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This is fun.

Galliam
30-12-2004, 21:47
Dude, I know what you're thinking... It's Galliam, this has to be spam right? WRONG! this is an actual post (much like my Ballpoint vs. Quills discussion)
Oh well, they aren't going to deat this one because I'm expressing my views of an activity that I fully support... Are you ready for this?
:)
I LOVE CLUBBING BABY SEALS!
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 21:48
Nothing wrong with it as long as they aren't endangered. Club away.
Southern Gonk
30-12-2004, 21:49
I understand that this is your point of view and something you enjoy, but to be quite honest, this activity sickenss me. What sort of plesaure do you get from clubbing baby seals?
Burcemias Cousin
30-12-2004, 21:49
God bless Newgrounds.
Galliam
30-12-2004, 21:50
Nothing wrong with it as long as they aren't endangered. Club away.

Totaklly what I've been saying! Everybodies always bitchin at me and then I take em seal Clubbin and you know what? They LIKE it! :)

Hooray!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Galliam/club.jpg
Suicidal Librarians
30-12-2004, 21:52
Baby seals are too cute to get wacked over the head and killed. SAVE THE BABY SEALS!
Galliam
30-12-2004, 21:53
I understand that this is your point of view and something you enjoy, but to be quite honest, this activity sickenss me. What sort of plesaure do you get from clubbing baby seals?

Sometimes I kinda get horny watching the blood splatter on the ground. Call it bloodlust, but It's hella fun!
Galliam
30-12-2004, 21:54
Baby seals are too cute to get wacked over the head and killed. SAVE THE BABY SEALS!

Hey Cutie, what'ya mean they'er too cute? Would you prefer I club adult seals?
Their fur sucks! I wanna badass coat here. :)
Southern Gonk
30-12-2004, 21:54
Sometimes I kinda get horny watching the blood splatter on the ground. Call it bloodlust, but It's hella fun!

But wheres the sport? I can understand fishing, as the fish puts up a fight, with shooting, its all about stalking, rangefinding and patience, but where is the sport in smashing a seals skull in?
Los Banditos
30-12-2004, 21:55
PETA "Save the cute, furry animals but not the other ones!" would hate you. I support your actions.
Inarticulate
30-12-2004, 21:55
Way up North where the air gets cold
People up there ain't got much gold
Only way to make a livin'
Is killin the baby seal!

One day walkin on the tundra
Saw a baby lyin there
Walked right up and kicked his head in
Left the body took the hair!
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 21:56
But wheres the sport? I can understand fishing, as the fish puts up a fight, with shooting, its all about stalking, rangefinding and patience, but where is the sport in smashing a seals skull in?
Not everything is a competition. Clubbing small animals is just plain fun. Like watching a good movie, but you get to burn off calories and get some fresh air.
Suicidal Librarians
30-12-2004, 21:56
Hey Cutie, what'ya mean they'er too cute? Would you prefer I club adult seals?
Their fur sucks! I wanna badass coat here. :)

:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]
Galliam
30-12-2004, 21:58
Way up North where the air gets cold
People up there ain't got much gold
Only way to make a livin'
Is killin the baby seal!

One day walkin on the tundra
Saw a baby lyin there
Walked right up and kicked his head in
Left the body took the hair!


I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:
Superpower07
30-12-2004, 21:59
You're sick, Gailliam
Inarticulate
30-12-2004, 22:00
I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:
Well I took one to a club, does that count?
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 22:00
I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:
No seals in my vicinity.
Southern Gonk
30-12-2004, 22:00
Not everything is a competition. Clubbing small animals is just plain fun. Like watching a good movie, but you get to burn off calories and get some fresh air.

Shooting and fishing aren't compotition. There doesn't need to be two teams for an activity to be called a sport, there just has to be some degree of skill, or thats how i see it. Any prick can smash up a seal.
Galliam
30-12-2004, 22:01
:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]

NO WAY! Rabbits are awesome!
Suicidal Librarians
30-12-2004, 22:02
But unlike baby seals, there are plenty of them to go around!
Southern Gonk
30-12-2004, 22:02
NO WAY! Rabbits are awesome!

I always shoot rabbits. Good sport.
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 22:05
Shooting and fishing aren't compotition. There doesn't need to be two teams for an activity to be called a sport, there just has to be some degree of skill, or thats how i see it. Any prick can smash up a seal.
Yeah, and any prick can post on NS forums. It doesn't make it any less fun.
Galliam
30-12-2004, 22:06
I always shoot rabbits. Good sport.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Galliam/club.jpg:sniper:
Southern Gonk
30-12-2004, 22:07
Yeah, and any prick can post on NS forums. It doesn't make it any less fun.

there must be some sort of sensation after killing a seal, like there is when i shoot a bird, or mammal, its just i don't think its a very humane way to kill something./
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 22:11
there must be some sort of sensation after killing a seal, like there is when i shoot a bird, or mammal, its just i don't think its a very humane way to kill something./
That's the point. You can see it writhing in pain as you repeatedly bash it.
Los Banditos
30-12-2004, 22:13
That's the point. You can see it writhing in pain as you repeatedly bash it.
And see the reaction given by its family members. Nothing makes me feel good like seeing a seal cry over its dead child.
Drunk commies
30-12-2004, 22:22
And see the reaction given by its family members. Nothing makes me feel good like seeing a seal cry over its dead child.
Dead SKINLESS child.
Saetans Army
30-12-2004, 22:52
:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]

Something there are too many of?? Like Humans?? Now that would be sweet! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :headbang:
Suicidal Librarians
31-12-2004, 00:56
It would be....creative....I guess.......