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PIcaRDMPCia's thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=386530) reminded me about this poll I originally posted elsewhere a year ago. Just curious to see whether the denizens here leap to the same choice as the other lot...

Genetically modified smallpox. I win.

he who lives by An elite squadron of winged vampire gerbils, dies by An elite squadron of winged vampire gerbils....

anyway, i choose the old chinese dude. :D

Love the Hitchikers reference. it got my vote.
Plus you can't win against herpes.

LET BATTLE COMMENCE!!! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

A tiny, wizened old Chinese man armed only with a small wooden chopstick in the hand is worth two in the bush.

CHINESE DUDE! WOOT! master of the drunken arts XD

A tiny, wizened old Chinese man armed only with a small wooden chopstick.
Can I replace the chopstick with a phase pulse rife?
No?
Worth a try.

Genetically modified smallpox. I win.
Smallpox is small fry on the individual level compared to Ebola. Ebola Zaïre has a 90% mortality rate. That's right, ninety-f**king-percent. It's just that it is hard to transmit, it requires fluid exchange, primarily blood.

And it really wasn't fair...I had to choose between ants and filovirus...my two favourites... I chose ants, though driver ants are by far the scariest and most deadly of all ants. Even though a swarm of bullet ants would be pretty f**king incredible, they just are a more individualistic species of ant.

A double bladed nerf bat.
If forced into CQB, I prefer to be up close and personal, in their face so to speak.
Medium Range is not fun.

"So says the man who prefers the Bayonetted rifle over the club"

Wizened, old Chinese man armed solely with a small wooden chopstick.

Professional courtesy, you understand. Hiii-ya! :headbang: Oww...

Double bladed nerfbat; it's the closest to my dual spear.

The nerf bat wins... especially when you factor in the property of woodchucks and a miniature hammock.

Choice 8, so I can die like my grandaddy before me! :D

Nothing can beat three breasts, it's all covered in the Guide.

come on ppl... see the light, JOIN THE ARMY OF THE ANTS! :headbang:

Chinese Chopstick guy.

loosely quotes cos his memory is poor:

Collin: "I said fire, not fire ants"
...
Fox: "How about some post-evil deed sex?"

You guys didn't know? I am a master in the art of nerf combat...

The little book of ultraviolence would be nice turbulent way to die. Win or lose, I will still be remembered.

The sharpened egg whisk. Just because anyone who's played Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot knows that the most humiliating death you can inflict on someone is with the Kitchen Whisk.

Old Chinese guy.

Cause I am one.


Well, I'm Chinese guy anyways.

judging from the ebola virus option, you probably read Executive Orders

Oh, come on, it's the ultimate revenge - you tie them to a tree and smear honey on them, then let slip the fire ants of war. If you're really vindictive or you've just been through a bad relationship, you could be really nasty selecting which parts to smear honey on.

remind me never to get too near to you... *is quite scared*

Hehehe. I'm just a cynical, bitter, and twisted person. :mp5:

It's the half-pounds of tuppenny rice and treacle, plus one weasel for me. Think about it. The weasel can be used as a ranged weapon (*POP*), or close-quarters, and the treacle can be used to get your opponent well and truly stuck before you set the weasel on him/her. And the rice can be used as a post-victory snack.

NOTE: This is ok, provided that your opponent isn't the Chinese guy. He'd eat the rice.

Smallpox is small fry on the individual level compared to Ebola. Ebola Zaïre has a 90% mortality rate. That's right, ninety-f**king-percent. It's just that it is hard to transmit, it requires fluid exchange, primarily blood.

And it really wasn't fair...I had to choose between ants and filovirus...my two favourites... I chose ants, though driver ants are by far the scariest and most deadly of all ants. Even though a swarm of bullet ants would be pretty f**king incredible, they just are a more individualistic species of ant.
You, my friend, have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time... :D

Vampiress here so ill call on the sweet and lovable elite squadron of winged vampire gerbils :D

You, my friend, have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time... :D
Pah! You're loss if you aren't into virology and myrmecology...either that or I have OCD...:eek:

Irish Blackwood Shileighla is a good weapon that or the Broadsword.

Twin mini-Uzis
Twin easy-flip open folding knives, held underhand
Two tazers and two chemical spray cannisters
Katana and washazaki
A dozen or so shuriken with kurare
A pack or war dogs
A pair of war falcons

...oh and a layered kevlar black ninja suit.

I'd have to go with the weasel one. Because well... nothing is funnier than a weasel. Especially if it's a pickle-weasel or a cheese-weasel. Well... maybe an afro-rat would be funnier, but with the rice and treacle? Deadly!

Give me a pen, my friends, for the pen is mightier than the sword.
Many dismiss the lethal potential of a pen, but those who have experienced a leaking pen in their pocket know the persistence and doggedness of the small but triumphant pen.
Plus nobody ever sees it coming for their eyeballs.

Maybe I should just have stuck with the eunuchising fire-ants.
*sighs* but it's so hard to train them nowadays...

he who lives by An elite squadron of winged vampire gerbils, dies by An elite squadron of winged vampire gerbils....

anyway, i choose the old chinese dude. :D


If thats what your in to!
And naturally one would have complete control over said vampire gerbils, they'd distract your opponet just enough to give you time to run away! Death is not glory