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Gay marriage kills forests. I base this statement on no logic and no evidence. Just look at France: all the gays are probably married and Canada's got more trees than France. And they're liberals. It's a good job Brazil bans gay marriage cos the rainforest is really big!

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Ah, but Brazil's forest is getting smaller at a faster rate than either France's or Canada's. I therefore propse Gay marriage is good for tree populations. :)

Ah, but Brazil's forest is getting smaller at a faster rate than either France's or Canada's. I therefore propse Gay marriage is good for tree populations. :)

Where's your source? You probably like gay trees and live in a gay tree house! I bet you voted for Kerry and are soley responsible for all the economic and social problems in America!

What The Fuck

Gay marriage kills forests. I base this statement on no logic and no evidence. Just look at France: all the gays are probably married and Canada's got more trees than France. And they're liberals. It's a good job Brazil bans gay marriage cos the rainforest is really big!

Okay, this is as intelligent a statement as whats his name from yesterday and his assertation that Bush caused the earthquake and tsunami's.....

Wanting to go 200 plus posts in 24 hours? Critique: be more amuseing.

Gay marriage kills forests. I base this statement on no logic and no evidence. Just look at France: all the gays are probably married and Canada's got more trees than France. And they're liberals. It's a good job Brazil bans gay marriage cos the rainforest is really big!

Keep in mind gay marriage is legal in 7 out of the 10 Canadian provinces, which means for nearly... what, 80% of the popultation? And that it'll be legal in federal law probably during the course of the next year...

And our trees haven't been disappearing...

Yet :D

Wanting to go 200 plus posts in 24 hours? Critique: be more amuseing.
Check the join date- 200 posts would be less than 1 post per day ;-) Would have made it funnier, but didn't want to actually start trolling...

EDIT: forgot how to count...

Skalador, take my advice: Lock all your trees up. Just in case. Cover them in concrete. Then the squirmy buggers won't escape if gay marriage becomes legal. ;)

I would have voted for Kerry, but I have the good grace to be British. ;)

Skalador, take my advice: Lock all your trees up. Just in case. Cover them in concrete. Thew the squirmy buggers won't escape if gay marriage becomes legal. ;)

I would have voted for Kerry, but I have the good grace to be British. ;)

-_-' You really must not have a lot of trees in Britain if you treat em like that.

Like I said, it's already legal in most of the country, so you'd think the trees would've escaped already if such was their intent. Unless maple trees are fiercely involved in federal politics, which would explain their presence on our flag :-P

British, eh? Might I offer you some tea?:D

Ya! What will normal marriages do? What is the answer to the life, universe and everything? Argh... too many questions... This is a spoon, right? There is no spoon... Uh... :confused:

All the legal papers for a marriage would have to be printed on paper. And paper is made from wood. Thus, gay marriage would add to the chopping of trees.

Only if I may offer you a rendition of the Lumber jack song*. :D

*Monty Python's lumberjack song features mounties singing the verse and chorus in the third person. It was the only vaguely canadian thing I could think of, sorry.

Apart from Canada, Finland has allowed gay marriage since 1.3.2002, and our forests are still doing just fine.Most of Finland is covered by thick forests of pine and spruce [and we don't know anything about what their sources of income are so let's just say something silly.]
http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/europe/fi.htmFinland has 69 % of its area covered by forests [...]
http://www.birdlife.fi/english/finland-for-birdwatchers.shtml

Only if I may offer you a rendition of the Lumber jack song*. :D

*Monty Python's lumberjack song features mounties singing the verse and chorus in the third person. It was the only vaguely canadian thing I could think of, sorry.

How about maple syrup?


And we're still on the topic of the thread, because Maple Syrup is made from maple trees! :D Let's just pretend they're gay maple trees for thoroughness' sake.

Can gay maple trees marry in 7 out of ten of Canadian states, or is it humans only? :D

Can gay maple trees marry in 7 out of ten of Canadian states, or is it humans only? :D

That depends on wheter they're magical gay maple trees who can give consent and have legal status, or just regular, inanimate gay maple trees.

Funnily enough, it would come to mind that all trees are bisexual: after all, they let their pollen/seeds fly everywhere, reguardless of the sex of their fellow trees.

Gay marriage destroys forests!!!!!

I also heard it's the leading cause of global warming.. :D

Has George Bush married a man then?:D

Cross thread ideas get very confusing :confused:

I also heard it's the leading cause of global warming.. :D

It's not our fault we gays have the hots for each other :D

It's not our fault we gays have the hots for each other :D

Making the world gay, warm and fuzzy for years now.. How dare you expect to be treated equal when you are.. Erm, I mean killing trees! ;)

Man, I had this awesome oak tree in my front yard until gay marriage came by and killed it.

Gays are cool but they should keep the tree killing to themselves.

Erm, I mean killing trees! ;)

We're not actually killing any trees.

You see, it's all part of our VERY REAL and VERY DOCUMENTED gay agenda. Which, I insist, REALLY EXISTS.

Our goal is to kidnap all trees in the world and train them in the way of gay S&M. A secondary effect of that kidnapping is global warming: once that happen, we can go on to phase two: wait until every straight maleon this plant is all hot and sweaty, and removes their shirt. Once that happens, that's our cue to release our gay tree soldiers who will then proceed to whip and hurt those straight males until they give up being straight and finally agree to legally marry the gay trees.

[/whackiness]

What?It's only marginally less plausible than what most people convinced there really IS a gay agenda say we're trying to accomplish. :D

Gays are cool but they should keep the tree killing to themselves.

We're not really killing them! Read my previous post, and you'll se that your beloved oak tree will someday return to you to whip you and spank you until you become gay! It'll all work out in the end! Happy ending!

What?It's only marginally less plausible than what most poeple convince there really IS a gay agenda say we're trying to accomplish. :D

My husband and I 100% support gay marriage. We have discussed exactly how gay marriage would destroy our heterosexual one.. and we came up empty.. It's like, "Oh no, those two guys got married, well there goes our marriage" Have you ever heard a stupider reason for not allowing civil rights to people in your life? If gay marriage threatens straight people's marriages, than those marriages were doomed from the get go any way.

Let gay people marry.. freedom starts at home.

I am proud to say I live in a country that supports freedom and equal rights. Via La Canada!

P.S. All we ask is that you stop killing trees.. lmfao.. :D

P.S. All we ask is that you stop killing trees.. lmfao.. :D

Woohoo! Granted!

(That means we can continue our evil "Taking over the world using whip-wielding, leather-clad gay maple trees" :D)

Woohoo! Granted!

(That means we can continue our evil "Taking over the world using whip-wielding, leather-clad gay maple trees" :D)

I believe we have reached an agreement..lol :D

We're not really killing them! Read my previous post, and you'll se that your beloved oak tree will someday return to you to whip you and spank you until you become gay! It'll all work out in the end! Happy ending!

Well, ok. That tree was pretty hot.

Well, ok. That tree was pretty hot.

Wait till you see it wearing leather chaps :D

A gay couple held hands next to this tree:
http://www.durt.org/photo/esc/dead_tree.jpg

Wait, you said your arguement was unsupported! Now it is, and look whats happeneed! :D

A gay couple held hands next to this tree:
http://www.durt.org/photo/esc/dead_tree.jpg

Tragic. That must've been an homophobic tree: his heart just couldn't endure seeing two men or two women loving each other. It died of the shock.

i supported yo mama last night

Wait, you said your arguement was unsupported! Now it is, and look whats happeneed! :D
Er, it was a Canadian tree. Yeah, a Canadian tree in a Canadian desert...

Er, it was a Canadian tree. Yeah, a Canadian tree in a Canadian desert...

Yeah, the same desert where we secretly train our gay trees for the upcoming taking over the world...

Ya! What will normal marriages do? What is the answer to the life, universe and everything? Argh... too many questions... This is a spoon, right? There is no spoon... Uh... :confused:
Make preachers more money. 42. No, its a spork. We can't give you a spoon, you might scoop your eyes out.