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Dude, I know what you're thinking... It's Galliam, this has to be spam right? WRONG! this is an actual post (much like my Ballpoint vs. Quills discussion)
Oh well, they aren't going to deat this one because I'm expressing my views of an activity that I fully support... Are you ready for this?
:)
I LOVE CLUBBING BABY SEALS!

Nothing wrong with it as long as they aren't endangered. Club away.

I understand that this is your point of view and something you enjoy, but to be quite honest, this activity sickenss me. What sort of plesaure do you get from clubbing baby seals?

God bless Newgrounds.

Nothing wrong with it as long as they aren't endangered. Club away.

Totaklly what I've been saying! Everybodies always bitchin at me and then I take em seal Clubbin and you know what? They LIKE it! :)

Hooray!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Galliam/club.jpg

Baby seals are too cute to get wacked over the head and killed. SAVE THE BABY SEALS!

I understand that this is your point of view and something you enjoy, but to be quite honest, this activity sickenss me. What sort of plesaure do you get from clubbing baby seals?

Sometimes I kinda get horny watching the blood splatter on the ground. Call it bloodlust, but It's hella fun!

Baby seals are too cute to get wacked over the head and killed. SAVE THE BABY SEALS!

Hey Cutie, what'ya mean they'er too cute? Would you prefer I club adult seals?
Their fur sucks! I wanna badass coat here. :)

Sometimes I kinda get horny watching the blood splatter on the ground. Call it bloodlust, but It's hella fun!

But wheres the sport? I can understand fishing, as the fish puts up a fight, with shooting, its all about stalking, rangefinding and patience, but where is the sport in smashing a seals skull in?

PETA "Save the cute, furry animals but not the other ones!" would hate you. I support your actions.

Way up North where the air gets cold
People up there ain't got much gold
Only way to make a livin'
Is killin the baby seal!

One day walkin on the tundra
Saw a baby lyin there
Walked right up and kicked his head in
Left the body took the hair!

But wheres the sport? I can understand fishing, as the fish puts up a fight, with shooting, its all about stalking, rangefinding and patience, but where is the sport in smashing a seals skull in?
Not everything is a competition. Clubbing small animals is just plain fun. Like watching a good movie, but you get to burn off calories and get some fresh air.

Hey Cutie, what'ya mean they'er too cute? Would you prefer I club adult seals?
Their fur sucks! I wanna badass coat here. :)

:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]

Way up North where the air gets cold
People up there ain't got much gold
Only way to make a livin'
Is killin the baby seal!

One day walkin on the tundra
Saw a baby lyin there
Walked right up and kicked his head in
Left the body took the hair!


I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:

You're sick, Gailliam

I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:
Well I took one to a club, does that count?

I've done that!
Has anybody other than me actually clubbed a seal? :sniper:
No seals in my vicinity.

Not everything is a competition. Clubbing small animals is just plain fun. Like watching a good movie, but you get to burn off calories and get some fresh air.

Shooting and fishing aren't compotition. There doesn't need to be two teams for an activity to be called a sport, there just has to be some degree of skill, or thats how i see it. Any prick can smash up a seal.

:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]

NO WAY! Rabbits are awesome!

But unlike baby seals, there are plenty of them to go around!

NO WAY! Rabbits are awesome!

I always shoot rabbits. Good sport.

Shooting and fishing aren't compotition. There doesn't need to be two teams for an activity to be called a sport, there just has to be some degree of skill, or thats how i see it. Any prick can smash up a seal.
Yeah, and any prick can post on NS forums. It doesn't make it any less fun.

I always shoot rabbits. Good sport.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Galliam/club.jpg:sniper:

Yeah, and any prick can post on NS forums. It doesn't make it any less fun.

there must be some sort of sensation after killing a seal, like there is when i shoot a bird, or mammal, its just i don't think its a very humane way to kill something./

there must be some sort of sensation after killing a seal, like there is when i shoot a bird, or mammal, its just i don't think its a very humane way to kill something./
That's the point. You can see it writhing in pain as you repeatedly bash it.

That's the point. You can see it writhing in pain as you repeatedly bash it.
And see the reaction given by its family members. Nothing makes me feel good like seeing a seal cry over its dead child.

And see the reaction given by its family members. Nothing makes me feel good like seeing a seal cry over its dead child.
Dead SKINLESS child.

:mad:

I would prefer you don't kill seals at all, why don't you kill something there are too many of. Make yourself a nice squirrel or rabbit coat.[/jk]

Something there are too many of?? Like Humans?? Now that would be sweet! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :headbang:

It would be....creative....I guess.......