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In terms of physical appearance, are you "model material?"

I'm definitely repulsivly ugly! No girl would want to go out with the likes of me... :(

In terms of physical appearance, are you "model material?"

Poll coming soon...
Hell no. I've always found myself extremely unattractive.
Then again, I'm not a good judge at that, since there's the whole gender identity disorder...
I've had a fair number of guys and gals after me.

So I'll suspend my disbelief enough to say I look decent. I'm definately not model material though.

maybe. i'm lazy though and might end up feeling pressure to lose weight or something. i went through that shit in highschool and i didn't like it then...

Model material? You mean $50,000 and a plastic surgeon on speed dial?

Nope, can't say that I am.

maybe. i'm lazy though and might end up feeling pressure to lose weight or something. i went through that shit in highschool and i didn't like it then...

In highschool I was too busy not caring about that stuff, luckily enough.
Instead, I was busy coming up with inventive new ways to inflict pain on my "friends", who were all annoying prats who followed me around "because you're a cool goth!" I was constantly trying to get the message across that I fucking hated them, and it didn't work. One day one of them tried to hug me and I just snapped and pressure pointed him hard enough that my nails punctured his skin.
IT DIDN'T FUCKING CONVINCE HIM THAT I WANTED HIM TO GO AWAY!

He was saying things like "Well, we all *know* you're into creepy BDSM stuff, so that's just your way of showing you care."

GAAAH! So the fact that I liked being restrained and such was let out. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I FUCKING WANT TO DO IT WITH HIM!

On second thought, it *would* have been fun to tie the kid to a bed and have my way with him for a bit...

*fondles whip lovingly*

Wow.
I am so off-topic here it's just sad.

I'm average. Not spectacular, not ugly.

-Asylum Nova

Wow.
I am so off-topic here it's just sad.

I'm like cheap entertainment. Except not funny.
Cheap part's right though.

I look like Grizzly Adams bastard love child. I started balding at 17-thats right, 17. The hair I have left is thin and long. My eyes are sunken and look lided no matter what leaving people to think I'm stoned 24/7. I have a scraggly goatee that is shaped like Uncle Sams and is about three inches long. I don't trim it enough so it tends to form two points that makes me look like a sega villian. I have a 'fu manchu' that leant to people calling me Walrus (though the story is has a little more to it, I just don't feel like telling it...) I have legs that are a little too short for my torso and they bend backwards (which I actually think is cool, but most people are uneasy with it). I weigh too much.

So while I am not malformed and make few babies cry (for the most part children love me...) I am certainly no showboat. I've had girlfriends, but couldn't tell you what was in it for them. You know that hot chick who's with the dumpy guy? Heya, hows it goin'. That well dried up a while ago, though. I think it had something to do with my growing cynicism, which is a self feeding cycle.

Wow. Well, with self-loathing it's easy to get on a roll....too much answer to a question....

If your a girl, you wouldn't believe what joining the military could do for your self esteem- i always thought i was pretty on my good days, mildly attractive at best, but here so many guys tell me how good looking i am so ive started to believe it

lol

I've had people tell me that I'm attractive, and have noticed such reactions from some females, but I consider myself pretty average. However, I'm not a good judge at all on male appearances.

I'll let you decide:

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8687/picture168il.jpg

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3764/picture419ic.jpg


If they don't work here are the links:
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8687/picture168il.jpg
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3764/picture419ic.jpg

I'll let you decide:

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8687/picture168il.jpg

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3764/picture419ic.jpg


If they don't work here are the links:
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8687/picture168il.jpg
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3764/picture419ic.jpg

What in the nine Hells is the second one?
I have a migraine right now, and the image doesn't have enough contrast for me to properly distinguish figures well.

I'mm good looking yet chunky. :)

EDIT:

And if my hair knows what's good for it it will stay firmly in my scalp or face the consequences.

Oh yeaaahhh! I'm totally model material! Just like most girls on the internet!

Oh yeaaahhh! I'm totally model material! Just like most girls on the internet!
Rrriiiigghhhttt. :rolleyes: :D

I bet you got a million pimples, 2 of which are about to pop. :D

j/k

check to repulsively ugly :(.

Rrriiiigghhhttt. :rolleyes: :D

I bet you got a million pimples, 2 of which are about to pop. :D

j/k

OH MY GOSH! You totally must be standing outside my window right now!

Thanks alot for exposing me and making my e-life a total hell!

OH MY GOSH! You totally must be standing outside my window right now!

Thanks alot for exposing me and making my e-life a total hell!
I was joking.

Plus, there's a very good chance that we're 2000 miles apart, so there's no chance in heck that I'm standing out your window.

Another plus, I have no idea what you look like, so that's 2 points for you. ;)

What in the nine Hells is the second one?
I have a migraine right now, and the image doesn't have enough contrast for me to properly distinguish figures well.
Why are you using the computer if you have a migraine? Bright lights are not good for me when I have one... And the second one was a picture of someone's abdominal area.

Rrriiiigghhhttt. :rolleyes: :D

I bet you got a million pimples, 2 of which are about to pop. :D

j/k
You mean like this (http://www.ki4u.com/smallpox.jpg)? Careful, the image is kind of unsettling. Smallpox is fecking nasty.

You mean like this (http://www.ki4u.com/smallpox.jpg)? Careful, the image is kind of unsettling. Smallpox is fecking nasty.

Oh my...
I should have been warned by your disclaimer...
:eek:

That looks mildly painful.

I'm not super model material, but I could've definatly been in Play Boy.

You mean like this (http://www.ki4u.com/smallpox.jpg)? Careful, the image is kind of unsettling. Smallpox is fecking nasty.
Damn. I made a bad choice in words. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Damn. I made a bad choice in words. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
No, I just am really into pathology. And I was looking into smallpox recently. So when you mention "pimples" I automatically thought "boils". And smallpox. My exploits in entomology also lead to disgusting mixes of the two subjects sometimes. Such as this (http://www.larve.com/Images/images_legulcers/maggots_foot_ulcer.jpg) lovely combination, which, dare I say, is pretty damn revolting as well. That's a foot ulcer. With maggots in it. Though it's all so terribly intriguing, sometimes I have trouble going to sleep at night with images like that in my mind...

I'm already afraid to look at that pic.... :eek:

Any other ladies here playboy material? :D :j/k:

I am the ugliest man alive. Period. End of story.

No, I just am really into pathology. And I was looking into smallpox recently. So when you mention "pimples" I automatically thought "boils". And smallpox. My exploits in entomology also lead to disgusting mixes of the two subjects sometimes. Such as this (http://www.larve.com/Images/images_legulcers/maggots_foot_ulcer.jpg) lovely combination, which, dare I say, is pretty damn revolting as well. That's a foot ulcer. With maggots in it. Though it's all so terribly intriguing, sometimes I have trouble going to sleep at night with images like that in my mind...

Oh god, I'd better start reading the posts before clicking the links...
I just thought, Ooh, link! And clicked it.
That image will not leave my head for days.

No, I just am really into pathology. And I was looking into smallpox recently. So when you mention "pimples" I automatically thought "boils". And smallpox. My exploits in entomology also lead to disgusting mixes of the two subjects sometimes. Such as this (http://www.larve.com/Images/images_legulcers/maggots_foot_ulcer.jpg) lovely combination, which, dare I say, is pretty damn revolting as well. That's a foot ulcer. With maggots in it. Though it's all so terribly intriguing, sometimes I have trouble going to sleep at night with images like that in my mind...
I'm into researching methods of death, but infections and viruses and stuff are just scary.

I'm more of a toxins girl myself.

That image will not leave my head for days.
Welcome to public health! Epidemiologists and pathologists have one of the most emotionally taxing jobs, though many do not realise it. There is so much disease and suffering among the world, it always just seems so silly when you find out that we're always fighting each other when we have other problems we need to deal with. :(

It is things like the potential meningococcal meningitis epidemic in a town among girls just from sharing a tube of lip gloss. It was an isolated event, and only 5 or so girls were infected, but it could have potentially been epidemic due to poor sanitation habits by people. It cuts off bloodflow to tissues, resluting in what looks like a bad bruise (http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/sixtyminutes/images/story_pics/2002_08_18/meningo_115.jpg) (that's safer than the previous two links), or frostbite if you know what that looks like. All but one of the girls infected with meningoccocal meningitis got off scot-free. The other, who happened to be the index case there, lost many fingers and one or both of her feet. She was incredibly fortunate to even be alive. I apologise for such depressing topics, but I think people really need to realise that you should make sure that when you share food and drink, you are aware that you might be infecting your body with a pathogen. Maybe just something like the flu, but still dangerous. Especially for copulation and IV drugs, you must always use contraceptives and sterile needles. The diseases tranferred through fluid exchange are typically worse. I'm not trying to say become a germophobe, the likelyhood of any serious illness developing because of drinking after someone else is very low (though mononucleosis is actually getting worse, but that's not too bad of a disease), just be more aware of what you're doing with respect to our microscopic companions.

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3764/picture419ic.jpg


Is .... ummm .... is your .... errr .... is your penis glowing?!

*looks in mirror*

ugh

*shudders*

I'm into researching methods of death, but infections and viruses and stuff are just scary.

I'm more of a toxins girl myself.
Well then you should be too freaked out by the foot ulcer, though the maggots might be nauseating. But toxicologists sometimes have to deal with similar problems, I remember doing some stuff on the necrotoxin secreted by the brown recluse, which can leave holes larger than baseballs in the flesh. Neurotoxins, such as is held by members of the widow spiders, aren't friendly either, but don't have the morphological effects of smallpox and ulcerous maggot infections. Though there this certainty with poisons that is absent with disease...it typically acts quickly, no incubation period, and there's no worry about mutations...

But, seriously, arachnology is fascinating as well. I consider it a sub-set of entomology, even though insects and spiders are of different classes (Insecta and Arachnida, respecively), though they are indeed both in the phylum Arthropoda. To be fair, they do actually have separate sub-phyla, Hexapoda and Chelicerata, but no-one pays attention to those. The funny thing is, I'm in 10th grade...I'm pretty into biology...

You guys scare me.

*shudders*

Seriously.

You guys scare me.

*shudders*

Seriously.
I scare myself sometimes. Seriously...

im hot

im hot

*walks up and touches you*

Funny, feels kind of cool to the touch.

It's an oldie but goodie that Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
End of story.

Unless they start hiring ugly, short people as models I have no chance in hell of being one.

Relavent link. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367895 NS pic thread.

I am ugly.

Relavent link. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367895 NS pic thread.

I am ugly.
You think you're ugly?

Click on that link, scroll down to my Empire, and see MY ugliness!

Relavent link. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367895 NS pic thread.

I am ugly.
If you think that you're ugly, you have some serious self-confidence problems...

Or you just think that 98% of humans are ugly. :)

Beauty is only skin deep.
Ugly goes all the way to the bone. ;)

I think I am average, but my wife says i'm georgeous, and it's her opinion that matters.

Going by the "sexy" guys that are on TV I'd probably say no.

Not that there is any cause to believe this, but I am..

5'9" - Too short to be a guy model
150 lbs - Sounds OK, but I have this nagging beer gut
Have 2 foot long dreadlocks - I guess dreads are a little "in" at the moment
Have a goofy face - At least if you ask me
Wear glasses - And CANNOT put in contacts, I would guess they wouldn't like this

Overall no, not a model.

Relavent link. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367895 NS pic thread.

I am ugly.

You think you're ugly?

Click on that link, scroll down to my Empire, and see MY ugliness!
How'd this degenerate into 'who's ugliest?' Kinda odd.

Anyway, you to cats are the poster children of normalness-your so normal that you appear to have been bred in some crazy Norman Rockwellian lab somewhere in the middle of EveryVille Normality Headquarters in Wholesome, USA. Christ, you guys make it sound like John Merrick's less handsome brother.

I look like Grizzly Adams bastard love child. I started balding at 17-thats right, 17. The hair I have left is thin and long. My eyes are sunken and look lided no matter what leaving people to think I'm stoned 24/7. I have a scraggly goatee that is shaped like Uncle Sams and is about three inches long. I don't trim it enough so it tends to form two points that makes me look like a sega villian. I have a 'fu manchu' that leant to people calling me Walrus (though the story is has a little more to it, I just don't feel like telling it...) I have legs that are a little too short for my torso and they bend backwards (which I actually think is cool, but most people are uneasy with it). I weigh too much.

So while I am not malformed and make few babies cry (for the most part children love me...) I am certainly no showboat. I've had girlfriends, but couldn't tell you what was in it for them. You know that hot chick who's with the dumpy guy? Heya, hows it goin'. That well dried up a while ago, though. I think it had something to do with my growing cynicism, which is a self feeding cycle.

Wow. Well, with self-loathing it's easy to get on a roll....too much answer to a question....

You sound cute n cuddly :fluffle:

Welcome to public health! Epidemiologists and pathologists have one of the most emotionally taxing jobs, though many do not realise it. There is so much disease and suffering among the world, it always just seems so silly when you find out that we're always fighting each other when we have other problems we need to deal with. :(

It is things like the potential meningococcal meningitis epidemic in a town among girls just from sharing a tube of lip gloss. It was an isolated event, and only 5 or so girls were infected, but it could have potentially been epidemic due to poor sanitation habits by people. It cuts off bloodflow to tissues, resluting in what looks like a bad bruise (http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/sixtyminutes/images/story_pics/2002_08_18/meningo_115.jpg) (that's safer than the previous two links), or frostbite if you know what that looks like. All but one of the girls infected with meningoccocal meningitis got off scot-free. The other, who happened to be the index case there, lost many fingers and one or both of her feet. She was incredibly fortunate to even be alive. I apologise for such depressing topics, but I think people really need to realise that you should make sure that when you share food and drink, you are aware that you might be infecting your body with a pathogen. Maybe just something like the flu, but still dangerous. Especially for copulation and IV drugs, you must always use contraceptives and sterile needles. The diseases tranferred through fluid exchange are typically worse. I'm not trying to say become a germophobe, the likelyhood of any serious illness developing because of drinking after someone else is very low (though mononucleosis is actually getting worse, but that's not too bad of a disease), just be more aware of what you're doing with respect to our microscopic companions.

I avoid sharing drink or food with anyone. And have pretty much got my self in the habit of not touching my eyes or putting my hands around my mouth when handling money or just in public in general touching door handles etc. And I wash my hands alot. I'm sure I've probably saved myself from getting a few things that way.

How'd this degenerate into 'who's ugliest?' Kinda odd.
We have a tendency to dwell on the negative and forget to look at the positive ;)

It's an oldie but goodie that Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
End of story.


Indeed!

check to repulsively ugly :(.


I seriously doubt that. To me anyone with a good heart-personality .. can't be ugly... but even though the Elephant man was a great person.. I don't think I couldve been romantically involved with him in a physical way.

Welcome to public health! Epidemiologists and pathologists have one of the most emotionally taxing jobs, though many do not realise it. There is so much disease and suffering among the world, it always just seems so silly when you find out that we're always fighting each other when we have other problems we need to deal with. :(

It is things like the potential meningococcal meningitis epidemic in a town among girls just from sharing a tube of lip gloss. It was an isolated event, and only 5 or so girls were infected, but it could have potentially been epidemic due to poor sanitation habits by people. It cuts off bloodflow to tissues, resluting in what looks like a bad bruise (http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/sixtyminutes/images/story_pics/2002_08_18/meningo_115.jpg) (that's safer than the previous two links), or frostbite if you know what that looks like. All but one of the girls infected with meningoccocal meningitis got off scot-free. The other, who happened to be the index case there, lost many fingers and one or both of her feet. She was incredibly fortunate to even be alive. I apologise for such depressing topics, but I think people really need to realise that you should make sure that when you share food and drink, you are aware that you might be infecting your body with a pathogen. Maybe just something like the flu, but still dangerous. Especially for copulation and IV drugs, you must always use contraceptives and sterile needles. The diseases tranferred through fluid exchange are typically worse. I'm not trying to say become a germophobe, the likelyhood of any serious illness developing because of drinking after someone else is very low (though mononucleosis is actually getting worse, but that's not too bad of a disease), just be more aware of what you're doing with respect to our microscopic companions.
Yeah, too late. I've already got the tissue boxes on the feet and the jar all set to collect my fingernails.......thanks man....

How'd this degenerate into 'who's ugliest?' Kinda odd.


Because ugly is cool, okay.

*cries*

I l.. l .. like my *sniffle* uglyn *sob* ug ug ug *sniff* I'm progd to be ugly okay.

I'm built like a rugby player. And sporting a tummy (Damn holiday festive season! But the food was worth it!)

Per say, I'm modestly decent. :)

I'm about average on a good day, I guess, but my eyes are too small and I'm fat. I have fabulous hair, though. I should post a pic.

I'm listed on the NS pic thread..I don't think I look too bad, but I don't take care of myself (which is why my hair is so short) and I usually don't photograph very well...

It's an oldie but goodie that Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
End of story. That's correct. Look at the married people today. I mean, they (to be charitable and polite) aren't normally stunning.

Late I know, but that ulcer was… odd. Like a chinese meal… beansprouts and sauce.

I avoid sharing drink or food with anyone. And have pretty much got my self in the habit of not touching my eyes or putting my hands around my mouth when handling money or just in public in general touching door handles etc. And I wash my hands alot. I'm sure I've probably saved myself from getting a few things that way. You are going over the top. Then again, I seem to have a natural immunity to many diseases… probably because my mother had 'flu when she was pregnant.

I am a super-human!

I'm not model material, (even ignoring any other deficiency, I'm much too short), but like most people, I'm not unattractive either... :cool:

I've been refered to as "that scary-looking guy you hang out with", so I'll say no, I'm not model material.

You are going over the top. Then again, I seem to have a natural immunity to many diseases… probably because my mother had 'flu when she was pregnant.

I am a super-human!

I catch every sickness that comes through town. Well, not every, I ahevn't gotten the flu for a while, but usually I end up being one of the first cases in the latest sickness going around. And I get hit really bad too.
:(

I've been refered to as "that scary-looking guy you hang out with", so I'll say no, I'm not model material.

Hee.
With me it's more like "That scary looking... Umm.. Guy? Girl? Can't tell... Whatever."

I don't think I'm model material.. but look, I have really long arms..lol

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/Stephistan_art.jpg

Didn't you quit playing after the dinosaurs died out? :D

I don't think I'm model material.. but look, I have really long arms..lol

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/Stephistan_art.jpg
wow your the thinest mother I have ever seen- or is the pic from before you had kids?

wow your the thinest mother I have ever seen- or is the pic from before you had kids?

Why? Were you under the impression that every woman who has children gets fat? lol.. they have these new inventions, it's called a gym! LOL.

I'm repulsively ugly, and extremely happy in being so. When you're ugly, you know people like you for who you are, and not just for your looks.

Oh yes, I'm model material.

Definitely!




Hey, Ugly Joes Menswear Collection for Garden Trolls needs models too ya know!


So why women with really long arms seem to find me attractive is beyond me. But she does :)

It all depends on WHAT you're modeling....
I mean...there is "something for everyone" if you don't fit the criteria for one kind of modeling there is always another :)

You could be a runway model, in which case you would have to be fairly tall and skinny (long line/small frame = better fit for the clothes).

Print models (catalog, editorial, advertisment) don't have to be tall, you just have to photograph well, and be able to pull off different "looks" or "characters".

Plus size models are 12+, but you normally also have to be fairly tall.

Showroom/Promotional models need to be fit and willing to work longer hours, since TV promotions take many takes, and showrooms are normally open all day. Being fit goes hand in hand with sports equipment, gym equipment, or healthcare products, things that are often promoted on TV

Other modeling includes "Part modeling" which includes: hands, feet, eyes, hair, legs etc.. and "real people" modeling, normally used for brochures and business stuff.

:) Everyone is gorgeous in their own way!

Why? Were you under the impression that every woman who has children gets fat? lol.. they have these new inventions, it's called a gym! LOL.
No I wasnt suggesting for a minute that every woman who has children gets fat
I have heard of this new invention called a gym, however I was thinking anoerexia nervosa so Im glad to hear its exercise and not lack of food.<==not a flame Im serious.

Late I know, but that ulcer was… odd. Like a chinese meal… beansprouts and sauce.
Are you referring to the foot ulcer with maggots living in it? That is so fecking sick...

I'd tell you to judge for yourself, but I don't know how to post my pictures...

I'd tell you to judge for yourself, but I don't know how to post my pictures...
Click the image shack link in my sig. ;)