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I see alot of threads repeatedly started on various issues like abortion, religion, fags etc. and I see they go a long time and people spend time responding. I'm sick of this and I wanted to help everybody out by telling them exactly what is right and what is wrong.

Religion:

Christianity is correct and most others are close.

Atheism is wrong.

Agnosticism may as well be wrong.

So there is that part solved for you.


Evolution:

Doesn't really matter either way but the evidence seems to point to it being right.


Gays:

Wrong. Sorry fags.


Abortion:

Wrong. Sorry baby killing scum.


Iraq war:

Wrong. Sorry people who support it, the hippies were right.


Hippies:

Mostly wrong. Occasionally right but still douche bags.



So I think that's most things solved for you guys and gals. If there is anything else you need to know, just ask.


:D

Hey genius...How bout the winning lotto numbers and who really killed Kennedy? :rolleyes:

Hey genius...How bout the winning lotto numbers and who really killed Kennedy? :rolleyes:
screw Kennedy, how about those lotto numbers though

It's all a matter of opinion, really -- and that's why people continue to argue about it.

That said, Ghommorah -- knock off the name-calling.

BTW.....youre pretty offensive with your opening post. This forum has a mixture of every kind of belief you can imagine. People have a right to their opinions.

Everyone has a right to their opinion, and the Armed Republic of Lekkerheid believes everyone should be allowed to voice this opinion. However, name-calling is indeed where the line should be drawn. If you think homosexuals are the scum of the earth, fine, and go ahead calling them that if it makes you feel good. But at least have the decency to refrain from calling the 'fags' and such. Same goes for hippies; Lekkerheid doesn't approve of them, but that's no reason to call them all douches or tree hugging scum.
Why can't we all just.... get along...

**The Armed Republic of Lekkerheid**
Proud member of the United Sick Alliance

BTW.....youre pretty offensive with your opening post. This forum has a mixture of every kind of belief you can imagine. People have a right to their opinions.
Just a new flamer ... probably a puppet

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

All I can say is:

Sod and Damn Ghommorah.

Merely because I find the word play mildly amusing, no matter how bad it is.

The reason no one can find answers to these debates is: *Drum roll* There is no answer! :)

Yes! I've been waiting these answers. Thank you.

You forgot this

The aswer about life, universe and everything is 42!

And in case anybody was wondering, with some duct tape and velcro straps at the openings, you can hold about six gallons of chocolate pudding in your clothes.

And in case anybody was wondering, with some duct tape and velcro straps at the openings, you can hold about six gallons of chocolate pudding in your clothes.
Hmmm intresting ... I got 7 in ... but I am a tall guy with bagy cloths

*bows*
NS Forum thanks you. Now there's no need to discuss these issues anymore. <_<

I've misplaced my stapler so I thought I'd stop in here and ask where it is. It did say answer to everything right? :confused:

Moring UT :fluffle:

Hmmm intresting ... I got 7 in ... but I am a tall guy with bagy cloths

Results may vary. *nod*

I've misplaced my stapler so I thought I'd stop in here and ask where it is. It did say answer to everything right? :confused:

Moring UT :fluffle:
Mornin sunshine ...
and a good morning fluffle is the best way to wake up me thinks :D :fluffle: :fluffle:

Results may vary. *nod*
Well if results varied they should have put that on my little shirt tag ... along with directions and a warning about drowning in pudding. so help me god if I die someone will be SUED!!!

The answer to everything is...


42.

Religion:

Christianity is correct and most others are close.

Atheism is wrong.

Agnosticism may as well be wrong.

So there is that part solved for you.

Says you, you fundie.

See how easy it is to insult other people that don't think the same way you do? Now, I normally would have been less insulting, but to prove a point, I was insulting. And don't skip lines unless you have to, it's annoying.


Evolution:

Doesn't really matter either way but the evidence seems to point to it being right.
OK, I agree with you on that one.


Gays:

Wrong. Sorry fags.
Homophobia:Wrong. Sorry bigots, but you need to learn to give REASONS for these thigns that don't involve religion or what you think is "natural" or "right".


Abortion:

Wrong. Sorry baby killing scum.
Most aborted feti are aborted before they're even considered organisms. They're nowhere NEAR being babies.


Iraq war:

Wrong. Sorry people who support it, the hippies were right.
OK, I agree with you on this one as well.


Hippies:

Mostly wrong. Occasionally right but still douche bags.
Eh, I don't really have much of an opinion on hippies, so no witty retort.


So I think that's most things solved for you guys and gals. If there is anything else you need to know, just ask.
Have you heard of accepting other people's views instead of instantly dismissing them as wrong?

Just a new flamer ... probably a puppet

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

LOL, I guess after that rudeness, even if some if his points were correct, he deserves much :fluffle:ing... :D

In Reply to #1

Well, gee, that just clears up everything, now doesn't it?

Bah. Humbug.

LOL, I guess after that rudeness, even if some if his points were correct, he deserves much :fluffle:ing... :D
you know it ;) (though was mostly fluffling peechy) but yes thread creater needs a good fluffle and to lighten up some :D (if I thought he was anything but a flamer I would fluffle to piss him off more but probably wont be back so I wont bother)

Besides peechy deserves good :fluffle: 's :)

Oh by the way mornin sunshine to you too :D

In Reply to #1

Well, gee, that just clears up everything, now doesn't it?

Bah. Humbug.
hehehe thats great! I am wearing my bah humbug t-shirt today too :D

Well if results varied they should have put that on my little shirt tag ... along with directions and a warning about drowning in pudding. so help me god if I die someone will be SUED!!!

And I'll have to sue as well, ruining a perfectly good debate adversary and all... what is the world coming to... :rolleyes: :p ;)

Oh good, an answer service! Could you tell me where I can find 5mm diameter self tapping screws at short notice?

And I'll have to sue as well, ruining a perfectly good debate adversary and all... what is the world coming to... :rolleyes: :p ;)
I know! tshirt designers not telling me what to do if pudding filled my shirt ... whats this world coming to!

Well if results varied they should have put that on my little shirt tag ... along with directions and a warning about drowning in pudding. so help me god if I die someone will be SUED!!!

You better leave a note. Or they might sue the pudding company.

You better leave a note. Or they might sue the pudding company.
Hmmm maybe I will let them deside ... or I could just live through it and sue for emotional harm. :p

Oh by the way mornin sunshine to you too :D

Dobar Dan (see if you can figure out what the interpretation of that is and which language) :p

I know! tshirt designers not telling me what to do if pudding filled my shirt ... whats this world coming to!

Hold em liable, take all their money and when there are no clothes left... :confused: LOL Okay, I'm skating on the edges of being offensive to myself. ;)

Dobar Dan (see if you can figure out what the interpretation of that is and which language) :p
Croat if I am not mistaken

a-long with
syberian
and
SOBOTA

Hello to you too :D

'Sod and damn Ghommmorah'

I thought it was quite funny really. No? Ah well....

*Walks off into the distance, and is eaten by a minnow*

Hold em liable, take all their money and when there are no clothes left... :confused: LOL Okay, I'm skating on the edges of being offensive to myself. ;)
Oh well I dont mind :D

Hmmm maybe I will let them deside ... or I could just live through it and sue for emotional harm. :p

What would you wear to court?

Athiests right Christians wrong.
Now if you want to go into it I will be more then happy to.

What would you wear to court?
Suit

Birthday suit that is ... I would tell them that I couldent emotionaly take wearing cloths anymore ... they make me cry

Croat if I am not mistaken

a-long with
syberian
and
SOBOTA

Hello to you too :D


Not bad. I'm learning the language slowly. My wife is a U.S. citizen, born here, but grew up in Yugoslavia/Croatia.

Suit

Birthday suit that is ... I would tell them that I couldent emotionaly take wearing cloths anymore ... they make me cry

Okay, naked guy covered in pudding is way to graphic for my imagination this early in the morning... :confused: I'm going to have to find another thread.

Not bad. I'm learning the language slowly. My wife is a U.S. citizen, born here, but grew up in Yugoslavia/Croatia.
So Croat was right :) sweet ... you are doin great :) (by the way if you dont know I googled it ... sorry I know spanish but none of the others in that list) but that is my special powers ... lookin things up and stayin informed as I can :D

Okay, naked guy covered in pudding is way to graphic for my imagination this early in the morning... :confused: I'm going to have to find another thread.
Oh I wouldent leave the pudding on ... not good presentation
And have no fear of showers

So Croat was right :) sweet ... you are doin great :) (by the way if you dont know I googled it ... sorry I know spanish but none of the others in that list) but that is my special powers ... lookin things up and stayin informed as I can :D

Figured as much. I thought about giving you something more difficult to chew on for a while, but figured it was early for mental puzzles.

Oh I wouldent leave the pudding on ... not good presentation
And have no fear of showers

I think you need to re-read Tim Allen's first best seller ;)

Figured as much. I thought about giving you something more difficult to chew on for a while, but figured it was early for mental puzzles.
Good call ... 2 hrs sleep and spent yesterday moving so exhausted ... sillyness is about all I can handle right now

Oh good, an answer service! Could you tell me where I can find 5mm diameter self tapping screws at short notice?


I bet we have some here on the jobsite! I'll send them right over!

Naked in court and covered in pudding could be fun.

"Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Please don't."

Naked in court and covered in pudding could be fun.

"Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Please don't."
Well if he had one of thoes tall ones like on tv if you got close enough he couldent see anything but your face ... That or he likes 6'3" pudding covered men ... ehhh either way (still probably would take a shower)

'Sod and damn Ghommmorah'

I thought it was quite funny really. No? Ah well....

*Walks off into the distance, and is eaten by a minnow*

What is minnow?

I bet we have some here on the jobsite! I'll send them right over!
Excellent. I have myself an emergency screw situation here...

;)

Excellent. I have myself an emergency screw situation here...

;)
ohhh Ill screw you .... um ohhh I mean get you some screws!

Religion:

Christianity is correct and most others are close.

Atheism is wrong.

Agnosticism may as well be wrong.

So there is that part solved for you.




:D
Lord, save me from your followers.....

ohhh Ill screw you .... um ohhh I mean get you some screws!
Its a short self tapping screw I want today please.

Its a short self tapping screw I want today please.


LOL....some days, you just want to self tap

Its a short self tapping screw I want today please.
Damn dont have any at work ... once I go home I am sure I have some there!

LOL....some days, you just want to self tap
only when thinking about you :p

Nothing wrong with a bit of self tapping.

only when thinking about you :p


HA! ;)

Self tapping is fine with me too. Requires a few extra tools, but hey.

HA! ;)

Self tapping is fine with me too. Requires a few extra tools, but hey.
:fluffle: :fluffle:

A minnow is a very small freshwater fish, which I considered suitably random and absurd for this random and absurd thread!

A minnow is a very small freshwater fish, which I considered suitably random and absurd for this random and absurd thread!

Thanks! I knew it was something vicious... But I didn't realize it would be THAT evil... :eek:

Awesome

I suspect another lame alias of Defensor Fidei. *sigh*

You sound like a bigot Ghommorah.

I'm Christian. If you are than you seriously need help. I'm ashamed to associate among Christians like you.

Anyways, your views don't even make sense. How can you say Christianity is the way to go when you believe in Evolution?