NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes I declare hostilities against all other males that are with females that I like.
Especially the bad ones. From now on, if they do something I don't like, I am going steal their girlfriends. That's right, I am going to make their girlfriends break up with them. I have decided that I should be judge, jury and executioner.
I have decided to liberate women with stupid, self centered, shithead boyfriends. Evil men deserve this. Especially cause they hurtin' women that I like a lot. So I am justified in stealing the women.


Starts praying for some couples to break up. Particularly the ones where the guy is evil and mistreats the woman.
I also intend to find out where they live so I can go to their houses, and smash their windshields with bricks and slash their tires with a pocketknife.
Then I should put a burning cross in their front yard with the words:
Welcome to Hell dumbass.
Or maybe I just put the sign on their car after I'm done trashing it.
Death to all shitheads. I have also decided to do everything I can to make them lose their jobs too. Why? Because I declare total war on all shitheads and all the bozo clowns.

I must avenge every injustice done to those women. Because they are very nice people and they never did anything to be treated so badly.
And only evil men make girls wear very very short skirts so they can use their camera phones and post them on net. I do not like that, so I will them face justice. My kind of justice. It's called punishment. It just punishment cause they deserve what I am planning to do to them.

I'm with your mother, does that count

yes dumbass guys who dont treat their women right deserve that surely, but i havent had any complaints from my g/f in the year or so that we been going out.

raise some hell

and it serves em right, those jackasses

also i got to ask - How? how are you going to avenge every injustice done to women? thats a noble cause but dont begin to think that prayings gonna help...

Simple. Tie the bastards up to a tree, smear honey all over their body (or just on sensitive parts), and bring out the fire-ants.

I Declare Total War

hmmmm... shoot first ask questions later

*nukes you before reading the rest of the post*

te he he he

Radiation-mutated fire-ants! Pure gold.

Wowza. :confused:

I'm going to write a book about the bizarre things I've encountered during my journeys across the Internet. It'll be 582,929,819 pages long and retail at £6,999 + 17.5% VAT, and contain over 100,000,000 entries. 100,000,001 now, in fact.

I think Whittier needs to go see a parapsychologist....what he wrote more than crazy stuff...its spooky crazy

heh Whit's gone mental again. Just leave him for a bit, he'll be back to his usual self...

also i got to ask - How? how are you going to avenge every injustice done to women? thats a noble cause but dont begin to think that prayings gonna help...
Not every woman, just the ones I like.

I'm with your mother, does that countFirst time I've heard of people going out with ghosts.
;)

First time I've heard of people going out with ghosts.
;)

Really? Cause i've heard of that one quite a bit....

I'm going to write a book about the bizarre things I've encountered during my journeys across the Internet. It'll be 582,929,819 pages long and retail at £6,999 + 17.5% VAT, and contain over 100,000,000 entries. 100,000,001 now, in fact.

send me a copy later

Not every woman, just the ones I like.

how do you really know you like them ?

if none of them give you any time or talk to you, maybe, girls are not for you !

Someone needs an arranged marriage ... :confused:

ooh, angst, Whittier-, you really need to chill.