NationStates Jolt Archive


Who is a fascist?

Stripe-lovers
06-01-2005, 15:36
George Bush isn't a fascist.
John Kerry isn't a fascist.
Jerry Falwell isn't a fascist.
Al Sharpton isn't a fascist.
Bill O'Reilly isn't a fascist.
Michael Moore isn't a fascist.
Daily Mail readers aren't (necessarily) fascists.
Tony Blair isn't a fascist.
Michael Howard isn't a fascist.
John Howard isn't a fascist.
Ariel Sharon isn't a fascist.
Yasser Arafat wasn't a fascist.
Roach Busters probably isn't a fascist.
Porky Pig isn't a fascist.
Benito Mussolini was a fascist.

And nobody, in the entire span of human history, has ever, on any recorded occasion, been a bloody facist!
ProMonkians
06-01-2005, 15:41
Except for the unfortunatly named Fascist familly who live in hull.
Vittos Ordination
06-01-2005, 15:59
Except for the Malibu Chief of Police.

(Vittos Ordination Seal of Approval for whoever gets the reference.)
Demented Hamsters
06-01-2005, 16:00
George Bush isn't a fascist.
John Kerry isn't a fascist.
Jerry Falwell isn't a fascist.
Al Sharpton isn't a fascist.
Bill O'Reilly isn't a fascist.
Michael Moore isn't a fascist.
Daily Mail readers aren't (necessarily) fascists.
Tony Blair isn't a fascist.
Michael Howard isn't a fascist.
John Howard isn't a fascist.
Ariel Sharon isn't a fascist.
Yasser Arafat wasn't a fascist.
Roach Busters probably isn't a fascist.
Porky Pig isn't a fascist.
Benito Mussolini was a fascist.

And nobody, in the entire span of human history, has ever, on any recorded occasion, been a bloody facist!
You say Mussolini is a fascist, then say no-one has been. Unless you're implying Mussolini wasn't human.
Ahh those shape-changing reptiles from the New World Order again.

Surely someone somewhere sometime must have been one, in order for someone else to coin the term 'Fascist' to describe them.

I'd also like to go on record as congratulating you over one of the more pointless threads posted as of late. Well Done.
Nasopotomia
06-01-2005, 16:03
You say Mussolini is a fascist, then say no-one has been. Unless you're implying Mussolini wasn't human.
Ahh those shape-changing reptiles from the New World Order again.

Surely someone somewhere sometime must have been one, in order for someone else to coin the term 'Fascist' to describe them.

I'd also like to go on record as congratulating you over one of the more pointless threads posted as of late. Well Done.


No, he said Mussolini wasn't a facist, which would be pronounced Fak-ist, and which Mussolini never was. He's quibbling about spelling. It's very amusing. I laughed for seconds. Hell, I'd even push it to fractions of a minute. I fear my sides have spilt, and my intestines shall loop around me on the floor.
Powerhungry Chipmunks
06-01-2005, 16:06
Benito Mussolini was a fascist.

And nobody, in the entire span of human history, has ever, on any recorded occasion, been a bloody facist!

Well, if Good ol' Ben were a fascist, AND hung up by piano wire, I would imagine him to be a quite bloody fascist. For a time anyway.
Bodies Without Organs
06-01-2005, 16:10
Good Lord, the basic reading skills here really are appalling.

'facist' != 'fascist'