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I have a cousin who is finishing his GCSEs in august, and he wants me to help him pull off a prank at the end of the year. It needs to be messy and mischivous(sp?). :D

does anyone have any good ideas? :D

something to do with hundreds of hot dogs. nobody likes hot dogs, especially in bulk. yeah fill someone's car up with hot dogs.

i remember when i finished my gcses last June, our year put loads of alarm clocks under random chairs around the assembly hall including one under the headmaster's chair and set them to go off at 9am in the middle of assembly, and the year before the people finishng their gcses set stink bombs off around the school, that wasn't nice, it was like 3 days before the smells went

Not that I would condone prank-pulling, but I always wanted to see what happens when you cover a toilet in Saran Wrap.

take feeder goldfish and spread them around someone's personal area and let 'em rot. You can use sushi as well, but sushi tastes really good, and costs a lot more than feeder goldfish.

Get some crickets..and I mean a metric shitload of crickets, (the kind you feed to tarantulas and such) and let them loose inside the air vents. It'll take forever and a day to get rid of them.

Or, you can do what I always wanted to do.

Somehow manage to put blue food coloring in the water fountains...tidy-bowl blue.

Just go to the meat market, and get some large raw shrimp, then tape them in hidden places in various parts of their office/house. It takes a day or two for them to start stinking, but boy howdy, when they do....

superglue and teachers cars doors.
need i say more?

Another idea just struck me. Get cans of spray cheese and randomly write messages on flat surfaces (like cars, trees, buildings, etc). It smells horrible after a few days, and is a bitch to clean up.

Mayo and shrimp in the air ducts.

Are GCSE's the UK equvalent of high school in North America? If they are then you probably don't have access to liquid nitrogen. The engineers at the university apparently froze a pond over completely on campus with the stuff. They had grounds keepers out in July thawing it with blowtorches.

Park your car near highway and put a naked model doll (natural sized) on the top of the car.

Nothing says fun like 20 (or more!) people hitting air horns every time the valedictorian says a specific word. We chose all conjunctions --and," "but," "or," "nor," "for," "so," or "yet".

Conjunction junction... what's your function...

Paint the campus water tower with a bright paint in the middle of the night.

Get some crickets..and I mean a metric shitload of crickets, (the kind you feed to tarantulas and such) and let them loose inside the air vents. It'll take forever and a day to get rid of them.


the problem is that the school doesn't have any air vents I can reach and they have a camera system.

Not that the camera system stops me, of course. :D

Are GCSE's the UK equvalent of high school in North America? If they are then you probably don't have access to liquid nitrogen. The engineers at the university apparently froze a pond over completely on campus with the stuff. They had grounds keepers out in July thawing it with blowtorches.

I could get some liquid nitrogen, I suppose. :D

Are GCSE's the UK equvalent of high school in North America? If they are then you probably don't have access to liquid nitrogen. The engineers at the university apparently froze a pond over completely on campus with the stuff. They had grounds keepers out in July thawing it with blowtorches.

lol!!! Awesome!!


Here's a good one, that's not hard..

Put a massive amount of jello mold in the toilet bowls.

Or better yet... mix it in one with unflushed special ingedrients

Are GCSE's the UK equvalent of high school in North America? If they are then you probably don't have access to liquid nitrogen. The engineers at the university apparently froze a pond over completely on campus with the stuff. They had grounds keepers out in July thawing it with blowtorches.
Don't forget you can light ponds on fire with potassium.

the problem is that the school doesn't have any air vents I can reach and they have a camera system.

Not that the camera system stops me, of course. :D

hrmm...In that case, I recommend the spray cheese.

Mice are cheap at pet stores and make for many great pranks. You can give them as gifts, let them loose and you are sure to get at least a startled jump (a shrill scream or two at most). Even people who are not normally afraid of them might jump because they are not expecting to see a small furry thing crawling out of a box or running at them in a schoolroom, office, home and so similarly. It is quite the fun.

Had a mouse named Isher
And I loved Isher
Till I found a fellow
Who had a face like Isher had.

Set monkeys on the school.

Or chickens.

Best prank I've heard of recently;

Get access to some pigs. Take three smallish pigs(greased if you can) and number them on the side in bright red paint, !,2, and 4.

Release them into the school. They will run amock. But eventually, they will be caught. However, the authorities will have to continue seaching all day for the non-existent pig #3. :D

make a couple of propane bombs, hide them in the cafeteria, then stand outside armed with uzis and sawn off shotguns.... oh wait, thats less of a 'prank' and more of a 'horrendous bloodbath'

make a couple of propane bombs, hide them in the cafeteria, then stand outside armed with uzis and sawn off shotguns.... oh wait, thats less of a 'prank' and more of a 'horrendous bloodbath'

Which can also be fun. But rarely makes the Yearbook. :(

Best prank I've heard of recently;

Get access to some pigs. Take three smallish pigs(greased if you can) and number them on the side in bright red paint, !,2, and 4.

Release them into the school. They will run amock. But eventually, they will be caught. However, the authorities will have to continue seaching all day for the non-existent pig #3. :D

good idea, but willl I be able to keep the pigs?

my god these are great, i am in year 8 now, me and my friends are already designing parody propaganda for our headteacher "The Fuhrer Peckham"
then we stick the " heil peckham, he is good" all over ther school on the last day, crickets and numbered animals sounds much better.


my dad told me of how in an assembly one teacher (deliberatly) gives a very right wing perception on somthing, the next week he gives a very left wing perception on the same thing.
He did the first assembly with some year11s , and then before he could do the one next week..... some very brave people had drawn a huge swastika on a board and placed it behind the stage curtain as he came on stage they played imperialistic music and slow;ly wheeled back the curtains to reveil the board.

my own small prank came last year when our disturbing maths teacher walked in the room , we (all the class) stuck pritt sticks all over the ceiling around his desk, and we all swayed in our seats in unison, and denied all knowledge of the glue falling on him or swaying. how we laughed, and he took his anti-depressants

Don't forget you can light ponds on fire with potassium.

And most anything else. Speaking of potassium, this one was kindof fun (and a complete accident, seroius), we were sticking it water in class as part of a lab, and at one point it blew chunks all over. We cleaned um up, and we thought we did okay, until the janitor came through and wet mopped place. For those of you who have seen this stuff in water, that is enough information. Another fun one that my teach (same class) did to people was pu exploding paint (a flash and a loud bang, very easy to set of when dry) on the bottom of peoples desks, or in places where people walk alot, or in varous other places. It was great.

At my graduation buddy stepped right up onto the stage and pissed his pants right there infront of the whole crowd with a huge smile.He did it on purpose the crazy bastard!

exploding paint ey, how is it made

by the way, GCSE'S are the final exams when your 16

If you have a camera security system that is video-based, instead of security people watching it live, you should try to get into that room, switch the tapes to pornos and still can get away with whatever else you planned. On a normal school there should be at least one pupil who has a unaccounted back-up general key or knows how to pick the lock. I know we had one key for every 15-20 pupils.

Someone at my school got that chemical that blows up in water (Can't remember what it's called) and put it on the top of the toilet seat so when someone put the seat down to sit on it went in the water and blew up.
Extremely dangerous though.

also get some stuff that stops plants growing and rite something on the biggest patch of grass you have

I'm not into the pranking thing, but I know a great one. Anyway, here it is...

Well, in the US, its custom for seniors (12th Graders) to pull pranks before graduation. Anyway, some seniors lastyr at my school pulled a hilarios prank. They took the wheels off the principal's car and hid clues around the school. The principal had to search for the clues one by one. Of course after that event, almost every senior got detention, but Wth, it was fun. ^^

Someone at my school got that chemical that blows up in water (Can't remember what it's called) and put it on the top of the toilet seat so when someone put the seat down to sit on it went in the water and blew up.
Extremely dangerous though.

Lol, sry, thats funny...even though its a bit dangerous. I think its Lithium at explodes in water.

If you have a camera security system that is video-based, instead of security people watching it live, you should try to get into that room, switch the tapes to pornos and still can get away with whatever else you planned. On a normal school there should be at least one pupil who has a unaccounted back-up general key or knows how to pick the lock. I know we had one key for every 15-20 pupils.

Lol, this one's hilarious too.

Lol, sry, thats funny...even though its a bit dangerous. I think its Lithium at explodes in water.

any of the alkali metals, to be exact.

something to do with hundreds of hot dogs. nobody likes hot dogs, especially in bulk. yeah fill someone's car up with hot dogs.

Amen

I really like the pig idea. That is imaginative.

I hate hot dogs, so that is funny, too.

Exploding anything is a bad idea. Too much danger and association with terrorist.

I am not one for pulling pranks, but......................

Best prank I've heard of recently;

Get access to some pigs. Take three smallish pigs(greased if you can) and number them on the side in bright red paint, !,2, and 4.

Release them into the school. They will run amock. But eventually, they will be caught. However, the authorities will have to continue seaching all day for the non-existent pig #3. :D
Pure genius!

I have to admit the best one so far is the pigs idea, but what wil happen to the pigs after the prank?

explosions are a bad idea, since I could be arrested under suspicion of being a terrorist.

But please, Keep these ideas comming :D

I don't think this really qualifies as a prank, but I'm working on a little mind-fuck for my nieghbors. They have a bunch of cats, I really kind of like cats but these run wild and are always crapping in a sandpit in my yard (where I set up my pool in summer). I got a live catch trap, now I'm searching for really bright colored dyes. All the cats are light colored and I can't wait to see the look on their faces when their cats start coming home bright Blue, Pink, Green....

Well, the pigs will probably be collected by the RSPCA, and then returned.

Someone in my school let 5 chickens loose in the school after A-levels, and they were eventaully picked up by the RSPCA. They went around biting people.

How skilled are you when it comes to mechanics? There was one incident of someone taking apart a teacher's car, taking it part by part into the assembly hall, and then putting it back together again. :p

any of the alkali metals, to be exact.

May not be a good idea to do it with Caesium though. You wouldn't have a toilet bowl any more.

Kaboom!

Potassium is nice though. It makes a pretty lilac flame.....and THEN goes KABOOM!

You've got to be careful handling caesium.....if some gets stuck to your hand, the sweat will......you know. So if that happens, be sure to run your hands under a tap for a while... ;)

Potassium is nice though. It makes a pretty lilac flame.....and THEN goes KABOOM!

You've got to be careful handling caesium.....if some gets stuck to your hand, the sweat will......you know. So if that happens, be sure to run your hands under a tap for a while... ;)

I heard of a guy a while ago who bought a big lump of caesium off the internet. For a laugh he went out in a boat and chucked it into the sea. Sunk the boat...

You get some silly fellows about, don't you?

Liquid Nitrogen is so much more fun......

Wait a sec! Liquid nitrogen IS cheaper than bottled water! So buy some liquid nitrogen, and pour it on something! Like.....the swimming pool, the floor......your best friend. ;)

Liquid Nitrogen is so much more fun......

Wait a sec! Liquid nitrogen IS cheaper than bottled water! So buy some liquid nitrogen, and pour it on something! Like.....the swimming pool, the floor......your best friend. ;)

It's cheaper than bottled water? Where are you getting your liquid nitogen from?

Actually, freezing stuff is a particularly good prank. If it's a cold day (freezing cold), you can freeze cars up. If a car is unattended, you can completely encase it in ice by throwing buckets of water over it every half hour or so. Takes a long time but it has pretty impressive results. One of my Dad's work colleagues did that when someone parked in his parking space.

At my school, a bunch of the seniors brought sand and stuff and dumped it all in the courtyard to turn it into a mock beach. Then they put up one of the picnic tables on its side so it looked like a lifeguard's tower. Kinda funny. They also put up posters and ads selling the principal's Mercedes for $300.