NationStates Jolt Archive

I'll start it off with this one:

1. It ruins what could otherwise be a perfectly good relationship! :)

2. It's gay.

2. It's gay.
Hehehe! :D

They produce babys,
and make people other than me happy :mad:

It produces babies and I hate babies.

Half of em end in divorce anyways

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint

You don't fit well in light-hearted threads.

You don't fit well in light-hearted threads.
But the fact that he said there is no other form of marriage could be a downside to heterosexuality :D (jk)

Oh, heterosexual marriage goes against nature :)

But the fact that he said there is no other form of marriage could be a downside to heterosexuality :D (jk)

Oh, heterosexual marriage goes against nature :)

Because nature dictates we should be screwing around? :D

I concur with the 'they produce spawn = bad' comments.

Not to mention they'll be having sex. And that's icky. And we all know that the level of ickiness of something should be in direct proportion to the level of illegality of that thing...

Well, we know that when we're high on a varied amount of drugs, at any rate.

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint

Detail: you forgot to mention it is also the Dutch, Belgian and Spanish viewpoint. Though I would not call these countries godless, considering e.g. the ruling party in the Netherlands is called "the Christian Democratic Appeal".

Back on topic: the letter "m".

Heterosexual marriage is immoral and everyone knows heterosexuals abuse and eat babies.

Damn ring on my finger keeps me from having multiple girlfriends.

approximately 90% of the world (approximately) is heterosexual, and they're oppressing the minority(s)! Therefore we must have Affirmative Action for homosexual and gender-queer citizens, and we should make any oppression of homosexual and gender-queer citizens as illegal based on sexism. :)

They make babies. I hate babies, they're loud and annoying and parents always seem to bring them into public places to annoy other people with the sounds of screaming children.

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint

Oh well, being agnostic and from Canada, I guess my opinion doesn't count. But I like heterosexual marriage anyway. My wife makes me say that (she knows karate).

Of course there's nothing wrong with gay marriage either. I'm not sure when the Church copyrighted the word marriage.

Just two cents (app. $0.0125 US) from another "godless candian".

Oh well, being agnostic and from Canada, I guess my opinion doesn't count. But I like heterosexual marriage anyway. My wife makes me say that (she knows karate).

Of course there's nothing wrong with gay marriage either. I'm not sure when the Church copyrighted the word marriage.

Just two cents (app. $0.0125 US) from another "godless candian".
A church copyrighted the word "marraige?" Which church? When? How? Where? ( J/K ) :)

Look, there's nothing wrong with marriage. But we should definitely have some limits here... so let's go back to the Marriage v. 1.0

1) Only marry another gender
2) Only marry your same race (assuming that race is white)
and a few rules just for the ladies out there:
3) You will marry a man of fifty... when you're fifteen
4) you may not choose WHO this man is
5) You're parents get to choose which scumbag you marry
6) They can't GIVE you away to this older creep... they're paying him to do it.


Hmmm

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint
Hahaha.
Silly Christian.

"Polygamy means that you have one wife too many. Monogamy means the same thing." -?

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield.

Hehe, I'm a godless Canadian.

Hehe, I'm a godless Canadian.
Actually i believe he said "candian" not Canadian. Personally i think its good that the government is separate from the church here in "candia".

what's wrong with Heterosexual Marrage?.. its not controversial... I want Controversy dammit!

Here's something wrong with hetersexual marriage...
There's only 9 vowels in the phrase, as opposed to 10 consonants (Spelling only). I think there is something seriously wrong there.


Oh well, being agnostic and from Canada, I guess my opinion doesn't count. But I like heterosexual marriage anyway. My wife makes me say that (she knows karate).

Of course there's nothing wrong with gay marriage either. I'm not sure when the Church copyrighted the word marriage.

Just two cents (app. $0.0125 US) from another "godless candian".

I like it too... but that's because I enjoy my private life with my Fiance. No one else can do what she does... or I'm too lazy to find someone who can.

And technicly, being a polytheist, I have many gods, and I'm Canadian. So doesn't that 1-up me to the Christians? XD

"Polygamy means that you have one wife too many. Monogamy means the same thing." -?

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield.
ROFLMAO! :D

Actually i believe he said "candian" not Canadian. Personally i think its good that the government is separate from the church here in "candia".
He's the Candyman? :eek:

Actually i believe he said "candian" not Canadian. Personally i think its good that the government is separate from the church here in "candia".


Ohhhh I see, as opposed to Canadia or Canada or Candania? I like our government's wisdom in seeing it is a waste of time and money to fight against it since majority of Canadians according to most polls either want it or don't really give a carp....

According to something I read, Canadian couples make love more often than American couples. My theory is that we need SOMEthing to keep us warm and that's just the best option ;)

There is no other form of marriage. All marriage is "hetrosexual", despite the godless candians viewpoint
Oh yes, and intolerance and hatred is really Christian, isn't it? :rolleyes:

According to something I read, Canadian couples make love more often than American couples. My theory is that we need SOMEthing to keep us warm and that's just the best option ;)
Also, they tend to be thinner and slightly less materialist, which makes it easier.

"Polygamy means that you have one wife too many. Monogamy means the same thing." -?

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield.


Lmao. Rodney was a character hehe