Jesus vs. Tony Soprano
Drunk commies
31-12-2004, 19:49
Jesus
12 appostles
Magic powers
Hard to kill
Tony
3 made men including Paulie Wallnuts
More than willing to use violence to get what he wants
Managed to survive at least one attempt on his life
Jayastan
31-12-2004, 19:53
I think tony would win hands down if he could get over the guilt of killing jesus....
San Texario
31-12-2004, 19:54
Tony would win, because Jesus doesn't have any free hands, being on the cross and all. But then, if they both had their boys, definitly Team Jesus. Because Jesus definitly has more boys than Tony, they would just outnumber and own him. But one on one definitly Tony.
They would somehow manage to get accidently melded into Jesus Soprano or Tony Christ.
Drunk commies
31-12-2004, 20:02
They would somehow manage to get accidently melded into Jesus Soprano or Tony Christ.
Either one would be an excellent TV show. The episode where Jesus whacks out Judas would be a classic.
Either one would be an excellent TV show. The episode where Jesus whacks out Judas would be a classic.
Better send a fax to HBO....
Jayastan
31-12-2004, 20:03
Tony would win, because Jesus doesn't have any free hands, being on the cross and all. But then, if they both had their boys, definitly Team Jesus. Because Jesus definitly has more boys than Tony, they would just outnumber and own him. But one on one definitly Tony.
i dunno even outnumbered Tony's boys would kick the crap out of those skinny jews...
Greedy Pig
31-12-2004, 20:06
Jesus would win.. Keep in mind...
Jesus - Strong Built.. Was a Carpenter, probably can take on a normal man or two. Plus can walk on water and do magic powers. Heal people and raise the dead. (Invincible army of the living dead.)
Peter & James - Fisherman. Tough nuts, Peter was pretty good with a sword.
I think Jesus is like a Vampire. Can only be killed by cruxifiction.
The only thing get going for Tony is perhaps usage of firearms.
Prince Edouard Island
31-12-2004, 20:15
While discussing this issue with my minister of defence, we wondered if we were maybe asking the wrong question.
Vampirates are much more of a threat than either Mr. Soprano or Mr. Christ. They pillage, rape, AND suck your blood. They cannot be killed by guns (Tony) or that witch from Buffy the vampire slayer (who we believe could keep J.C.'s powers under control).
Vampirates are a threat to coastal and inshore nations. And they would kick everyone's butt. Why aren't they included in this poll?
Since Vampirates aren't an option, after much discussion, we have decided to place a 50,000,000 P bet on Jesus. We've seen him take on Santa Claus and he was a mean mo-fo.
Jayastan
31-12-2004, 20:19
While discussing this issue with my minister of defence, we wondered if we were maybe asking the wrong question.
Vampirates are much more of a threat than either Mr. Soprano or Mr. Christ. They pillage, rape, AND suck your blood. They cannot be killed by guns (Tony) or that witch from Buffy the vampire slayer (who we believe could keep J.C.'s powers under control).
Vampirates are a threat to coastal and inshore nations. And they would kick everyone's butt. Why aren't they included in this poll?
Since Vampirates aren't an option, after much discussion, we have decided to place a 50,000,000 P bet on Jesus. We've seen him take on Santa Claus and he was a mean mo-fo.
Ya you mess with the mob you mess with the whole family though, jesus would get taken out by a hindi car bomb..
Hands down Jesus, I mean, he had to have some sort of lightning power or something like that!
Besides, what if their fathers were involved, he he, that would be a fun fight.
Arribastan
31-12-2004, 20:47
Tony.
Jesus has that whole "Turn the other cheek" thing going.
Drunk commies
05-01-2005, 00:56
bump
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 01:05
Even if Tony Soprano beats Jesus the first time, Jesus will be back and ready to fight again. I think Jesus would win by attrition.
Belperia
05-01-2005, 01:09
Who's this Jesus guy? Someone from the Bethlehem outfit?
FutureExistence
05-01-2005, 01:11
Depends which Jesus we're talking about.
If it's Jesus in 1st century Palestine, then, since He and His disciples have no guns, He and the disciples would lose, except God made sure that Jesus survived to die on the cross, so Jesus wouldn't die.
If it's Jesus in His second coming, when He turns up, not as a frail man, but as God Himself, then Tony had better repent pretty quickly, because "it is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of the living God" (Hebrews 10:31).
Read the Book of Revelation, people; don't bet on the opposite side to Jesus Christ.
Ulrichland
05-01-2005, 01:12
Jesus
12 appostles
Magic powers
Hard to kill
VS.
Tony
3 made men including Paulie Wallnuts
More than willing to use violence to get what he wants
Managed to survive at least one attempt on his life
And the winner is:
Jesus (because Tony is a nice guy and let him win) ;)
Gauthier
05-01-2005, 01:28
Jesus would win by presence alone.
Name any self-respecting Italian Mob Boss who would even dare try to whack the Son of God himself.
ADK Mars
05-01-2005, 01:38
Well, since Jesus has a tank, he'd win...