NationStates Jolt Archive


should fiery-arms be made illegal?

Drunk commies
07-01-2005, 18:57
Fiery arms are very harmfull. You can sustain painfull and debilitating burns on your limbs. They can also catch other objects on fire. This can endanger innocent people. I think we should ban firery arms.
Andaluciae
07-01-2005, 19:14
That is an outright lie! I light my arms on fire with the aid of rubbing alcohol all the time!
Neo-Anarchists
07-01-2005, 19:15
Fiery arms are very harmfull. You can sustain painfull and debilitating burns on your limbs. They can also catch other objects on fire. This can endanger innocent people. I think we should ban firery arms.
YES!
While we're at it, let's illegalize friar's arms too. They pose a great threat to us!
DISARM FRIARS!
Drunk commies
07-01-2005, 19:17
That is an outright lie! I light my arms on fire with the aid of rubbing alcohol all the time!
Maybe I'm just more "sivilized" than you. I don't think anyone needs fiery arms. They only hurt people.
Andaluciae
07-01-2005, 19:17
Maybe I'm just more "sivilized" than you. I don't think anyone needs fiery arms. They only hurt people.
I only light my arms on fire in my own home! How can that hurt anybody but me! It's my body!
Monotonous
07-01-2005, 19:19
leik yeh we no needs frerey ams. (That was bad... being a grammar-nazi and all.)
Drunk commies
07-01-2005, 19:20
I only light my arms on fire in my own home! How can that hurt anybody but me! It's my body!
If you have fiery arms in your house you are 3.1415927 times more likely to kill a family member.
Andaluciae
07-01-2005, 19:25
If you have fiery arms in your house you are 3.1415927 times more likely to kill a family member.
So, it's my house! They can leave when I light my arms on fire! (snorts)
The Purple Relm
07-01-2005, 19:53
If you have fiery arms in your house you are 3.1415927 times more likely to kill a family member.

But maybe the family member deserves to die. *evil laugh*
The Cassini Belt
07-01-2005, 20:41
I think fiery armies should defnitely be legal... anyway are you gonna do, walk up to them and complain?
Drunk commies
07-01-2005, 20:44
I think fiery armies should defnitely be legal... anyway are you gonna do, walk up to them and complain?
They need to be disarmed. By force if necessary.
The Cassini Belt
07-01-2005, 20:47
They need to be disarmed. By force if necessary.

What kind of force would that be? Would it be, by any chance, fiery? And vaguely army-shaped? Uh huh.
MuhOre
07-01-2005, 20:47
Look out! He's armed! *puts on fire retardent suit*
Drunk commies
07-01-2005, 20:48
What kind of force would that be? Would it be, by any chance, fiery? And vaguely army-shaped? Uh huh.
Tie their flaming limbs to a couple of pickup trucks and yank them off.
The Cassini Belt
07-01-2005, 20:48
Look out! He's armed! *puts on fire retardent suit*

I'm sorry to say it's a lot worse than that... He's armied!
The Tribes Of Longton
07-01-2005, 21:49
Fiery arms are very harmfull. You can sustain painfull and debilitating burns on your limbs. They can also catch other objects on fire. This can endanger innocent people. I think we should ban firery arms.
HA! I am an elderly feiry-arms gun nut! You'll never stop me from owning my high calibre set of feiry-arms, and waving them at kids and old people alike!!!

*waves feiry arms at Drunk commies*

*sets fire to upper torso*

OWW OWWW OWWY OWWY!!