NationStates Jolt Archive


The Trouble With Boobies (serious thread, not sex-related)

Roach-Busters
04-01-2005, 01:43
NOTE: This is intended to be a serious but clean conversation. No graphic pictures, no explicit material, or 'mature' posts.

Seriously, what is the problem with breasts? Many people- even grown men and women- seem to be literally frightened by the very mention of them. Many consider them evil. What is the problem with them? What is so inherently evil about breasts?
Chess Squares
04-01-2005, 01:44
oh i thought we were talking about birds
Cabbage Land
04-01-2005, 01:47
guys don't wear shirts and girls flash all the time so I wasn't aware there was a problem.
Sarbearia
04-01-2005, 01:48
There is no problem with boobs I talk about them all the time it doesn't scare people off usually it leads to intresting conversations.
Terra Romani
04-01-2005, 01:48
Absolutely nothing.
Roach-Busters
04-01-2005, 01:49
Why aren't women allowed to be topless in public?
Sarbearia
04-01-2005, 01:50
Women are allowed topless in some places and they just don't want to be cause of all the guys staring at their tits.
Thunder Bolt
04-01-2005, 01:52
Actually, I have been wondering the same thing. I mean, the only difference is guys have to get fat to get ons like women, and even then it is not agenst the law.
I mean, the only difference is they got milk and they are more...tries to find a good word for it.....round-like (shrugs) than guys. Is it just that we have always covered them up becouse we are tould they are sinful or what? I mean, come on.
But yes, I talk about them all the time and get interesting conversations also.
Thunder Bolt
04-01-2005, 01:54
Women are allowed topless in some places and they just don't want to be cause of all the guys staring at their tits.

Actually, if we got used to it, than we would not stare. At Nude Beaches (and I live near one so don't say this is not true) most men do not stare or anything becouse they are used to seeing it.


Cream your twinkie with that ;-)
Roach-Busters
04-01-2005, 01:54
Women are allowed topless in some places and they just don't want to be cause of all the guys staring at their tits.

Where are they allowed to be topless?
Nobunaga Oda
04-01-2005, 01:55
I think it's some weird Biblical thing. Adam and Eve were ashamed of their nudity when they gained knowledge. On a tangental note, John Ashcroft apparently puts a robe up over the breast of the lady justice statue in his office.
Pythagosaurus
04-01-2005, 01:57
Where are they allowed to be topless?
Private property.
Soviet Narco State
04-01-2005, 02:04
Why aren't women allowed to be topless in public?

Trust me you wouldn't want that. Why? Because it would ruin the whole thrill of seeing breasts. It is only arousing to see them becasue you rarely get to see them. If girls walked around topless it would be like looking at a girl's arm or something. Thats why the Arabs keep their women wrapped up head to toe.

As for man tits. God lord if you are a man and you have man tits get yourself into the gym and do us all a favor before I have to bonk you over the head, kidnap you, and slice your man-tits off myself with a bandsaw in my parent's basement.
HadesRulesMuch
04-01-2005, 02:06
See, I think talking about them is an utter waste of time. What's the benefit in that? Rather, I believe it is more interesting by far to learn where they are most sensitive, and where the most pleasure can be elicited (usually the nipples), and then use that knowledge in my personal escapades.






My apologies if some of the younger members are corrupted by this post.
Roach-Busters
04-01-2005, 02:07
Trust me you wouldn't want that. Why? Because it would ruin the whole thrill of seeing breasts. It is only arousing to see them becasue you rarely get to see them. If girls walked around topless it would be like looking at a girl's arm or something. Thats why the Arabs keep their women wrapped up head to toe.

As for man tits. God lord if you are a man and you have man tits get yourself into the gym and do us all a favor before I have to bonk you over the head, kidnap you, and slice your man-tits off myself with a bandsaw in my parent's basement.

Good point. I certainly wouldn't want the thrill of it to be ruined. :(
Hobbitsess
04-01-2005, 02:11
Breasts are really annoying! If their big, which *ahem* somebody's are, they stop ya from running around, jumping, etc...!! Then people label you as lazy, and non-sporty .... *sigh*.
I just think guys better apreciate 'em, cos they are a real hassle to have!!
RX-8
04-01-2005, 02:20
Since I am a girl I don't mind having breasts but guys gwap at me because I have big breasts.
Myrth
04-01-2005, 02:22
Where are they allowed to be topless?

Ontario, Canada for one I think has laws allowing women to go topless in public if they please. There are also certain places in the US, too.
Physchonia
04-01-2005, 02:31
What's the problem with any sex?
People thing it is low, dirty, disgusting. It is not. It is a beautiful thing. It's just misused. Most Americans think we're above our human urges. We are not. We are still animals, still creatures inside, no better then the Chimpanzees we evolved from.
And until anyone accepts that, we will not realize that something is wrong.
Asylum Nova
04-01-2005, 02:32
NOTE: This is intended to be a serious but clean conversation. No graphic pictures, no explicit material, or 'mature' posts.

Seriously, what is the problem with breasts? Many people- even grown men and women- seem to be literally frightened by the very mention of them. Many consider them evil. What is the problem with them? What is so inherently evil about breasts?

Where do you get the idea that they're evil? oO; That's a new one on me. Either that, or I'm just very sheltered, or completely surrounded by people with no morals or are completely shameless.

-Asylum Nova
Nasopotomia
04-01-2005, 02:41
It's an old taboo, and it's semi-religious. It's depends where you're from, really, but most English-decended societies don't like to take about them because of the Puritan era, around the English Civil War. It was while Cromwell was in charge. Dancing and music were banned, ladies had to be dressed from the neck to the ankle, and breastfeeding was outlawed.

The social ripples grew until the victorians, by which point the legs on tables and chairs had to be covered in case they aroused men and they just went crazy. Then it all kind of fell apart, at least on this side of the Ocean. No idea what it's like in the US, but I'd think there's quite a few states which don't allow girls to run about with their tits hanging out. You lot are more religious than we are.
Chickenness
04-01-2005, 02:53
Not sure exactly what laws say, but in Norway there is at least to some extent legal to be topless in public (at least all beaches),
and topless women at beaches isn't necessarily sexy in any way, it can be, but very often it's older women, or your sister or something, and you just don't want to see...
Regardless, sure part of the thrill with breasts would go away if they weren't covered up, but purely sexually I'm pretty sure they would still be of interest to most people.

And no, breasts are not evil, although they can drive men to do evil things, but that is either because of an evil woman or the man being evil, the breasts in themselves I guess are neutral, or chaotic good (can't remember what that's like I believe chaotic and lawful and such comes first, but i haven't played any D&D based roleplaying games except for some computer rpgs, which most of the time are too sucky worth playing).
PIcaRDMPCia
04-01-2005, 03:01
My girlfriend's breasts taste good. But I wouldn't want anyone else to see them. And neither would she.
The Emperor Fenix
04-01-2005, 03:11
Trust me you wouldn't want that. Why? Because it would ruin the whole thrill of seeing breasts. It is only arousing to see them becasue you rarely get to see them. If girls walked around topless it would be like looking at a girl's arm or something. Thats why the Arabs keep their women wrapped up head to toe.

Although i feel no thrill when i see breasts, i do have to agree with this, in a way. were every woman to go topless you would probably tire of seeing breasts all the time. However men may go topless (at least no-one seems to stop them if they do) and yet not all do (or at least not quite enough do ;) ) i don't think it's right that women should be denied the right to go topless it is their choice, and they should be treated equally to men in all respects (with sensible exceptions of course.) If women were given the right to go topless im sure some would exercise these rights during the more clement months, but i dont think it would be enough to spoil your fun.

happy hunting.
Ooger
04-01-2005, 08:15
Why aren't women allowed to be topless in public?

Because our culture has sexualized the female breasts and public display of sexuality is a taboo.

Notice other cultures (many in Africa, Amazon, etc.) where women can freely walk topless, because the breasts are parts viewed to serve the sole purpose of breast feeding babies. ...unlike in our cultures in which it is viewed as a sexualized part of the body.
Hatikva
04-01-2005, 08:23
Breasts are a GOOD thing which provide more nutrience in the first part of life than ANY OTHER SUBSTANCE.
See u Jimmy
04-01-2005, 08:36
Time for equality, If men can go topless then women should be allowed to as well.

But then I don't have a problem with nudity so may be I'm just easy that way.
Shaed
04-01-2005, 08:40
...

Girls with breasts around a B cup or above have to cover up unless they want saggy breasts from 25 years old onwards. Why do you guys think us girls bother dealing with bras (ugh, hatred).

I seriously doubt it started off having anything to do with 'preserving the thrill' or 'protecting the children'.
Soviet Haaregrad
04-01-2005, 08:46
Where are they allowed to be topless?

Ontario.
The Plutonian Empire
04-01-2005, 08:46
The trouble with titties?

Americans are the most religiously paranoid people on the planet Earth! :rolleyes: (In my opinion.)

I can hardly wait to get my Empire up and running in RL... ;)
Soviet Haaregrad
04-01-2005, 08:54
Americans are the most religiously paranoid people on the planet Earth! :rolleyes: (In my opinion.)

Well, except for the Middle East.
Daistallia 2104
04-01-2005, 09:17
There are a number of locales in the US where public toplessness and full nudity are legal.

San Francisco is a good example.

Nude yoga okay in San Francisco (http://tvnz.co.nz/view/news_world_story_skin/449321%3fformat=html)

"Simply being naked on the street is not a crime in San Francisco," said Debbie Mesloh, a spokeswoman for the district attorney's office.

"To bring a case, a person would have to exhibit lewd behavior, block traffic or impede pedestrians on a sidewalk, something along those lines."
Free Tacos
04-01-2005, 09:34
So far I'm hearing San Francisco, Ontario, and Norway. Three places that are, much of the year, too cold for going topless anyway.
Daistallia 2104
04-01-2005, 09:59
The article I linked also says a state appellate court has ruled public nudity or toplessness to be legal in California. Public nudity and/or toplessness also been ruled legal in several other locales in the US, including all or parts of: Idaho, Ohio, Hawaii, and North Carolina, among others.

Here's more: http://home.att.net/~saran/court.htm
Kahlil Gibran
04-01-2005, 13:04
If women went round topless then the majority would end up so saggy that nobody would actually want to see them. Also it’s just another thing for women to be self conscious about, and another thing for people to be judgemental about.
Greedy Pig
04-01-2005, 13:24
Because our culture has sexualized the female breasts and public display of sexuality is a taboo..

Best Thing I've heard so far. And it's correct.

Heck, to some men, it's a real turn on to see women's hair. (Because women are forced to wear headscarves in some countries/states).

Men loves the hunt, we love naked women, however seeing one two many and we'll get bored. Thats why Lingerie is invented. God bless those people who did. :)

Plus like Khalil says, Saggy boobs is a real no no. Unless you like Saggy boobs.

IMO, people have the right to dress how they want. But IMO, If I was a girl I would still dress decently. When I see a bum, madman, drunk, drug addict or any dodgy person walking down the road looking at my sister funny, I get on the defensive. I'm sure women do too.
OceanDrive
04-01-2005, 13:34
See, I think talking about them is an utter waste of time. What's the benefit in that? Rather, I believe it is more interesting by far to learn where they are most sensitive, and where the most pleasure can be elicited (usually the nipples), and then use that knowledge in my personal escapades.
I think there is timing involved...leave the nipples for dessert...start soft.
BTW some women have huge sesitivity...others almost nothing, zero, nada...dont know why.
Latta
04-01-2005, 13:41
I like boobies, especially when I pay the stripper to press them against my face.
OceanDrive
04-01-2005, 13:43
I like boobies, especially when I pay the stripper to press them against my face.
I would not like that.

specially knowing it is a Job for her.
Stripe-lovers
04-01-2005, 13:53
QUOTE=RX-8]guys gwap at me because I have big breasts.[/QUOTE]

Well I haven't gwapped at anyone in public because they have big breasts. Well, there was that one time, but the police were very understanding and with the restraining order and Mr Phelps helping me with my issues I'm nearly completely past it.


As for man tits. God lord if you are a man and you have man tits get yourself into the gym and do us all a favor before I have to bonk you over the head, kidnap you, and slice your man-tits off myself with a bandsaw in my parent's basement.

Not AGAIN...
OceanDrive
04-01-2005, 13:57
Since I am a girl I don't mind having breasts but guys gwap at me because I have big breasts.you mind guys gwap-ing at you?
Gawdly
04-01-2005, 14:07
Montreal is another "topless OK" zone, and Vancouver has a great nude beach (Wreck Beach)...gogogo Canada!
The Imperial Navy
04-01-2005, 14:11
Nudity bothers me very little. It's their body, let them do what they want with it... just don't be suprised when desperate men see you topless and try to rape you.
Siljhouettes
04-01-2005, 14:32
Ontario, Canada for one I think has laws allowing women to go topless in public if they please. There are also certain places in the US, too.
Not sure exactly what laws say, but in Norway there is at least to some extent legal to be topless in public (at least all beaches),
I notice that most countries that are libertarian enough to allow women to go topless are too cold for them to actually do it!

Because our culture has sexualized the female breasts and public display of sexuality is a taboo.

Notice other cultures (many in Africa, Amazon, etc.) where women can freely walk topless, because the breasts are parts viewed to serve the sole purpose of breast feeding babies. ...unlike in our cultures in which it is viewed as a sexualized part of the body.
Good point. Also, in Ancient Mediterranean European civilisations, women routinely wore clothes that did not hide their breasts, and they had no sexual connotations in those cultures.
Werel
04-01-2005, 23:16
Breasts are really annoying! If their big, which *ahem* somebody's are, they stop ya from running around, jumping, etc...!! Then people label you as lazy, and non-sporty .... *sigh*.
I just think guys better apreciate 'em, cos they are a real hassle to have!!
so true, I can't run down the stairs without a bra on cause it hurts so much. If they are causing you alot of trouble I would recommend a sports bra, they really help.