NationStates Jolt Archive

hottest..woman..ever..

and when she gets out of prison shes going to be looking for a man.
this man.

ANd this man is going to be even more glad that he isn't you. :p

hottest..woman..ever..

and when she gets out of prison shes going to be looking for a man.
this man.I really hope you're happy if that really happens.

I really hope you're happy if that really happens.
As long as no details are given, I feel the same way.

She is Hitler incarnate. She eats babies you know!

Martha Stewart is crazier than I am.

Her show goes like this:

"Her shows are always the same! Martha starts by saying, 'Today, I'm going to macrame a fetus.' And by the end of the show there's an infant crawling around on the floor in a civil war uniform she made, AND she baked a cherry pie!" -Lewis Black.

Martha Stewart is crazier than I am.

Her show goes like this:

"Her shows are always the same! Martha starts by saying, 'Today, I'm going to macrame a fetus.' And by the end of the show there's an infant crawling around on the floor in a civil war uniform she made, AND she baked a cherry pie!" -Lewis Black.

not so, and i know i have all her shows on tape.

not so, and i know i have all her shows on tape.

Are you THAT committed?

Or should you be? ;)

not so, and i know i have all her shows on tape.

;) Hmmm, I wonder how much they trade for? ;)

hottest..woman..ever..

and when she gets out of prison shes going to be looking for a man.
this man.

Yes. I'm also marrying Lindsey Lohan, she just doesn't know I exist yet.

Yes. I'm also marrying Lindsey Lohan, she just doesn't know I exist yet.
When that happens, could you slap her in the face really hard for me? Because she needs to never sing again. Ever. Then have your fun.

When that happens, could you slap her in the face really hard for me? Because she needs to never sing again. Ever. Then have your fun.

Haha, a truer statement has never been said. End of Story.

But I'm of the opinion that she's not even hot. I mean, first off, she's barely "legal." Seriously, that's still waaay too early to think of screwing someone. Secondly, she uses way too much makeup. Third, she's gotten boob implants. I dunno about you, but gigantic fake boobs are just stupid-looking to me.

In conclusion, Lindsay Lohan needs to be kicked in the face a couple times.

Martha Stewart should have never been sent to jail in the first place! :mad:

Martha Stewart should have never been sent to jail in the first place! :mad:


Hey, it gives her an *edge*.

So when she gets out and does her show again, she'll use black leather to decorate the dining room table.

Martha Stewart should have never been sent to jail in the first place! :mad:

Oh please. She's not above the law and besides, I heard that she's arrogant as hell. Maybe she will come out humble...or not...being that she's had it pretty posh compared to the other criminals.

Oh please. She's not above the law and besides, I heard that she's arrogant as hell. Maybe she will come out humble...or not...being that she's had it pretty posh compared to the other criminals.

your just mad because martha likes me and not you.

hottest..woman..ever..

and when she gets out of prison shes going to be looking for a man.
this man.

*sudders*

Hmmm, I seem to be doing that a lot today. I wonder what's wrong.

hottest..woman..ever..

and when she gets out of prison shes going to be looking for a man.
this man.

*shudders*

Hmmm, I seem to be doing that a lot today. I wonder what's wrong.

Yes. I'm also marrying Lindsey Lohan, she just doesn't know I exist yet.


Not like she ever will, as you have to leave the basement to find her.

your just mad because martha likes me and not you.

you should know, that after her prison experience, she now bats for the other team. Come now, we know all they do in female prisons is fight, and take long steamy showers. Oh and the occasional rape by Ilsa, the evil wardeness.

White Oprah.