NationStates Jolt Archive

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I R, R = all, all = perfect, so I = perfect.

uhhh, I voted for Bush? ::troll::

I am.

Yahweh = I am.

Yahweh = Perfect

I am perfect.

I can only prove that I'm better than you. Say some number.

I can only prove that I'm better than you. Say some number.
Oh, I know this one. It was in Life the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams.


Err... five?

Err... five?
Wrong. See?

Oh, I know this one. It was in Life the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams.


It's not so funny when someone knows it. :(

Urm, ok

The universe is infinite, but there are a finite number of inhabited worlds, in an infinite number of worlds, therefore, the average population on a planet is 0 (any finite number divided by infinity is zero), since the sample mean is the same as the population mean we can assume that all life is a figment of my own imagination and no one is real apart from me. Since I am the only real being, we can assume I am the perfect example of life.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Convert the 'U's to 'V's, which is correct in latin anyway.

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extract the Roman numerals.

C V V L D I V

Convert to arabic values and add.

100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Oh wait. Wrong proof.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Convert the 'U's to 'V's, which is correct in latin anyway.

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extract the Roman numerals.

C V V L D I V

Convert to arabic values and add.

100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Oh wait. Wrong proof.

LOL, Im using this.

Urm, ok

The universe is infinite, but there are a finite number of inhabited worlds, in an infinite number of worlds, therefore, the average population on a planet is 0 (any finite number divided by infinity is zero), since the sample mean is the same as the population mean we can assume that all life is a figment of my own imagination and no one is real apart from me. Since I am the only real being, we can assume I am the perfect example of life.

You've got it all wrong. it goes:
4 Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simplu because there is and infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

My wrist hurts from typing that. Ow.

You've got it all wrong. it goes:
4 Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simplu because there is and infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

My wrist hurts from typing that. Ow.

Got what wrong?

I like pie.

Pi = 3.1415926 etc...

If I like numbers, I must.... er.... be perfect.

Urm, ok

The universe is infinite, but there are a finite number of inhabited worlds, in an infinite number of worlds, therefore, the average population on a planet is 0 (any finite number divided by infinity is zero), since the sample mean is the same as the population mean we can assume that all life is a figment of my own imagination and no one is real apart from me. Since I am the only real being, we can assume I am the perfect example of life.

This doesn't help your case. Lemme try. Universe is infinite, so it got no borders. Therby the middle of universe is me!

1.618 = all the ratios in my body, 1.618 is the perfect number, I am perfect.

P= i / 0.5 * R

where i = sexyness
where R = intelligence

i cannot be greater than R and R and i cannot be greater than P.

Its very simple, plug in your numbers and the closer you are to a even 1 for the value of P the closer you are to being perfect.


I mean DUUUH everyoen knows that formula its taught in grade 7...

I decided this tread was stupid at 4:28 pm.

4 + 2 + 8 = 14

14 is my favorite number, and 14 x 2 = 28 (1)

Since I multiplied 12 by 2, I have to divide 2 by 2, which is 4 (2)

(2) : (1) - 4:28

This is perfect balence, and proves I'm perfect.

If I wrote "I am perfect" in 13375p34k, would it count as maths?

32 waist 32 long is my pant size. PERFECT.

You've got it all wrong. it goes:
4 Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simplu because there is and infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

My wrist hurts from typing that. Ow.

I know it's humour, but I never understood this. Just because there are fewer inhabited worlds than uninhabited ones does not mean that there are a finite number of inhabited worlds. It could be a different infinity, or in fact, the same infinity. Math with infinites is funny like that.

I am older than 6 and younger than 28. Therefore, I am mathematically imperfect.

Can't do it mathamatically, but can you prove I'm not?

Can't do it mathamatically, but can you prove I'm not?

Since you were unable to prove perfection, we can conclude that:

You != Perfect

If you were perfect, you'd be able to prove your own perfection.

I cannot prove I am perfect, but I can prove I am the center of the universe.

Right now, the borders of the universe are all set at a distance from me equal to infinity. Now I go downstairs, to the left three feet, and backwards five feet. The borders of the universe are now set at a distance from me equal to... infinity. Therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Me > you
Me > the world
Me > everyone
Me > perfect

So I am not perfect. I am more than perfect.

X = anything I want it to be.

Since anything I want it to, it can be everything, we assume that X is everything, including the answer to this question.

Now, since we know the answer, and the answer is everything, we must underoutingly assume that perfection, I am, and I am perfection are with it's variable solution.

As such, we find that X makes me perfect mathimatically.

NOW YOU SEE WHY I HATE ALGEBRA.

Me > you
Me > the world
Me > everyone
Me > perfect

So I am not perfect. I am more than perfect.


Great, you're a french gramar tence.

Plus-que-parfait.