The Imperial Navy
06-01-2005, 15:30
*Applause*
TIN: Thank you, Thank you. My Guest tonight is the Comic Book Guy, fom Springfield. Nice to meet you.
CBG: There is no need for plesentries, I am already preparing to complain about you on the Net.
TIN: But hang on, i'm being nice!
CGB: I do not care, now please hurry up, I am late for a Star Trek convention.
TIN: Ahem, ok then. So tell me about your new book, "Worst Novel Ever"
CGB: Well it's simple Mr. TIN, my new book is all about Star Trek novels and how they have so many continuity errors related to the series. For example, the book "Seeds of nightmares" features Spock, despite the fact it's set between Star Trek's 2 & 3. Worst Continuity Ever! We all know Mr. Spock was dead after the battle with Khan.
TIN: Yes, well moving on, how many copies have you currently sold?
CBG: Ah, well Mr. TIN, I have currently sold 2 copies, both of them to me, but I am expecting great results from E-Bay any time soon.
TIN: uh huh. So what are you planning to do from here?
CBG: Well, I shall go home, talk on the net to my friends, have a light dinner, and cry myself to sleep.
TIN: The gift of life is truly wasted on people like us.
CBG: Well, thank you. Worst interview ever!
TIN: Gah... I knew internet interviews would kill my career... Oh hey! Thanks for watching. Next weeks guest will be a man who's been burping for 45 years!
*Applause*
-Stay tuned for 8 animated shows in a row!-
TIN: Thank you, Thank you. My Guest tonight is the Comic Book Guy, fom Springfield. Nice to meet you.
CBG: There is no need for plesentries, I am already preparing to complain about you on the Net.
TIN: But hang on, i'm being nice!
CGB: I do not care, now please hurry up, I am late for a Star Trek convention.
TIN: Ahem, ok then. So tell me about your new book, "Worst Novel Ever"
CGB: Well it's simple Mr. TIN, my new book is all about Star Trek novels and how they have so many continuity errors related to the series. For example, the book "Seeds of nightmares" features Spock, despite the fact it's set between Star Trek's 2 & 3. Worst Continuity Ever! We all know Mr. Spock was dead after the battle with Khan.
TIN: Yes, well moving on, how many copies have you currently sold?
CBG: Ah, well Mr. TIN, I have currently sold 2 copies, both of them to me, but I am expecting great results from E-Bay any time soon.
TIN: uh huh. So what are you planning to do from here?
CBG: Well, I shall go home, talk on the net to my friends, have a light dinner, and cry myself to sleep.
TIN: The gift of life is truly wasted on people like us.
CBG: Well, thank you. Worst interview ever!
TIN: Gah... I knew internet interviews would kill my career... Oh hey! Thanks for watching. Next weeks guest will be a man who's been burping for 45 years!
*Applause*
-Stay tuned for 8 animated shows in a row!-