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... to make $20 off of John Browning, (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=387236&page=5&pp=15) the question is: What will I need?

So far I've come up with:

1) Barf-bucket: to place next to couch.
2) Gloves: to avoid clawing my own eyes out at the sheer horror of it.
3) Pile of nerf bricks: to throw at TV
4) Beer: Some things in life you just need to be drunk to do.

Anything else?

Oh yes.... therapy. Lots and lots of therapy for afterwards...

Have I forgtotten anything?

You can drink the beer afterwards, but you can only take aspirin, Tylenol, or Motrin prior.

We have to see the full, flesh-eating effect it has on you.

It could be worse. You could be listening to Rush.

You're really makin' me suffer for that $20 aren't you?

O'Reiley isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. Sure he is a Republican boot licker but at least he doesn't try to hide it. His segment has to be viewed as an op-ed piece, not hard news. The problem is, alot of people don't look at it that way.

I particularly enjoy watching when he has Al Sharpton on. They are both lunatics which can make for some interesting TV.

Well, you can wear the tin foil hat if you think it helps...

If you don't like the program, don't watch it.

Well, you can wear the tin foil hat if you think it helps...

Nahhh, that's OK.



Besides - I'd hate to be seen as taking fashion tips from the Republican Menswear collection....

:p

I guess the comparable Democrat-leaning program would be Air America?

... to make $20 off of John Browning, (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=387236&page=5&pp=15) the question is: What will I need?

So far I've come up with:

1) Barf-bucket: to place next to couch.
2) Gloves: to avoid clawing my own eyes out at the sheer horror of it.
3) Pile of nerf bricks: to throw at TV
4) Beer: Some things in life you just need to be drunk to do.

Anything else?

Oh yes.... therapy. Lots and lots of therapy for afterwards...

Have I forgtotten anything?

The remote, to change to Jon Stewart halfway through than you can really laugh at Billy!

When I listen to O'Reilly, I need a dildo and some falafel, otherwise I can't do the disgusting things he tells me to.

When our buddy Maddox reads O'Reilly, he needs tampons and some "No More Tears" shampoo, to mail to the big blubbering vagina.

But don't take my word for it. xmission, you know the rest.

O'Reiley isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. Sure he is a Republican boot licker but at least he doesn't try to hide it. His segment has to be viewed as an op-ed piece, not hard news. The problem is, alot of people don't look at it that way.

I particularly enjoy watching when he has Al Sharpton on. They are both lunatics which can make for some interesting TV.

I watched him, he looked like a nice, kind, guy someone who you could be friends with, or like a favorite uncle. But than I heard how he jacked off to the sound of a womans voice, he is now being investigated for sexual harrassment.

And he called Jon Stewart fans slackers and Stoners :( But Bills fans are proven to be less informed and intelligent than Jon Stewarts :) What does that say about Him and the Republikcan party?

I guess the comparable Democrat-leaning program would be Air America?
It would have to be moderately successful to be comparable :p

When I listen to O'Reilly, I need a dildo and some falafel, otherwise I can't do the disgusting things he tells me to.

When our buddy Maddox reads O'Reilly, he needs tampons and some "No More Tears" shampoo, to mail to the big blubbering vagina.

But don't take my word for it. xmission, you know the rest.

I have a You Forgot Poland t-shirt...

I've lost one television when I accidentally had to watch Al Franken spout his crap. Is this the reaction that you get Zepp, when you hear O'Reilly?

I don't find Franken funny, or accurate, in the least.

At least I can find O'Reilly funny from time to time (although I don't find him accurate, or even halfway polite).

If both were in a bar, I would definitely kick Franken through the front wall before I laid a hand on O'Reilly.

We are a small, humble nation. It warms my heart that we have supporters around the globe.

And, please, always remember:

"Never Forget."

I'd suggest to turn the volume way low. Or put something in your ears.

You have to *watch* O'reilly, you don't have to listen to what he says...

I watched him, he looked like a nice, kind, guy someone who you could be friends with, or like a favorite uncle. But than I heard how he jacked off to the sound of a womans voice, he is now being investigated for sexual harrassment.

And he called Jon Stewart fans slackers and Stoners :( But Bills fans are proven to be less informed and intelligent than Jon Stewarts :) What does that say about Him and the Republikcan party?


I wouldnt go so far as to say that John Stewarts fans are more informed. Stewart himself has made fun of the fact that so many people take his show seriously, and admits that he often makes stuff up for the sake of comedy. (which is ok since the show doesnt pretend to be anything other than what it is)

I dont know much about the sexual harrassment charges that were made against him so I can't comment on that. From what I do know, it does sound pretty creepy.

As far as what all this says about 'Republikans'... Personaly, I think all Republikans ans Demokrats need to get a grip on reality.