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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/01/sledding.accident.ap/index.html

What a creative way to atone for your sins! :D

What were they doing at a school where there's a sign saying "No Sledding Allowed"? (besides sledding, obviously)

What were they doing at a school where there's a sign saying "No Sledding Allowed"? (besides sledding, obviously)

Injuring small children?

*snipper from accident*

youth pastor: "But Johnny, if you believe, Jesus will protect you."

Johnny: "ow we hit a pole, ow my leg."

youth pastor: "Some one didn't beleive."

*snipper from accident*

youth pastor: "But Johnny, if you believe, Jesus will protect you."

Johnny: "ow we hit a pole, ow my leg."

youth pastor: "Some one didn't beleive."


While the Satanist youth group on a nearby hillside didn't hit a thing...

*snipper from accident*

youth pastor: "But Johnny, if you believe, Jesus will protect you."

Johnny: "ow we hit a pole, ow my leg."

youth pastor: "Some one didn't beleive."meanwhile up in Heaven, Jesus looks at his angles with disgust.
Jesus: We put up the "No Sledding" signs to warn them... (sigh)

meanwhile up in Heaven, Jesus looks at his angles with disgust.
Jesus: We put up the "No Sledding" signs to warn them... (sigh)

While Satan cheerfully addresses his devils down in hell. "muahahahahaha, I knew that inventing the sledge would pay off....

What were they doing at a school where there's a sign saying "No Sledding Allowed"? (besides sledding, obviously)

I think a more pressing question nowadays is:

What were all these kids doing alone with a clergyman at 4:00 am?!? :eek:

I think a more pressing question nowadays is:

What were all these kids doing alone with a clergyman at 4:00 am?!? :eek:

They were frolicking in the snow.

*waits for angry people to misinterpret the meaning of 'frolicking'*

They were listening to Skapedroe, of course; he probably told them he'd smack into Bush's ancestors while they were setting up their giant crystal for another go at the Earth's core.

They were listening to Skapedroe, of course; he probably told them he'd smack into Bush's ancestors while they were setting up their giant crystal for another go at the Earth's core.

No, Bush's army of evil invisible flying robots were actually towing the sledges, causing them to crash into stuff. I can understand this now I have coated my home in tin foil.

Boys out with priest at 4-fucking-a-m have some odd bruises and other injuries. Priest says it must be from innocent sledding activities. "Tommy was sliding down the hill when all of a sudden this big ol' stick went up his butt..."

Boys out with priest at 4-fucking-a-m have some odd bruises and other injuries. Priest says it must be from innocent sledding activities. "Tommy was sliding down the hill when all of a sudden this big ol' stick went up his butt..."

I don't know how you could suggest such a thing!

*storms out of thread indignantly*

Boys out with priest at 4-fucking-a-m have some odd bruises and other injuries. Priest says it must be from innocent sledding activities. "Tommy was sliding down the hill when all of a sudden this big ol' stick went up his butt..."

Sorry quiz-kid, but the supervisors weren't priests! Nice try.

I think a more pressing question nowadays is:

What were all these kids doing alone with a clergyman at 4:00 am?!? :eek:
Hmm. Good question. I wonder...

Sorry quiz-kid, but the supervisors weren't priests! Nice try.
them thar was protestant clergy types... them boys is only interested in the underage gals and then only ifin they is kin.

Uh, just because the organization wants to help kids get to heaven doesn't mean they have to SEND them there, too...

Uh, just because the organization wants to help kids get to heaven doesn't mean they have to SEND them there, too...

Well, maybe those kids were pains in the butts, so they needed killing.

them thar was protestant clergy types... them boys is only interested in the underage gals and then only ifin they is kin.

Whatever floats their boats.