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If the world ended RIGHT NOW, who would you choose to be your Adam/Eve?
OR, who would you choose to be Adam and Eve if you couldn't be one of them yourself?

If the world ended RIGHT NOW, who would you choose to be your Adam/Eve?

Me and You.




















Had to say it before someone else did. ;)

Angelina Jolie :D

lol

Definately Gwen Stefani and Sully Erna

Edit: I appeared to have misread the question. Sorry Sully, but looks like I get Gwen to myself :D :D :D

i'd just let the earth go...

Angelina Jolie :D

Ditto...but no sloppy seconds.

Me and Adam Sandler or Kevin Smith. I think the world would be a kinder, gentler more fucked up place.

Me and Adam Sandler or Kevin Smith. I think the world would be a kinder, gentler more fucked up place.

No flame intended...

Aren't we in danger of straying into George Bernard Shaw teritory here and his famous quote - "Yes, but what if it had my body and your brains"?

I would choose Bodies Without Organs and a boyfriend/girlfriend for him/her to reboot the human race. BWO is the smartest person I have ever met.

No flame taken...
The reason for this thread was just to see who people would pick, and if you'd like to combine bodies and brains, go ahead! That would make it all the more interesting! :)

Of course, I wouldn't know ... so many factors and I'm so good at complicating things. So, I gotta go with me (I am my biggest fan) and a good woman.

As for defining "good woman", good luck. I don't have a "type". Like any form of art, woman is as woman does.

However, if I have to go with celebs ...

Male: Johnny Depp's body with his own brain, but throw in some of Ed Norton's personality and a touch of John Waters.

Female: Sandra Bullock's body with Tori Amos' talent and Susan Sarandon's wit with a touch of Ricky Lake and a splash of Fran Drescher.

If I've learned anything from the movies, it's that Dr. Strangelove taught me that to properly revitalize the human race, I would require about a dozen females. So I officially draft Natalie Portman, Lucy Liu, Tia Carrere, Catherine Bell, Geri Ryan, Mya, Salma Hayek, Portia Di Rossi (She may be gay, but she's got a womb!), and a few girls I know from college.

Yes, it's unreasonable. No, I don't care.

I call Liv Tyler.

Me and Adam Sandler or Kevin Smith. I think the world would be a kinder, gentler more fucked up place.

I salute you in your fine taste by choosing Kevin Smith (Sandler can go fuck himself tho ) :D

I'd choose to let the Human race die, and give some other species a chance (like Dolphins!)

So long.... And thanks for all the fish....

If I've learned anything from the movies, it's that Dr. Strangelove taught me that to properly revitalize the human race, I would require about a dozen females. So I officially draft Natalie Portman, Lucy Liu, Tia Carrere, Catherine Bell, Geri Ryan, Mya, Salma Hayek, Portia Di Rossi (She may be gay, but she's got a womb!), and a few girls I know from college.

Yes, it's unreasonable. No, I don't care.

I salute you too sir!

Alright, so I would actually choose my boyfriend. =)

Between the two of us, we could probably figure out how to get some things back up and running.

Plus, I already want to contribute to the future of the human race with him. LOL

I'd choose to let the Human race die, and give some other species a chance (like Dolphins!)

Whoah! You leave those dolphins alone. Get off the beach.

ME and the girl I like.... ^.^

w00t new Adam and Eve!

Me and my Fiance. Sorry and all, but I'm pretty firm in that.
But for the sake of re-population and genetic diversity, I'd prefer to take along a few more girls. Specificly a couple I know from university and other places, and maybe one or two celebraties.
Keep the number small though... and enforce my fiance as the top. >.>

And then... I will truely rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

hey, I wanna hear some more 'bout procreation
Today it would be John Travolta for me, if it couldn't be my ole ball and chain

I salute you in your fine taste by choosing Kevin Smith (Sandler can go fuck himself tho ) :D

A world where Jason Mewes went to rehab is a world that I don't want to live in anymore :(
He saved his life but made me sad. What a selfish man

Michael Jackson and Liza Minelli. Yeah, that would rock.

Michael Jackson and Liza Minelli. Yeah, that would rock.

... and I think to myself .... what a wonderful woooorld ...

how about Ann Coulter and Michael Moore? Their kids would not know what to rebel against, and there would be peace throughout the land.

If I would be Adam and some hot girl be Eve,
I'd take a lot of condoms with, 'cuz I don't want to repeat the old mistakes.

I'd choose me.

me and one of the following:

Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Alba
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Biel
Heidi Klum
Hilary Duff (hey, I'm 14 alright?)


In that order of preference

I'd choose to let the Human race die, and give some other species a chance (like Dolphins!)

NO!! Without humans the computer will never finish, and the little white mice will never know the proper question.

That being said I'd have to endorse Stroudiztan's idea.

NO!! Without humans the computer will never finish, and the little white mice will never know the proper question.

That being said I'd have to endorse Stroudiztan's idea.

C'mon, mice already knows the question.

Well if it was someone that I would have to repopulate the world with, it would be an ex-girlfriend of mine.

Well if it was someone that I would have to repopulate the world with, it would be an ex-girlfriend of mine.
What, you wanted to try it already, and thats why she is your ex-girlfriend? No offense, but fluffles for you! :fluffle:

I would reboot Humans with any system running on Windows. It would be a coin toss as to whether or not it would work...and if it did, it would be very, very, agonizingly slow. *Cackles* Take that, Human race!

Gerard Butler! Woooo! That Sexy Scottish Beast!

Anyone said "yo momma" or similar yet?

Angelina Jolie :D
she cuts herself man...
and she's like, liberal and shit...

I would choose Albert Einstein and Björk. They would build a perfect world.

I think I read in a journal somewhere that for any human population to survive we need a gene pool of at least 50,000 people.

Males
Me
Lance Armstrong
Johnny Depp

Females
Angelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich
Lucy Liu
Liv Tyler
Serena Williams (ain't pretty, but probably makes for strong kids)
Selma Hayak
Lindsay Lohan
This irl in my English class

she cuts herself man...
and she's like, liberal and shit...
oh please, eutrusca is SOOO jolie's type

older and a crackpot

I think I read in a journal somewhere that for any human population to survive we need a gene pool of at least 50,000 people.

Doubt it. I remember reading somewhere that 500 is the number of individuals at which inbreeding could potentially become a problem. And even then, it's not 'for the population to survive,' it's 'for the population to avoid the danger of deleterious genetic diseases becoming common because of inbreeding.' It would seem that it's still possible for the population to survive for a while, though if it stays that small it'll have problems and maybe die out at some point.

Not sure about all that though.

Which brings me to the point that I'd pick two people with the fewest genetic defects. :P

Which brings me to the point that I'd pick two people with the fewest genetic defects. :P

I so Agree...

Though i would also like to say that if this post was around awhile ago (say 20 years or so) then i would have chosen Julie Andrews....

but as it isn't...

i'd go with the genetics.. or say why bother.

It will end up the same in the end anyway... :mp5: :headbang:

pick somebody who's really unrelated to you
like somebody from the other side of the globe
i reckon there's a lot less chance of something fucking up then
i applaud this board for its lax profanity filters

I would choose a robot and a supercomputer. Hopefully either or would be sentient. That would be cool.

start over from the beginning. Back to bacteria we go!

Obviously, the human race would need some genetic variety, so I would have multiple choices; three to start with. My first picks would be Kate Beckinsale, Alicia Keys, and Gwyneth Paltrow, as long as she refrains from naming our offspring after produce.

Knowing I'm no grand specimen of genetics, for the sake of those future folks, I just can't bring myself to include myself.

I'd choose, hmm, Anne Rice and Adam Sandler. It'd be one strange, challenging, disturbing, and fun world with none but their genes walking around.

Well, I and a female friend of mine are pretty clearly the two best candidates if we're taking the whole world into account (as anyone who knows either of us could tell you), but as far as people everyone's heard of... wow, this is tougher than I thought. I'll get back to you.