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I voted for succubus because they have got to be great in bed. Is screwing your pet immoral?

I have to agree with you, for the same reason. Although dragon is close second, with hydra following that, just because they're badass.

I was going to vote for a leprechaun, cause of the pot of gold and 4-leaf clover and what-have-you, but I figured I'd probably get annoyed with his squeaky chipmunk-style Irish accent after a while.
So I went for the Pegasus, cause having a horse that can fly sounds pretty cool. Beats taking the train to work.

Succubus all the way! Sure they might steal your soul but you'll die a happy man

the One in the middle

http://www.abm-enterprises.net/artgall2/icon_botticellibirthvenus.jpg

My pet would be TROGODOR!

I pity the fool who picks a dragon over a hydra.

a flying dragon

Dragon's giving succubus a run for her money. Remember folks, succubi aren't just sexy, they also have crazy demonic powers.

Dragon's giving succubus a run for her money. Remember folks, succubi aren't just sexy, they also have crazy demonic powers.

What about the rapist incubus, you could follow them on their midnight raids.

anyone have pictures of all these choices so I can choose a little more wisely? I dunno what a sucubus or whatever that word is

Succubus. Or a vampire.

anyone have pictures of all these choices so I can choose a little more wisely? I dunno what a sucubus or whatever that word is
I have no picture, but it's a female demon who seduces men and makes them sin.

I have no picture, but it's a female demon who seduces men and makes them sin.

Ohh......

(I know a lil' somethin' about that ;) )

Hey commie! We were suppose to get together on some stuff werent we?

anyone have pictures of all these choices so I can choose a little more wisely? I dunno what a sucubus or whatever that word is
Here is a pic of the Moderate Muslim (http://img4.exs.cx/img4/9321/moderatemuslim3cf.jpg)

Ohh......

(I know a lil' somethin' about that ;) )

Hey commie! We were suppose to get together on some stuff werent we?
Sorry I keep forgetting. I'll definately email some pics tomorrow. Once again I appologize.

Sorry I keep forgetting. I'll definately email some pics tomorrow. Once again I appologize.


No problem sweetcakes.....

I have no picture, but it's a female demon who seduces men and makes them sin.

Actually, its a female demon that seduces men and then sucks out their soul, they live on them....

I'd have a griffon, cute, cuddly(sortoff) and they can fly .

I second the Griffin...

Voted for Golem, becuse i like the idea of haveing a big hunk of stone or clay (depending on the type) protect me...

Big foots not Mythical! just elusive... very, very elusive. though apparently my old chemistry teacher saw one.

I second the Griffin...

Voted for Golem, becuse i like the idea of haveing a big hunk of stone or clay (depending on the type) protect me...

Big foots not Mythical! just elusive... very, very elusive. though apparently my old chemistry teacher saw one.
The only "real" type of golem is a man made of clay with hebrew scriptures engraved on it's brow.

Succubus (http://www.comic.de/rezensor/druck_chronschwarzmond3.jpg)

A phoenix.... When you don't feed it dies and just rises from it's ashes again :D

Cthulhu.

http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu_aieeee.gif

Cthulhu.

http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu_aieeee.gif
:eek:

Nooooo! Now I'm gonna have nightmares

Cthulhu.

http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu_aieeee.gif
Is there actually a Cthulhu leggo set? That kicks ass!

Is there actually a Cthulhu leggo set? That kicks ass!

:D I found it here http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu.html

:eek:

Nooooo! Now I'm gonna have nightmares

He will pull your limbs out and tear off your head!

(Surely i'm not the only one that maimed my lego characters :p)

I might be thinking of an Eppisode of Gargoyles :)

Bump

Come on people, let's discuss something that really matters instead of politics, science and religion.

Succubus. Or a vampire.


:mad: :gundge: :sniper: ARGH!!! U can't have me!!!

:mad: :gundge: :sniper: ARGH!!! U can't have me!!!
Unless your a female vampire I wouldn't want you to begin with. No matter how much you'd grovel to make me have you.

The mythical creature I'd like to have is a virgin. They seemed to have gone extinct around junior high.

A phoenix.... When you don't feed it dies and just rises from it's ashes again :D
The Phoenix isnt my national animal for nothing :)

...That's a hard question. Succubus or griffon.

Anyway, what the hell? Female vampire? Vampires are undead. They're CORPSES. THAT WOULD BE NECROPHILIA. THAT IS ICKY.

A Liger.

Bumping this back from the dead

I would want whatever ate unicorns.

I pity the fool who picks a dragon over a hydra.

A hydra is a subspeices of dragons. Only difference is the head and amount of wings. When you go to dragon first you have to to the amount of legs, wings, and armtypes if any. For example a wyvrn is a dragon with no legs one tail with a poisinous tip and two arms which are wings. Some subspeices of wvyrn have frost breath. Something like that. All dragons are immune to magic. Hydras and evil dragons who everyone likes are western while chinese are pathetic. The westerns like milk and maidens. Eastern have no wings and a lil orb.

I picked leprachauns because i thought it was what mystical animal you want to be and i'm irish and share a lot in common with leprachauns except innate magic.

Succabus are female incubas. Both evil and not only steal souls but eat the person as well so you would die the first day a sad and pathetic person.

The Phoenix isnt my national animal for nothing :)

Phoenixes only rise again when the light themselves on fire via a pyre (which is a stake in the ground that you light on fire like at witch trials.)

A hydra is a subspeices of dragons. Only difference is the head and amount of wings. When you go to dragon first you have to to the amount of legs, wings, and armtypes if any. For example a wyvrn is a dragon with no legs one tail with a poisinous tip and two arms which are wings. Some subspeices of wvyrn have frost breath. Something like that. All dragons are immune to magic. Hydras and evil dragons who everyone likes are western while chinese are pathetic. The westerns like milk and maidens. Eastern have no wings and a lil orb.

I picked leprachauns because i thought it was what mystical animal you want to be and i'm irish and share a lot in common with leprachauns except innate magic.

Succabus are female incubas. Both evil and not only steal souls but eat the person as well so you would die the first day a sad and pathetic person.
First of all, where do you get this information? Is there a book on the taxonomy of dragons? Secondly, pet succubi are trained not to eat their masters. Everybody knows that.

Cthulhu what is that.

The lego looks more of an illithad.

I would like a Djinn.

First of all, where do you get this information? Is there a book on the taxonomy of dragons? Secondly, pet succubi are trained not to eat their masters. Everybody knows that.

Again you critize me commies. I forgot the other forum you critized me. Any way yes there is a site i found a while ago but i lost it :(. My most favorite dragon that i saw on the site was a penny dragon. Pretty nice unless u do something i forget wat it is but it will kill you. First day it leaves a penny. Then it goes up one domination every additional day for example an american one would go

penny
nickle
dime
quarter
half dollar
dollar
5 dollar
10 dollar
20 dollar
50 dollar
100 dollar
if only they still had the 500 1000 and 10000 bills damn atm

dragon, specifically a faerie dragon, easy to care for, fun at parties, although they do tend to prank you if they don't think they are getting enough attenion.

What about a Manticore? I mean those things are vicious, you also forgot about the forest imps, my vote goes to the forest imps. :p

Again you critize me commies. I forgot the other forum you critized me. Any way yes there is a site i found a while ago but i lost it :(. My most favorite dragon that i saw on the site was a penny dragon. Pretty nice unless u do something i forget wat it is but it will kill you. First day it leaves a penny. Then it goes up one domination every additional day for example an american one would go

penny
nickle
dime
quarter
half dollar
dollar
5 dollar
10 dollar
20 dollar
50 dollar
100 dollar
if only they still had the 500 1000 and 10000 bills damn atm
I criticize a lot of people. Please don't take it personally.

I love leprechauns... To have an army of leprechauns would be splendid.

Since forest imps and manticores are not options I must pick the Succubus afterall they will not only kill you but suck out your very soul and make u enjoy the process.

I would want whatever ate unicorns.
I usually state this theory in relation to unicorns, but your the only one who mentioned unicorns and you want something that eats them. Which would be quite a pet (which I will demonstrate). Since I don't want a pet in real life that can kill me, a mythical beast that can kill me in new crazy ways...no thanks.

So here's the theory-
Unicorns would be bastards. If they existed, thier existance would be marked by how much of a bastard that animal is.

Here's why I think that:
Peacocks. If they didn't exist but rather we only thought they existed we would think they where all magical with thier big colorful fan and everything. But in real life those birds are some of the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. Anyone who's lived near a park with this feathered jackass' know this to be true.

Same thing with Koalas. Or Pandas. Anything that exists today that would be mythical like a unicorn if it didn't is a bastard. So it only stands to reason, unicorns would be bastards.

Certainly this would carry over to the other creatures mentioned-they'd be bastards and horrible pets. Except Sasquatch. He'd be chill. But he wouldn't be you pet, he'd be your smoking buddy who sheds.

Where the hell's the Double Hawk? :D

Cthulhu what is that.

The lego looks more of an illithad.

Do you mean 'illithid', as in, mind flayer, latches on to you with tentacles and sucks out your brains, can communicate telepathically, has vast psionic powers, challenge rating 8, 8d8+8 hp...

Oh, shit, I did it again. Been playing too many roleplaying games! Argh!! :headbang:

Where the hell's the Double Hawk? :D
What the hell's a double hawk?

Do you mean 'illithid', as in, mind flayer, latches on to you with tentacles and sucks out your brains, can communicate telepathically, has vast psionic powers, challenge rating 8, 8d8+8 hp...

Oh, shit, I did it again. Been playing too many roleplaying games! Argh!! :headbang:
Too late. Give me your lunch money. :D

Succubi are ok, but tentacle monsters are cooler. I'd let him loose in a school. :fluffle: :mp5: :D

a leprachaun. sure didnt you know we get them over here?


and also, it would mean free gold and cool stuff like that

Griffin, as long as it could carry me to school. I am sick of walking to the bus. And a scumbus would be a useful assassin... hmm...

Tough choice between dragon and succubus, but on the off chance that I have a soul, I'd enjoy keeping it. And hey, if it's a female dragon...
They have the most amazing forked tongues...

Same thing with Koalas. Or Pandas. Anything that exists today that would be mythical like a unicorn if it didn't is a bastard. So it only stands to reason, unicorns would be bastards.
This would be why I stick with dragons. Often enough in fantasy, they are bastards. So their probably real nice.
Or they're so bastardly they make peacocks look like mary poppins.
either way...

In no particular order, selkie, qilin, kitsune, dragon, manticore, hertasi, kneazle, hippocampus, satyr, simurgh, tervardi, hippogryph, or sileni.

I think that the Hertasi were one of Mercedes Lackey's best ideas. They're little lizardmen who, while not spectacular in other respects, are amazingly industrious and fairly strong, and they're really good at keeping stuff organized. I want one for my house. Honest to goodness, I'm one of the messiest and least organized people in the world. It's simply ridiculous.

Succubus.

Seriously though, who picked Medusa?

My Little Pony!

Do you mean 'illithid', as in, mind flayer, latches on to you with tentacles and sucks out your brains, can communicate telepathically, has vast psionic powers, challenge rating 8, 8d8+8 hp...

Oh, shit, I did it again. Been playing too many roleplaying games! Argh!! :headbang:


gah, I hate that stupid challenge rating bs. WoTC royally screwed up DnD


as for pet, pegasus would kick ass. It wouldn't devour too much stuff as to eat me out of house and home, and it would sure beat driving the car. Plus all the kewl armor that could be made for it, where as larger animals wouldn't be as easy to outfit.

Also, a pegasus would kick ass to take to a RenFaire. One would be the talk of the whole thing.

Hey lets not forget the liger. its like my favorite animal. :sniper:

a suck-u-bus would fall to a dragon as they can't seduce a dragon and if they did think of the damage. FYI a gryphon would be a cooler mythic animal

Forget All Those Animals, Tremble Before The Might Of The Omnipotent Goat!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha

Hey lets not forget the liger. its like my favorite animal. :sniper:

A liger is not mythical.

Incubus. Male version of a succubus.
I was a succubus for Halloween. Austin has a kickass party for Halloween. A bunch of Japanese tourists took loads of pictures. Maybe I'm famous in Japan. ;)

I voted Golem, but they can't realy be classified as pets. They're more like slaves. Or robots, yeah robots. Really kickass clay robots...

I picked dragon, due to the assumption that it might be a D&D dragon, in which case, it will likely be able to 'polymorph' in to a succubus-looking thing without devouring my non-existant soul. Of course, if from that 'world', it would also be much smarter than me and able to mow down New York in a few hours.. so... uh... I'd be the pet.

I am deeply disturbed by all the people that want a succubus. That sex ain't free, ifyaknowwhatImean. I understand desperation, really I do. But I just did a film on a gaming convention and contrary to the stereotype there where plenty of women there-you don't really have to give up your soul for a little nookie.

And really, I don't think anyone is taking into account the aforemention bastard theory (see my earlier post) and how stony Sasquatch would be.

A golem might be cool, I'd kick it with Frankenstien from the book, though at times he seems as needy as all you 'succubus' people....

I can't speak for everyone, but my interest in the succubus is the actual shape, and nestalgia. My first (and only, and minor, but hey) crush was on a girl who had a thing for the succubus from Darkstalkers.

In the mean time, I'm quite happy with the affection I get as is. Succubi are more subtle with their sexuality than some I know, after all. :D

. so... uh... I'd be the pet.
Of course, this has it's own appeal.

.....

A golem might be cool, I'd kick it with Frankenstien from the book, though at times he seems as needy as all you 'succubus' people....


Do you mean Dr. Frankenstein or Frankenstein's Monster? Wasn't it named Adam or was that just ravenloft....can't remember.

Succubus!! Ooh Yeah!

Either than that.. i want a Genie, to grant me all my wishies

Zergling or Yoshi, I would ride these around.

I picked dragon, due to the assumption that it might be a D&D dragon, in which case, it will likely be able to 'polymorph' in to a succubus-looking thing without devouring my non-existant soul. Of course, if from that 'world', it would also be much smarter than me and able to mow down New York in a few hours.. so... uh... I'd be the pet.When something large enough to eat you in one gulp gives you an order, you obey without question. I agree with you on that one.

Do you mean Dr. Frankenstein or Frankenstein's Monster? Wasn't it named Adam or was that just ravenloft....can't remember.
Well, since I was talking about Golems it would have to be the monster, which I don't recall it ever getting a name in the book, just 'abomination.'

Dr. Frankenstien is a bit of a whiny bitch, "Oh wo, the burden of science..." If he hadn't spooked when the big guy woke up he wouldn't have had most of the problems he did...

I want a morphling. That would be cool. I'll bring it along with me everywhere. And if the angry neighbours dog bark at me, the morphling would transform into a rhino and trample the stupid shitty dog.

I want a golem from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books.

Man they are cool. Never stop, could work for you, clean your house. Fantastic :D

JACKALOPE a JACKALOPE. THE greatest horned mythical rabbit EVA' I mean EVA'.

and , we forgot the PHOENIX!!!! though , i didn't . i have one tattooed on my forearm :D

http://www.vampiricreality.com/Vampires_in_myth.html if anyone wants some wicked cool info....

i must ask why people think dragons are better than hydras...thats kinda stupid...they are like dragons except like maxed out with more heads and stuff.

1: Hydra's can't fly

2: Hydra's tend to be rather mindless and agressive

3: Hydra's have multiple heads, and therefor count as multiple pets.

Taniwha apart from the fact they exist :p

Taniwha apart from the fact they exist :pNot if you give a healthy koha to the resident iwi they don't :D

..gryphon! You Left Out Gryphons! How Could You!?

Dragon... one that can shapeshift.

but off of the list...

Djinn. a female Djinn...
Fey.
Fairy Dragon.

What about a Manticore? I mean those things are vicious, you also forgot about the forest imps, my vote goes to the forest imps. :p
There's no such thing as forest imps dammit. I thought we broke you of that delusion

You left out Kitsune, therefore the poll is null and void.

Kitsune count as succubi, give or take.

Kitsune count as succubi, give or take.
No they don't. Kitsune are not really evil, they're just tricky as all hell.

Anubis, but only if I get to have sex with him.

Kitsune? I thought we were going for mythical pets here?

/rimshot

I know what you mean.

I sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy... dragon.

There are pretty few things here that could be classed as pets however... more as companions.

I picked Pegasus but what I really wanted was Cerberus (so cute and cuddly).

Despite the fact I voted Golem, because robot rock people are cool, I really want...

A chupathingy.

No they don't. Kitsune are not really evil, they're just tricky as all hell.Well, they actually vary in character as much as humans. The good ones play their tricks on people who could use a little humiliation therapy, and the nasty ones will play their tricks on innocents. They are as often cruel seductresses/seducers as they are hapless lovers. In one of the earliest stories involving a human/kitsune romance, the kitsune, who had given him several children, returned to her husband's bed every night, making an exception to most such romances. It is interesting to note that Kitsu-ne means "come sleep," and ki-tsune means "always comes" in classical Japanese.

@ Buechoria

I like that.

Got a nice ring to it.

;)

It's real name is something like Chupacobra (Choo-pa-cawb-ra).

It's a Mexican demon that eats goats and people.


But mostly GOATS!!!

Despite the fact I voted Golem, because robot rock people are cool...

They aren't rock. Golems are always, without exception, made of clay. Though fired clay can be extremelty durable. Look at teh space shuttles and modern tanks. They use ceramics.

Oh SNAP!

I voted Golem, but they can't realy be classified as pets. They're more like slaves. Or robots, yeah robots. Really kickass clay robots...
yeah, but they take saturdays off.

I can't speak for everyone, but my interest in the succubus is the actual shape, and nestalgia. My first (and only, and minor, but hey) crush was on a girl who had a thing for the succubus from Darkstalkers.

In the mean time, I'm quite happy with the affection I get as is. Succubi are more subtle with their sexuality than some I know, after all. :D
You actually met a girl who knew what a succubus is? Where do you find those? In a convent?

Dragon. Any pet that flies and breathes fire has got to be hard to beat.

JACKALOPE a JACKALOPE. THE greatest horned mythical rabbit EVA' I mean EVA'.
Jackalopes are not mythical. I saw one's head mounted as a hunting trophy. I also have a lock of bigfoot's hair.

Despite the fact I voted Golem, because robot rock people are cool, I really want...

A chupathingy.
Do you mean Chupacabra? It's a creature said to suck the blood out of goats in Puerto Rico. The drawings I've seen are really weird looking.

Sarge calls it a Chupathingy.

You actually met a girl who knew what a succubus is? Where do you find those? In a convent?

No, she was a girl in Japan who had a thing for the anime fighter game, "Darkstalkers", which stars a Succubus (as well as a vampire, a mummy, a fish man, a sasquatch, a werewolf, a werecatgirl, a samurai ghost, a flesh golem (Frankenstein's Monster), a zombie rocker, an Aztec-ish robot, and a fire demonish thingie.)

She even wore it as a costume one Halloween.

And considering I met her on an online RPG place, not a big surprise.

Ahhhhh, Dark Stalkers.

Sarge calls it a Chupathingy.

How 'bout a puma or a walrus? According to him they're imaginary. Or a unicorn?