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Let us never speak of it again.

If you wish to know which denomination I choose to acknowledge as the right philosophy for me, I am a follower of the Church of Lemon Meringue.

Are you sure you wouldn't like to try The Church of Peach Cobbler? Free Holy Kool-Aid after 5 visits!

Are you sure you wouldn't like to try The Church of Peach Cobbler? Free Holy Kool-Aid after 5 visits!

I will visit your places of worship to gain knowledge about your faith but I will decline the "kool-aid".

I just wish to warn everyone, lest you be swayed by Reformed Party Program's spurious arguments, that the Church of Lemon Meringue are nothing but a fundementalist cult who refuse to accept the primacy of the Raspberry Torte and instead indulge in headonistic meringue-based rituals.

Pastor Jesse P Jesse P Jesse III of the Holy Order of the Munificent Raspberry Torte

I just wish to warn everyone, lest you be swayed by Reformed Party Program's spurious arguments, that the Church of Lemon Meringue are nothing but a fundementalist cult who refuse to accept the primacy of the Raspberry Torte and instead indulge in headonistic meringue-based rituals.

Pastor Jesse P Jesse P Jesse III of the Holy Order of the Munificent Raspberry Torte

This is very unreasonable behaviour, Stripe-lovers. At the CoLM we are only fundamentalists in that we believe in the fundamentals of Lemon Meringue. We accept that the Raspberry Torte is a noble dish but we do not accept its divinity. You may see our rituals as immoral but in truth they are the vessels which unite the working class against the oppression of the ruling classes.

Whether you like it or not, we love you.

Oh, Pshah, you're all heretics. We all know the true way lies in the righteous path to the chocolate sprinkled donut. Only those who follow the donut shall know peace and enlightenment.

Negative. Only those who follow the ways of the strawberry rhubard and the pumpkin pie shall know peace and enlightenment...but we love the rest of you anyway.

As a member of KHA {Kissing Hank's Ass (http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv)), I have to say you all got it wrong!

has everybody already forgotten the church of google?

has everybody already forgotten the church of google?
It went out of style yesterday.

We, worshippers of the burning shrubbery, agree with our Church of Lemon Meringue brothers. We have received word though that The Great Donut in the the sky disagrees with our views.

Will you join us in Holy and Rightious War ?

has everybody already forgotten the church of google?
Twas that not googalism? if so I am not only a pastor I am also a member!

Leave the pastry based religions! Join the church of the holy google!
He will provide all information you seek!

REPENT! I sayith!

Ye can even fulfil your pastry-based needs with the great Google!

Ya! I believe that girafs say: Öri öri. If you don't agree with that, you're eternally damned.

Ye can even fulfil your pastry-based needs with the great Google!
YES even pastry cravings

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pastry&btnG=Google+Search


Or if you are looking for visual proof!

http://images.google.com/images?q=pastry&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi

All is good with the way of google

Ye can even fulfil your pastry-based needs with the great Google!
Google will show you whatever you desire through it's divine Google Image Search. Let's see lemon meringue do that.

Google will show you whatever you desire through it's divine Google Image Search. Let's see lemon meringue do that.
Yeah our religion is way cooler cause it tells you whatever you want to know! (member of googalism and plan on raising my kids as such (when I have them))

We, worshippers of the burning shrubbery, agree with our Church of Lemon Meringue brothers. We have received word though that The Great Donut in the the sky disagrees with our views.

Will you join us in Holy and Rightious War ?

Listen to me, brother, and take heed.

We will not war with our brothers and sisters. War is the means for the ruling classes to massacre the working classes of their societies in their own interests.

We do not wish to conquer those who disagree with our faith. We do not wish to alienate those of our community who choose to not follow our path, but to tread their own. We make the roads by walking them, brother. This we can only do together, not divided into faiths and non-faiths.

Let us not forget about Saint Steward and his temple of the Today... show.

For we are his children and America is our book...

Your false religions contradict the rulings of the eternally high and mighty, jam roly-poly

Can't we all just get along? Can't we all jsut recognise that all religions stem from the same sweet dish of life?

best.thread.ever.

As a worshipper of the great lord Google, I say repent! Your false gods are nothing against the power of google!

As a worshipper of the great lord Google, I say repent! Your false gods are nothing against the power of google!

We acknowledge the power of the googleplex.

My apple pie is better than your lemon-merangue [sic]

But does your applie pie cure the sick?

Creationism went out the window when wearing white after Labor Day came back into style.

Creationism went out the window when wearing white after Labor Day came back into style.

She said the C- word! Get her!!

She said the C- word! Get her!!

What word?

CREATIONISM!

You only fear it, because it's true.

What word?

CREATIONISM!

You only fear it, because it's true.

I was only joking, you know. We don't do that public execution stuff, anymore. The modern Church of Lemon Meringue is very different.

I assure you, sir, this is most definitely not a bump. Would a minister of the Church of Lemon Meringue lie?

I assure you, sir, this is most definitely not a bump. Would a minister of the Church of Lemon Meringue lie?
Possibly...
If said minister were secretly Darth Vader!
:eek:

Ifs and buts...something about candy and someone's nuts...yadda yadda.

Ifs and buts...something about candy and someone's nuts...yadda yadda.

Ah, the glory days.

All of these religions are basically flawed. The mere existence of sugar is a myth!!

All of these religions are basically lawed. The mere existence of sugar s a myth!!

Actually, I think you'll find that the mere existence of sugar is a Myrth.

Actually, I think you'll find that the mere existence of sugar is a Myrth.

I don't believe in Myrth, either. Opium of the masses, I say

I don't believe in Myrth, either. Opium of the masses, I say

Blasphemer!

While you await your sentencing to a fiery doom inside the large oven, please enjoy our freshly made lemon meringue.

Blasphemer!

While you await your sentencing to a fiery doom inside the large oven, please enjoy our freshly made lemon meringue.

I'll eat it, but I refuse to believe in the calories

Repent! For the true religion is... something.
Um...


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... Google is a funny word.

All of these religions are basically flawed. The mere existence of sugar is a myth!!


In that case, maybe you would be interested in joining the Holy Order of the Diet Pepsi? We beleive, above all things, in the existence of the great Pepsi in the sky, and in his illegitamate love child with a chemist, aspartame.

We must silence all blasphemers who suggest the absurd notion that aspartame is bad for you. Truly he will save your life (and your scale) and lessen your suffering!

I don't believe in Myrth, either. Opium of the masses, I say

if myrth really did exist, it would be necessary to abolish him

Oh dear. Another spoof thread. lol

Oh dear. Another spoof thread. lol

its not a spoof. it's an rpp thread. what, you ain't down wit' rpp?

its not a spoof. it's an rpp thread. what, you ain't down wit' rpp?

w0rd.