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Apparently, and don't quote me on this, but teenagers go through something strange called "puberty". While going through this weird stage, they experience the release of these little mites called "hormones". These "hormones" cause teenagers to have a physical attraction to the opposite sex and a desire to **** their brains out.

In non-scientific terms, teens get "horny".

In other news, three people died yesterday of suffocation after laughing too hard at a joke told by famous comedian George W. Bush. The fatal joke has been reproduced in full for the purpose of journalistic integrity and hilarity:

"Abstinence education works! Really, it does!"

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Please do not take this topic as offensive, it is not meant to be, it is meant to be a joke. If you do not find it funny, feel free to point this out, but keep the flamethrowers at home, ok?

I was just going to say, we're horny, plain and simple :D!

I think everyone can agree that while abstinence-only sex ed might be taking the high moral ground, it is hardly effective. Give kids condoms. The ones that want to have sex will do it with or without a condom, and the ones that don't won't change their mind just because they have a condom in their hand.

didn't the bush party say that masturbation can get u knocked up........ cuz i think then i might have a problem. and didn't the bush party say that AIDs can be transmeted by tears..... well yea.......if the tears came from u cock. :rolleyes:

didn't the bush party say that masturbation can get u knocked up........ cuz i think then i might have a problem. and didn't the bush party say that AIDs can be transmeted by tears..... well yea.......if the tears came from u cock. :rolleyes:

Uhh... sources?

one thing to say

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Apparently, and don't quote me on this, but teenagers go through something strange called "puberty". While going through this weird stage, they experience the release of these little mites called "hormones". These "hormones" cause teenagers to have a physical attraction to the opposite sex and a desire to **** their brains out.

In non-scientific terms, teens get "horny".


Oh, wow!
What an odd concept!
Ahh, the miracles of this modern age in which we live!

one thing to say

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That's about it right there.
:p
Hee, that reminds me of what I was doing 3 hours ago.

Apparently, and don't quote me on this, but teenagers go through something strange called "puberty". While going through this weird stage, they experience the release of these little mites called "hormones". These "hormones" cause teenagers to have a physical attraction to the opposite sex and a desire to **** their brains out.

*Begins frantically scribbling notes*

one thing to say

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That's about it right there.
:p
Hee, that reminds me of what I was doing 3 hours ago.

With 17 other people? Wow, you've got some wild parties in your town!

Uhh... sources?


i heard in the daily show but it was on cross talk too

That's about it right there.
:p
Hee, that reminds me of what I was doing 3 hours ago.

bastard!

Its been a while for me. Though next weekend offers some promises. . .

With 17 other people? Wow, you've got some wild parties in your town!


Unlike in Regina, right?

Yeah, but how do you explain why us old people still have sex?

You aren't going to suggest that... *gasp* .... we get horny too are you?





Nahhhhhhhhhhhh..... couldn't be that.

Yeah, but how do you explain why us old people still have sex?

You aren't going to suggest that... *gasp* .... we get horny too are you?





Nahhhhhhhhhhhh..... couldn't be that.


Viagra

Uhh... sources?

He's paraphrasing something off of the Daily Show. A Lewis Black segment IIRC.

They even showed a clip of a Repub guy, who was also a doctor, on the George Stephanopolis (sp??????) Show and G.S. tried hard to get this guy to admit, as a doctor, that he believed that AIDS could be transmitted through tears, as said in the abstinence program apparently he was involved in. It was sad watching the doctor-guy have an internal battle between what he knows as fact as a doctor and what his political association tries to peddle off as fact with the abstinence programs.

After a while he finaly settled with "It would be difficult" (to transmit AIDS through tears).

bastard!

Its been a while for me. Though next weekend offers some promises. . .

A long while for what? Sex or abstinence? :p

With 17 other people? Wow, you've got some wild parties in your town!

That's not quite what I meant...
But I can pretend that's what happened if you'd like!

Zeppistan...

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh..... couldn't be that.

Hey, speak for yourself!

Any one of us 'olf folk' can tell those young pups that sex is better when you have some experience under your belt....

Mrs. Robinson ( The Graduate ) isn't just a movie myth. ;)

Unlike in Regina, right?

Have you been outside lately? It would be hard to find 17 people willing or able to even leave the house in this weather.

Aparently sarcasm zings right past some people....


lol.

Have you been outside lately? It would be hard to find 17 people willing or able to even leave the house in this weather.



I was outside as much as any sane person should be today. I just got back from Mexico too, so that doesn't help.

G.S. tried hard to get this guy to admit, as a doctor, that he believed that AIDS could be transmitted through tears, as said in the abstinence program apparently he was involved in. It was sad watching the doctor-guy have an internal battle between what he knows as fact as a doctor and what his political association tries to peddle off as fact with the abstinence programs.
Well, to be fair, there is indeed virus in tears, as he said. It is possible for a markedly more virulent strain to emerge which is transmissible through tears, sweat, and most likely of all, saliva. It's not expected, but possible. Kind of like that getting gential herpes or whatever it was from voting.

A more realistic fear is the avian flu in the Orient becomeing human-to-human transmissible. That scares the f**k out of epidemiologists and public health experts.

Well, to be fair, there is indeed virus in tears, as he said. It is possible for a markedly more virulent strain to emerge which is transmissible through tears, sweat, and most likely of all, saliva. .

What he was asked was if it was possible. Not if it was possible if a new strain emerges. It is NOT possible to contract aids through tears. Stop with the fear mongerring. There's already enough scary s#it going on in the world today w/ you adding to the heap.

What he was asked was if it was possible. Not if it was possible if a new strain emerges. It is NOT possible to contract aids through tears. Stop with the fear mongerring. There's already enough scary s#it going on in the world today w/ you adding to the heap.
I think that people need a more healthy respect for pathogens. If there were enormous amounts of tears from somone with HIV-1, then it is indeed possible that the virus could be contracted. Though, for all practical and forseeable purposes, it not transmissible through tears, sweat, or saliva. And I have a morbid fascination with disease...I just can not help but share what I learn with others, I find it so intriguing that it seems that everyone else should want know. Just imagine how my family felt after I began learning about Ebola...their stomachs were not pleased, to say the least. And I was merely advocating more careful sanitation habits, not trying to make people petrified of disease or anything. I'm not, and I know much better than most what diseases can actually do to the body. That's why I can forsee eventually becoming a BSL4 researcher, because though I respect and fear those lethal pathogens, I am not irrationally afraid. And terribly interested.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex education classes can and should encourage abstinence by teaching proper masturbation techniques. Many people masturbate but very few people masturbate correctly. If our middle schools and high schools devoted time to show peopel how to use lubricant, dildos, and vibrating massagers of various types there would be much less sex. Why, there are many teenage boys out there who think that stimulating their prostates with a vibrator will make them gay. I cannot imagine how much damage this misconception has caused in the past.There are teenage girls and who don't know how to find their g-spots. Worse, some don't even know how to find their clitoris.
Of course, advanced techniques sould only be introduced after students are proficient in seducing madame palm and her five daughters (or mister palm and his five sons, whatever floats your boat).

ALso, I firmly believe that sex education classes should not be seperate. Boys and girls should get the same education. Much teenage sex is a result of curisioty as much as it is a result or horniness.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex education classes can and should encourage abstinence by teaching proper masturbation techniques. Many people masturbate but very few people masturbate correctly. If our middle schools and high schools devoted time to show peopel how to use lubricant, dildos, and vibrating massagers of various types there would be much less sex. Why, there are many teenage boys out there who think that stimulating their prostates with a vibrator will make them gay. I cannot imagine how much damage this misconception has caused in the past.There are teenage girls and who don't know how to find their g-spots. Worse, some don't even know how to find their clitoris.
Of course, advanced techniques sould only be introduced after students are proficient in seducing madame palm and her five daughters (or mister palm and his five sons, whatever floats your boat).

ALso, I firmly believe that sex education classes should not be seperate. Boys and girls should get the same education. Much teenage sex is a result of curisioty as much as it is a result or horniness.


CLITORIS I thought that was a urban legend u mean its real? where can i find it. Send me a map

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex education classes can and should encourage abstinence by teaching proper masturbation techniques. Many people masturbate but very few people masturbate correctly. If our middle schools and high schools devoted time to show peopel how to use lubricant, dildos, and vibrating massagers of various types there would be much less sex. Why, there are many teenage boys out there who think that stimulating their prostates with a vibrator will make them gay. I cannot imagine how much damage this misconception has caused in the past.There are teenage girls and who don't know how to find their g-spots. Worse, some don't even know how to find their clitoris.
Of course, advanced techniques sould only be introduced after students are proficient in seducing madame palm and her five daughters (or mister palm and his five sons, whatever floats your boat).

ALso, I firmly believe that sex education classes should not be seperate. Boys and girls should get the same education. Much teenage sex is a result of curisioty as much as it is a result or horniness.

Hee...
My sex-ed class consisted of a teacher who was brutally uncomfortable with saying even the scientific names of anything, and a class that giggled whenever anybody said 'penis'. It was a nightmare.
We spent 3 weeks doing things on STDs. We only spent 1 learning anything other than that, and most of the time the teacher started blushing and had to leave the room.

Humanity is soooo far gone if my school was a representative sample.

When they showed slides of the reproductive organs in my sex ed class a year or so ago, several people were asked to leave the class because they couldn't stop laughing and when they teacher would point at something, they'd laugh harder. The teacher was very embarassed.

its not that bad now. its just ok if u have sex use this or this to protect from pregnecy and STDs, rythm methoud no, if u get knocked up u can do this or this and this is the experince, but nothing of masturbation, or lube or even how to put on a condom. w/e i say putting it on is easy but pulling it off the hard part (it pulls my hair) and i guess the box pretty much tells yea wat to do.

I love that comedian,the jokes he tells are just so funny!

After reading this thread, I got an irresistable desire to go listen to some industrial music. I danced about for about 10 minutes before realizing I had no idea why the hell I was doing that. I only just realized that the name of the original poster included the word 'industrial'.

Stupid ADD.

After reading this thread, I got an irresistable desire to go listen to some industrial music. I danced about for about 10 minutes before realizing I had no idea why the hell I was doing that. I only just realized that the name of the original poster included the word 'industrial'.

Stupid ADD.
I got told I had ADD, but then after a year of not taking the medication they gave me, and saying I did, only to find out I wasn't, they decided that I didn't have ADD.

God forbid that people should recognise that they have a biological urge to bump uglies.

Abstinence only Sex Ed is one of the most retarded idea's on the planet. I don't have a source, but I recall reading somewhere that on average, teens that pledge abstinence are more likely NOT to use a condom when they eventually do have sex than otherwise - and this definitely isn't "after marriage".

Sex ed class in england I always thought was pretty thorough. You go through the biology, the diseases (with attatched pictures - man did that put me off my lunch). Different methods of contraception (condoms, femidoms, the pill). On the whole though, it definitely requires a teacher who knows how to teach it. Here we have PSE teachers (Personal and Social Education) who go over all that stuff.

If you ask me, there should be a big training section on how to teach sex ed for teachers before they qualify.

They should just teach guys to go after hot chicks every time, and for girls to find a gay one to try and "change".

I guarantee you, perfect abstinence. Except for the homosexuals, but sex ed tends not to give a shit about them.

They should just teach guys to go after hot chicks every time, and for girls to find a gay one to try and "change".

I guarantee you, perfect abstinence. Except for the homosexuals, but sex ed tends not to give a shit about them.


so maybe sex ed should teach good handjob techinc and anal tech then the homos be happy and maybe the girls would learn something and then i be happy too

so maybe sex ed should teach good handjob techinc and anal tech then the homos be happy and maybe the girls would learn something and then i be happy too
Nope. Too close. Believe me, anything even remotely related to the genital area almost inevitably leads to sex. It's just too damned tempting - like sticking a raw steak in front of a very hungry dog.

Teaching them how to masturbate properly might delay things, at least.

but dam then later in life they don't know how to give good handjob then all weird and they get tired and........... yea

I thought it went into the category "alleviates boredom".

Yeah, but how do you explain why us old people still have sex?

You aren't going to suggest that... *gasp* .... we get horny too are you?





Nahhhhhhhhhhhh..... couldn't be that.

No, I think it's just the vague memory of being a teen.

After reading this thread, I got an irresistable desire to go listen to some industrial music. I danced about for about 10 minutes before realizing I had no idea why the hell I was doing that. I only just realized that the name of the original poster included the word 'industrial'.
NIN 0wnz0rz!

the diseases (with attatched pictures - man did that put me off my lunch)
If you think herpes puts you off your lunch, do a little digging on smallpox. Just not before meals, unless you are capable of handling it. Like if you have a morbid fascination with diseases, especially the paticularly nasty ones. *coughs*

If you think herpes puts you off your lunch, do a little digging on smallpox. Just not before meals, unless you are capable of handling it. Like if you have a morbid fascination with diseases, especially the paticularly nasty ones. *coughs*
I know a girl like that. Often each lunch in the same group with her, and when she starts talking about that crap, I just get up and leave.

Diseases, especially STDs, aren't pleasant. At all.

*SHUDDER*

I know a girl like that. Often each lunch in the same group with her, and when she starts talking about that crap, I just get up and leave.
Aww, that's not very nice. People do things like that to me a lot, though it is typically "I don't want to hear this" or just kind of ignoring me. My ecology teacher is the only person I can talk to about that stuff, and I'm just bursting with the need to share the knowledge. I'm getting better about controlling it, but I just can't understand why it is that people aren't fascinated by pathology, no matter how graphic it gets.

Aww, that's not very nice. People do things like that to me a lot, though it is typically "I don't want to hear this" or just kind of ignoring me. My ecology teacher is the only person I can talk to about that stuff, and I'm just bursting with the need to share the knowledge. I'm getting better about controlling it, but I just can't understand why it is that people aren't fascinated by pathology, no matter how graphic it gets.
Well, then again, she's a total nutjob.

I'm sure some people have some urge, but my interests are mostly historical. If someone can relate disease to history like Jared Diamond did in Guns, Germs and Steel, then I'll listen.

Nietszche died from syphilis, as did many other crucial people. Seems STDs had a profound impact on history.

Because it feels good!

When I took high school biology there was this one asian kid who aways scored the highest on the section tests.

Except when we got to the section on sexual reproduction.

I was by far the top score in that section.

And of course the butt of countless jokes for the rest of the year.

Well, then again, she's a total nutjob.

I'm sure some people have some urge, but my interests are mostly historical. If someone can relate disease to history like Jared Diamond did in Guns, Germs and Steel, then I'll listen.

Nietszche died from syphilis, as did many other crucial people. Seems STDs had a profound impact on history.

They were a major contributing factor to the French collapse in WW2 (the head of the French military had syphilis).