a point. hrm. Two points in fact (George Bush is undeserving of an English accent. In fact, if I could, I'd remove Blair's accent too).

Hrmm. Well, I'm all fluffy-ball-of-stress-mode now, so I can't think. I'd do *something* if I had goddess powers though. I think.

Well... probably.

And hee, you don't have to be anything to fear an eternity of pink Care Bears, except maybe 'sane'.
Oh cool!
I'm exempt!
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 09:21
Well... yeah. You have a point. hrm. Two points in fact (George Bush is undeserving of an English accent. In fact, if I could, I'd remove Blair's accent too).

Hrmm. Well, I'm all fluffy-ball-of-stress-mode now, so I can't think. I'd do *something* if I had goddess powers though. I think.

Well... probably.

And hee, you don't have to be anything to fear an eternity of pink Care Bears, except maybe 'sane'.

Okay - why is the great Goddess Shaed a 'fluffy-ball-of-stress'?

You have a cult of your very own, with legions of adoring worshippers, you have Myrth being especially cryptic, just for you... what is there to stress?

Think calm, relaxing thoughts.

In fact, think calm, relaxing thoughts, with an English accent. And raspberry massage oil.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 09:45
Okay - why is the great Goddess Shaed a 'fluffy-ball-of-stress'?

You have a cult of your very own, with legions of adoring worshippers, you have Myrth being especially cryptic, just for you... what is there to stress?

Think calm, relaxing thoughts.

In fact, think calm, relaxing thoughts, with an English accent. And raspberry massage oil.

Oh, I'm being a fool and getting involved in this crusade that one group of people has to randomly aggravate the current mods for no logical reason. Notably, 'getting involved' is in the sense of 'opposing'. And being an irrational being, it's stressing me out something dreadful.

It's because I'm stuck with the opposite of a 'support the underdog' sydrome... I'm sympathetic towards the mods 'cause they have to deal with bollocks all the time and never catch a break. I'd be better of if I could naturally support underdogs... everyone *else* does, so I wouldn't have to deal with stress then >.<

And as we can see, when I get stressed, I ramble. I'll stop now. What was that about raspberry massage oil? :p

Oooh, I got your TG also. I'm just a lazy sod about replying to TGs currently. I have a few I have to go through (*mutters*), but I'll get around to replying (and providing photos ;)) eventually.
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 09:57
Oh, I'm being a fool and getting involved in this crusade that one group of people has to randomly aggravate the current mods for no logical reason. Notably, 'getting involved' is in the sense of 'opposing'. And being an irrational being, it's stressing me out something dreadful.

It's because I'm stuck with the opposite of a 'support the underdog' sydrome... I'm sympathetic towards the mods 'cause they have to deal with bollocks all the time and never catch a break. I'd be better of if I could naturally support underdogs... everyone *else* does, so I wouldn't have to deal with stress then >.<

And as we can see, when I get stressed, I ramble. I'll stop now. What was that about raspberry massage oil? :p

Oooh, I got your TG also. I'm just a lazy sod about replying to TGs currently. I have a few I have to go through (*mutters*), but I'll get around to replying (and providing photos ;)) eventually.

I also support mods - for much the same reason as I tend to support the police... that is, all MY experiences with them have been non-committal-to-good, and I believe they do far more good than harm.

Sure, the potential for abuse of power exists, but I don't think we see much of that.

In terms of ruining the NS experience, I think random spam-posters are a far greater threat than moderation.

I don't let it stress me too much, because, the way I figure it... anyone that has a real problem with the mods, has a real problem with the rules of NS... and, if they KEEP banging heads with mods, they must be continually infringing what is 'allowed' in NS. So, sooner or later, they are going to have to leave NS, one way or another. And, while they remain - they do so because of Mod Mercy.

Oh, and you KNOW what it was about the Raspberry Massage Oil. ;)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 10:06
...<snipped 'cause I agree with your first three points ^.^>...I don't let it stress me too much, because, the way I figure it... anyone that has a real problem with the mods, has a real problem with the rules of NS... and, if they KEEP banging heads with mods, they must be continually infringing what is 'allowed' in NS. So, sooner or later, they are going to have to leave NS, one way or another. And, while they remain - they do so because of Mod Mercy.

Normally it doesn't stress me... I'm just in a weird mood I guess. Plus I've been reading some not particularly pleasant flame wars on an offsite forum... full of fun threats and the like. And... damnit, I shouldn't even rant about this here, or I'll have to deal with even more random aggression directed at me. Hell, it's not worth ranting *over*.

Oh, and you KNOW what it was about the Raspberry Massage Oil. ;)

Oh, do I now? I think I should probably claim ignorance ;)
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 10:12
Normally it doesn't stress me... I'm just in a weird mood I guess. Plus I've been reading some not particularly pleasant flame wars on an offsite forum... full of fun threats and the like. And... damnit, I shouldn't even rant about this here, or I'll have to deal with even more random aggression directed at me. Hell, it's not worth ranting *over*.

Oh, do I now? I think I should probably claim ignorance ;)

Ignorance? About what? Huh? ;)

Is this another one of your "I haven't slept since Sunday.... LAST Sunday" things? :)

I never understood the whole flamewar thing. It's a constant confusion to me, what some people do for kicks.

Leather handcuffs, I understand... random aggressive flaming, not so much. :)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 10:26
Ignorance? About what? Huh? ;)

Is this another one of your "I haven't slept since Sunday.... LAST Sunday" things? :)

I never understood the whole flamewar thing. It's a constant confusion to me, what some people do for kicks.

Leather handcuffs, I understand... random aggressive flaming, not so much. :)

Nope, I actually slept at a decent time last night (gasp shock horror), and it's not even 8:30pm now... come to think of it, I'm up at a pretty crazy time for me. Maybe the sleep thing *is* it... hmm. Though part of it's also certainly my inability to deal well with stress... I get all stomach pain-y and un-happy. Quite frankly, I shouldn't be online when I'm like this, or I leave these long streaks of misery everywhere. Ugh. And also bleah.

I understand normal flamewars. I was getting rather naughty (in the not-good sense) towards the end of some of those abortion debates. But these are people who just make no sense. They confuse and/or scare me.

Or maybe I'm just taking advantage of my female standing to play the poor innocent girl who needs protecting. Either way, really. Oooh, there might even be a *third* option of me actually *being* a poor innocent girl who needs protecting... not that anyone would believe me :p.

Leather handcuffs are good, but velvet handcuffs are better ^.^
For a start, you can carry them in public without raising as many eyebrows. Especially if they're pink and black and match your hair streaks.

Not that I'd know this from experience, mind :D
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 10:36
Nope, I actually slept at a decent time last night (gasp shock horror), and it's not even 8:30pm now... come to think of it, I'm up at a pretty crazy time for me. Maybe the sleep thing *is* it... hmm. Though part of it's also certainly my inability to deal well with stress... I get all stomach pain-y and un-happy. Quite frankly, I shouldn't be online when I'm like this, or I leave these long streaks of misery everywhere. Ugh. And also bleah.

I understand normal flamewars. I was getting rather naughty (in the not-good sense) towards the end of some of those abortion debates. But these are people who just make no sense. They confuse and/or scare me.

Or maybe I'm just taking advantage of my female standing to play the poor innocent girl who needs protecting. Either way, really. Oooh, there might even be a *third* option of me actually *being* a poor innocent girl who needs protecting... not that anyone would believe me :p.

Leather handcuffs are good, but velvet handcuffs are better ^.^
For a start, you can carry them in public without raising as many eyebrows. Especially if they're pink and black and match your hair streaks.

Not that I'd know this from experience, mind :D

I guess it depends on what constitutes flaming... the Terminalia incident of a week or so ago... that's what I consider flame, and I have no real taste for it.

A flippant one-liner when someone is ignoring your point for the third consecutive time... "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with someone who is CLEARLY unarmed"... that kind of thing... I don't think that is bad.

I'm willing to accept the theory that you could be a 'poor innocent girl who needs protecting', if I hadn't previously seen you dishing out extreme computer violence to people... but, of course, I'd be willing to believe you. :)

For me - leather handcuffs worked best, because I wore them as bracelets with my PVC club-gear. I also had a novelty set of fur-lined cuffs which I'd wear on one wrist, for cuffing myself to random people... :)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 10:47
I guess it depends on what constitutes flaming... the Terminalia incident of a week or so ago... that's what I consider flame, and I have no real taste for it.

A flippant one-liner when someone is ignoring your point for the third consecutive time... "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with someone who is CLEARLY unarmed"... that kind of thing... I don't think that is bad.

This is more along the lines of random personal attacks from a whole group of people against one person. And I think it partly bothers me because if I go into any of the threads to voice an opinion on that forum, I'll probably get exactly the same treatment.

I'm willing to accept the theory that you could be a 'poor innocent girl who needs protecting', if I hadn't previously seen you dishing out extreme computer violence to people... but, of course, I'd be willing to believe you. :)
Extreme computer violence? gasp! Not from me, surely. I'm all insanity and annoying smilies.

For me - leather handcuffs worked best, because I wore them as bracelets with my PVC club-gear. I also had a novelty set of fur-lined cuffs which I'd wear on one wrist, for cuffing myself to random people... :)

Well, being female, leather handcuffs might draw a bit too much unwanted attention, whereas velvet/fluffy handcuffs work well - nice mix of kinky and silly. The velvet ones were handy for handcuffing myself to chairs during classes, since they didn't have metal bits to jangle. Jangling handcuffs + year 12 classes = odd looks. And the fluffy ones are useful for shaming people in public by handcuffing them to random public things like fences. And then leaving them there while I get lunch ^.^
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 11:01
This is more along the lines of random personal attacks from a whole group of people against one person. And I think it partly bothers me because if I go into any of the threads to voice an opinion on that forum, I'll probably get exactly the same treatment.

Extreme computer violence? gasp! Not from me, surely. I'm all insanity and annoying smilies.

Well, being female, leather handcuffs might draw a bit too much unwanted attention, whereas velvet/fluffy handcuffs work well - nice mix of kinky and silly. The velvet ones were handy for handcuffing myself to chairs during classes, since they didn't have metal bits to jangle. Jangling handcuffs + year 12 classes = odd looks. And the fluffy ones are useful for shaming people in public by handcuffing them to random public things like fences. And then leaving them there while I get lunch ^.^

No... I'm pretty sure it was you... I think someone got on your wrong side in an abortion-related thread, and you slowly reduced them to paste. :)

Ah, yes... leather handcuffs on females maybe not such a good plan. Of course, if you are a 6'4" 220lb guy, wearing New Rock boots, PVC trousers with buckles all up the sides, a PVC bondage shirt, and eyeliner... people tend to steer clear of you... sometimes, to the opposite side of the street. :)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:18
No... I'm pretty sure it was you... I think someone got on your wrong side in an abortion-related thread, and you slowly reduced them to paste. :)
Ahhh abortion debates. Any further proof that people are stupid is not needed. But yes... I did go rather over the top a couple of times. I'm tempted to be proud, but then I think about what would have happened if I'd been banned for flaming... I wouldn't have come back, and wouldn't have met all the great people around here. That sobers me up rather quickly.

Ah, yes... leather handcuffs on females maybe not such a good plan. Of course, if you are a 6'4" 220lb guy, wearing New Rock boots, PVC trousers with buckles all up the sides, a PVC bondage shirt, and eyeliner... people tend to steer clear of you... sometimes, to the opposite side of the street. :)
Yay! Eyeliner is fun ^.^
Well, I mean, technically eyeliner-of-the-liquid-form is Satan, and eyeliner *pencils* are fun. But eh, whatever and all. I just discovered eyeliner recently, and I like muchly. Still going to try and limit it to night-out-wear only though.
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 11:28
Ahhh abortion debates. Any further proof that people are stupid is not needed. But yes... I did go rather over the top a couple of times. I'm tempted to be proud, but then I think about what would have happened if I'd been banned for flaming... I wouldn't have come back, and wouldn't have met all the great people around here. That sobers me up rather quickly.

Yay! Eyeliner is fun ^.^
Well, I mean, technically eyeliner-of-the-liquid-form is Satan, and eyeliner *pencils* are fun. But eh, whatever and all. I just discovered eyeliner recently, and I like muchly. Still going to try and limit it to night-out-wear only though.

I guess you can just think of those times as your 'young and crazy' days... you're much more stable and respectable now, but people still know that you used to be dangerous... :)

Of course, we all know that you're just a fluffy bunny of cuteness, really.
Goed Twee
11-01-2005, 11:28
I'm gone for a few days, and an I Love Shaed topic pops up?

...And I'm not mentioned?

This saddens me :p
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:43
I guess you can just think of those times as your 'young and crazy' days... you're much more stable and respectable now, but people still know that you used to be dangerous... :)

Of course, we all know that you're just a fluffy bunny of cuteness, really.

heh. Shhhhh you, or Myrth will refuse to be seen having anything to do with me. I have to at least pretend to be.. um... non-fluffy-bunny...-like? Hmm. The English language hasn't liked me much lately. But I do know that evil tyrant of oppressiveness + fluffy bunny of cuteness = <universal collapse>.
So my 'shhhhh you' still stands ^.^

I'm gone for a few days, and an I Love Shaed topic pops up?

...And I'm not mentioned?

This saddens me :p

Well, I didn't know you were away for a few days. I just assumed you didn't love me :p
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 11:56
heh. Shhhhh you, or Myrth will refuse to be seen having anything to do with me. I have to at least pretend to be.. um... non-fluffy-bunny...-like? Hmm. The English language hasn't liked me much lately. But I do know that evil tyrant of oppressiveness + fluffy bunny of cuteness = <universal collapse>.
So my 'shhhhh you' still stands ^.^



On the contrary, certain mods already SEEM not to be having anything to do with you... but, closer examination shows that certain mods ALSO seem to follow a pattern of being very obviously not having anything to do with you... over and over again.

This is the fruit of the Cryptic Tree.:)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:59
On the contrary, certain mods already SEEM not to be having anything to do with you... but, closer examination shows that certain mods ALSO seem to follow a pattern of being very obviously not having anything to do with you... over and over again.

This is the fruit of the Cryptic Tree.:)

*bounces*
Shhhhh! You'll jynx it! Not that there's something to jynx! I mean! Ahhhh!



^.^
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 12:04
*bounces*
Shhhhh! You'll jynx it! Not that there's something to jynx! I mean! Ahhhh!



^.^

What? Huh? Sorry - you must be thinking of two other guys.... these are not the droids you are looking for...

*evade*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 12:14
What? Huh? Sorry - you must be thinking of two other guys.... these are not the droids you are looking for...

*evade*

Don't make me raise an eyebrow at you.

*threatens* (<- for the people not aware that raised eyebrows = threats)
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 12:21
Don't make me raise an eyebrow at you.

*threatens* (<- for the people not aware that raised eyebrows = threats)

Threats now? Do I have to revoke your Raspberry/Vanilla Massage Oil privileges, again?

:)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 12:44
Threats now? Do I have to revoke your Raspberry/Vanilla Massage Oil privileges, again?

:)

Hee, that's a silly counter-threat.

I have R&V scented body scrub, hair spray, lip balm *and* icecream.

And Raspberry-jam-ed vanilla-biscuit things.

I think I can manage without massage oil, if only for a few days :p
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 12:49
Hee, that's a silly counter-threat.

I have R&V scented body scrub, hair spray, lip balm *and* icecream.

And Raspberry-jam-ed vanilla-biscuit things.

I think I can manage without massage oil, if only for a few days :p

Yes, a silly threat.... unless you read between the lines...

After all, Massage Oil is just scented oil if nobody massages you with it...
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 12:54
I'd worship Shaed, if only she were just a little more evil.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 12:55
Yes, a silly threat.... unless you read between the lines...

After all, Massage Oil is just scented oil if nobody massages you with it...

Gasp. I obviously need to get back to my 'Thinking properly ahead 101' lessons.

Nonetheless, I still say (lickable body spray) > (massage oil)

But then, I'm strange and probably wrong.
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 12:59
Gasp. I obviously need to get back to my 'Thinking properly ahead 101' lessons.

Nonetheless, I still say (lickable body spray) > (massage oil)

But then, I'm strange and probably wrong.

I stand prepared to be convinced... of course, it would depend on the skills of the masseur/masseuse, surely?

Strange is good. I'd defend you on the 'wrong' count. :)
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:04
I'd worship Shaed, if only she were just a little more evil.

I'm sorry, I'm only evil in the unacceptable non-dom way that involves actively not giving you what you want.

Besides, acting evil would blow my cover, and I'm having wayyyy too much fun getting away with everything in life by playing the sweet naive girly-girl. I could probably get away with murder if I just remembered to wear pigtails and carry along some of my My Little Ponies to introduce the nice policemen to.
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 13:09
I'm sorry, I'm only evil in the unacceptable non-dom way that involves actively not giving you what you want.

Besides, acting evil would blow my cover, and I'm having wayyyy too much fun getting away with everything in life by playing the sweet naive girly-girl. I could probably get away with murder if I just remembered to wear pigtails and carry along some of my My Little Ponies to introduce the nice policemen to.
Meh, that's evil enough. I don't mean evil in a sick or sadistic way. I want evil that makes me laugh. Like stealing donation tins. Actually, scratch the evil. Steal donation tins and give the money to the poor. Ha :D
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:12
I stand prepared to be convinced... of course, it would depend on the skills of the masseur/masseuse, surely?
May-be. May-be not.

Strange is good. I'd defend you on the 'wrong' count. :)

You aren't allowed to *defend* me! You're the *opposition*!

Honestly... try to start a good back and forth, and people go and start *agreeing* with you, or *defending* you... stupid downsides... *mutters*



And, for reference, I'm at most semi-hemi serious with the complaints. Have a R&V cookie-thing.
Legless Pirates
11-01-2005, 13:14
You aren't allowed to *defend* me! You're the *opposition*!

Honestly... try to start a good back and forth, and people go and start *agreeing* with you, or *defending* you... stupid downsides... *mutters*
I agree
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:18
Meh, that's evil enough. I don't mean evil in a sick or sadistic way. I want evil that makes me laugh. Like stealing donation tins. Actually, scratch the evil. Steal donation tins and give the money to the poor. Ha :D

What if I stole from the Body Shop (one of those 'We don't test on animals, so everything costs at least 40% than it would anywhere else' stores, for anyone who wasn't aware) and tested the products on animals?

Oh wait... no sadism... don't mind me, nothing to see here.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:25
I agree

I. Am. So. Sick. Of. People. Making. That. 'Joke'.

So quit it, or I will shower you in pink girls toys. And I don't mean 'girl toys <winknudge>'. I mean toy ponies, stuffed bears, and little ceramic kittens with googly eyes.

Note to self: buy, or somehow obtain, a ceramic kitten with googly eyes for use against LP
Legless Pirates
11-01-2005, 13:27
NOOOOOOOOO!

*runs away in terror of the thought of a googly eyed kitten*
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 13:27
What if I stole from the Body Shop (one of those 'We don't test on animals, so everything costs at least 40% than it would anywhere else' stores, for anyone who wasn't aware) and tested the products on animals?

Oh wait... no sadism... don't mind me, nothing to see here.

*snigger* On second thought, you can be as sadistic as you like. What a cool idea.

What about eating a very smelly salami sandwich in a vegetarian cafe too? :p
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 13:32
So quit it, or I will shower you in pink girls toys. And I don't mean 'girl toys <winknudge>'. I mean toy ponies, stuffed bears, and little ceramic kittens with googly eyes.

Note to self: buy, or somehow obtain, a ceramic kitten with googly eyes for use against LP

*worships*

You're evil enough already. :D
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 13:35
May-be. May-be not.

You aren't allowed to *defend* me! You're the *opposition*!

Honestly... try to start a good back and forth, and people go and start *agreeing* with you, or *defending* you... stupid downsides... *mutters*

And, for reference, I'm at most semi-hemi serious with the complaints. Have a R&V cookie-thing.

Normally, I'd agree with you (ha ha)... but, on this particular issue... well, it seems more like you were admitting that your views *MIGHT* not be right, to be in opposition to mine...

So, you agreed with me. :)

Honestly... try to start a good back and forth, and then you hand yourself over on a silver platter.

*Now, THERE is an entertaining thought...*
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:41
*snigger* On second thought, you can be as sadistic as you like. What a cool idea.

What about eating a very smelly salami sandwich in a vegetarian cafe too? :p

Easier just to complain loudly that they're stifling my 'God given right to eat dead cows'.

Although, now that you mention it, I don't know why that is. You'd think the *actual* dead cow (or, in the case of your example, pig) would be more distasteful to them then a teenage girl talking loudly about God-babble. Maybe I just had a particularly entertaining bunch of vegetarians. I even got to use 'help! help! I'm being opressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!' on them when a couple stood up and started arguing with me ^.^

I think that perhaps further experiments will be necessary.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:45
Normally, I'd agree with you (ha ha)... but, on this particular issue... well, it seems more like you were admitting that your views *MIGHT* not be right, to be in opposition to mine...

So, you agreed with me. :)

Honestly... try to start a good back and forth, and then you hand yourself over on a silver platter.

*Now, THERE is an entertaining thought...*

I don't think I have a silver platter that would be the right size.
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 13:46
Easier just to complain loudly that they're stifling my 'God given right to eat dead cows'.

Although, now that you mention it, I don't know why that is. You'd think the *actual* dead cow (or, in the case of your example, pig) would be more distasteful to them then a teenage girl talking loudly about God-babble. Maybe I just had a particularly entertaining bunch of vegetarians. I even got to use 'help! help! I'm being opressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!' on them when a couple stood up and started arguing with me ^.^

I think that perhaps further experiments will be necessary.

Hmm. Yeah. Perhaps experiments involving this shirt?

http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/animal_shirt2.jpg

I'll volunteer to eat the smelly salmonella...i mean, "salami" sandwich, while you wear the shirt. We'll see who gets lynched first.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 13:49
Perhaps involving this shirt?

http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/animal_shirt2.jpg

I'll volunteer to eat the smelly salmonella...i mean, "salami" sandwich, while you wear the shirt. We'll see who gets lynched first.

Can I wear my "If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made out of meat" gag-gift shirt? I haven't had a chance to wear that one yet...

And ack! My innocent-girl cover! It's mellllllllting! Nooooooo!

This sounds like a job for... pigtails!
*goes to get elastic bands and hair spray*
No one will suspect me... mwahahaha.
Kanabia
11-01-2005, 13:55
Can I wear my "If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made out of meat" gag-gift shirt? I haven't had a chance to wear that one yet...

And ack! My innocent-girl cover! It's mellllllllting! Nooooooo!

This sounds like a job for... pigtails!
*goes to get elastic bands and hair spray*
No one will suspect me... mwahahaha.

That shirt will do nicely. :)

No-one will suspect me. I'll fit in perfectly. I'll put my hair in a ponytail and not shower for a week. Everyone will think i'm a hippy until I pull out the sandwich of death.
Cogitation
11-01-2005, 22:13
Well I'm in a small town in Ga. Youre what-in NY? Thats ok though....we can travel back and forth to each others states every other month and send each other cheesy mushy e-cards in the meantime. We can make it work .....I swear! *bakes Cog home made cookies to seal the deal* :fluffle:


Note: I am 1/4 Serious, 1/4 Joking, 1/2 criminally insane. ;)
I dont think Cog received those cookies I baked for him a few pages back.......*grumble*
Hmmm.... Cookies....

I mean.... How old are you? Besides, I'm not too fond of the idea of long-distance relationships. If I had a girlfriend and knew her for a few months, face-to-face, before going long-distance, then maybe.

Hrm... I wonder why this thread is still alive... I would have thought it'd be locked by now o.O
/me sighs.

Yeah, yeah, remind me that I'm a Moderator and that I have to be an upstanding netizen and lead by example, why don't you? :p

You could be in England also. Because England is just the best ever. Or possibly 'evar'. Depending on how badly I want to annoy people. Oooh, and if I were God, I could make *everyone* have English accents! Yee!
English accents!?

Hell no! I am keeping my New Yorker accent, thankyouverymuch, and barring that, I'd rather have an Irish accent.

Okay - why is the great Goddess Shaed a 'fluffy-ball-of-stress'?

You have a cult of your very own, with legions of adoring worshippers, you have Myrth being especially cryptic, just for you... what is there to stress?
...and the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester. You can't forget the NSSPCJ.

I guess it depends on what constitutes flaming... the Terminalia incident of a week or so ago... that's what I consider flame, and I have no real taste for it.
Official policy on NationStates is to define a flame as any direct insult against another NationStates player. Some flames will draw Mod attention (though not necessarily an official warning; "idiot" and "moron"), more severe insults will result in a warning.

A flippant one-liner when someone is ignoring your point for the third consecutive time... "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with someone who is CLEARLY unarmed"... that kind of thing... I don't think that is bad.
This would qualify as "flamebait": A statement against or about another NationStates player meant to provoke flaming or some other emotional response.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Peechland
11-01-2005, 22:18
I'm old enough to bake cookies without getting burned. ;)

Just joshing you anyway...youre right -long distance things arent my cup of tea either.


harem?


*wonders what she'd look like in those genie pants*
The Emperor Fenix
11-01-2005, 22:31
I cant believe i missed this place. Excuse me for a second *straightens ceremonial hat*

"Sinners, do you worship another god that Chick! Such devilry is clearly the work of some form of... devil! Plus you talk of women, such talk is devilry too, stop now if you wish your souls to be saved."

This is the word of Chick

*hands out a few tracts*

Now, whos going to give me a cookie?
Goed Twee
12-01-2005, 01:39
Well, I didn't know you were away for a few days. I just assumed you didn't love me :p

That's a joke, right?

You wound me, Shaed :p. How could you have any doubt? ;)
Shaed
12-01-2005, 01:48
/me sighs.

Yeah, yeah, remind me that I'm a Moderator and that I have to be an upstanding netizen and lead by example, why don't you? :p

Well, you can just ignore my reminder. I ignore people reminding me of things all the time. It's why I never get any school work done on time. And why I never turn up to pre-planned events. And... um, I don't think I'm making a good case here. Damn.

English accents!?

Hell no! I am keeping my New Yorker accent, thankyouverymuch, and barring that, I'd rather have an Irish accent.

Well, I don't think you're considering the fact that English accents -> hypnotic powers. I'd imagine that hypnotic powers would be better than none. But Irish accents are good also. Not exactly hypnotic, but fairly close to hypnotic. And ack, I ramble too much.

...and the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester. You can't forget the NSSPCJ.
I bet we could if we tried :p
But I think Grave was just trying to find the quickest way to cheer me up without expending any energy (lazy sod that he is ^.^), and mentioning Myrth works well enough. Probably because I'm extremely silly.

The fact that so many people know that it works is somewhat worrying though. This is what I get for not denying everything right from the start.

And, The Emperor Fenix, I know this might come as a shock to you, but handing out religious tracts *while inside a shrine to a rival God* is not, what we call in the business, a 'good idea'. Just because I can't smote you with holy wrath-like-stuff doesn't mean I can't throw a broom at you.

omg, I just threatened another player with bodily harm! That's one of those 'delete without warning' things! *hides under computer desk* Whatever shall I do?
Shaed
12-01-2005, 01:50
That's a joke, right?

You wound me, Shaed :p. How could you have any doubt? ;)

Hee, well, actually I just assumed you hadn't seen the thread.

So yes... I guess my previous statement *might* be considered a 'joke'. Probably only in the loosest sense of the word. And it was really more of a 'lie' than a 'joke'.


:p
Sdaeriji
12-01-2005, 01:51
Hey Shaed, TG.
The Emperor Fenix
12-01-2005, 02:16
*Ducks broom and runs* (Not before offering a little offering to Shaed, cos you damn well deserve it. (I promise a tract was not among the offerings))
Shaed
12-01-2005, 02:23
*Ducks broom and runs* (Not before offering a little offering to Shaed, cos you damn well deserve it. (I promise a tract was not among the offerings))

Hee, how silly.

See, this is why pantheons > monotheistic beliefs... if your religon let you just say 'Fine, but while you're worshipping Shaed, you might as well worship <insert any other god here>', you wouldn't have had a broom thrown at you

Oooh, I should go make an NS pantheon thread... although knowing this place, everyone would just demand to be up at the top :rolleyes:
The Emperor Fenix
12-01-2005, 02:25
Hee, how silly.

See, this is why pantheons > monotheistic beliefs... if your religon let you just say 'Fine, but while you're worshipping Shaed, you might as well worship <insert any other god here>', you wouldn't have had a broom thrown at you

Oooh, I should go make an NS pantheon thread... although knowing this place, everyone would just demand to be up at the top :rolleyes:
(Obviously from outside) Ive got a hall of Chickist faiths somewhere, you could find that thread and join it. Belonging to a Chickist faith is great, it doesnt have to make sense becuse logic is the work of the devil, along with anything else you dont like.
Jordaxia
12-01-2005, 02:31
oh, go on then. I barely know you, but this thread has been entertaining enough. Just the right amount of evil and broom throwing.
*worships*

All hail!
Myrth
12-01-2005, 02:43
Well, I don't think you're considering the fact that English accents -> hypnotic powers. I'd imagine that hypnotic powers would be better than none. But Irish accents are good also. Not exactly hypnotic, but fairly close to hypnotic. And ack, I ramble too much.

Just be wary of folks from up North claiming to have British accents. The true British, BBC accent is from the South-East!
Jordaxia
12-01-2005, 02:45
hey! I'm from the North (Scotland) and I have a British accent! It's just not what one normally thinks of when they hear a British accent.
It's still hypnotic though.
The Emperor Fenix
12-01-2005, 02:45
Just be wary of folks from up North claiming to have British accents. The true British, BBC accent is from the South-East!
He is right, do not let the pretenders claim british accents. If their name isnt Kenneth Horne it isnt british. OK maybe a tad far there but still, the south east is the cradle of civilization. And more importantly the BBC who will one day rule the world.
Shaed
12-01-2005, 02:50
He is right, do not let the pretenders claim british accents. If their name isnt Kenneth Horne it isnt british. OK maybe a tad far there but still, the south east is the cradle of civilization. And more importantly the BBC who will one day rule the world.

'One day'? I think you're confused.

And I don't let people 'claim' accents. They have them or they don't. And when they do, I don't really have the option of 'not letting' them do anything. What with the hypnosis effects and all.
Sdaeriji
12-01-2005, 02:52
'One day'? I think you're confused.

And I don't let people 'claim' accents. They have them or they don't. And when they do, I don't really have the option of 'not letting' them do anything. What with the hypnosis effects and all.

http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/
Neo-Anarchists
12-01-2005, 03:01
http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/
:eek:
*bows in praise*
I was looking for a site like that a while ago!
Thanks.
Peechland
12-01-2005, 03:09
http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/

HA! I've been sitting here for 20 minutes listening to different accents! How FUN!
Neo-Anarchists
12-01-2005, 03:10
HA! I've been sitting here for 20 minutes listening to different accents! How FUN!
Same here!
Hooray for an odd fixation on accents!
Aerou
12-01-2005, 03:21
http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/

I wonder where you found that, :)
Sdaeriji
12-01-2005, 03:49
I wonder where you found that, :)

Type "accent" into Google. It's the first result. Obviously.:D
Aerou
12-01-2005, 03:52
Type "accent" into Google. It's the first result. Obviously.:D

You dork, =P
Grave_n_idle
12-01-2005, 04:38
I bet we could if we tried :p
But I think Grave was just trying to find the quickest way to cheer me up without expending any energy (lazy sod that he is ^.^), and mentioning Myrth works well enough. Probably because I'm extremely silly.

The fact that so many people know that it works is somewhat worrying though. This is what I get for not denying everything right from the start.

Not lazy - just efficient. :)

I don't think the problem was the non-denial.

I think the problem was the dancing around the forums singing 'la-la-la, I know something you don't know... I'm besotted with one of the MOds... and I'll never tell.................... but it starts with an M, and sounds like Earth.... la-la-la".

But, I could be wrong. :)