NationStates Jolt Archive


Come and kiss my nose anyway!

The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 16:31
Feel free, man!
Xerxes Xavier
07-01-2005, 16:36
Yeah, alright, man. *kisses*
FutureExistence
07-01-2005, 16:37
Are you feeling a bit starved of affection, Mal?
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 16:41
Are you feeling a bit starved of affection, Mal?
Yes, but i wouldn't want you to think that i were a doggard would i?
FutureExistence
07-01-2005, 16:54
Yes, but i wouldn't want you to think that i were a doggard would i?
Sorry, Mal, but I have no idea what a "doggard" is. I just checked the Concise Oxford Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus, but still no clue!
Neo-Anarchists
07-01-2005, 17:02
Which nose should I kiss, left, right, or upper?
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 21:30
Sorry, Mal, but I have no idea what a "doggard" is. I just checked the Concise Oxford Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus, but still no clue!
I suggest that you use your front mind
Nihilistic Beginners
07-01-2005, 21:32
Which nose should I kiss, left, right, or upper?
Kiss the lower middle one
Naturality
07-01-2005, 21:33
*Eskimo kisses your nose*
Nihilistic Beginners
07-01-2005, 21:33
Oh Great Elder I humbly beg you to answer my inquiry...
Why wasn't my water wet this morning?
Refused Party Program
07-01-2005, 21:34
I don't know where your nose has been. Dip it in savlon, rinse with water and then we'll talk.
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 21:35
Which nose should I kiss, left, right, or upper?
Wherever you think i'll hate most
Neo-Anarchists
07-01-2005, 21:37
Wherever you think i'll hate most
Okay.
I'll try all four to make sure.
*kisskisskisskiss*
There.
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 21:40
Oh Great Elder I humbly beg you to answer my inquiry...
Why wasn't my water wet this morning?
Because the water froze when you touched it as your hand was not made of man-tissue. It was a different substance altogether. Possibly coffee. I suggest you touch your water with your toes next time.
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 21:41
Okay.
I'll try all four to make sure.
*kisskisskisskiss*
There.
Unfortuanatly my "nose" is everywhere. Bet you're tired?
Neo-Anarchists
07-01-2005, 21:42
Unfortuanatly my "nose" is everywhere. Bet you're tired?
Damn right.
This is hard work!
Nihilistic Beginners
07-01-2005, 21:44
I got your back nose.
Oh what a cute little boy you are...oh yes you are...whos got your nose?
The Tribes Of Longton
07-01-2005, 21:44
Feel free, man!
I don't know who you are, but....


*kisses lower middle nose*

I feel all dirty

*shudders*
Bvimb VI
07-01-2005, 21:45
I have got your nose.
The Tribes Of Longton
07-01-2005, 22:05
I have got your nose.
And I've got your wallet, bank details, house and dog.
The Elder Malaclypse
07-01-2005, 22:26
I got your back nose.
Oh what a cute little boy you are...oh yes you are...whos got your nose?
Unfortuanatly, we all do.