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Poke holes in this Irrefutable Proof of Cod

Superpower07
31-12-2004, 16:31
I've eaten it before! :D
Gawdly
31-12-2004, 16:38
Coddammit, so have I!!
PIcaRDMPCia
31-12-2004, 16:39
I hate puns, so...http://users.pandora.be/xyzer/FPbert01.jpg
East Canuck
31-12-2004, 16:41
I've eaten it before! :D
You though you ate cod. In fact it was a highly mutated see bass.
You have never tasted Cod in your life, as Cod does not exisit. It's true, I've read it in these very forums.
Drunk commies
31-12-2004, 16:53
How do I know you have actually eaten cod? It's anecdotal evidence, and therefore not reliable. Unless you can provide me with hard evidence I am an afishist.
Superpower07
31-12-2004, 17:25
How do I know you have actually eaten cod? It's anecdotal evidence, and therefore not reliable. Unless you can provide me with hard evidence I am an afishist.
So do subscribe to the political philsophy of fishism?
Belperia
31-12-2004, 17:28
"Our Flounder, who art in Salmon. Minnow be thy name..."
Andaluciae
31-12-2004, 17:34
Aye, we need to organize a fully funded expedition to cruise off of Nova Scotia and try to catch cod, mainly by trolling. And once we're done catching we're gonna study our catches for ten years before we announce any findings. All the while being paid by various fishing organizations, and the US government in the form of large sums of money on checks.
Dogburg
31-12-2004, 17:37
I know Cod exists. Cod spoke to me in a dream.
Drunk commies
31-12-2004, 17:38
So do subscribe to the political philsophy of fishism?
The beleif in the existance of fish or fishes.
Andaluciae
31-12-2004, 17:39
So, whose up for my evil-mooching plan?
Chinkopodia
31-12-2004, 17:39
What is your evidence? As a staunch atheifish, I demand more evidence than just your word!
Kanabia
31-12-2004, 17:44
Yes, I won't believe it until the fish is slapped upon my face! :p
Chinkopodia
31-12-2004, 17:50
*slap!*

"ow!"
Willamena
31-12-2004, 17:51
You though you ate cod. In fact it was a highly mutated see bass.
You have never tasted Cod in your life, as Cod does not exisit. It's true, I've read it in these very forums.
Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on him.
Snub Nose 38
31-12-2004, 17:55
Cod the father, Cod the son, and Cod the Holy Mackeral...
Drunk commies
31-12-2004, 17:59
Cod the father, Cod the son, and Cod the Holy Mackeral...
Now, are those three separate fish or are they one?
Kroisistan
31-12-2004, 18:08
I've eaten it before! :D

Have you now? Maybe what you think is cod is actually chicken or something? I mean, how do the machines know what cod tastes like? Maybe... maybe they got it wrong. Maybe that's why everything tastes like chicken (or cod in your case).