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The tsunami was a US conspiracy!!!! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050106/wl_asia_afp/asiaquakeconspiracy) Yup, the entire tsunami was caused by a secret US eco-weapon, most likely something along the lines of Captain Planet. What will they do next?



(Oh, for those of you out there with little to no intelligence, I don't actually think the tsunami was a conspiracy, hence the sarcasm. Nothing more than a natural disaster. Don't flame me, mkay?)

...The hell? That link goes to a page on internet syntax. Are you high, or just really fecking bored?

...The hell? That link goes to a page on internet syntax. Are you high, or just really fecking bored?

Erm....it goes to Yahoo.com.... Are you high? ;)

...*yawn* what a surprise.

Erm....it goes to Yahoo.com.... Are you high? ;)
What...? It...it changed...

Though I too agree that the tsunami's huge death toll was simply the result of a whole lot of bad circumstances coming together, that article gets me thinking--Perception equals reality out there.

America's recently been labeled as imperialist and aggressive, especially to folks in the Indian Ocean littoral countries. To a lot of people in a lot of countries, the USA seems to be the 'bad guy.'
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People often want to blame someone or something for bad things happening. Though God or gods are probably the most popular targets for blame, I'd bet that 'the enemy' comes close behind.
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Tsunami gets blamed on the USA

Oh great Gnu's and toothy fishes! Can I roll my eyes now? I like a good conspiracy theory as much as any one but these people are out in LaLa Land! :rolleyes:

What...? It...it changed... I think it did change to Yahoo, b/c I saw the story.

I don't whether to laugh or be disgusted at these people...

I think it did change to Yahoo, b/c I saw the story.
Yes...but before...it was this think on internet syntax and semantics...

Hell, if someone detonated a good-sized-nuke underwater and made sure they had the only satellites that could see it...

No! No more conspiracy theories! Ahhhh!

It was only a matter of time before some one said it was the US's fault...

Hell, if someone detonated a good-sized-nuke underwater and made sure they had the only satellites that could see it...

No! No more conspiracy theories! Ahhhh!

Maybe if the nuke was like a trillion megatons, then maybe.

There are people who believe John Tesh is a lizard alien.

While they might be right about that they can't be right about everything. ;)

Well Automagfreak, now I know one more person that does drugs....

Why can't people accept the truth?

Poseidon was pissed. :(

Erm....it goes to Yahoo.com.... Are you high? ;)What...? It...it changed...Conspiracy!


:p

It was the aliens from planet X, preparing to flip the earth's axis when the planet passes earth!
Wait, that was supposed to happen years ago! I'm so alone and confused! :eek:

Why can't people accept the truth?

Poseidon was pissed. :(

Nah-somone bet Poseidon he couldn't make a big wave, and bet him a round he couldn't.

He did. And he won the round.

The tsunami was a US conspiracy!!!! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050106/wl_asia_afp/asiaquakeconspiracy) Yup, the entire tsunami was caused by a secret US eco-weapon, most likely something along the lines of Captain Planet. What will they do next?



(Oh, for those of you out there with little to no intelligence, I don't actually think the tsunami was a conspiracy, hence the sarcasm. Nothing more than a natural disaster. Don't flame me, mkay?)
Of course you would say that to stop us thinking there is a conspiracy....
OH MY GOD! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
GWB, the shape changing reptilian alien, along with the Pope, Ronald McDonald, Elvis and the Queen hidden in their secret lair at the centre of the Earth set of their Earthquake bomb machine to make the Tsunami on the 26/12/04 - which added up come to....42! The meaning of life (and the age that Elvis was when he 'died'), as mentioned by Douglas Adams in his crypto-codic (sort of like the DaVinci code) book the 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'. It all makes sense now. Obviously they found out the new Messiah was to be born in the Aceh region, so needed to do something drastic.

Nah-somone bet Poseidon he couldn't make a big wave, and bet him a round he couldn't.

He did. And he won the round.
It was Bush. Bush made the bet in a shrewd move to cause a horrific tragedy then respond generously and win back the world's support. Unfortunately he was distracted by something shiny and didn't follow through.

Conspired action (of men, not aliens lol) did (for a split second) cross my mind as a possibilty when I saw of the tragedy.... but I believe It's a natural disaster. Anything otherwise would be dreadfully frightening. Not saying the natural tsunamis effect on all those people isn't dreadful ofcourse.

The tsunami was a US conspiracy!!!! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050106/wl_asia_afp/asiaquakeconspiracy) Yup, the entire tsunami was caused by a secret US eco-weapon, most likely something along the lines of Captain Planet. What will they do next?



(Oh, for those of you out there with little to no intelligence, I don't actually think the tsunami was a conspiracy, hence the sarcasm. Nothing more than a natural disaster. Don't flame me, mkay?)
No surprise, was seen by everyone, blah, blah, blah...

These people have seen "The Core" way too many times.

Dang it I know some one was going to mention Elvis some time soon....

"This happened exactly a year after Bam," said Tyler, referring to the earthquake in Iran which killed 30,000 on December 26 last year. "Is that a coincidence? And there was no previous seismic activity recorded in Sumatra before the quake, which is very strange," he said, nodding somberly.

That's a good point...

"This happened exactly a year after Bam," said Tyler, referring to the earthquake in Iran which killed 30,000 on December 26 last year. "Is that a coincidence? And there was no previous seismic activity recorded in Sumatra before the quake, which is very strange," he said, nodding somberly.

That's a good point...
Why is that a good point? Are tests of military technology usually conducted at precise one year intervals? Have there been no other earthquakes that occured without warning?

Why is that a good point? Are tests of military technology usually conducted at precise one year intervals? Have there been no other earthquakes that occured without warning?

I'm stupid; sue me.

These people think everything that happens in the world is a conspriracy. When they are late for work and they run into a red light, it's the government trying to get them fired.

I'm stupid; sue me.
I'm not sure you're stupid, but if you are rich I'll have a go at a lawsuit.

I'm not sure you're stupid, but if you are rich I'll have a go at a lawsuit.


Define "rich".

These people think everything that happens in the world is a conspriracy. When they are late for work and they run into a red light, it's the government trying to get them fired.

Hahaha, that was a good one!

These people think everything that happens in the world is a conspriracy. When they are late for work and they run into a red light, it's the government trying to get them fired.

I actually did that to an old friend who seriously pissed me off when I got a summer job at the County DOT. So, in some cases, that's correct.

(What? It was a government job, and I'm halfway competent. I got really, really high and finished a five-month project in two days of continuous work, 3 million under budget, and they told me I needed to find a way to spend that money fast or else they'd fire my ass.

If you don't spend all the money allocated to you, you lose the funding for the next fiscal year. Since they might need it some time in the future, government agencies who aren't as important as they used to be hire people who's entire job is to hire consultants.)