NationStates Jolt Archive

Do you have any Irrational hates? I know I do, you know someone who you realy want to punch when you first see him or here him speak, or a food you've never tasted.

I really hate that elf out of LOTR, the one that goes to Arwen when shes riding off "My lady, we must hurry" or something like that. There's a few others as well, you know, Josh Kerry, Bush, some kid at school, one of my Aunts...

Spiders and the pack of mormons that raped me....

Spiders and the pack of mormons that raped me....
Mormons?

Yep, mormons, they have loads of mormon churches in Leicester....

The elves totally disturb me. But that might be because I watched the movies on shrums and everytime the elves showed up it was all freaky. I remember wanting them to get the hell out of Elftown or whatever it's called.

I hate dogs because I'm afraid of werewolves even though I 100% do not believe that werewolves exist. This does not make me immune to fear on full moons....

I have a major hate for all these bloody loan adverts... but I could just turn the bloody chanel over. Bloody loans...

I hate your aunt too,

Any form of processed cheese.
Especially those funky "cheese" sticks wrapped in plastic they force feed you as a kid.

Yep, mormons, they have loads of mormon churches in Leicester....
I never noticed any on the way to the Crisp PAcket (Walkers Stadium) or to see the Tigers play.

I never noticed any on the way to the Crisp PAcket (Walkers Stadium) or to see the Tigers play.

Nope their mainly quite concealed in the suburbs, you would'nt find them in the city centre or near the Walkers stadium.....

I hate your aunt too,
Horray! Thats 2 of us.

Nope their mainly quite concealed in the suburbs, you would'nt find them in the city centre or near the Walkers stadium.....
Ah, that where they are, why do you hate them again?

the french

the french
What wrong with the French, they all seem nice guys to me.

I hate children.
They should be forced to work down the mines 25 hours a day and beaten if they fail to do this. I feel very strongly on the subject.

Speaking of which. Anyone got any children they wish to sell for my coal mi........underground fuel search centre for children.

I hate children.
They should be forced to work down the mines 25 hours a day and beaten if they fail to do this. I feel very strongly on the subject.

Speaking of which. Anyone got any children they wish to sell for my coal mi........underground fuel search centre for children.

I would have loved to see you down the mines as a Child.

I hate children.
They should be forced to work down the mines 25 hours a day and beaten if they fail to do this. I feel very strongly on the subject.

Speaking of which. Anyone got any children they wish to sell for my coal mi........underground fuel search centre for children.
I agree. They should work all 8 days a week.

I would have loved to see you down the mines as a Child.

Me too. I would have gotten some discipline and wouldn't be running around freely bad mouthing children and attempting to use them for profit.

Me too. I would have gotten some discipline and wouldn't be running around freely bad mouthing children and attempting to use them for profit.

Exactly. Anyone else hate all those loan and mortgage adverts you get?

Spiders. Too. Many. Legs... Ick.
People who tell me how great/kind/smart/modest they are. They can all go straight to hell.
People who get off on telling me what I think/why I do things.
Ex-friend #1
People who delight in only seeing one side of an issue (even if it's the side I'm on, it still pisses me off).

the quit smoking ad's, I dont smoke and I dont want to see that shit, especially at meal time.

-Young children's television programming.
-Ticks
-70s fashion

Germs.....they're everywhere...my god their on your face!

Germs.....they're everywhere...my god their on your face!

GAAAAAHHHHH! GET THEM OFF!

I hate Haters! Kill them ALL!

:mad:

I hate Haters! Kill them ALL!

:mad:
*stabs Egidia*
well thats a start

I hate freshly-cut carrots (as in 'in half')........damnable carrots.......

I hate the cheap aftershave you get for christmas... yuck.

Exactly. Anyone else hate all those loan and mortgage adverts you get?

Oh Gods yes!! I wouldn't call that an 'irrational' hatred though, you'd have to be mad to like them! ('Calm down dear, it's only a commercial') :sniper:

Well I HATE YAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaraarrrfgghh! [gets stabbed in the back by Findecano Calaelen]

Fidel Castro's beard. I don't know why. I don't mind most beards, and I don't mind Castro. It's the combination that gets me.

And colds. I hate my nose becoming an Everlasting Slime factory. I mean, why? What's the need? How can I produce my own weight in snot every two hours?

And slugs. I think slugs are really the definitive proof that if God exists, He has absolutely no idea what he's doing. They're made of phlegm. The can't think, they trail digestive fluid everywhere, they can't operate heavy machinery... If I'd been in charge, day 1, 9:00 am I'd have started out with the laser. Bugger all those damned beetles, slugs and suchlike. I'd have been on the moon by lunchtime, and I'd have colonies in Alpha Centauri by Wednesday. But no, God was on shift during the seven days, and what do we get? Slugs.

And can ANYONE tell me why some of them are orange? It's hardly great camoflage, is it? "Oh, I'm a slug, I eat green things and live in green grass and so I think a really sensible colour to be would be... BRIGHT ORANGE! Yeah! That's the last thing predators will expect!" Worthless idiotic little bastards.

Well I HATE YAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaraarrrfgghh! [gets stabbed in the back by Findecano Calaelen]
that'll teach you

that'll teach you

I hate murder... GAAAHHHHHH! *Stab stab stab*

The great thing about slugs is that if you sprinkle salt on them, they slowly turn themselves inside out and die :)
Personally, I hate leeches - bloodsucking scum that they are. I don't know how many litres of my blood I've donated unwillingly to the Feed A Leech Charity.

I hate murder... GAAAHHHHHH! *Stab stab stab*
ahhhh murderer *runs away*

I Irrationally hate hairy caterpillars.

Although I know that their practically harmless... I swear I saw one of them crawled into my ear and ate my brains inside out.

I hate dogs because I'm afraid of werewolves even though I 100% do not believe that werewolves exist. This does not make me immune to fear on full moons....

:mad:

I hate your aunt too,

Add me on the list. That aunt really is unpopular. :p

I Irrationally hate hairy caterpillars.

Although I know that their practically harmless... I swear I saw one of them crawled into my ear and ate my brains inside out.

Errrr...actually, hairy catterpillars are poisonous. :eek:

i really hate people standing behind me. it doesnt bother me if theres nowhere else for them to go..if wherever i am is crowded or whatever then its fine...and i'm normally ok if i don't know the person but otherwise i hate it.

Errrr...actually, hairy catterpillars are poisonous. :eek:

They are? Oh. :p Anyway, I hate them.

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Oh yeah. Do you hate it when people walk into you? Like their not looking?

Cute stuff. Cartooney cute stuff. I blame them on how I turned out as a young adult.

I really hate when people add 'ess' to the end of a word that it has no business being on. It usually doesn't bug me when people screw up language any other time, but I can't stand seeing words like "Jesteress", "Warrioress", etc.

oh, and Direby County (Sheep) and Fester City (Sorry Dim)

I quite rationally hate the modern trend in tv and radio commercials to tell potential customers that they can get the quality/reliability/price/etc. that they deserve. What the fuck do they know about what I deserve? I could be a serial child molester for all that they know. I am so sick of that crap.

I really hate jack russel terriers. Not quite shure why but those stupid turds just make me wanna blast 'em into oblivion.

that haircut trendy cunts have which is part side parting, part spikey

the sound of polystyrene (sp??) rubbing together and the feel of cotton

And can ANYONE tell me why some of them are orange? It's hardly great camoflage, is it? "Oh, I'm a slug, I eat green things and live in green grass and so I think a really sensible colour to be would be... BRIGHT ORANGE! Yeah! That's the last thing predators will expect!" Worthless idiotic little bastards.

Bright Orange = one of two things.

Either "OMG I TASTE BAD"
or "I don't taste bad, but look like slugs that do, and so you can't tell the difference between me and Poison Slug over there so :p"

Basically, the colouration stops predators from trying to eat them at all. It's not camoflage, it's the natural equivilent of those 'hazardous chemical' signs.

Spiders. The sound of styrofoam. Red cabbage.

Men with long beards, except those very few on which a beard looks good. I hate it even more if the beard is untrimmed. Probably this has something to do with the fact that those who have a long beard are usually either 1) crybaby hippies or 2) opinionated, categorical and incoherent old men.

Also, I hate Yuletide foods, turnip/carrot/whatever casserole, ham, rice porridge, fish anything and rosolli. What the hell is the point in eating "traditional foods" if they're so goddamn awful? This hate is not really all that irrational.

Another one is Sweticisms, especially in English. These are "lutefisk", "yuletide", "angstrom". Should be lye fish, yuletime, ångström (and that unit is old, use nanometers).

There are more things I hate, but these tend to rational hatreds, like the hate of golden retrievers (an extremely stupid breed of dog).

Fingers down a chawk board anyone?

People who refuse to salt food when cooking.

I hate children.
They should be forced to work down the mines 25 hours a day and beaten if they fail to do this. I feel very strongly on the subject.

Speaking of which. Anyone got any children they wish to sell for my coal mi........underground fuel search centre for children.


asshole

Fingers down a chawk board anyone?

Nah, it's worse when you accidentally grind your teeth together when you're chewing. It's like scraping a finger down a blackboard inside your head.

Anyway, irrational hates. For some reason there is always at least one song in the charts which I utterly hate.

Chihuahuas
Children
Infomercials
TV Evangelists
Pop Stars
James Brown
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
George Bush's ears
People who type in "leetspeak" or whateverthefuckitis
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a bunch of other shit.

The word youngsters

George Michael (which, IMHO, is a very rational hate)
Aluminum foil on my fillings.
Premature ejaculation.

Clowns, mimes, and the French.

French mimes are the ultimate evil.

There's also Michael Jackson, TV Evangelists (sp?), door-to-door religious recreuiters (i.e. Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses), the Eastman Kodak Corporation (don't ask), perfectionists, Martha Stewart, local news (especially the local ABC affiliate WEWS), school reports, chores.

I'll be back later once I think of others.

nothing,i dont hate anything.that pretty much defines irrational.

Oh, and frivilous and personal-injury lawsuits and lawyers. Divorce lawyers aren't that great, either.

I just can't stand all that "We can get you money for your pain, money for your loss." BS.

I hate irrational people...

For some reason there is always at least one song in the charts which I utterly hate.

Same here. The charts are like a huge hate deposit.

I really hate Donald Rumsfeld, even though where I live we don't hear much about what american politicians are doing. It must be his face.

I hate irrational people...

I hate people who hate irrational people.

To quote myself out of context: " as soon as I become a fairy-tale king I'm declaring war on the sea"

I don't like the sea. Or Craig David. Or this weird Spanish TV host. They were all in league... I'll get them yet.

Plus I constantly decide people could do with a kick in the face without even knowing who they are.

To quote myself out of context: " as soon as I become a fairy-tale king I'm declaring war on the sea"

I don't like the sea. Or Craig David. Or this weird Spanish TV host. They were all in league... I'll get them yet.

Plus I constantly decide people could do with a kick in the face without even knowing who they are.
I like the sea, how can you surf without it?

I can't stand our mailman. he's evil. most of the letters and packages we get are damaged in one way or another. i really don't know how he does it. he always rings our doorbell (i live in an apartment on the 4th floor, no elevator. The front door is locked from noon on, which is when the mailman should've already brought our mail, but he's always late. don't know why he doesn't ask the people on the first floor to open the door.) and then he yells at us if we don't open the door immediately. and then we get wrinkled letters. and squished packages.
grr.
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Chavs.

Homeowners.
Don't hesitate to tell the rest of us how much your house has appreciated in value since you bought it. The more frequent the updates, the greater will be our delight at your good fortune and our admiration and respect for your financial prescience.

Chavs.
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Southern for scallies

Mainly the French and French Canadians.

And most the TV weathermen.

Chavs.

I hate the word chav .. not because I am one *moves eyes shiftly* .. its just teh suxX0rz.

My biggest hate is of the state of Israel, because of their brutal treatment of the palestinian people. And that land rightfully belongs to the Palestinians!

EDIT: Actually, that's just one of the many HUGE hates I have. ;)

Fitness Celebrity John Bastow.

That bastard.

What makes him a fitness celebrity? Cause he says so? Dammit.

And insult to injury, what's his plan? Eat less, get more excersice. What kind of monkey shine is that? No miracle pill, no "you can eat everything but catfish on sundays" diet promising 800 pounds in 16 hours...what a bastard....

I hate that guy.....


stupid sensible plan bastard frikkin'...

Irrational hates of mine:-

Children
Craneflies
Wasps
Religious fundies/extremists
People who eat with their mouths open
Litterbugs
Luddites and technophobes

And many mooooree...... :gundge:

I hate fish, they creep me out.

Chavs.

Seconded!
Though up here we call them Charvers.

Gavin Rosdale. That bastard.

Chavs is a very rational fear.

Anyway…

•Daddy-long-legs. Argh!
•That bunny from the Donnie Darko cover (haven't seen the film).
•Any kind of loving emotion… told you it was irrational. More of a fear than a hatred.
•People with bulging eyes. Well, excluding one…
•Mosquitoes! Especially after that horrible image! Look up "Alien3" on the internet Google. Go through the pages methodically. On one of the early ones you will find something involving a giant mosquito.

My lunch sucked, so I guess I hate that.