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Cat forces Walmart manager to kill employees with huge smiley face!

Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:31
:d
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 06:34
It'd be better to kill the bastards responsible for trying to destroy little family owned stores across America with their huge Wal-Marts.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:35
It'd be better to kill the bastards responsible for trying to destroy little family owned stores across America with their huge Wal-Marts.
Yeah! That's the ticket! KILL them mothas for trying to force us to buy less expensive products!
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 06:38
Stupid little family stores.

They don't do jack shit for their customers and rip them off for years. Then when the threat of a Wal-Mart comes they discover "customer service."

Also, a lot of those little family stores were the same places that had signs saying "no-coloreds" and the rest, not so long ago. I'm glad they are getting their asses kicked.
Alexias
01-01-2005, 06:38
"You have strayed from the true doctrine, you have ridiculed the supreme being that is Wal-Mart. Your death shall be your reconciliation."

And with that said, Alexander opened fire on all those present with two Fully automatic Tech nines.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:39
Stupid little family stores.

They don't do jack shit for their customers and rip them off for years. Then when the threat of a Wal-Mart comes they discover "customer service."

Also, a lot of those little family stores were the same places that had signs saying "no-coloreds" and the rest, not so long ago. I'm glad they are getting their asses kicked.
Yeah! KILL them lil family mothas for trying to salvage their family stores!
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:40
"You have strayed from the true doctrine, you have ridiculed the supreme being that is Wal-Mart. Your death shall be your reconciliation."

And with that said, Alexander opened fire on all those present with two Fully automatic Tech nines.
Eutrusca brings his Stryker Company online and utterly erases Alexias and his Walmart commandos from this plane of existence! HA!
Tanara
01-01-2005, 06:41
LOL! Is there a fate worse than death by smiley face?
Alexias
01-01-2005, 06:43
But Alexander could not be killed by the weak and foolish mortals, despite there best efforts, as he was a servant of Wal-Mart, and his actions were mandated by the supreme entity. He was indestructible, protected by the great diety of one stop shopping and low low prices(wich go lower every day, might I add)

And so, Alexander continued to reign destruction and death on the heretics, who could do nothing to stop him, just as they could do nothing to stop Wal-Mart.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:43
LOL! Is there a fate worse than death by smiley face?
Possibly death by Stryker Company? :D
Kanabia
01-01-2005, 06:43
LOL! Is there a fate worse than death by smiley face?

Death by Fran Drescher.
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 06:44
Stupid little family stores.

They don't do jack shit for their customers and rip them off for years. Then when the threat of a Wal-Mart comes they discover "customer service."

Also, a lot of those little family stores were the same places that had signs saying "no-coloreds" and the rest, not so long ago. I'm glad they are getting their asses kicked.
Look, General, most of the stores are how these families made their money; they were their jobs. You simply don't understand that, do you? It's one thing for a Wal-Mart to be built where the community wants it. But I'm talking about where Wal-Mart is purposely going against the entire community and intends to build their store right where these stores were originally. And by the way, the segregation bit was complete nonsense; it's been forty years since the last of those signs were in existence, and most of the people who own these stores today are actually immigrants.
By the way, that comment was also really rich coming from the person who believes that gay rights should be ended completely.
And actually, I don't believe they should be killed; nay, they should be imprisoned for life.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-01-2005, 06:45
Death by being devoured by carnivorous fleas.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:45
But Alexander could not be killed by the weak and foolish mortals, despite there best efforts, as he was a servant of Wal-Mart, and his actions were mandated by the supreme entity. He was indestructible, protected by the great diety of one stop shopping and low low prices(wich go lower every day, might I add)

And so, Alexander continued to reign destruction and death on the heretics, who could do nothing to stop him, just as they could do nothing to stop Wal-Mart.
Alas! We must call in the ultimate warrior ... the protector of all that is holy ... the final combatant ... the Aanahld, the Govornator! Mwhahahahaha! :D
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 06:47
Death by being devoured by carnivorous fleas.
Hmmm. Slow, but effective. Ok, your wish has been granted. Give us a week to find enough carnivorous dogs so we can collect their carnivorous fleas, then report to the pound for processing! :D
Destro5000
01-01-2005, 06:49
Death by Fran Drescher.

Death by Richard Simmons. Or Michael Jackson.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-01-2005, 06:50
Death by sexual frustration(AKA blue balls).
Lunatic Goofballs
01-01-2005, 06:52
Hmmm. Slow, but effective. Ok, your wish has been granted. Give us a week to find enough carnivorous dogs so we can collect their carnivorous fleas, then report to the pound for processing! :D

I'm just getting warmed up!
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 06:53
Look, General, most of the stores are how these families made their money; they were their jobs. You simply don't understand that, do you? It's one thing for a Wal-Mart to be built where the community wants it. But I'm talking about where Wal-Mart is purposely going against the entire community and intends to build their store right where these stores were originally. And by the way, the segregation bit was complete nonsense; it's been forty years since the last of those signs were in existence, and most of the people who own these stores today are actually immigrants.
By the way, that comment was also really rich coming from the person who believes that gay rights should be ended completely.
And actually, I don't believe they should be killed; nay, they should be imprisoned for life.


It's called competition. That's how the economy works. M'Kay. Many communities are desperate for a Wal-Mart -except for the parasite local shop owners who leech off the comunity - because the average person does not want to pay eight dollars for a light bulb, and they enjoy having their prescription medicine at a fraction of the cost of the local rip off pharmancy.

Face it, if those little stores were so good, everyone would continue to shop there, and no-one would go to Wal-Mart. The fact that they are put out of business only goes to show that they are crap.

Also, many of those stores are not owned by immigrants. The bulk of family owned stores that Wal-Mart has destroyed is in the South East, which is exactly where the no-coloreds policy was in effect. Honestly, I get sick and tired of some git from Va, whining becuase the store his family owned for five generations was put out of business by WAL-MART. Tough shit.

And yes, many of these little stores are still owned by racists.

Also while you are at it, why are you singling out Wal-Mart? There is a plethora of other box stores that are just as bad.
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 06:54
Death by Fran Drescher.

I used to have erotic fantasies about Fran. :(
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 07:05
It's called competition. That's how the economy works. M'Kay. Many communities are desperate for a Wal-Mart -except for the parasite local shop owners who leech off the comunity - because the average person does not want to pay eight dollars for a light bulb, and they enjoy having their prescription medicine at a fraction of the cost of the local rip off pharmancy.

Face it, if those little stores were so good, everyone would continue to shop there, and no-one would go to Wal-Mart. The fact that they are put out of business only goes to show that they are crap.

Also, many of those stores are not owned by immigrants. The bulk of family owned stores that Wal-Mart has destroyed is in the South East, which is exactly where the no-coloreds policy was in effect. Honestly, I get sick and tired of some git from Va, whining becuase the store his family owned for five generations was put out of business by WAL-MART. Tough shit.

And yes, many of these little stores are still owned by racists.

Also while you are at it, why are you singling out Wal-Mart? There is a plethora of other box stores that are just as bad.

I'm singling out Wal-Mart because there have been several communites here in Colorado that have been destroyed by these incroaching Wal-Marts, all of which had family owned stores owned by immigrants who were making money the only way they could. The one Wal-Mart in one community destroyed 30 families' source of income. Maybe you see that as right. I don't.
Not to mention how badly Wal-Mart treats its employees; need we get into that? Frankly, I find debating with you on any subject a waste of time because you are an arrogant jackass who can't argue without insulting. I only return insults; I do not start them.
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 07:16
I'm singling out Wal-Mart because there have been several communites here in Colorado that have been destroyed by these incroaching Wal-Marts, all of which had family owned stores owned by immigrants who were making money the only way they could. The one Wal-Mart in one community destroyed 30 families' source of income. Maybe you see that as right. I don't.
Not to mention how badly Wal-Mart treats its employees; need we get into that? Frankly, I find debating with you on any subject a waste of time because you are an arrogant jackass who can't argue without insulting. I only return insults; I do not start them.

I have never insulted you. No once. You however, frequently use offensive terms like "jackass" to describe me.

Also, you are racist. To wit: "all of which had family owned stores owned by immigrants who were making money the only way they could."

Clearly, in your view, immigrants are only able to own shops to make a living. In your view, any other form of employment must be beyond them.

I may be a lot of things. But at least I am not a white supremacist.

Frankly, I am very close to reporting you for flaming.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 07:22
Frankly, I find debating with you on any subject a waste of time because you are an arrogant jackass who can't argue without insulting. I only return insults; I do not start them.
PIcaRDMPCia, dude ... you take yourself WAY too seriously for this Forum. I fear for your sanity if you continue on this current path. Loosen up a bit; it's ok, no one will tell yer Momma! :)
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 07:23
I have never insulted you. No once. You however, frequently use offensive terms like "jackass" to describe me.

Also, you are racist. To wit: "all of which had family owned stores owned by immigrants who were making money the only way they could."

Clearly, in your view, immigrants are only able to own shops to make a living. In your view, any other form of employment must be beyond them.

I may be a lot of things. But at least I am not a white supremacist.

Frankly, I am very close to reporting you for flaming.
You know, you have just crossed a very, very serious line with me. I absolutely abhor racism, and to call me a white supremacist...how dare you? HOW DARE YOU?! You know nothing about me; my mild insults are nothing compared to that grevious accusation. I take accusations like that very seriously, General, and my reaction to the is very, very bad for the person who uttered them. When I said they were making money the only way they could, I was saying that, at the time, it was their best option and one that supported their families, which, frankly, is sometimes hard to do for immigrants in Colorado because of bastards like Tom Tancredo. I am not saying that any other form of employment was beyond them at all; it was their only employment, and they were settled into it. It destroyed them because they were unable to find any other job. I'm stating from a news report, General; not from my own personal experience.
You call me a racist again and I will see to it that you are banned from these boards and NationStates altogether.
And one more thing: the very first time we debated, you kept demeaning me while I was trying to remain respectful. I no longer did that because of your flagrant bigotry regarding gays, and now I can assure you that you will find no respect from me whatsoever.
Tanara
01-01-2005, 07:23
Should I mention that the most basic reason that these small family stores charged more was NOT to gouge their customers. A small store can not buy in the bulk that WallyWorld can. Wally world can buy in a grosss enough bulk that no single store, or even a small chain can match.

So therefore small stores and chains are forced to charge more, to make any sort of liveable profit.

Gouge their customers, no - make a living yes. And mostly these small stores gave very good customer service - they knew their customers, lived closely among them, extended credit when they could ( and often when they couldn't ).

General LeMay - don't disgrace your namesake by speaking so thoughtlessly.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 07:27
Sigh. I'm afraid both LeMay and PIcaRDMPCia are going to get themselves banned with this sort of flamming. :(
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 07:31
Sigh. I'm afraid both LeMay and PIcaRDMPCia are going to get themselves banned with this sort of flamming. :(
Negative; I have for the most part refused to insult people; the General here has been the recipient of many insults from me due to his own levied at me, especially the comment of racism. I believe this will be backed up by many forum users.
I'm just in a bad mood, so I'm reacting more than I should.
Tanara
01-01-2005, 07:32
Please gentlemen, not on a night that is supposed to be the start of the new, and not when tragedy hangs over our planet, probably subconsciously affecting every one...

PIcaRDMPCia - he did not say that you were a white supremist, just that he wasn't. ( though I will grant that it could be read that way - why not be generous and assume the better of the two )

General - I have to disagree with your interpertation - I did not see his remark s racist and disagree with this:

In your view, any other form of employment must be beyond them. That doesn't seem to be his view.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 07:34
Negative; I have for the most part refused to insult people; the General here has been the recipient of many insults from me due to his own levied at me, especially the comment of racism. I believe this will be backed up by many forum users.
I'm just in a bad mood, so I'm reacting more than I should.
I suspect that's expecting the mods to make too fine a distinction. Chances are, especially with the mood THEY'RE in, they'll just say the hell with it and ban you both! :(
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 07:37
I suspect that's expecting the mods to make too fine a distinction. Chances are, especially with the mood THEY'RE in, they'll just say the hell with it and ban you both! :(
Perhaps. It would probably help if I apologized to the General, as I would not want to be banned for an anger reaction when I am normally quite the educated member on these boards; also, I don't want to lose my nation or the RPing capability, which is aiding my writing skills quite well.
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 07:41
Perhaps. It would probably help if I apologized to the General, as I would not want to be banned for an anger reaction when I am normally quite the educated member on these boards; also, I don't want to lose my nation or the RPing capability, which is aiding my writing skills quite well.
Kewl. Personally, I think it would be more kewl if you would both just say "sorry, I was out of line," and drop things back to a nice, acceptable roar, you know?? :)
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 07:46
Perhaps. It would probably help if I apologized to the General, as I would not want to be banned for an anger reaction when I am normally quite the educated member on these boards; also, I don't want to lose my nation or the RPing capability, which is aiding my writing skills quite well.

What insult have I ever directed at you? You on the other hand have called me "ignorant", "jackass" and "retard."

I on the other hand, simply point out that, in fact, you may be have an institutionally racist - or at least a condescending paternalistic P.O.V. viz- a- viz immigrants - weltanschauung, and you fly off the handle and start talking about banning people.

Really now. Can you not see how you statement about immigrants may be offensive. For all you know *I* may be an immigrant to the US and the implication that the best I can do is run a corner shop for *your* people is both patronizing and offensive

Apparently your definition of offensive is anyone who does not agree with you. If that is the case, go ahead and try and get me banned.

On the other hand, you could try and rebut my points about the fact that Wal-Mart is successful because it is better.

Edit: And I did not mean to offend you with the White supremacist comment. I was simply trying to illustrate that your attitude towards immigrants - or at least the way you phrase it - is unseemly. I apologize if that really upset you. (It is an internet forum however, so don't take anything too seriously).
Joesia
01-01-2005, 07:51
You know... while I tend to just lurk on the forums and not post, I have been watching the two of you (General, Picard) rather extensively... quite like a stalker.

And normally, I never take sides. I do usually agree with one person's point of view and the arguments they make in support of their pov...

But this time, I must say that I'm siding with Picard on this one. General, with all due respect, you've come off as the bigot, the conservative arse with a closed mind, et cetera infinitum... although I'm quite sure that this is completely not how you are (normally).

That having been said, I resume my usual position and slink back quietly into the shadows.
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 07:51
Should I mention that the most basic reason that these small family stores charged more was NOT to gouge their customers. A small store can not buy in the bulk that WallyWorld can. Wally world can buy in a grosss enough bulk that no single store, or even a small chain can match.

So therefore small stores and chains are forced to charge more, to make any sort of liveable profit.

Gouge their customers, no - make a living yes. And mostly these small stores gave very good customer service - they knew their customers, lived closely among them, extended credit when they could ( and often when they couldn't ).

General LeMay - don't disgrace your namesake by speaking so thoughtlessly.

Hmm, actually I have direct experiience with this in northern Maine. And pretty much they do gouge their customers. Especially the seniors. Then they usually use their position on the local county boards to block development of any other stores. CF. Right Aid Greenville Maine.

In any event, the reason Wal-Mart finds these markets so rich is that only they have the muscle to get in, usually after numerous other smaller stores have been closed out. I have no sympathy. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 07:51
What insult have I ever directed at you? You on the other hand have called me "ignorant", "jackass" and "retard."

I on the other hand, simply point out that, in fact, you may be have an institutionally racist - or at least a condescending paternalistic P.O.V. viz- a- viz immigrants - weltanschauung, and you fly off the handle and start talking about banning people.

Really now. Can you not see how you statement about immigrants may be offensive. For all you know *I* may be an immigrant to the US and the implication that the best I can do is run a corner shop for *your* people is both patronizing and offensive

Apparently your definition of offensive is anyone who does not agree with you. If that is the case, go ahead and try and get me banned.

On the other hand, you could try and rebut my points about the fact that Wal-Mart is successful because it is better.

Edit: And I did not mean to offend you with the White supremacist comment. I was simply trying to illustrate that your attitude towards immigrants - or at least the way you phrase it - is unseemly. I apologize if that really upset you. (It is an internet forum however, so don't take anything too seriously).
Well, General, I do have to admit that I take things seriously most of the time mainly because it's better to be serious and be wrong than to be sarcastic about something and be wrong, and I did find the idea very insulting.
However, I must say this: my definition of offensive is not that of someone who disagrees with me; if that was true you'd see me offended a lot more often. I was flying off the handle and it was an unnecessary threat, and I apologize for it.
Wal-Mart is not better. As Tanara points out: Should I mention that the most basic reason that these small family stores charged more was NOT to gouge their customers. A small store can not buy in the bulk that WallyWorld can. Wally world can buy in a grosss enough bulk that no single store, or even a small chain can match.

So therefore small stores and chains are forced to charge more, to make any sort of liveable profit.

Gouge their customers, no - make a living yes. And mostly these small stores gave very good customer service - they knew their customers, lived closely among them, extended credit when they could ( and often when they couldn't ).
And she's right; this has been true of every family owned store I've ever had experience with. Wal-Mart may be better in an economic sense, but I'm arguing from a morality standpoint.
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 07:59
And she's right; this has been true of every family owned store I've ever had experience with. Wal-Mart may be better in an economic sense, but I'm arguing from a morality standpoint.

Well I also have had plenty of experiences with family owned stores in a small rural town. And uniformly they were a bunch of gouging shitheads who preyed upon seniors who were reluctant because of their age to make long driving trips to get decent prices for prescriptions drugs &ct.

So frankly, fuck them. I hope one day a Wal-Mart comes and bankrupts the lot of them.
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 08:01
Well I also have had plenty of experiences with family owned stores in a small rural town. And uniformly they were a bunch of gouging shitheads who preyed upon seniors who were reluctant because of their age to make long driving trips to get decent prices for prescriptions drugs &ct.

So frankly, fuck them. I hope one day a Wal-Mart comes and bankrupts the lot of them.
Well, not all stores are like that; you can't make a judgement based on one small area alone. And before you accuse me of doing the same, I've been around this country of ours a few times thanks to moves; I've seen plenty of family owned stores and every single one was exactly as she described.
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 08:09
Well, not all stores are like that; you can't make a judgement based on one small area alone. And before you accuse me of doing the same, I've been around this country of ours a few times thanks to moves; I've seen plenty of family owned stores and every single one was exactly as she described.

I'm not. I have no sympathy for small retailers. Nor do I think we should prevent the introduction of the automobile to keep blacksmiths in business either.

Society evolves. That's life.
Kanabia
01-01-2005, 12:50
I used to have erotic fantasies about Fran. :(

Oh dear. Have you seen a doctor?
Gen Curtis E LeMay
01-01-2005, 12:55
Oh dear. Have you seen a doctor?


No, because they make me happy. :)
Pershikia
01-01-2005, 13:01
Ya!
Kroblexskij
01-01-2005, 13:07
Walmart, isnt that what jesus killed
Rotovia
01-01-2005, 14:22
Yeah! KILL them lil family mothas for trying to salvage their family stores!
Oh please, just because the people chargin $6 for milk* are a real family and not a faceless corporation doesn't make it right.






*Actual price charged at a local family owned store until it was bought out.
Superpower07
01-01-2005, 14:26
Oh yeah, Eutrusca?

"Cat forces huge smiley face to kill Wal-Mart manager and employees!"
Kill them all!
Alexias
01-01-2005, 15:08
And as the debate died down, Alexander emerged from the darkness, destroying the sinners in a most ghettofabulous manner.


Happy new year.
Saetans Army
01-01-2005, 16:03
Everyone seems to be making a mistake here. You all do not show the Wal-Mart proper respect. The name, said properly is "The" Wal-Mart. Failureto show said respect will result in The Wal-Mart's elite forces kidnaping you and taking you to the secret brainwashing facility in the lay-a-way section located in the back of The Wal-Mart nearest you.

The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart.

I love The Wal-Mart.
Superpower07
01-01-2005, 16:29
Yes, we must unallow these doubleplusungood ideas to come and make sevants (I mean customers) tripleplusungood
Tanara
01-01-2005, 19:34
General, I am sorry that you have had bad experiences with small stores in your area.

I'm in Texas, and have patronized small stores all over the state, in both cities and small towns, as has my rather large extended family. We've never had anything but positive experiences with family owned / small / local stores.

We have had bad experiences with Wallyworld.

Experiences colors if not creates our perceptions.

Not all evolution is good, and disapproving of WalMart is not asking the world to give up automobiles ( though the lessening of polution could only be a good thing.)
Eutrusca
01-01-2005, 19:39
Oh yeah, Eutrusca?

"Cat forces huge smiley face to kill Wal-Mart manager and employees!"
Kill them all!
ROFL! You nut! That's what some of our ... um ... more exuberant soldiers use to say in 'Nam ... "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!" Sigh.
Stabbatha
01-01-2005, 19:59
Wal-Mart goes into a community with alot of small businesses and no other large successful ones. They drop their prices to rock bottom rates so their competition goes out of business. They jack up the prices when the competition is gone.

This doesn't happen when there are other large businesses around them to compete but in areas with ONLY small shops, as they have done in the past, they wipe out everything around them then treat their own employees horribly. It's called "predator pricing" or something like that, I can't remember exactly.
Kimmieville
01-01-2005, 20:10
I used to have erotic fantasies about Fran. :(

did you have her gagged?
Alexias
02-01-2005, 01:00
Everyone seems to be making a mistake here. You all do not show the Wal-Mart proper respect. The name, said properly is "The" Wal-Mart. Failureto show said respect will result in The Wal-Mart's elite forces kidnaping you and taking you to the secret brainwashing facility in the lay-a-way section located in the back of The Wal-Mart nearest you.

The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart is great. One stop shopping. Great deals. Nothing is better than The Wal-Mart.

I love The Wal-Mart.


"You are a wise and profound soul.

You and I should work together, to cleanse the world of these heretics and non believers, to make the world a better place for all, under the glory of the one devine being that is Wal-Mart."

Alexander made a gesture that looked as though he was crossing himself, but if you looked closely, he was, instead of making a cross, making double U(W)


Actually, I think a cult of Wal-Mart worshippers would be a pretty cool idea for a role play. What do you think? Anyone interested?
Kahta
02-01-2005, 01:05
modalert: spam
Lubuckstan
03-01-2005, 00:26
Wal-Mart also has a tendancy to kill of other department stores... I miss Ames...
small businesses also have a tendancy to charge more...
primarily because it costs them more to aquire the merchandise, this also gets more extreme the further away from the cities you get, mostly due to transportation costs. Customer service tends to vary from store to store... seeing how their all independent and have no unified standards.
Alexias
03-01-2005, 03:33
modalert: spam


go away.


No one likes you and you were adopted.