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Foxx's Quote Reward Program

New Foxxinnia
02-01-2005, 05:58
I am constantly on the lookout for funny quotes. Funny quotes that are funny. I am starting a "Reward Program" for people. I will find funny quotes and put them in my sig. If I happen to choose one of your quotes you may put this in your sig:
Foxx's Quote Reward Count: #
And you put how many times you've been featured in the '#' space.
But be aware, I'm am looking on other forums too, so be sure to post funny things when acceptable.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2005, 06:12
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know." -W.C. Fields


"My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies." -W.C. Fields


"There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it." -W.C. Fields

"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." -Jerry Lewis

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." -George Burns

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." -George Burns

More coming..... :)
New Foxxinnia
02-01-2005, 06:15
It doesn't work like that LG.
Colodia
02-01-2005, 06:19
Male lies go "Yeah, I was at Barney's house after work..." but WOMEN's lies go like "....IT'S YOUR CHILD!"
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2005, 06:19
It doesn't work like that LG.

? You mean funny things from myself?

But I'm the most serious person I know. *bites tongue*
Colodia
02-01-2005, 06:25
When you talk to God, it's a prayer. When God talks back, it's schizophrenia
King Binks
02-01-2005, 06:36
Is there anything to stop me from putting that in my sig without your permission? Like giant rabid hamsters or something?
Andaluciae
02-01-2005, 07:20
Carpe Crustoleum

Latin for:

Seize the Pastries
CthulhuFhtagn
02-01-2005, 07:24
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know where you live
And where your family lives too
New Foxxinnia
02-01-2005, 07:30
Not in this thread.
I'll just find quote that I find funny in other threads. Just out of the blue. Ya know?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2005, 07:37
Not in this thread.
I'll just find quote that I find funny in other threads. Just out of the blue. Ya know?

Funny, ha-ha? Or funny, uh-oh?
New Foxxinnia
02-01-2005, 07:38
Funny, ha-ha? Or funny, uh-oh?
Funny all 'round.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2005, 07:39
Unfortunately. I come here for the political debate. :)
Lapse
02-01-2005, 08:55
Unfortunately. I come here for the political debate. :)
I will debate that fact...