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Seriously!
http://www.rawprint.com/rawstory/images/westboro_tsunami_1230.gif

Apparently more than I thought...

Swedes?
http://www.altmanphoto.com/PrincePaul.fr.jpeg

wow

That was put out by Fred Phelps. The douchebag that said that America deserved 9/11 because it had grown sinful.

He's on my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasel hitlist. :mad:

You could literaly feel the love of Jesus in that one.

Wow. Neo-cons and right wing christians have hit a new low... again. I really shouldn't be suprised, but wow.

I am begging that people around the world join together to stop these people before it is too late. Hitler and UBL will seem like kittens compared to any government led by these whakos. We really must be on our guard, as this is how it starts.

He's on my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasel hitlist. :mad:

That sounds very pleasing in a painful way.

Yeah, the guy who put that out is a prick.

Geez...are people like that for real?

Wow. Neo-cons and right wing christians have hit a new low... again. I really shouldn't be suprised, but wow.

I am begging that people around the world join together to stop these people before it is too late. Hitler and UBL will seem like kittens compared to any government led by these whakos. We really must be on our guard, as this is how it starts.
To be fair, if you go to this super-freaks website you'll see why he believes that George W. is going to hell and Reagan's already there. This guy is beyond Neo-Con or anything else and is just absolutely batshit. I don't like the fundementalist movements much myself, but this guy is a complete outlier somewhere in tsunami proof crazy town (he want's a 1000 foot, 500 mph tsunami to wipe North America clean).

To be fair, if you go to this super-freaks website you'll see why he believes that George W. is going to hell and Reagan's already there. This guy is beyond Neo-Con or anything else and is just absolutely batshit. I don't like the fundementalist movements much myself, but this guy is a complete outlier somewhere in tsunami proof crazy town (he want's a 1000 foot, 500 mph tsunami to wipe North America clean).

Wow. Did it again. K i thought he was Neo-con, but maybe he's just insane. To be fair, it can be hard to make that distinction :D

Wow. Did it again. K i thought he was Neo-con, but maybe he's just insane. To be fair, it can be hard to make that distinction :D

Better men than us have tried and failed to. :)

He's on my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasel hitlist. :mad:

Yes, Phelps is a giant turd sandwhich and a douche.

BTW, you can send the Scrotom-seeking-attack-weasels to our Ann Coulter Finishing School for Scrotom-Seeking-Attack-Weasels in Fististan.

Yes, Phelps is a giant turd sandwhich and a douche.

BTW, you can send the Scrotom-seeking-attack-weasels to our Ann Coulter Finishing School for Scrotom-Seeking-Attack-Weasels in Fististan.

:eek: WOW! There is such a think as TOO vicious! :eek:

Have you ever seen a picture of the guy?

He's fucking scary looking. I mean, SERIOUSLY.

Are you suggesting that Ms. (Mr.?) Coulter has a scrotum?

She seems to have enough testosterone-laden rage to conclude as such...

Have you ever seen a picture of the guy?

He's fucking scary looking. I mean, SERIOUSLY.http://www.johnworldpeace.com/e021208b.jpg
Yeah he's scary looking, and every picture I've ever seen he's holding signs like this and screaming.

He seems to spend a lot of time protesting homosexuality.

Do you think maybe he protests a little too much?

I think Fred has a latent tendancy issue.

seems christians cant keep the most ignorant amongst us off the Television. People like that are the ones that everyone sees, not the nice, normal, ones

Pastor Ake Green is not asociated with him.He really is being screwed for saying that homosexuals are sinful in a church newsletter.He does not hate homosexuals he said we should love and pray for them.

Better men than us have tried and failed to. :)

Doesn't take much to be a better man then you!

http://www.johnworldpeace.com/e021208b.jpg
Yeah he's scary looking, and every picture I've ever seen he's holding signs like this and screaming.

He seems to spend a lot of time protesting homosexuality.

Do you think maybe he protests a little too much?

I think Fred has a latent tendancy issue.

Thanks for your diagnosis Freud!

You can talk about homosexuals being an abominaton all you want, just because you talk and protest about it doesn't make you a gay homosexual. Sometimes it is fun to make fun of those who are different. You know, just point and have a really hearty laugh.

You may talk about GW alot, does that mean you love him, and/or want his love-child?

Doesn't take much to be a better man then you!

WHich makes the fact that so few have managed it even more impressive. :D

Better men than us have tried and failed to. :)

True, but I'm gonna keep on trying.

WHich makes the fact that so few have managed it even more impressive. :D


If by a few you mean 800 million, then ok. :(

The zip code of this church that is quite interesting!!

If by a few you mean 800 million, then ok. :(

I WANT NAMES! :mad:

Thanks for your diagnosis Freud!

You can talk about homosexuals being an abominaton all you want, just because you talk and protest about it doesn't make you a gay homosexual. Sometimes it is fun to make fun of those who are different. You know, just point and have a really hearty laugh.

You may talk about GW alot, does that mean you love him, and/or want his love-child?I bet you like to pull the wings off of flys don't you Johnny.

The zip code of this church that is quite interesting!!
check it out! it starts with 666 ... LOL

The zip code of this church that is quite interesting!!

66604

Holy crap, that's an incredible coincidence, or is it....

THis can't be real... no one is that hateful outside of the Jihad...

theres also a church (i hope its a joke, it kinda looks like one) http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

WHich makes the fact that so few have managed it even more impressive. :D
Nice hit LG.

Sadly it is not a joke!! They are the type of fringe lunatics that gives anyone they link themselves with a blackeye!! They are so "out there" I do not consider them a threat!! They will self implode because of hate. Talk about self-esteem problems :(

People are ****ed up, but some are just so messed up they crack me up...such as the good people of the American Nazi Party that created the following image:

http://www.americannaziparty.com/support/gifs/beware.gif

Nice, using guys that look like terrorists to make an exaggerated point. As IF terrorists are gonna come here to work for Wal-Mart.

theres also a church (i hope its a joke, it kinda looks like one) http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

LMFAO that site is hilarious

I bet you like to pull the wings off of flys don't you Johnny.

No, I randomly maim and beat seniors who just so happen to be out and about. Funny thing is their heads come apart way too easy. Like an over ripe melon. Sad really.

Seriously, I'm an a-hole, and I do make fun of the gays whom I know to their faces. My fav joke is this-How do you get 4 gays on a barstool? Just flip it over.

Wow, take a look at this picture...
http://www.dallasvoice.com/_images/_photos/12052003/phelps.jpg
and then factor in the zip code of his church....


I somehow don't think his work is inspired by the devine.....

Seriously, I'm an a-hole, and I do make fun of the gays whom I know to their faces. My fav joke is this-How do you get 4 gays on a barstool? Just flip it over.Aw don't be modest Johnny, you're not just an a-hole.

You're a grade A prime Asshole.


And you do know that your namesake died of AIDS, don't you.

Aw don't be modest Johnny, you're not just an a-hole.

You're a grade A prime Asshole.


And you do know that your namesake died of AIDS, don't you.

No shit, really!! Thanks for that info, Quiz-Kid!!

You're a grade A prime Shrimper


PS-Two chances to guess why I chose this name?

No, I randomly maim and beat seniors who just so happen to be out and about. Funny thing is their heads come apart way too easy. Like an over ripe melon. Sad really.

Seriously, I'm an a-hole, and I do make fun of the gays whom I know to their faces. My fav joke is this-How do you get 4 gays on a barstool? Just flip it over.

Dude you have skid past offensive and ran ass first into just plain wrong.

they dont get enough sex. they dont do enough drugs and they dont drink enough. its just that simple. why is it so hard to understand besides what i have already said they're not smart enough to figure out why there not ok
thats all no discussion needed

Wow, take a look at this picture...
http://www.dallasvoice.com/_images/_photos/12052003/phelps.jpg
and then factor in the zip code of his church....


I somehow don't think his work is inspired by the devine.....

He looks like an evil Martin Landau! :eek:

Dude you have skid past offensive and ran ass first into just plain wrong.

thats a great joke

He looks like an evil Martin Landau! :eek:Or Adam West after a serious bender :D

I have had plenty to drink and now i am going to have sex and i am probably one of the most fantistic people you could have met and now i say good day sir.... I SAID GOOD DAY!

No shit, really!! Thanks for that info, Quiz-Kid!!

You're a grade A prime Shrimper


PS-Two chances to guess why I chose this name?I only need one, you're like any other troll on the internet, you choose to call yourself what you aspire to but can never obtain.

Or Adam West after a serious bender :D

Or Jack Palance! Look!

http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/252/252085.jpg

I have had plenty to drink and now i am going to have sex and i am probably one of the most fantistic people you could have met and now i say good day sir.... I SAID GOOD DAY!Good day to you too sir...



And enjoy ;)

go get drunk do some drugs and have sex!

theres also a church (i hope its a joke, it kinda looks like one) http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Its a joke site, just look at the shirts they have for sale, or the ad "accept Jesus as your savior a get a PS2." Its a funny site once you realize how satyrical it is.

I only need one, you're like any other troll on the internet, you choose to call yourself what you aspire to but can never obtain.


Not really a troll, more like I have a monster you know what. <--------

Well, I've laid more pipe then you'll ever know. Go hang out with your TG pals and have a party.

I WANT NAMES! :mad:
Do not fear wadd is not on that list

Not really a troll, more like I have a monster you know what. <--------

Well, I've laid more pipe then you'll ever know. Go hang out with your TG pals and have a party.

Good for you, i guess, but you are kinda trolling.

Not really a troll, more like I have a monster you know what. <--------

Well, I've laid more pipe then you'll ever know. Go hang out with your TG pals and have a party. :p Yeah, right.

A monster what? Ego? Self esteem problem? Rash on your pubes?

Congratulations on being a plumber, hope you get laid eventually without involving a phone and a credit card.

Do not fear wadd is not on that list


Like you are.

:p Yeah, right.

A monster what? Ego? Self esteem problem? Rash on your pubes?

Congratulations on being a plumber, hope you get laid eventually without involving a phone and a credit card.
Dont need a phone ... he has the internet and "girls showing everyhing for daddy's" chat rooms :D

Like you are.
Probably not ... lunitic is a pretty awsome guy

:p Yeah, right.

A monster what? Ego? Self esteem problem? Rash on your pubes?

Congratulations on being a plumber, hope you get laid eventually without involving a phone and a credit card.


Hope you get some without it involving surgically made "genitals". Try the real thing, it'll blow your mind.

Just stop shrimping, and or tea-bagging, and try it, you'll like it.

Btw when I use hookers, I pay in cash, then when we finish, I beat them up and rob them anyway, so it's win-win.

Hope you get some without it involving surgically made "genitals". Try the real thing, it'll blow your mind.

Just stop shrimping, and or tea-bagging, and try it, you'll like it.

Btw when I use hookers, I pay in cash, then when we finish, I beat them up and rob them anyway, so it's win-win.

So you're the one beating and robbing the male hookers...

So you're the one beating and robbing the male hookers...
Explains the crabs they have been geting too!

Hope you get some without it involving surgically made "genitals". Try the real thing, it'll blow your mind.

Just stop shrimping, and or tea-bagging, and try it, you'll like it.

Btw when I use hookers, I pay in cash, then when we finish, I beat them up and rob them anyway, so it's win-win.When (or if) you get up the nerve to visit a hooker it's probably the easiest money they make all night, You're probably done before they finish unzipping your pants.

It's been fun, but my shift's over and I got a wife waiting in bed at home for me.

I got a feeling the mods will intervene soon anyways and I want to be out by then. They've been a little trigger happy lately.

I like where this is heading. :D

I like where this is heading. :D
What us making fun of the slow mean kid? :)

What us making fun of the slow mean kid? :)

Yep. :D

I like where this is heading. :D

Male hookers, crabs, Johnny Wadd's (supposedly) large <----, and fake genitals!

I'm not so sure I'm with you on this one LG...

Male hookers, crabs, Johnny Wadd's (supposedly) large <----, and fake genitals!

I'm not so sure I'm with you on this one LG...

I've seen worse in a high school locker room. :p

I've seen worse in a high school locker room. :p

Well maybe, but I still don't wanna jump in the middle of anything involving those words.

so webb when did you get the new genitals put in?

I've seen worse in a high school locker room. :p

You mean one with or without Wadd in it?

You mean one with or without Wadd in it?

Especially if Wadd's gonna be there...
*Shudders*

EDIT : that's it for me, good night all. Damn, now my head's gonna be full of crap I don't want to see in my dreams.... *shudders again*

When (or if) you get up the nerve to visit a hooker it's probably the easiest money they make all night, You're probably done before they finish unzipping your pants.

It's been fun, but my shift's over and I got a wife waiting in bed at home for me.

I got a feeling the mods will intervene soon anyways and I want to be out by then. They've been a little trigger happy lately.


By "wife" do you mean transgendered freak?

Oh shit the mods! Not like I haven't been booted out of here enough over the past two years. But like herpes, I keep coming back.

BTW I'm done when I stop beating her.

so webb when did you get the new genitals put in?

Webb? Jack webb?

You mean one with or without Wadd in it?

Hard to tell. I was squinting.

By "wife" do you mean transgendered freak?

Oh shit the mods! Not like I haven't been booted out of here enough over the past two years. But like herpes, I keep coming back.

BTW I'm done when I stop beating her.
Or him ... me thinks it is probably a him anyways

But again if you are into that its perfectly allright ... we respect your right to choose

You mean one with or without Wadd in it?

I'm surprised you even have a computer, considering you live in the armpit of America. Call Upward and the rest of those TG freaks, and have a shrimping party.

Hard to tell. I was squinting.

You would squint after you catch a "shot" in the eyes. Pretend I'm icing a cake.

I'm surprised you even have a computer, considering you live in the armpit of America. Call Upward and the rest of those TG freaks, and have a shrimping party.
Not just one ... but 5 ;)

Cant truly be a networking geek without enough computers to set up a good solid network to play with

You would squint after you catch a "shot" in the eyes. Pretend I'm icing a cake.
ohhh so he was admiting to being in the highschool locker room ... that solves the question does it not lunitic

You would squint after you catch a "shot" in the eyes. Pretend I'm icing a cake.

Actually, I was squinting to bring tiny objects into sharper focus. :D

Not just one ... but 5 ;)

Cant truly be a networking geek without enough computers to set up a good solid network to play with


See, now that's why you'll never get the kak/and/or/pussy, fake or otherwise. Can't screw a hard drive, well maybe you can anyway.

Actually, I was squinting to bring tiny objects into sharper focus. :D

Sperm cells are rather small. Mine are bigger.

I have a high sperm count, it's so high, my live in prostitute (i'm her pimp daddy) has to chew before she swallows.

Anyone have a spare rock?

See, now that's why you'll never get the kak/and/or/pussy, fake or otherwise. Can't screw a hard drive, well maybe you can anyway.
I get as much as I want and or need and have a gf right now that loves me ;) dont need much more personaly but ehh whatever helps you to sleep at night

I work with computers because they are intresting and logical ;) and it does not hurt that I make more then a comfortable living making sure large networks keep working

ohhh so he was admiting to being in the highschool locker room ... that solves the question does it not lunitic


5 computers and you are still the spelling ace. You are so smrt.

Dude spend your money on an 8 ball, a hooker, a motel room, a bottle of hooch, and a glazed donut.

5 computers and you are still the spelling ace. You are so smrt.

Dude spend your money on an 8 ball, a hooker, a motel room, a bottle of hooch, and a glazed donut.
Awww someone had to fall back on the spelling… me thinks someone is getting desperate

(by the way spelling and computers are really not all that related … programming as long as I consistently misspell it is fine)

Oh well everyone has their weakness … yours is obviously wit (among with a few other things … but I don’t feel like wasting space for a list quite that large)

Sperm cells are rather small. Mine are bigger.

I have a high sperm count, it's so high, my live in prostitute (i'm her pimp daddy) has to chew before she swallows.

Anyone have a spare rock?

Are you sure she's chewing and not hiding a smirk?

I get as much as I want and or need and have a gf right now that loves me ;) dont need much more personaly but ehh whatever helps you to sleep at night

I work with computers because they are intresting and logical ;) and it does not hurt that I make more then a comfortable living making sure large networks keep working

Shoot your "gf" is springing a leak, or is it that mtf transgendered weirdo sitting in the corner weeping gently, ever so gently.

You may work with computers, but you're still a nerd boy.

Are you sure she's chewing and not hiding a smirk?

Well I had to give her CPR! Figure it out.

I'm sorry but those asian hookers won't party with me as I'm like soul brotha numba 1.

Shoot your "gf" is springing a leak, or is it that mtf transgendered weirdo sitting in the corner weeping gently, ever so gently.

You may work with computers, but you're still a nerd boy.
Ohh thanks for the info *runs and grabs some duct tape* she would have been mad if I let her deflate!

Well I had to give her CPR! Figure it out.

I'm sorry but those asian hookers won't party with me as I'm like soul brotha numba 1.
Aww well if you want to call it CPR … the rest of us call it snowballing but whatever floats your boat

Awww someone had to fall back on the spelling… me thinks someone is getting desperate

(by the way spelling and computers are really not all that related … programming as long as I consistently misspell it is fine)

Oh well everyone has their weakness … yours is obviously wit (among with a few other things … but I don’t feel like wasting space for a list quite that large)


Well falling back on someones spelling is better then going after someones genitals on a continuous basis. What are you ashamed of? Do you suffer from micropenis?

Well you obviously lack a life, romantic or social. Gee whiz with those 5 computers, I'm sure you have lots of computer pals. haha fucking weak man

Ohh thanks for the info *runs and grabs some duct tape* she would have been mad if I let her deflate!

Sorry plastic and latex don't exactly speak.

Sorry plastic and latex don't exactly speak.

That's okay. We wouldn't hear em anyway. We're typing. ;)

Aww well if you want to call it CPR … the rest of us call it snowballing but whatever floats your boat

Hey what's mine is mine. Shrimping is a much more disgusting thing. You know what I mean Upward.

BTW What's so bad about snowballing, you never accidentally shot yourself with ejaculate whilst your "gf" was servicing you? Weak!

That's okay. We wouldn't hear em anyway. We're typing. ;)

Actually you would, unless you somehow are using a model 1904 typewriter that with a little African technology were able to hook up to your cpu. If so, I need you to come and work in my latex factory. Ask for Van Delay!

What is wrong with people?


A lot.

Wadd/Goofball/Upward.
Why don't the 3 of you knock off this infantile crap that's covering 2 threads. All you are proving is what IS wrong with people.

Wow - That Phelps microbe really *does* look a lot like Jack Palance. I feel kinda bad for Mr. palance about that...

Senor Phelps is downright biologically Wrong - he goes beyond giving Christians a bad name straight to giving our whole (Earth based) Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species a bad name...

It's just that kind of dipshit that will probably make first contact with intelligent aliens and get the whole planet "Sterilized For Their Own Good". He is in Kansas ("Land of the UFO Redneck"), after all.....

:D

Wadd/Goofball/Upward.
Why don't the 3 of you knock off this infantile crap that's covering 2 threads. All you are proving is what IS wrong with people.

My diagnosis is this:

Wadd is a dick. I never see him do anything besides demeening others.
Goofball is dicking off. Nothing wrong with that unless it gets carried away.
Thrust is... I dunno yet.

My diagnosis is this:

Wadd is a dick. I never see him do anything besides demeening others.
Goofball is dicking off. Nothing wrong with that unless it gets carried away.
Thrust is... I dunno yet.Goofball is... well Goofball. Upwards is just trying to keep up. Shiny Things was the smartest and got out while he was ahead and things went south. I have to agree about Johnny boy though, he sounds like every blowhard I've ever run across rolled into one.

I'd have to advise cooling it guys, you're all beginning to sound like assholes at this point.

By "wife" do you mean transgendered freak?

Oh shit the mods! Not like I haven't been booted out of here enough over the past two years. But like herpes, I keep coming back.

BTW I'm done when I stop beating her.Well I couldn't resist logging in from home to see how things degenerated after I split.

Pretty lame guys, I'm ashamed to say I was part of this.

As for you Johnny and your insulting my wife, I think I'll take the high ground and just let your own words from another thread say it all.
Give me a break, I'm a retard with a computer, just typing some nonsense here and there.And now I'm off to bed.

I have heard Christians preaching that the Tsunami was sent by God to kill the Islamic believers because they are 'THE DEVIL'. I was absolutely disgusted with those 'Christian' evangelists or what-ever-you-call-them in America.

Than I see that link! I am DISGUSTED with that Ministry and Newsletter! Somewhere in my heart I need to love those people who are full of this hate and fear but I don't know how!

They are elitists and they cannot be Christian judging by their fruit. Otherwise what is published wouldn't be approved by Christians.

It sickens me to know that another human being wrote that horrificly hateful garbage. It shames me that the author is an American. I happen to have a few friends in Sweden who are currently, along with the rest of their nation, in mourning for the thousands of their countrymen who perished in the tsunami. Seeing that... that... FILTH made my stomach turn.

Seeing some of your responses made me feel outraged and angry. I am still fighting the natural urge to beat those of you who think this is funny into blood pudding. It really pisses me off that those of you who are getting a chuckle out of any of this can retain the priveledge to continue to post on these forums. Your lack of maturity, decency and HUMANITY leaves me choking.

Check out their website then. This ministry is dead serious.

They have a serious warped view in what Christianity is. And it is even more extreme than that Newsletter...

Check out their website then. This ministry is dead serious.

They have a serious warped view in what Christianity is. And it is even more extreme than that Newsletter...

No way man I just ate breakfast. I have no desire to yarf up perfectly good peaches and strawberries with toast just because a pack of ignorant abortion poster children pretending to be Christians figured out how to make a website to let the whole world know they're overdue for that retroactive abortion treatment.

My diagnosis is this:

Wadd is a dick. I never see him do anything besides demeening others.
Goofball is dicking off. Nothing wrong with that unless it gets carried away.
Thrust is... I dunno yet.
Sorry started out goofie ... must have been tired cause I was taking him way too seriously ... anyways :fluffle: to all (I just went to bed lol)

Wait a minute. Did that story say that a precher is Sweden was jailed for preaching that homosexuality is a sin? :eek: Is that real? Does anyone have a link to a real news story about that? Is there no freedom of speech/religion in Europe?

Wait a minute. Did that story say that a precher is Sweden was jailed for preaching that homosexuality is a sin? :eek: Is that real? Does anyone have a link to a real news story about that? Is there no freedom of speech/religion in Europe?
If that guy supports him the pastor was probably having homosexuals publicly flogged and not arrested for the preaching part.

To be fair, if you go to this super-freaks website you'll see why he believes that George W. is going to hell and Reagan's already there. This guy is beyond Neo-Con or anything else and is just absolutely batshit. I don't like the fundementalist movements much myself, but this guy is a complete outlier somewhere in tsunami proof crazy town (he want's a 1000 foot, 500 mph tsunami to wipe North America clean).
That's right. I think he calls Bush something along the lines of "hell-bound fag-lover". Yes, he's definitely an outsider even to the cloistered religious right. Even Jerry Falwell considers him "a first-class nut."

He seems to spend a lot of time protesting homosexuality.

Do you think maybe he protests a little too much?

I think Fred has a latent tendancy issue.
Yeah, he's totally fucking obsessed with gays.

seems christians cant keep the most ignorant amongst us off the Television. People like that are the ones that everyone sees, not the nice, normal, ones
In my eyes, Fred Phelps is not a Christian.

THis can't be real... no one is that hateful outside of the Jihad...
True. If Fred Phelps ran the United States, it would be the Salem Witch Trials of 1692 all over again and worse, and throughout the entire nation. He even looks like one of those freaky old Puritans.
http://www.dallasvoice.com/_images/_photos/12052003/phelps.jpg