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Okay i've been thinking. There are so many conspiracies around that we should try and combine them all into one. Por ejemplo:

Elvis was the man on the grassy knoll

Elvis was about to be discovered so faked his own death and worked under an assumed name at dixons

Elvis was then ubducted by aliens who gave him the gift of extended life and he returned to earth after extensive surgery under the name Tupac shukur

After taking control of the freemasons he was shot at and nearly killed by the rival uber secret evil people, the aluminati

and so on and so on. Common popel re-write this one or feed us some more ideas!

Elvis was paid by the Scottish mafia to kill Kennedy because Kennedy (a well known ladies' man) had gotten the Loch Ness Monster pregnant.

Bush is the reincarnation of Elvis, who was the reincarnation of Jesus, but it backfired and killed him instead, creating the assassination of Kennedy by way of divine lightning, which also caused the current tsunami disaster because God ordered aliens to shoot a crystal through the Earth's core.

Okay i've been thinking. There are so many conspiracies around that we should try and combine them all into one. Por ejemplo:

Elvis was the man on the grassy knoll

Elvis was about to be discovered so faked his own death and worked under an assumed name at dixons

Elvis was then ubducted by aliens who gave him the gift of extended life and he returned to earth after extensive surgery under the name Tupac shukur

After taking control of the freemasons he was shot at and nearly killed by the rival uber secret evil people, the aluminati

and so on and so on. Common popel re-write this one or feed us some more ideas!

I once had a mentally ill client that had the capacity to incorperate anything and everything you said to him/her into her/his delusional conspiracy theory within less than 1 minute. It was really quite an amazing thing to witness.

I once had a mentally ill client that had the capacity to incorperate anything and everything you said to him/her into her/his delusional conspiracy theory within less than 1 minute. It was really quite an amazing thing to witness.
What's your field of work? Psychology?

What's your field of work? Psychology?
Precidency?

Okay i've been thinking. There are so many conspiracies around that we should try and combine them all into one.

Already been done. Read Umberto Eco's book Foucault's Pendulum.

The Neocons, led by Lee Harvey Oswald of the CIA, caused 9/11 and the tsunami by controlling the weather with their new Black Helicopters. After stealing the organs of Islamist non-POW's, the money was used to finance the crack epidemic in Afro-American neighborhods in the USA. This led to Marion Barry (mayor of Washington) being set-up by that "bitch", who was an associate of JFK and John Ashcroft. Meanwhile, the Illuminati and the 12 Jews That Run The World fixed the hanging chads in Florida and the "black boxes" in Ohio, thus assuring that the Skull and Bones club retained the Presidency.

Elvis was killed immediatley following his assassination of Kennedy, and lizard people cloned Elvis and ordered him to fly a UFO back in time over Roswell, but he crashed it in the year 1957.

Is it true that George Bush is an alien planted by the NSA after the Roswell crash, in order to hide the evidence that the Kennedy assassination was executed by the Illuminati for trying to prevent the CIA from faking the moon landings in order to suppress the research being carried out in the secret Russion moon base to create unlimited power through water fusion and hence break America's pact with OPEC to suppress knowledge of China's perpetual motion engine?

I got these two names in an issue : Violet Bush and Hack Dredd. Coincidental?
Obviously not! George Bush, as [violet], gained access to the mod's DEAT-ray. He traveled back in time using admin p0w0rz, and uses the DEAT-ray to assassinate Kennedy, in order to steal the Jack Ruby. The Jack Ruby, when used in Bush's ancestors' laser, could make the earth fly into the sun. This was stopped by an army of Elvis-Bigfoot-Lizard people clones commisioned by the Illuminati, sponsored by McDonalds.

Read Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. It combines a bunch of major conspiracy theories into one, plus it's hilarious and a great read.

What's your field of work? Psychology?

Psychology degree/Socialwork registration. I've worked with the Severely Mentally Ill and Developementally Disabled.

I once had a mentally ill client that had the capacity to incorperate anything and everything you said to him/her into her/his delusional conspiracy theory within less than 1 minute. It was really quite an amazing thing to witness.

Can i try??? :eek: