NationStates Jolt Archive

Since the world is going to hell as it is, I propose a new one world government under one world Emperor, namely me. From hereon, you shall refer to me as "My Lord." I'll have to change my name from Phil to something more Imperial... like "Darth Maximus," or "Miles Long," or "Firebert."

Anyone who wishes to be given a feudal title and a fiefdom may certainly request it here.

:sniper: I have Betrayed you and run off with your queen :fluffle: . you are a powerless serf who works my lands now :headbang: !

damn. why does that always happen to me?

"Firebert."
It isn't a very good commando name.

It isn't a very good commando name.
:p

Firebird, you stay here and think up a better commando name.