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John Edwards made a statement during the campaign, after Christopher Reeves died, that if he and John Kerry won, Christopher and others like him would get up and walk.
So, since Bush won, he is now responsible for lame people still being in wheelchairs. He is so EEEVILLLL!!!!!
He is also responsible for the latest tsunami, both from his support for global warming and his secret buddies at Halliburton greasing the trench that started the earthquake.
And you think AIDS is an accident? Bush Sr cooked it up when he was CIA director under Reagan.
How could Americans be so blind?

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*Bow*. Thank you, sir. :D

Skapedroe's drug-induced (at least I hope it's drug-induced) statements inspired this thread.

Naw, if Kerry won the walking would be required to 'donate' parts of their own legs to allow the lame to walk.
And we wouldnt be allowed to say 'lame' we would have to refer to the crippled people as "Mobility challenged individuals" or some other absurd PC term.

Naw, if Kerry won the walking would be required to 'donate' parts of their own legs to allow the lame to walk.
And we wouldnt be allowed to say 'lame' we would have to refer to the crippled people as "Mobility challenged individuals" or some other absurd PC term.

Yeah, we might also have to do this crazy thing that I read about once in a history book. It's called 'respecting people's civil rights', and I think the US might have done it once. Or twice.

But under this regime, it ain't gonna happen. Hello, Patriot Act!

Naw, if Kerry won the walking would be required to 'donate' parts of their own legs to allow the lame to walk.
And we wouldnt be allowed to say 'lame' we would have to refer to the crippled people as "Mobility challenged individuals" or some other absurd PC term.
Those leg parts - excuse me - mobility-enabling devices - would be put into a lockbox . . . or is that Al Gore?

Yeah, we might also have to do this crazy thing that I read about once in a history book. It's called 'respecting people's civil rights', and I think the US might have done it once. Or twice.

But under this regime, it ain't gonna happen. Hello, Patriot Act!
Yes, that's why, just last week, I was thrown in jail without a trial, beaten, and forced to watch CNN for 48 hours straight - the horror!

This country is going to hell with the current administration.

Yes, that's why, just last week, I was thrown in jail without a trial, beaten, and forced to watch CNN for 48 hours straight - the horror!

You know, I was never told that I couldn't marry a black man - I suppose that means that laws against interracial marriages were ok.

Yeah, we might also have to do this crazy thing that I read about once in a history book. It's called 'respecting people's civil rights', and I think the US might have done it once. Or twice.

But under this regime, it ain't gonna happen. Hello, Patriot Act!
And that whole civil rights movement was just a front by the govornment, right?
Isnt it amazing how angry people get when you remove a few strands of red tape, excuse me, document/package mobility restraint adhesive strips.

No, the entire world* is going to hell and the US would be dealt a shittastic hand no matter the administration.


*Except for Ukraine and Afghanistan, which seem to be getting better. I withhold any critique of Iraq until 6 months after the elections.

This country is going to hell with the current administration.
You are being a little too specific . . . did you mean this country, as in the USA, assuming you are from the USA, or this country, as in the country that you are in (maybe not the USA). And "going to hell" - did you mean Christian hell, or just a bad-hair day kind of hell, or an "I've got to find some way to coexist with those freaks in Jesusland" kind of hell?
(just in case you hadn't figured it out, I'm being sarcastic).

And that whole civil rights movement was just a front by the govornment, right?
Isnt it amazing how angry people get when you remove a few strands of red tape, excuse me, document/package mobility restraint adhesive strips.

See, you call that 'red tape'. I call that 'I'd like to know why the fuck you are searching my house'.

Have you actually -read- the Patriot Act?

You know, I was never told that I couldn't marry a black man - I suppose that means that laws against interracial marriages were ok.
Yes, a group of us Bush supporters just last week lynched a guy who dared to marry interacially. And we picked up one o' them faggots and lynched him too, just for the fun of it. That's what us evil conservatives do.

John Edwards made a statement during the campaign, after Christopher Reeves died, that if he and John Kerry won, Christopher and others like him would get up and walk.
So, since Bush won, he is now responsible for lame people still being in wheelchairs. He is so EEEVILLLL!!!!!
He is also responsible for the latest tsunami, both from his support for global warming and his secret buddies at Halliburton greasing the trench that started the earthquake.
And you think AIDS is an accident? Bush Sr cooked it up when he was CIA director under Reagan.
How could Americans be so blind?


I hope this is a joke if not this is the stupidest arguement I have ever seen.

Yes, a group of us Bush supporters just last week lynched a guy who dared to marry interacially. And we picked up one o' them faggots and lynched him too, just for the fun of it. That's what us evil conservatives do.

Nothing like completely missing the point. Congratulations on that fun martyr complex though.

didn't you hear about chernobyll? that was bush too! apparently he and some buddys were shooting bottle rockets at each other out of cider jugs (you know with the three x's) and accidentally hit some sensitive material.
W on the incident: "we misunderestimated the potential for a nucyaler explosion. YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!"

Those leg parts - excuse me - mobility-enabling devices - would be put into a lockbox . . . or is that Al Gore?
lol why can't u dem. just acsept that u lost. ok conservetives might not be the best, but we r better than u braggy-exaorators. :p

didn't you hear about chernobyll? that was bush too! apparently he and some buddys were shooting bottle rockets at each other out of cider jugs (you know with the three x's) and accidentally hit some sensitive material.
W on the incident: "we misunderestimated the potential for a nucyaler explosion. YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!"
You forgot the racist comments he made after that, and Im sure he hinted that he was part of a massive zionist/nazi conspiracy.

lol why can't u dem. just acsept that u lost. ok conservetives might not be the best, but we r better than u braggy-exaorators. :p
Everything I have posted on this thread so far, with the exception of this statement, has been pure, unadulterated sarcasm.

I think Bush is responsible for my unsuccesfull attempt to kiss a girl last night.

Everything I have posted on this thread so far, with the exception of this statement, has been pure, unadulterated sarcasm.

sorry i got two hours of sleep last night, and i an not that attentive :(

sorry i got two hours of sleep last night, and i an not that attentive :(
NP. :)

I think Bush is responsible for my unsuccesfull attempt to kiss a girl last night.
Well, you KNOW he's responsible for stopping you from trying to kiss a boy last night ... ;)

You forgot to mention if Kerry/Edwards would have won, our evil imperialistic, illegal occupation of Iraq would be over, as our troops would be withdrawn after receiving a swift kick in the rear by the peace-loving, happy, not-at-all-terroristic peoples of Iraq.

Osama bin Laden could go back to his hobbies- picking dasies and working with the homeless.

There would be a new Secretary of Defense- Micheal Moore (http://chainik_hocker.blogspot.com/2004/10/world-exclusive-chainik-hocker.html)

Kerry/Edwards DID win, the election was rigged, doncha know?

Yes, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (TM) owns Diebold, makers of cheese graters, bagel toasters, those plastic things that hold beers together, pure unmitigated evil, fax machines, and electronic voting booths.

It's an evil zionist plot to steal the election from downtrodden minorities John Edwards and John Kerry- not to mention African-American Teresa Heinz Kerry.

If John Kerry and John Edwards had won the election,
I would have moved back to Castros Cuba.

Kerry/Edwards DID win, the election was rigged, doncha know?

Dem. are the biggest sore losers EVER. If they ever lose they always say everyone is conspiring agaisnt them. They say Rep. are cheating. GET OVER IT!

Dem. are the biggest sore losers EVER. If they ever lose they always say everyone is conspiring agaisnt them. They say Rep. are cheating. GET OVER IT!
somebody is uptight...

I hope this is a joke if not this is the stupidest arguement I have ever seen.

No, if you dont pick it out of context, which is stem cell research, it begins to make sense.

Dem. are the biggest sore losers EVER. If they ever lose they always say everyone is conspiring agaisnt them. They say Rep. are cheating. GET OVER IT!

Uh, It's the Greens and Libertarians that are demanding the recount. Kerry has condeded. Gore conceded 4 years ago. And don't you find it a little strange that a man with a blank stare who can't speak English properly was re-elected? We Americans aren't always the brightest bulbs in the box, but we aren't stupid.

www.commondreams.org
http://www.freepress.org/index2.php
http://www.votecobb.org/recount/daily_update/

If Kerry/Edwards had won, the lame would be walking
out of the White House on 20 January 2005.