Dontgonearthere
29-12-2004, 04:19
Just for fun, I figured we could have a topic almost entirley in 'Politicaly correct' terms, I figure itll be fun :P
Some examples:
(Note, the website I got this from is a bit biased, but hey, its funny. And it provides good starting material.)
Frequently Used Words and Phrases
of the
PC Lexicon
ultra-conservative (noun or adj): conservative.
conservative (noun or adj): moderate.
moderate (noun or adj): liberal.
liberal (noun or adj): leftist.
leftist (noun or adj): Communist.
Communist (noun or adj): Label unfairly used by right-wingers to refer to leftists. Otherwise, does not exist.
racist (adj): 1. tending to question Affirmative Action. 2. anyone the BSA [Black Students Association] doesn't like.
sexist (adj): tending to believe that there are innate differences between men and women.
homophobic (adj): 1. follows ``racist'' and ``sexist'' in any given sentence. 2. anyone the BGLSA [Bisexual, Gay, and Lesbian Student Association] doesn't like.
women's rights (noun plural): Abortion.
reproductive rights (noun plural): Abortion.
reproductive freedom (noun): Abortion.
right to privacy (noun): Abortion.
the most private decision a woman can make (noun): Abortion.
choice (noun): Abortion.
freedom of choice (noun): Abortion.
right to choose (noun): Abortion.
sexual responsibility (noun): 1. contraception (see condom). 2. when contraception fails, Abortion.
first-year student (noun): freshman.
first-year (noun): 1. freshman year 2. freshman.
womyn (noun): 1. woman. 2. women.
gay rights (noun plural): any demand made by homosexuals.
sexual orientation (noun): homosexuality.
sexual preference (noun, slang): Homosexuality, used by those who are not as enlightened as they could be.
merit (noun): does not exist, hence must be replaced as a criterion by standards of diversity (see also affirmative action.
affirmative action (noun): a policy which attempts to prevent discrimination on the basis of race, sex, or creed by mandating discrimination on the basis of race, sex, and creed.
civil rights (noun plural): 1. Affirmative Action. 2. race-based quotas. 3. sex-based quotas. 4. special privileges for homosexuals. 5. Abortion.
quotas (noun plural): label unfairly applied by right-wingers to refer to programs and policies that mandate that a set number of minorities be hired for certain jobs.
discrimination (noun): the act of withholding special benefits and attention from a minority.
race-baiting (noun): the act of willfully opposing Affirmative Action.
majority (noun): 1. white people. 2. disgusting oppressors.
minority (noun): any PC group that can claim it is oppressed.
oppressed (adj): the state of holding PC status while not receiving enough special benefits and attention.
enough (adj): Never.
Truth (noun): 1. whatever tends to support the claims of a Politically Correct group in its struggles with other, Politically Incorrect groups. 2. as used by Politically Incorrect groups, does not exist.
Relativism (noun): Does not exist. If it did exist, it would be the belief that there is no Truth. But it does not exist.
Relativism (noun): It really doesn't exist. Really. So don't talk about it.
ethnocentric (adj): 1. refusing to believe in relativism (See "Relativism"). 2. Bigoted
bigoted (adj): Adhering to a wrong opinion or belief (see Politically Incorrect) so obstinately as to be unable to be persuaded of its wrongness.
jingoistic (adj): tending to consider American interests worthy of consideration by the American government and people.
smug (adj): demonstrating an unwillingness to submit to people who are better than you are.
diversity (noun): 1. variation in external characteristics, such as race and sex, in a given population. 2. a Very, Very, Good Thing. Not to be confused with ``diversity'' of opinion with is Bad. (see Politically Correct, Politically Incorrect).
openness (noun): see "Diversity."
Good Thing (noun): 1. A song by Fine Young Cannibals. 2. A thing that all Good People can agree is good.
Good People (noun plural): You already know who they are. If you don't, you're probably not one of them, and it doesn't matter anyway.
Politically Correct [PC] (noun or adj): a term used by McCarthyite right-wingers to refer to people who hold all the right opinions. Otherwise, does not exist.
Politically Incorrect [PI also known as "Politically Wrong," PW] (noun or adj): 1. label given to a view or opinion which is outside the realm of tolerable thinking (See "Thought Police"). 2. Not PC. 3. Unenlightened. 4. Just plain wrong. 5. And Bad, too.
Socially Incorrect [SI] (adj): demonstrating unrepentance while holding Politically Incorrect opinions.
open-minded (adj): 1. possessing a willingness to consider all Politically Correct points of view. 2. having enough self-control to refrain from reading, listening to, or considering anything which might be called close-minded (See "close-minded").
enlightened (adj): 1. (Rare) having reached a state of perfectly raised consciousness. 2. (Common) being able to come up with a Politically Correct buzzword to fit any situation or discussion.
tolerant (adj): 1. (Archaic) being willing to put up with those who are disagreeable, or who hold a point of view one finds unacceptable. 2. (Common) accepting the Politically Correct view on a given subject.
respectful (adj): 1. (Archaic) according dignity, worth, and value to others, especially to those one finds disagreeable. 2. (Common) supportive of others who hold the Politically Correct point of view.
sensitive (adj): being careful to avoid any appearance of disagreeing with those who are PC or hold the Politically Correct point of view.
discerning (adj): realizing how self-evidently unimportant and worthless Politically Incorrect or traditional ideas and people are.
educated (adj): 1. accepting the PC position. 2. able to make even slightly sophisticated arguments in support of a Politically Correct point of view.
intellectual (adj): (Rare) being able to convince others, through use of rational discourse, of the Politically Correct point of view.
brave (adj): being unable to convince others of the Politically Correct point of view or action through the use of rational discourse, and therefore doing it by means of a sit-in.
radical (adj) 1. (approbatory) tending to support the dismantling of mainstream traditional values and customs. 2. (pejorative) tending to buck PC opinion in trying to preserve mainstream traditional values and customs.
traditional (adj): 1. anything done by people more than thirty years ago. 2. Bad.
traditionalist (noun): someone who thinks that customs or values more than thirty years old are acceptable (see turn back the clock).
ignorant (adj): holding a Politically Incorrect point of view on one or more important subjects.
close-minded (adj): demonstrating a reluctance to allow others to cure you of your ignorance.
obstinate (adj): refusing to accept the Politically Correct jargon as a persuasive argument for the PC position.
dogmatic (adj): rationalizing your obstinance.
religious (adj) 1. tending to believe in a religion (Synonyms: bigoted, dogmatic, intolerant, superstitious, ignorant).
loudmouth (noun): a person holding Politically Incorrect points of view who writes them down.
Irresponsible (adj): 1. failure to abort a child if a rich, white, liberal feminist thinks that you should (see sexual responsibility). 2. failure to see the condom as the cure for all our social ills.
Masculinity (noun): something noxious and immoral, usually found in men.
Victim (noun): a ``disadvantaged'' perpetrator of a violent crime.
Planned Parenthood (noun): Abortion. (see Family Planning).
Family Planning (noun): Abortion. (see Population Control).
Population Control (noun): Abortion. The PC means of ridding the Welfare State of burdensome poor and unwanted racial groups.
Turn back the clock (verb phrase): 1. to espouse fidelity in marriage. 2. to espouse a love of your children so strong that you decide against dismembering them or bathing them in caustic saline. 3. what people do on the last Saturday in October.
Virgin (noun): sexually repressed male or female.
Safe sex (noun): 1. intercourse with an AIDS carrier wearing a condom. 2. Abortion.
Environmentalist (noun): 1. person who tells other people what to do with their property. 2. pantheist.
Capitalist Pig (noun): businessman.
Condom (noun): 1. what to ask for in school if you haven't done your homework. 2. magic object that renders safe all reckless sexual activity. 3. the solution to all our social ills. 3. A Very, Very Good Thing.
So...
Is it verifiable that your personal communication style is mostly conducted through correct political terms disregarding all race and/or political views of the other person(s) present in the same vicinity and space/time coordinates as yourself?
Some examples:
(Note, the website I got this from is a bit biased, but hey, its funny. And it provides good starting material.)
Frequently Used Words and Phrases
of the
PC Lexicon
ultra-conservative (noun or adj): conservative.
conservative (noun or adj): moderate.
moderate (noun or adj): liberal.
liberal (noun or adj): leftist.
leftist (noun or adj): Communist.
Communist (noun or adj): Label unfairly used by right-wingers to refer to leftists. Otherwise, does not exist.
racist (adj): 1. tending to question Affirmative Action. 2. anyone the BSA [Black Students Association] doesn't like.
sexist (adj): tending to believe that there are innate differences between men and women.
homophobic (adj): 1. follows ``racist'' and ``sexist'' in any given sentence. 2. anyone the BGLSA [Bisexual, Gay, and Lesbian Student Association] doesn't like.
women's rights (noun plural): Abortion.
reproductive rights (noun plural): Abortion.
reproductive freedom (noun): Abortion.
right to privacy (noun): Abortion.
the most private decision a woman can make (noun): Abortion.
choice (noun): Abortion.
freedom of choice (noun): Abortion.
right to choose (noun): Abortion.
sexual responsibility (noun): 1. contraception (see condom). 2. when contraception fails, Abortion.
first-year student (noun): freshman.
first-year (noun): 1. freshman year 2. freshman.
womyn (noun): 1. woman. 2. women.
gay rights (noun plural): any demand made by homosexuals.
sexual orientation (noun): homosexuality.
sexual preference (noun, slang): Homosexuality, used by those who are not as enlightened as they could be.
merit (noun): does not exist, hence must be replaced as a criterion by standards of diversity (see also affirmative action.
affirmative action (noun): a policy which attempts to prevent discrimination on the basis of race, sex, or creed by mandating discrimination on the basis of race, sex, and creed.
civil rights (noun plural): 1. Affirmative Action. 2. race-based quotas. 3. sex-based quotas. 4. special privileges for homosexuals. 5. Abortion.
quotas (noun plural): label unfairly applied by right-wingers to refer to programs and policies that mandate that a set number of minorities be hired for certain jobs.
discrimination (noun): the act of withholding special benefits and attention from a minority.
race-baiting (noun): the act of willfully opposing Affirmative Action.
majority (noun): 1. white people. 2. disgusting oppressors.
minority (noun): any PC group that can claim it is oppressed.
oppressed (adj): the state of holding PC status while not receiving enough special benefits and attention.
enough (adj): Never.
Truth (noun): 1. whatever tends to support the claims of a Politically Correct group in its struggles with other, Politically Incorrect groups. 2. as used by Politically Incorrect groups, does not exist.
Relativism (noun): Does not exist. If it did exist, it would be the belief that there is no Truth. But it does not exist.
Relativism (noun): It really doesn't exist. Really. So don't talk about it.
ethnocentric (adj): 1. refusing to believe in relativism (See "Relativism"). 2. Bigoted
bigoted (adj): Adhering to a wrong opinion or belief (see Politically Incorrect) so obstinately as to be unable to be persuaded of its wrongness.
jingoistic (adj): tending to consider American interests worthy of consideration by the American government and people.
smug (adj): demonstrating an unwillingness to submit to people who are better than you are.
diversity (noun): 1. variation in external characteristics, such as race and sex, in a given population. 2. a Very, Very, Good Thing. Not to be confused with ``diversity'' of opinion with is Bad. (see Politically Correct, Politically Incorrect).
openness (noun): see "Diversity."
Good Thing (noun): 1. A song by Fine Young Cannibals. 2. A thing that all Good People can agree is good.
Good People (noun plural): You already know who they are. If you don't, you're probably not one of them, and it doesn't matter anyway.
Politically Correct [PC] (noun or adj): a term used by McCarthyite right-wingers to refer to people who hold all the right opinions. Otherwise, does not exist.
Politically Incorrect [PI also known as "Politically Wrong," PW] (noun or adj): 1. label given to a view or opinion which is outside the realm of tolerable thinking (See "Thought Police"). 2. Not PC. 3. Unenlightened. 4. Just plain wrong. 5. And Bad, too.
Socially Incorrect [SI] (adj): demonstrating unrepentance while holding Politically Incorrect opinions.
open-minded (adj): 1. possessing a willingness to consider all Politically Correct points of view. 2. having enough self-control to refrain from reading, listening to, or considering anything which might be called close-minded (See "close-minded").
enlightened (adj): 1. (Rare) having reached a state of perfectly raised consciousness. 2. (Common) being able to come up with a Politically Correct buzzword to fit any situation or discussion.
tolerant (adj): 1. (Archaic) being willing to put up with those who are disagreeable, or who hold a point of view one finds unacceptable. 2. (Common) accepting the Politically Correct view on a given subject.
respectful (adj): 1. (Archaic) according dignity, worth, and value to others, especially to those one finds disagreeable. 2. (Common) supportive of others who hold the Politically Correct point of view.
sensitive (adj): being careful to avoid any appearance of disagreeing with those who are PC or hold the Politically Correct point of view.
discerning (adj): realizing how self-evidently unimportant and worthless Politically Incorrect or traditional ideas and people are.
educated (adj): 1. accepting the PC position. 2. able to make even slightly sophisticated arguments in support of a Politically Correct point of view.
intellectual (adj): (Rare) being able to convince others, through use of rational discourse, of the Politically Correct point of view.
brave (adj): being unable to convince others of the Politically Correct point of view or action through the use of rational discourse, and therefore doing it by means of a sit-in.
radical (adj) 1. (approbatory) tending to support the dismantling of mainstream traditional values and customs. 2. (pejorative) tending to buck PC opinion in trying to preserve mainstream traditional values and customs.
traditional (adj): 1. anything done by people more than thirty years ago. 2. Bad.
traditionalist (noun): someone who thinks that customs or values more than thirty years old are acceptable (see turn back the clock).
ignorant (adj): holding a Politically Incorrect point of view on one or more important subjects.
close-minded (adj): demonstrating a reluctance to allow others to cure you of your ignorance.
obstinate (adj): refusing to accept the Politically Correct jargon as a persuasive argument for the PC position.
dogmatic (adj): rationalizing your obstinance.
religious (adj) 1. tending to believe in a religion (Synonyms: bigoted, dogmatic, intolerant, superstitious, ignorant).
loudmouth (noun): a person holding Politically Incorrect points of view who writes them down.
Irresponsible (adj): 1. failure to abort a child if a rich, white, liberal feminist thinks that you should (see sexual responsibility). 2. failure to see the condom as the cure for all our social ills.
Masculinity (noun): something noxious and immoral, usually found in men.
Victim (noun): a ``disadvantaged'' perpetrator of a violent crime.
Planned Parenthood (noun): Abortion. (see Family Planning).
Family Planning (noun): Abortion. (see Population Control).
Population Control (noun): Abortion. The PC means of ridding the Welfare State of burdensome poor and unwanted racial groups.
Turn back the clock (verb phrase): 1. to espouse fidelity in marriage. 2. to espouse a love of your children so strong that you decide against dismembering them or bathing them in caustic saline. 3. what people do on the last Saturday in October.
Virgin (noun): sexually repressed male or female.
Safe sex (noun): 1. intercourse with an AIDS carrier wearing a condom. 2. Abortion.
Environmentalist (noun): 1. person who tells other people what to do with their property. 2. pantheist.
Capitalist Pig (noun): businessman.
Condom (noun): 1. what to ask for in school if you haven't done your homework. 2. magic object that renders safe all reckless sexual activity. 3. the solution to all our social ills. 3. A Very, Very Good Thing.
So...
Is it verifiable that your personal communication style is mostly conducted through correct political terms disregarding all race and/or political views of the other person(s) present in the same vicinity and space/time coordinates as yourself?