NationStates Jolt Archive

*SPLAT*

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Welcome back to hell!

Aww bugger he went offline.

The Pieing of Torching Witches: Denied

pwned!

The Pieing of Torching Witches: Denied

pwned!

:mad:

I don't get it. I assume that means I've not been here long enough? :confused:

I don't get it. I assume that means I've not been here long enough? :confused:

Probably. ;)

:d

Ah well. You know what they say...
No ring goes like a Ringo goes.

A rolling Ringo is worth two in the stitch in time.

Now I am confused.

Serves you right! :p

*dances*

Serves you right! :p

*dances*

*Beats Belperia to death with a wet Kipper*

Random killer haddock attack...

Crazy limeys...

Fish fight! :D

*lobs choice salmon fillet at TIN*

*Draws a laser guided-heron*

*rises from dead armed with a pair of zombie tuna*

YAAAAAAAAA!

*rises from dead armed with a pair of zombie tuna*

YAAAAAAAAA!

*Fires heron straight at Zombies head*

*Pulls out anti-brit shield*

Now I am unstoppable. Mwahahaha!

*Pulls out anti-brit shield*

Now I am unstoppable. Mwahahaha!

*Drops Mcdonalds store on Los Banditos*

*Drops Mcdonalds store on Los Banditos*
Foiled again...

Foiled again...

*Says Los Banditos as TIN wraps him in Foil wrap*

*Says Los Banditos as TIN wraps him in Foil wrap*
*while being wrapped up*: That's a little to tight. The puns are killing me.

Puncon 2

Careful, we are nearing meltdown!

*while being wrapped up*: That's a little to tight. The puns are killing me.

Aww I can't think of any puns for that. Oh well.

*Drops Burger King store on Los Banditos*

*uses tennis ball machine to pepper everyone with whitebait and sardines.*

*uses tennis ball machine to pepper everyone with whitebait and sardines.*

GAAAHHHH!

*Fires Great White Bazooka at Khwarezmia*

GAAAHHHH!

*Fires Great White Bazooka at Khwarezmia*

*spits out something of questionable origin, and stands, firing laser-sting-ray at TIN*

*spits out something of questionable origin, and stands, firing laser-sting-ray at TIN*

*Blocks Laser with Electric Eel, and drops Mcdonalds on Khwarezmia*

*Rabbid squirrel nut cannon*

*Rabbid squirrel nut cannon*

Right! That's it!

*Unleashes Evil Demonic Winged Mutated Space monkeys!*

Kill them my pretties! kill them all!

*Blocks Laser with Electric Eel, and drops Mcdonalds on Khwarezmia*

*slowly climbs out of a big pile of Big Macs and attempts top drop a KFC on TIN, but slips on a Cheeseburger and misses. Ends up feebly throwing a stray burger.*

Right! That's it!

*Unleashes Evil Demonic Winged Mutated Space monkeys!*

Kill them my pretties! kill them all!
Evil Demonic Winged Mutated Space monkeys!
I want some!

*sets sharks with frickin laser beams onto wing-ed monkeys*

*pulls out remote and presses a large red button*

*pulls out remote and presses a large red button*
Now look what you've done!

You'll never get it off Sky Interactive now!

Now look what you've done!

You'll never get it off Sky Interactive now!

*Smashes TV in anger.*

*peeks around the door, ducks a flying mackerel and runs away again*

*stabs Ruaritania with a chainsaw*

*Uses Rapid-Fire Hake cannon*

*rises out of the rubble of two fast food joints to shoot TIN with his pattened Gazebo Llama crossbow*

*peels a banana and eats it*

*peels a banana and eats it*

Hey that was my banana.
*Starts eating LP's arm*

*shoves his other arm up ProMonkians ass*

*shoves his other arm up ProMonkians ass*
*takes opportunity to light fire and start spit-roasting ProMonkians*

*takes opportunity to light fire and start spit-roasting ProMonkians*
yummy
*clasps hands*

yummy
*clasps hands*
*squelch*

I'm surprised you can get your arms that deep into him. Oh, your elbows are singed, by the way.

*squelch*

I'm surprised you can get your arms that deep into him. Oh, your elbows are singed, by the way.
Usually they're a lot thighter

*Pelts LP with Hake*

*Releases Shark Catapult at TIN*

*Releases Shark Catapult at TIN*

*Blocks with Electric eel shield, counters with Blue whale cannon*

*Blocks with Electric eel shield, counters with Blue whale cannon*

Bashes whale to pieces with swordfish.

*washes his hands and reads a newspaper*

*washes his hands and reads a newspaper*

*starts eating newspaper.*

*starts eating newspaper.*
Bad Brit
*rolls up the newspaper and hits Khwarezmia with it*

Bad Brit, Me BAD BRIT

*hits LP with Chair*

*calls the A-team*

Bad Brit
*rolls up the newspaper and hits Khwarezmia with it*

"I say old chap, jolly unfair when a cad is a bit peckish wot!"

*Bandages head with Union Flag and begins humming "Rule Britannia.*

*calls the A-team*

*quickly locks them up in a gararge*

Er, was that the gararge with the tank, Oxy-actelyne and GPMG's in?

*Calls the Queen.*

*Queen gives LP a Royal swiping with her Royal Glove.*

*Launches the Buttered toast missile*

*Calls the Queen.*

*Queen gives LP a Royal swiping with her Royal Glove.*
That's HOT!