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Same question for any other God/gods people want to mention.

I think Satan has an English accent... mainly because I'd be greatly, greatly disappointed if he didn't.

God I'm less sure of... maybe Irish or Scottish, or some form of American... oooh, wait, silly me. 't have to be Jamaican ^.^

Disclaimer: I'm an atheist, so I'm already going to various hells. So no need for flamage from all you religious folks.

He adopts the accent of the person he's speaking to.

He adopts the accent of the person he's speaking to.

Doesn't sound very effective.

He adopts the accent of the person he's speaking to.You mean he Adopts the Accent that would grate on the person he's speaking to... :D

Hmm...I'd think either upper-crust British or French would be most appropriate, though a Texan accent and a voice very similar to Bush's wouldn't surprise me either. I'm agnostic as well.

You mean he Adopts the Accent that would grate on the person he's speaking to... :D

Or maybe the accent most liked by the person he is talking to! to tempt them into sin!

i see him having a very deep texan accent. either that or a new orleans frencness which seems charming but you know he would betray you in a second.

Or maybe the accent most liked by the person he is talking to! to tempt them into sin!

I know it wouldn't take much tempting if he had an English accent.

Mmmmm si... I mean, Mmmmm English accents.

:p

I'm thinking he would have the accent of someone born in New England (say Connecticut), but who lived much of his life in Texas (say Crawford).

French.... or maybe southern accent... I can imagine this in a cartoon... Him singing. I wish I was in the land of Cotton... HAHAHA

Wait. I have the answer. In NJ we have a legend of a creature called, get this, the NJ Devil. So, the devil must have a NJ accent.

he'd prolly sound south african. Its the worlds most diabolical accent.

he'd prolly sound south african. Its the worlds most diabolical accent.
South African is basically a combination of British and Dutch, I believe, as is the language Afrikkans.

Spanish

Alabaman. Doze folks ain't from round here, so they ain't real Al-abamans.

I say that Satan should have one of these accents.

English
South American (the swarthy latin accent)
American from the south (but not the hillbilly, but the richer, Aih do declayre, accent)
Russian
German

Ok, I can clear this up. My Commander in Chief, Saetan, usually goes with the Sean Correry type scottish accent. I think he thinks it makes him sound cool or something. However, when the need arises, or he gets really pissed, he likes to adopt a british accent, and uses archaic words(thee, thou, thine, etc.). He says it sound more diabolical. You should hear him do his silence of the lambs impression. "Hello, Clarice." Very creepy, sends chills down your spine.

Stop making Satan out to be a pussy.

Everyone knows that talking is for suckers, and Satan uses all the terrible B-movie actors in hell to deliver speeches for him. If they don't deliver a good work, they get their shit ruined.

I'd say russian or texan just because texan is Manly :)

Ok, I can clear this up. My Commander in Chief, Saetan, usually goes with the Sean Correry type scottish accent. I think he thinks it makes him sound cool or something. However, when the need arises, or he gets really pissed, he likes to adopt a british accent, and uses archaic words(thee, thou, thine, etc.). He says it sound more diabolical. You should hear him do his silence of the lambs impression. "Hello, Clarice." Very creepy, sends chills down your spine.

Awwww... no fair. I wanna meet Satan. *pouts*

Although... if I'd have to make him pissed to hear him with a British accent... hrmmmm...

What I need! Is a decoy.

I have to agree with South African. He's a virry hippy guy. :D

Why would Satan have a voice in the first place?

oh no Satan sounds like Christopher Walken.... that utterly odd cadence...

He sounds like Dick Cheney!

You know, Walken does have that scary, creepy, evil way of talking. I may have to make a recommendation to Him...

And maybe I'll have him visit the board one day...

:rolleyes: if christopher walken and jack nicholson had a baby i would imagine he'd sound an awful lot like beelzebub

I think Satan has an English accent... mainly because I'd be greatly, greatly disappointed if he didn't.
I would absolutely love it if He not only had an English accent, but it was a West Country accent. Imagine selling your soul to him, him laughing like a country bumpkin and damning you for all eternity with the following words:

PREPARE TO MIT THOY FEET.

Yep, I'd love that.

Surely the original Satan would have a Hebrew accent, since he was first "discovered"/"invented" by Moses and chums. Whatever a Hebrew accent sounds like.

I would absolutely love it if He not only had an English accent, but it was a West Country accent. Imagine selling your soul to him, him laughing like a country bumpkin and damning you for all eternity with the following words:

PREPARE TO MIT THOY FEET.

Yep, I'd love that.

HEE! *goes off into many and varied gales of laughter*

Ahhhh... that'd be the best.

*laughs* Satan sounding like a little jewish Yenta, now that is funny!

You know what would sound funny? A Cockney and/or Scottish accent with lots of random pauses a la Shatner.

Or maybe if Satan had a Yiddish sound, kind of like Mel Brooks...

Hang on, I have to wonder what type of English accent he would have if it were an English one...

is it the "Cor blimey!!! Hell? Dat's a par o' Inglind, innit?

Or the "Charmed, but I do believe the antichrist hails from Londonderry, myself." type?

Or somewhere inbetween?

The first one.

You know what would be really devilish? If Satan spoke like Jar Jar Binks--semi-Jamaican, all annoying.

oh no that would be nightmarish, "Mesa sended you to flamy pit nows"

The first one.

You know what would be really devilish? If Satan spoke like Jar Jar Binks--semi-Jamaican, all annoying.

Oh shit. :eek:

I think you've got it. :p

oh no that would be nightmarish, "Mesa sended you to flamy pit nows"

NOOOOOOOOOOES!!!! lol :)

He sounds like James Earl Jones, so, American.
As an Amnerican I can emphatically say he has either no accent, or maybe a Southern drawl as in The Devil and Daniel Webster. I'm sure he adapts though...

I wouldn't put him in the same category as the Bushies though, as he performs a useful function, like a hyena. Whereas they do not.

Same question for any other God/gods people want to mention.

I think Satan has an English accent... mainly because I'd be greatly, greatly disappointed if he didn't.

God I'm less sure of... maybe Irish or Scottish, or some form of American... oooh, wait, silly me. 't have to be Jamaican ^.^

Disclaimer: I'm an atheist, so I'm already going to various hells. So no need for flamage from all you religious folks.
Bostonian, without a doubt! :D

:rolleyes: if christopher walken and jack nicholson had a baby i would imagine he'd sound an awful lot like beelzebub
No, if Fran Drescher and Elmer Fudd had a baby it would sound like Beelzebub.

No, if Fran Drescher and Elmer Fudd had a baby it would sound like Beelzebub.

Oh no, that's even worse than Jar Jar Satan. "Ahahahahahahahauhuhuhuuhhuh" :(

Yeeesh...

"You'll be gowin in da fwame pit for some west and wewaxation...HU-HU-HU-HU-HAHAHAHAHA..."

Yeeesh...

"You'll be gowin in da fwame pit for some west and wewaxation...HU-HU-HU-HU-HAHAHAHAHA..."

:eek: Make the bad man stop!!!!!

Yeeesh...

"You'll be gowin in da fwame pit for some west and wewaxation...HU-HU-HU-HU-HAHAHAHAHA..."
Combined with a high pitched nasal whine of course.

Combined with a high pitched nasal whine of course.
Of course. As well as a diabolically deep bellow.

Jeez, how does THAT work?!

I don't know, but i'm gonna try real hard not to go to hell now. :eek:

Of course. As well as a diabolically deep bellow.

Jeez, how does THAT work?!
Satan has magical powers to terrorize us mortals.

Fran Drecher sounds like a donkey on crack *shudders*

another cool accent for the Dark Lord is like Steve Irwins "I am going to stick a pitchfork in your cloaca"

On a similar note, what if Darth Vader talked like Fran Drescher or Elmer Fudd? Would his underlings still cower in fear?

On a similar note, what if Darth Vader talked like Fran Drescher or Elmer Fudd? Would his underlings still cower in fear?
In fear of him delivering a long monologue.

Definitely French.

BOW, FOR I HAVE COME. THOU ART PERMITTED TO GAZE UPON THE TERRIFYING CAPS SPEECH OF THE LORD OF THE GRAVE, THE MASTER OF HELL, THE EPITOME OF EVIL.

Ok, now that thats over with.

Sup, dog. Wazzup in dis biatch. Y'all, want some evil schiznit, I got da shit right hea. Dem honky bitches thin kin I some jive bitch english motha AAAAAHHHH!!!

Sorry, some urban artist got hold of my keyboard. He now knows the mistake of crossing me. To end the confusion, I have no accent. Only when I adress the TORMENTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!! Ahem, excuse me... However, when adressing my minions, I prefer the more subtly evil accent of the Hannibal Lecter type. Although I have found that the Jack Nicholson insane The Shining voice is also effective.

Thank you for taking the time to read my post, and I hope to see you soon. All of you. Very, very soon. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BOW, FOR I HAVE COME. THOU ART PERMITTED TO GAZE UPON THE TERRIFYING CAPS SPEECH OF THE LORD OF THE GRAVE, THE MASTER OF HELL, THE EPITOME OF EVIL.

Ok, now that thats over with.

Sup, dog. Wazzup in dis biatch. Y'all, want some evil schiznit, I got da shit right hea. Dem honky bitches thin kin I some jive bitch english motha AAAAAHHHH!!!

Sorry, some urban artist got hold of my keyboard. He now knows the mistake of crossing me. To end the confusion, I have no accent. Only when I adress the TORMENTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!! Ahem, excuse me... However, when adressing my minions, I prefer the more subtly evil accent of the Hannibal Lecter type. Although I have found that the Jack Nicholson insane The Shining voice is also effective.

Thank you for taking the time to read my post, and I hope to see you soon. All of you. Very, very soon. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hail Satan!

BOW, FOR I HAVE COME. THOU ART PERMITTED TO GAZE UPON THE TERRIFYING CAPS SPEECH OF THE LORD OF THE GRAVE, THE MASTER OF HELL, THE EPITOME OF EVIL.

Ok, now that thats over with.

Sup, dog. Wazzup in dis biatch. Y'all, want some evil schiznit, I got da shit right hea. Dem honky bitches thin kin I some jive bitch english motha AAAAAHHHH!!!

Sorry, some urban artist got hold of my keyboard. He now knows the mistake of crossing me. To end the confusion, I have no accent. Only when I adress the TORMENTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!! Ahem, excuse me... However, when adressing my minions, I prefer the more subtly evil accent of the Hannibal Lecter type. Although I have found that the Jack Nicholson insane The Shining voice is also effective.

Thank you for taking the time to read my post, and I hope to see you soon. All of you. Very, very soon. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What, may I ask, is with that extra 'e'. It looks silly.

Sup, dog. Wazzup in dis biatch. Y'all, want some evil schiznit, I got da shit right hea. Dem honky bitches thin kin I some jive bitch english motha AAAAAHHHH!!!

*Cries*

*sniff*

So...It must be Jar Jar Binks plus Jack Nicholson, plus Fran Drescher, Plus Elmer Fudd, plus wannabe-Ghetto-boyee?

Oh no. Oh sweet Jesus NO!!! :(

(As for Vader, no. His voice is bearable. And even kinda cool. So no, unfortunately.)

What about all of those plus Jabba the Hutt? Just adds a general slimy quality to the way his voice sounds...yeeesh...

But Jabba is too slimy. Satan has to be debonair, not a sleazeball.

Do not nitpick Saetan, He does not like that.

As to the 'e' it is the way His name was spelled befor ethe human tongue corrupted it(damn human languages). It is how I am still known to the Seraphim and Cherubim, and all other rankings of the Angels.

Plus I think it looks cool.

Well, if he likes spelling his name that way, I suppose he's got the last say in it.

But just for kicks, I'll just refer to him as "Lucy," short for Lucifer.

no no no his name is Memnoch :P

A English Accent and hope satan looks hot too cause I am an athiest to and I need something to look at.

Well, if he likes spelling his name that way, I suppose he's got the last say in it.

But just for kicks, I'll just refer to him as "Lucy," short for Lucifer.


A pet name? For me? That is so sweet!

<cough> Ahem <clears throat> I mean, INFIDEL!!! How dare you call me that(in public)! Thou shalt burn in the unholy flames of My wrath!

A English Accent and hope satan looks hot too cause I am an athiest to and I need something to look at.
Ever see that cheesy movie where Elizabeth Hurley plays satan?

Yep and I hope satan looks just like her.

Do not nitpick Saetan, He does not like that.

As to the 'e' it is the way His name was spelled befor ethe human tongue corrupted it(damn human languages). It is how I am still known to the Seraphim and Cherubim, and all other rankings of the Angels.

Plus I think it looks cool.

Pssssh. if he has no English accent, I couldn't give a toss whether he likes being nit-pick-ed.

I am unimpressed. Unimpressed and unaroused.

Whoa... wayyyy too late... sleep-deprivation leading to drunken-like actions... *leaves thread*

What, may I ask, is with that extra 'e'. It looks silly.

'tis how you spell Satan in ye olde worlde speech. <<< extra 'e's there too.

On Satan's accent, it would be that of a dirty Chav. "Naaaa, yo. Yuz all are goint oo 'ell now, yo. You fawt yoh could mess miv dis G dint yoh, yoh quweer. Nah yer gonna burn" *awkward collective laugh*

God and satan both speak with finnsh accent: you cant understand a word of it, but it sounds like they knew what theyry speaking.

Same question for any other God/gods people want to mention.

I think Satan has an English accent... mainly because I'd be greatly, greatly disappointed if he didn't.

God I'm less sure of... maybe Irish or Scottish, or some form of American... oooh, wait, silly me. 't have to be Jamaican ^.^

Disclaimer: I'm an atheist, so I'm already going to various hells. So no need for flamage from all you religious folks.
French accent, to go along with his bad oder.

Geordie.

Any brit could tell you why.

Geordie.

Any brit could tell you why.

No no. God has a Geordie accent. It's a great accent. Tough to have a conversation with, but it's a great accent. The worse accents are those of Chavs and Scousers, so Satan's accent is a Scouse Chav.

Well, obviously, Satan must have an English accent - because he is supposed to be seductive, incredibly witty and charming, with an 'evil' air, and a dark, yet incredibly magnetic, personality.

God, of course, must have a 'Jewish' accent... I see him as a kind of older Woody Allen...

What accent do I have?

Well, it's pretty non-distinct to English people. I grew up in Manchester but people tell me I don't have a Mancunian accent. Southerners tell me I sound "slightly Northern" and that's as specific as it gets.

To everyone else: Distinctly English.

Well, obviously, Satan must have an English accent - because he is supposed to be seductive, incredibly witty and charming, with an 'evil' air, and a dark, yet incredibly magnetic, personality.

Well, in that case, perhaps Satan should have a Transylvanian accent?

Well, in that case, perhaps Satan should have a Transylvanian accent?

No, he's right. I have an English accent.

No, he's right. I have an English accent.

As do I, obviously! :)

Well, obviously, Satan must have an English accent - because he is supposed to be seductive, incredibly witty and charming, with an 'evil' air, and a dark, yet incredibly magnetic, personality.

God, of course, must have a 'Jewish' accent... I see him as a kind of older Woody Allen...
:fluffle:s for Grave! Not only do you agree with me about English accents and Satan, you also answerered for God! *happyhappy dance*

What accent do I have?

Well, it's pretty non-distinct to English people. I grew up in Manchester but people tell me I don't have a Mancunian accent. Southerners tell me I sound "slightly Northern" and that's as specific as it gets.

To everyone else: Distinctly English.

Can I have your hellspawn? Please? With sugar and candy and sulphur on? I promise not to interrupt your corruption of mankind... for very long, anyway. :fluffle:?

:fluffle:s for Grave! Not only do you agree with me about English accents and Satan, you also answerered for God! *happyhappy dance*

Can I have your hellspawn? Please? With sugar and candy and sulphur on? I promise not to interrupt your corruption of mankind... for very long, anyway. :fluffle:?

Actually - I may have cheated, just a little, on the Satan front...

I may have merely listed what I consider to be my OWN best qualities, instead... well, it's an easy mistake to make.

But I'm... er, "he", is still English, of course. :)

Can I have your hellspawn? Please? With sugar and candy and sulphur on? I promise not to interrupt your corruption of mankind... for very long, anyway. :fluffle:?

Yeah, sure, why not?

These days I care little for taking over the world and corrupting mankind, and I let my subordinates unleash punishments on the Hell-inhabitants. Most days, I just lie in my bed, wondering if I really have a place in the world anymore now that I am no longer needed to create evil.

I bet you anything that Satan speaks Valley

Actually - I may have cheated, just a little, on the Satan front...

I may have merely listed what I consider to be my OWN best qualities, instead... well, it's an easy mistake to make.

But I'm... er, "he", is still English, of course. :)

Quiet you. I have enough frustration here without adding English Grave-n-idle fantasies to the the list. >.<

Mmmmm English ^.^

Yeah, sure, why not?

These days I care little for taking over the world and corrupting mankind, and I let my subordinates unleash punishments on the Hell-inhabitants. Most days, I just lie in my bed, wondering if I really have a place in the world anymore now that I am no longer needed to create evil.

Yay! Happy spawn-carrying dance!

Actually, I must admit being less interested in the spawn and more interested in the :fluffle:

Especially if you're lying on the bed being bored anyway ^.^

Tsk... that's two guys I want to :fluffle: in one thread... how appalling. I obviously need to get out more... or maybe not...

:p

Quiet you. I have enough frustration here without adding English Grave-n-idle fantasies to the the list. >.<

Mmmmm English ^.^

Surely you aren't implying that you DIDN'T already know I am English?

Oh - maybe you didn't already know I was witty, charming, wry and satirical... and impeccably well-dressed...

Or did you just not know that I was evil?

Now I'm confused... :)

Yay! Happy spawn-carrying dance!

Actually, I must admit being less interested in the spawn and more interested in the :fluffle:

Especially if you're lying on the bed being bored anyway ^.^

Tsk... that's two guys I want to :fluffle: in one thread... how appalling. I obviously need to get out more... or maybe not...

:p

Surely you need to STAY IN more... you're just 'in' the wrong 'in'? :)

Satan either has a French accent, or he speaks like his alter-ego Satin. With the stereotyped gay high voice, wrist swivel, (it's loud from Satin) and noticable lisp. Either way though he loves sequins. Go figure eh?

Surely you aren't implying that you DIDN'T already know I am English?

Oh - maybe you didn't already know I was witty, charming, wry and satirical... and impeccably well-dressed...

Or did you just not know that I was evil?

Now I'm confused... :)

I believe I knew most of that... barring perhaps the impeccably well-dressed part, which I had merely assumed...

But I'd managed to avoid thinking about it all, since you're in some crazy far off land where I am not, and thinking about it all just makes me want to throttle Australian guys for *not* reminding me of Satan.

:D

Surely you need to STAY IN more... you're just 'in' the wrong 'in'? :)

That would be *so* much more effectively dirty if I were a guy

^.^

And ahhhh! Must stop thinking dirty thoughts! *flails* *runs away*

...and join us next week on, "Days of Our Poor-Excuses-For-Lives"...

That would be *so* much more effectively dirty if I were a guy

^.^

And ahhhh! Must stop thinking dirty thoughts! *flails* *runs away*

I hadn't even thought of that.

Shaed, you are terrible. You are a wicked girl, and must be punished.

Lots.

Bad girl! Go to my room!

...and join us next week on, "Days of Our Poor-Excuses-For-Lives"...

With your host <insert witty pun or joke name>!

I believe I knew most of that... barring perhaps the impeccably well-dressed part, which I had merely assumed...

But I'd managed to avoid thinking about it all, since you're in some crazy far off land where I am not, and thinking about it all just makes me want to throttle Australian guys for *not* reminding me of Satan.

:D

Poor Australian guys, with their not-English accents...

So, Santa didn't bring you Air Tickets this year, then? :)

I hadn't even thought of that.

Shaed, you are terrible. You are a wicked girl, and must be punished.

Lots.

Bad girl! Go to my room!

Tee hee ^.^ So very daft

And ahem, I think we're killing my thread. All the Satan worshippers will be scared away... not realising that lust is a sin, and so this fits in perfectly after all! Mwahaha!

Poor Australian guys, with their not-English accents...

So, Santa didn't bring you Air Tickets this year, then? :)

No. 'Cause he's a big jerk. I like Satan better.

Tee hee ^.^ So very daft

And ahem, I think we're killing my thread. All the Satan worshippers will be scared away... not realising that lust is a sin, and so this fits in perfectly after all! Mwahaha!

Wouldn't that be kind of crazy? Satan worshippers running from the thread with satan in it?

(Allegedly).. :)

Wouldn't that be kind of crazy? Satan worshippers running from the thread with satan in it?

(Allegedly).. :)

Well, they'd be all "Oh noes! :fluffle:ing is going on! We must flee before our eyes burn out"

Not that that'd just be the Satanists. All the groucy old men around here would probably do the same :p

Please tell me that SOMEONE remembers a little movie by the name of DEVILS ADVOCATE, with Al Pacino.

If satan isn't itallian, I don't think he exists.

Well, they'd be all "Oh noes! :fluffle:ing is going on! We must flee before our eyes burn out"

Not that that'd just be the Satanists. All the groucy old men around here would probably do the same :p

You'd have thought spontaneous acts of :fluffle:ing where exactly what satanists would be looking for, though... I would have thought...

Amateurs. :)

Please tell me that SOMEONE remembers a little movie by the name of DEVILS ADVOCATE, with Al Pacino.

If satan isn't itallian, I don't think he exists.

I have been trying to forget that particular effort... :(

No no. God has a Geordie accent. It's a great accent. Tough to have a conversation with, but it's a great accent. The worse accents are those of Chavs and Scousers, so Satan's accent is a Scouse Chav.

I'm a former scouser, so Please don't give me that twaddle :mad:

Heh, when I saw you guys say Satan has a Geordie accent I thought you meant Geordie La Forge, from ST: TNG. Shows what I know about the different kinds of British accents. Seriously though; you're a island the size of Ohio. How do you manage twenty different accents?

Heh, when I saw you guys say Satan has a Geordie accent I thought you meant Geordie La Forge, from ST: TNG. Shows what I know about the different kinds of British accents. Seriously though; you're a island the size of Ohio. How do you manage twenty different accents?

One word: bulk

He probably sounds a lot like Legato from Trigun, or maybe the Architect from The Matrix.

Assuming both "God" and "Satan" to exist,

God: Jamaican or Arab
Satan: German

He probably sounds a lot like Legato from Trigun, or maybe the Architect from The Matrix.
The Architect is a representatiion of God in the Matrix, The Merovingian is the Satan figure

Heh, when I saw you guys say Satan has a Geordie accent I thought you meant Geordie La Forge, from ST: TNG. Shows what I know about the different kinds of British accents. Seriously though; you're a island the size of Ohio. How do you manage twenty different accents?

Because, while the UK would fit inside any one of the four biggest US states, it also has about a quarter of the population of the entire US - more than 60 million people, in an area maybe the size of Georgia.

I'm thinking he would have the accent of someone born in New England (say Connecticut).....

Hey, I'm from Connecticut!

Anywho...I would say Satan has no accent-Unless you consider 'Ross Perot' an accent.

Well, they'd be all "Oh noes! :fluffle:ing is going on! We must flee before our eyes burn out"

Not that that'd just be the Satanists. All the groucy old men around here would probably do the same :p
Bah. Humbug.

~goes to chase delinquents off of his lawn~

If Satan ever speaks to me, I hope he sounds like either Christopher Lee, or Uncle Jesse from "Full House".

The Architect is a representatiion of God in the Matrix, The Merovingian is the Satan figure

Now that's a good point. I didn't think of it that way, though now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense.

Now that's a good point. I didn't think of it that way, though now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense.

The Architect can't be God - he is the 'King' of the world, which would make HIM satan, in this piece.

Also, it is he that offers Neo the 'fruit', if you will - it is he that lies to him.

If the Matrix actually has a 'god' figure, it would be the Machine (Deus Ex Machina), since that is who receives Neo when he 'dies for the sins' of the Matrix.

Also makes sense in terms of Gabriel, for example - and the Oracle - who are both 'Angels' in the Matrix, and are entirely machine-artifacts.

Hmm...I'd think either upper-crust British or French would be most appropriate, though a Texan accent and a voice very similar to Bush's wouldn't surprise me either. I'm agnostic as well.


The Joker accent.

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Jamaican.

Hell=Limbo

Limbo=Fun, but Jamaican

:3

Southern. I honestly believe, that if Christianity is correct, that Bush is the anti-Christ. Which isn't exactly Satan, but close enough.
I bet you ANYTHING God has this awesome NY mobster sounding accent. :cool:

Jamaican.

Hell=Limbo

Limbo=Fun, but Jamaican

:3
Satan be nimble, Satan be quick, Satan impale me on da limbo stick...

French ...

Gotta be French ...

( And you know you want it to be true ;) )

Now that's a good point. I didn't think of it that way, though now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense.

And the Oracle whom the Architect calls his counterpart is the Mother Goddess, the Female Aspect to Diety, all the characters are Jungian Archetypes...its a real neat puzzle to find out whom is what

Bah. Humbug.

~goes to chase delinquents off of his lawn~

And a Happy Bah Humbug to you too ^.^

I think Satan would have an Aussie accent:
"Well, bonza me old cobber, but I'm gonna be having ta ram this red-'ot poker thingy right up your jacksy! Fair Dinkum it's gonna hurt more than sitting in a British pub, drinkin' a can of warm Tooheys and watching the Poms win the Ashes back!"

I think Satan would have an Aussie accent:
"Well, bonza me old cobber, but I'm gonna be having ta ram this red-'ot poker thingy right up your jacksy! Fair Dinkum it's gonna hurt more than sitting in a British pub, drinkin' a can of warm Tooheys and watching the Poms win the Ashes back!"

O.O

I think I'm glad I avoid society if that's what my fellow Australians sound like.

*shudders*

If the sound of Steve Irwin's voice wasn't quite up to "annoying" before...

If the sound of Steve Irwin's voice wasn't quite up to "annoying" before...
Strewth! Irwin might be Satan!
Hmmm...or maybe his 'son'. He's not called Damian is he? Anyone been close enough to check for a '666' tattoo on his head?

Strewth! Irwin might be Satan!
Hmmm...or maybe his 'son'. He's not called Damian is he? Anyone been close enough to check for a '666' tattoo on his head?
Don't look at me; ask the crocodiles...

Well, I think Satan's used to speaking in Glossolalia, but in order to communicated with us humans, he also speaks Latin. Of course, no one speaks Latin, so my guess is that the devil either has some human tutors for various languages, or just stands around all day making ominous sounding pronouncements that none of the dammned can acctually understand.

Except for the popes, of course.

German...

~remembers hearing Robin Williams shout in mock German~

~imagines that voice coming from Beelzebub~

~bursts out laughing~

I think Satan would have an Aussie accent:
"Well, bonza me old cobber, but I'm gonna be having ta ram this red-'ot poker thingy right up your jacksy! Fair Dinkum it's gonna hurt more than sitting in a British pub, drinkin' a can of warm Tooheys and watching the Poms win the Ashes back!"
I have an irresistible urge to destroy my country now. Thanks. :(

It'd probably be worse if most of us actually did talk like that though. lol