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Choose your Own Adventure II

Dontgonearthere
30-12-2004, 02:27
The NEW choose your own adventure. I made one before the forum switch...it might still be out there...

Anyway, heres the rules:
I. A person types up the situation (preferably somehow related to the previous action chosen), and provides at least three differnt 'solutions' to the current problem. These can be as random as you want.
II. You must have a basic grasp of English to participate
III. Keep it PG-13, breif forays into the real of 'R' are acceptable, remember, what would Myrth do to you?
IV. 'solutions' are selected via voting. Example:
Stuff happened
Do you:
a. Do stuff
b. Dont do stuff
The options are voted on.
V. The first x+1 (x being the number of options) people to vote are counted, if there are six options are your the eighth poster by one second, you dont get counted, that simple.
VI. The first person to vote makes the next situation. If they havent posted within a day, or give up the right to make the situation, the second person can make the new situation.
VII. Dont be afraid to get wierd, the last one involved a plumber dressed as a teletubbie wielding a deadly toothbrush and an interdimensional manhole that had human sacrifices made to it.

To begin:
You wake up one day, groggy, as usual, and hungry. You crawl out of bed, slog your way to the shower, shower, then get dressed and head down to your 1/2 car garage.
As you slowly make your way down the stairs you pass the many impliments of your former adventures, the toothbrush your plumber assaulted you with, the grenade launcher, and the lighter you used to burn down your old neighborhood.
After sucessfuly disengaging your moped from the garden hose and manuvering it to the street, you pause and think, "Maybe today should be differnt, maybe I should..."
a. Go on a rampage at the office
b. Cruise the neighborhood on your moped, scalping pedestrians
c. Run about screaming that aliens are after you
d. Lure small children into your house and cook/eat them
e. BURN! BURN IT ALL! BURNBURNBURNBURN! MUHAHAHAHA! FIRE!!!!!

Six votes ^_^
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2004, 02:30
C.
Nihilistic Beginners
30-12-2004, 02:33
D. I am a big fan of Albert Fish and Ed Gien
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2004, 02:35
You go sprinting down the street, waving your arms like a man on fire and shouting! "The Aliens! They're vaporizing people! RUN! RUN! They just got the mainman! My god, we're all gonna die! RUN! Aliens!!

YOu run right in front a big rig that squeals to a halt. The irate driver gets out of the cab. He's almost seven feet tall and rippling. Looks like a couch with a face. He says, "What are you, some kind of wacko?!? Maybe I ought to beat some sense into you." He approaches you menacingly.

You:

A: Put up your dukes.
B: Keep shouting about the aliens.
C: Moon him.
D: Try to get away.
E: Offer him your cigarette lighter.
F: point up in the sky saying, "what in the hell is that?" and when he looks, knee him in the groin.
Dontgonearthere
30-12-2004, 02:38
Your supposed to wait for the other four votes, majority rules sort of thing.
Passive Cookies
30-12-2004, 02:40
F. Definitely F.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2004, 02:43
Your supposed to wait for the other four votes, majority rules sort of thing.

Oops. I misunderstood. After voting, the first voter of the winning choice posts the next scenario. I jumped the gun. Sorry. :(
Slacker Clowns
30-12-2004, 02:44
Your supposed to wait for the other four votes, majority rules sort of thing.

Brother, everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!

Do you:

A. Blindly ignore the rules, and run around the house with scissors.
B. Blindly follow the rules, and wait for group consensus
C. Cruelly insult your rival in your Nation States region
D. Write to DC Comics, demanding that Blue Beetle get his own book again.
Nihilistic Beginners
30-12-2004, 02:49
Brother, everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!

Do you:

A. Blindly ignore the rules, and run around the house with scissors.
B. Blindly follow the rules, and wait for group consensus
C. Cruelly insult your rival in your Nation States region
D. Write to DC Comics, demanding that Blue Beetle get his own book again.

D!
Word Games
30-12-2004, 02:52
D
Dontgonearthere
30-12-2004, 04:53
Oops. I misunderstood. After voting, the first voter of the winning choice posts the next scenario. I jumped the gun. Sorry. :(
S'alright.

Can we please get back on topic?
More votes for the first poll.
Tomzilla
30-12-2004, 05:47
C.
CSW
30-12-2004, 05:53
C
Slacker Clowns
30-12-2004, 05:55
S'alright.

Can we please get back on topic?
More votes for the first poll.

Hey, your original story sounds like just another Hollywood summer movie that has better F/X that this forum. :gundge:

At least no movie or show has a plot about someone demanding that the Blue Beetle be brought back. :(

Now that's an original adventure! And the title of the thread was choose your own adventure. ;)

I vote for D – bring back Beetle! :D
Kanabia
30-12-2004, 06:21
C. :D
Squornshelous
30-12-2004, 06:40
For the original I say C.

For LG's addition, I say B.
Dontgonearthere
30-12-2004, 16:15
Too many votes...but it looks like C won anyway. Lets try to avoid spam posts in the future, unless theres a vote in it.
Go! Post your thingy! POST IT GOOD!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-01-2005, 02:43
You go sprinting down the street, waving your arms like a man on fire and shouting! "The Aliens! They're vaporizing people! RUN! RUN! They just got the mailman! My god, we're all gonna die! RUN! Aliens!!

You run right in front a big rig that squeals to a halt. The irate driver gets out of the cab. He's almost seven feet tall and rippling. Looks like a couch with a face. He says, "What are you, some kind of wacko?!? Maybe I ought to beat some sense into you." He approaches you menacingly.

You:

A: Put up your dukes.
B: Keep shouting about the aliens.
C: Moon him.
D: Try to get away.
E: Offer him your cigarette lighter.
F: point up in the sky saying, "what in the hell is that?" and when he looks, knee him in the groin.
Erastide
01-01-2005, 02:52
sweet! :D

C
PIcaRDMPCia
01-01-2005, 03:01
Gotta go for F. It's a Marty McFly classic.
Tomzilla
01-01-2005, 03:15
F.
Superpower07
01-01-2005, 04:05
B
New Foxxinnia
01-01-2005, 05:52
I remember my first "Choose your own adventure" thread. I got so much shit for that.
Kanabia
01-01-2005, 05:54
C