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All time number one black metal band

Reborn Trulin
29-12-2004, 22:08
If i missed anyone you like they obviously aint black enough.
Pongoar
29-12-2004, 22:11
:confused: :confused: :confused: What the hells are you talking about?
Reborn Trulin
29-12-2004, 22:22
:confused: :confused: :confused: What the hells are you talking about?
The jade monkey?
Reborn Trulin
29-12-2004, 22:26
Are you guys telling me you don't like black metal or something crazy like that?
Pongoar
29-12-2004, 22:28
I assume by "black metal" you refer to heavy metal music played by black people. I have never heard of such a thing, but I'm sure it is vastly inferior to the jazz I'm listening to now.
Erehwon Forest
29-12-2004, 22:29
Impaled Nazarene is not "black metal", it is parody metal.

VITUTUKSEEEEENNNAAAARRRGGGHHHH MUUULTIIHUIPENNUUUSSSSAAARRGGGGHHHH!!!1!!2!""!!
Pongoar
29-12-2004, 22:30
Well, THAT's a page breaker if I ever saw one.
Erehwon Forest
29-12-2004, 22:32
Sorry, it got a bit big. But it sounds just as stupid live.
Reborn Trulin
29-12-2004, 22:33
I assume by "black metal" you refer to heavy metal music played by black people. I have never heard of such a thing, but I'm sure it is vastly inferior to the jazz I'm listening to now.
No, thats not what black metal is... Its like death metal but more blasphemous.
Reborn Trulin
29-12-2004, 22:34
ok, so no fans of old school black metal then?
Markreich
29-12-2004, 22:38
Living Colour.
Siljhouettes
29-12-2004, 22:39
If i missed anyone you like they obviously aint black enough.
Definitely Emperor.
Zarbia
29-12-2004, 23:10
The problem with black metal is that most of it is really racist.
The necro penguin
29-12-2004, 23:19
darkthrone, true norsk black metal
The necro penguin
29-12-2004, 23:22
The problem with black metal is that most of it is really racist.
no it isn't. my friend is a black guy and has never had any problem with rascism aound here (pittsburgh). in actuality he's the guy most likely to yell "heil hitler" than anyone else.
Dogburg
29-12-2004, 23:37
Can children of bodom be considered black metal? Because they hands down beat all the bands listed here.
Draconis Nightcrawlis
29-12-2004, 23:40
Can children of bodom be considered black metal? Because they hands down beat all the bands listed here.

They're often considered power metal with death metal vocals so no.

Bathory rules \m/
Rockness
30-12-2004, 00:05
Mayhem. Of the ones I know I think they have the least neo-nazis or murderers still in the band.
Dogburg
30-12-2004, 00:09
To be honest, I think all these ultra-precise divisions of music are overkill. Who cares that it's post-hardcore softcore-neo-thrash with power metal vocals and an emo-death-screamo sdfsdf-dsfd-hableer-blaa etc.

With metal, the way I see it, there are two kinds.

Heavy metal:
Iron maiden
Judas priest
Motorhead
etc.

Death (black*) metal:
(*There is no apparent difference between death metal and black metal. I'm not saying this as some metal trogldyte (sp?), I actually listen to these bands)
COB
Arch Enemy
InFlames
etc.

What's the point in having a genre whose name consists of six words? How many bands are really going to fit into that category? Can you name one other "power metal with death metal vocals" band?
The necro penguin
30-12-2004, 08:32
nope, cause power metal bands generally hit their vocalists in the nuts with sledgehammers before they sing.

if there's only 2 kinds of met, what do you consider doom to be? :confused: