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I just got the "Animal House: Double Secret PRobation" DVD today. OMG It's hilarious. I love all of the extras that make my favorite comedy movie even better.

Let's discuss the greatest comedy film ever made. What are some of your favorite lines?

"[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo. "

"Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! "

And who can forget this one:
Wormer: Come on, out with it
(Flounder throws up on Dean)

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

Who can forget the window scene with Belushi on the ladder? I have friends who still don't know why he fell back LOL!

"SHe was going to make a pot for me!"

the guy who wrote that went to my school.

apparantly he based it on life in the rez i used to live in.

Ok IDF,

First off, you rule for stating this is the best comedy ever, and you rule more for making a topic about it.

One of my favorite lines is from Bluto. I liked it so much I used it as my grad quote.

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell no, lets go!" - Bluto

"Ramming Speeeeeeeed" from D-Day is good. I like the information at the end about the different characters and what happens

Greg Marmalarde 1960s - Nixon Aide. 1970s - Raped in Prison

and

Douglas C. Niedermayer - Shot in Vietnam by own troops.

Classic stuff.

"They took everything! Even the stuff we didn't steal"

[at the Dexter Lake Club, a Negroes-only bar, with Otis Day and the Knights playing Shama Lamma Ding Dong]
Pinto: What's your major?
Pinto's Date: Primitive cultures.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Hey Greg, Look at my thumb. (punches him) God you are so dumb.

Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now? ........I'm a ZIT! Get it?

Dean Vernon Wormer: Daniel Simpson Day: has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Pinto: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
(A serious fave, ever since I threw up on my 7th grade math teacher's desk - and her. :D)

But my absolute fave is:
Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

7 years of college down the drain

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavilly"
"Listen to him Flounder, he's pre-med"

D-Day :There were blanks in the gun
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!