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Rapeseed oil. What the fuck is rapeseed oil? It sounds like something you would take samples of from a crime scene.

Swashbucklers......*giggles*

pussywillow :p

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Thats not THAT silly!

FlufferNutter

Hobo

Boondoggle

Hornswoggle

Hobo

Boondoggle

Hornswoggle
Im a hobo!

a slacky one at that!

I always thought 'walkman' was a weird name .. has nothing to do with the product ..

Are you sure the bottle isnt missing a "G"?

I wonder who actually uses this? (http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/products/Butt_Cream.jpg)

I want a drink!!! (http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/products/Pussy_Pop.jpg)

Im sure it must really be meant for ROOSTERS!!! duh! (http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/products/The_New_Viagra.jpg)

Well, since were on the topic of brand humor, the irony of this little guy always got to me... (http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/products/Cookies.jpg)

:D

best product names i can come up with, ill think of some strange words later.

armadillo

dustbunny

Llama

plates

When you really think about it, most words sound weird. Like shop, for example. What kind of a word is that? Go on, say it a few times. Shop. Shopshopshop.

shuttlecock

Not only does it sound funny, but this thread could easily turn to this: spam.

Not only does it sound funny, but this thread could easily turn to this: spam.
Heheh. Great tit (bird)

Not only does it sound funny, but this thread could easily turn to this: spam.

why would it turn into spam? isnt this "anything and everything"

banditos is a weird name ;)

Rapeseed oil. What the fuck is rapeseed oil? It sounds like something you would take samples of from a crime scene.

Rapeseed oil comes from rapeseed. Rapeseed is a small flowering plant. The name comes from India where rape doesn't mean what is does in English.

More and more it is being marketed as Canola oil for obvious marketing reasons. It is used as a cooking oil just like vegtable oil of sunflower seed oil or olive oil.

Spam is a funny word...but it's an even funnier food substitute...

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Spam is a funny word...but it's an even funnier food substitute...


Hmmm, food sounds funny. Food........foody foody food. Foooooooooddddddddd. I'm in a bit of a funny moooooodddd at the moment.

whore

cram

Shoulder Pork and hAM

Slug, who would name a thing a slug

why would it turn into spam? isnt this "anything and everything"

banditos is a weird name ;)
I like threads like this.

Of course "banditos" is weird. Its Spanish.

Gazebo

yeast infection

Maxwell House

anal warts

athletic cup?

I like threads like this.

Of course "banditos" is weird. Its Spanish.

Gazebo


Si! I know a tiny little bit of espanol......


Crepes

A car that is pronouced many different ways: Touareg

Si! I know a tiny little bit of espanol......

Los Banditos means...the banditos

"I am a rapeist"

Chair

Rapier (as in sword)

Hortriculture

Pus

Vomit

Diarrhea

Constipation

Any other bodily function that sounds vulgur enough.

Jock Itch

Butt Lint

dildo

ohh how could we forget these two....

cunniligus and fellatio

Clamydia

Clamydia

Awwwww....

My old nemesis.

How about "freedom fighters"?

Im sure we've all heard the analogy, but think about it once more for me...

if firefighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight?

come to think of it, maybe thats pretty accurate...

I already know I'm going to regret posting this, but please just see the humor in it and laugh then let it go!

:p

discombobulate

dilly bopper

embarrass
(originally meaning to expose one's behind)

pod

piddle

ohh how could we forget these two....

cunniligus and fellatio
I know those guys.

Rapeseed oil comes from rapeseed. Rapeseed is a small flowering plant. The name comes from India where rape doesn't mean what is does in English.

More and more it is being marketed as Canola oil for obvious marketing reasons. It is used as a cooking oil just like vegtable oil of sunflower seed oil or olive oil.
Remind me to move to India if I'm ever accused of rape.

Arboriculture

Envelope

Antelope

Mongoose

and finally;

Telephone Marketing... not only a wierd name but annoying occurence aswell...

Wardrobe malfunction.

fuddyduddy

Toung depresser (you know those giant popsicle-sticks they have at the doctor's office?)

Toung depresser (you know those giant popsicle-sticks they have at the doctor's office?)

Tongue

ski-gee or skwee-gee first ones for your snow goggles second one getting water off your window.

Earth is a weird name i reckon we should rename earth HELL and the moon is a weird name rock in the sky sounds better


:mp5: AJEMS17 :sniper:

Cockney. Scroll, stroll, troll, roll. Dick as in "Dick Cheney". "Ball" as in "dancing party". English is a language full of funny-sounding words. "Eye **** fined doh nuts."

The usage is the best for "government". Government this, government that. English is missing a decent word for "nationstate government". "Government" can be of any level, "nation" might refer to the people, too, and "state" can't be applied to federal governments, so no matter which you select, you always lose. Another unambiguous word English is missing is "power over people". (Cf. "valtio", "valta".)

Best English word ever is the verb "to pimp".

Tongue

I agree. How could I overlook both my misspelling and the sheer ackwardness of the word "tongue"? I am ashamed at my own stupidity.

I agree. How could I overlook both my misspelling and the sheer ackwardness of the word "tongue"? I am ashamed at my own stupidity.

You could have just said you were demonstrating how strange the word actually is.

Never admit mistakes, it works for me and President Bush.

I know those guys.

LOL......

You could have just said you were demonstrating how strange the word actually is.

Never admit mistakes, it works for me and President Bush.

I prefer to own up to my mistakes and endure the consequences. I find I sleep much better that way.

Of course "banditos" is weird. Its Spanish.Los Banditos means...the banditos
That is kind of contradictory, but you're right. The word for "bandit" in Spanish is bandido. "Bandito" is not a Spanish word.

That is kind of contradictory, but you're right. The word for "bandit" in Spanish is bandido. "Bandito" is not a Spanish word.
I know my Spanish. :)

It still consider it Spanish because it has kind of become an accepted translation for "bandits"

ohh how could we forget these two....

cunniligus and fellatio

I need a little shocked looking smiley...!

Who said we'd forgotten them??? ;)

cunniligus and fellatio
Cunnilingus is the national airline of Ireland isn't it?
I understand that Gentalia is the Italian national airline.

Here's one that isn't put to much use round here:
Flexanimous
(Having power to change your mind)

on a different tact altogether:
Adit
(An almost horizontal entrance to a mine). I only know this from a cryptic crossword clue I did recently (1000 allowed to pass into a mine = admit)

And here's a nice one:
floccinaucinihilipilification
(The act of estimating something as worthless)
Apparently the longest word in the English langauge. Beats Antidisestablishmentarianism (a movement opposed to the separation of church and state) by 1 letter, though some have now tried to claim that Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism (fake oppositionto the separation of church and state) is a word!

I prefer to own up to my mistakes and endure the consequences. I find I sleep much better that way.

Ahhhh, yes, the conscience is a dirty, dirty thing.