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Lunatic Goofballs?

Keruvalia
29-12-2004, 02:33
Hey ... did I miss a memo? Where'd LG go?
Roach-Busters
29-12-2004, 02:36
I don't know. :(
Keruvalia
29-12-2004, 02:37
Last post was the day before Christmas ... maybe he went to see family for a few days.
New Kanteletar
29-12-2004, 02:37
Maybe because of the holidays? Seriously he can't be expected to entertain us all the time. Let the man have his break.
Keruvalia
29-12-2004, 02:38
Let the man have his break.

NO! I gave him no leave to have holiday!
Snowboarding Maniacs
29-12-2004, 02:43
I miss him...... :(
New Genoa
29-12-2004, 02:55
I took his balls. He's just a lunatic goof now.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 03:04
I took his balls. He's just a lunatic goof now.

Fortunately, I keep a spare set around for just such emergencies. :D
Keruvalia
29-12-2004, 03:09
Fortunately, I keep a spare set around for just such emergencies. :D

HUZZAH! Was worried about ya for a bit there. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 03:14
HUZZAH! Was worried about ya for a bit there. :)

I had a very busy weekend.

By the way, do any of you know how difficult it is to take the shoes and socks off of someone who doesn't want you to? Especially if he outweighs you?
Roach-Busters
29-12-2004, 03:16
I had a very busy weekend.

By the way, do any of you know how difficult it is to take the shoes and socks off of someone who doesn't want you to? Especially if he outweighs you?

No, but please enlighten us. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 03:21
I discovered this new game. Someone got it from this old book called. 'New Games'. The basic premise of this wrestling-like game is pretty simple; all the players start on their hands and knees and try to remove the socks of the other players. Anybody who gets both his socks taken off is eliminated. Every man for himself. There are no other rules. Though the book specifies, 'If everybody isn't having fun, then you are playing too rough'. Or something like that.

We also tried it with shoes and socks to make it last longer. Bad idea. Just socks is better. *nod*
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2004, 03:29
Hmmm games like that with my freinds turn into something... different... moving on :D
Peechland
29-12-2004, 03:30
I discovered this new game. Someone got it from this old book called. 'New Games'. The basic premise of this wrestling-like game is pretty simple; all the players start on their hands and knees and try to remove the socks of the other players. Anybody who gets both his socks taken off is eliminated. Every man for himself. There are no other rules. Though the book specifies, 'If everybody isn't having fun, then you are playing too rough'. Or something like that.

We also tried it with shoes and socks to make it last longer. Bad idea. Just socks is better. *nod*

LOL.....that sounds hilarious. *adds to her list of fun n games*

wb golfballs ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 03:33
Hmmm games like that with my freinds turn into something... different... moving on :D

If you're all having fun, then it's okay. Depending on age. ;)
Post-Human Holdings
29-12-2004, 03:37
LOL yeah... 'cept theres the whole psychological self-torture afterwards... only me then :D

EDIT: BUGGERY SHITE WHATS UP WITH THIS (my lovely account just switched imedeatly and inexplicably to a puppets... why? we cannot tell.

Just like the inexplicable things thread which i started in General and posted itself in II, we'll never know.
Kiwicrog
29-12-2004, 04:00
EDIT: BUGGERY SHITE WHATS UP WITH THIS (my lovely account just switched imedeatly and inexplicably to a puppets... why? we cannot tell.

When you sign into NS, it signs you into the forums too.

If you signed into your puppet and then flicked over to the forum and posted, it'l come from your puppet
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2004, 04:11
I didn't, but iteresting fact, depsite rarely logging on to NS with post-human holdings, and always logging onto NS with The Emperor Fenix afterwards, whenever i click a link that takes me to the NS page i'm always logged on as Post-Human Holdings. Odd eh?

Now back to the topic of greeting LG after his breif stay away.

Have a welcome back hat, they are popular at the moment.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 04:12
I didn't, but iteresting fact, depsite rarely logging on to NS with post-human holdings, and always logging onto NS with The Emperor Fenix afterwards, whenever i click a link that takes me to the NS page i'm always logged on as Post-Human Holdings. Odd eh?

Now back to the topic of greeting LG after his breif stay away.

Have a welcome back hat, they are popular at the moment.

Are they? *takes the hat and wears it in an awkward looking but amusing place*
Word Games
29-12-2004, 04:38
I took his balls. He's just a lunatic goof now.

:eek: What are you going to DO with them? :eek:
Its too far away
29-12-2004, 06:13
Are they? *takes the hat and wears it in an awkward looking but amusing place*

Hmmmm we can only hope this "place" is part of the upper half of your body. Unless its giving much needed coverage.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 15:46
Hmmmm we can only hope this "place" is part of the upper half of your body. Unless its giving much needed coverage.

:D
Pershikia
29-12-2004, 15:48
I discovered this new game. Someone got it from this old book called. 'New Games'. The basic premise of this wrestling-like game is pretty simple; all the players start on their hands and knees and try to remove the socks of the other players. Anybody who gets both his socks taken off is eliminated. Every man for himself. There are no other rules. Though the book specifies, 'If everybody isn't having fun, then you are playing too rough'. Or something like that.

We also tried it with shoes and socks to make it last longer. Bad idea. Just socks is better. *nod*

Now I know what do do in parties! Thanks! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 16:07
After some googling, I found out some more info;

The books are called, 'The New Games Book" and "More New Games". The game is called, Slaughter. The socks thing is a variation of it called, Knock Your Socks Off.

Here's an except:
SLAUGHTER


A playing field of a circle about thirty feet in diameter is marked with a clearly defined boundary. Two holes about a foot in diameter are dug at opposite sides of the circle. A ball is placed in each hole. The players are in two teams. Both teams have their shoes off, one team has their socks off so as to be identified. The play is done on the knees. To start the play each team gathers around their hole. The object is to get your teams ball into the opponents hole. As long as you are on your knees and in the circle, anything goes. If for any reason, any portion of a players body crosses the boundary, he is out of the game. (It is legal to monopolize the opposing teams ball, sit on the hole, or to throw the opposing players out of the circle (thus the name of the game).) A referee is a good idea. If you or your opponent stops enjoying it action, you have both lost the game.)
Variation: ELIMINATION: The same rules as above, except the ball and the holes are forgotten and the object to eliminate your opponents by forcing them out of the circle. (This may eithor be a team game, a everyman for himself game.) Note: Over the calf socks must be rolled to the ankle before play starts.

Variation: KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF: The same set up as Slaughter, except the opposing teams both wear socks and a player is eliminated when both of his socks have been removed. (This may eithor be a team game, or a everyman for himself game.)

I think that if it became popular nowadays, we should rename it, 'R0xx0r Y0ur S0xx0rs.' :)
UpwardThrust
29-12-2004, 16:13
After some googling, I found out some more info;

The books are called, 'The New Games Book" and "More New Games". The game is called, Slaughter. The socks thing is a variation of it called, Knock Your Socks Off.

Here's an except:
SLAUGHTER


A playing field of a circle about thirty feet in diameter is marked with a clearly defined boundary. Two holes about a foot in diameter are dug at opposite sides of the circle. A ball is placed in each hole. The players are in two teams. Both teams have their shoes off, one team has their socks off so as to be identified. The play is done on the knees. To start the play each team gathers around their hole. The object is to get your teams ball into the opponents hole. As long as you are on your knees and in the circle, anything goes. If for any reason, any portion of a players body crosses the boundary, he is out of the game. (It is legal to monopolize the opposing teams ball, sit on the hole, or to throw the opposing players out of the circle (thus the name of the game).) A referee is a good idea. If you or your opponent stops enjoying it action, you have both lost the game.)
Variation: ELIMINATION: The same rules as above, except the ball and the holes are forgotten and the object to eliminate your opponents by forcing them out of the circle. (This may eithor be a team game, a everyman for himself game.) Note: Over the calf socks must be rolled to the ankle before play starts.

Variation: KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF: The same set up as Slaughter, except the opposing teams both wear socks and a player is eliminated when both of his socks have been removed. (This may eithor be a team game, or a everyman for himself game.)

I think that if it became popular nowadays, we should rename it, 'R0xx0r Y0ur S0xx0rs.' :)


Its all fun and games untill someone gets pregnant
Nevareion
29-12-2004, 16:15
Its all fun and games untill someone gets pregnant
Even musical chairs is risky these days
UpwardThrust
29-12-2004, 16:17
Even musical chairs is risky these days
No kidding! think if you were in a nudist colony trying to play musical chairs! or twister!
Nevareion
29-12-2004, 16:21
No kidding! think if you were in a nudist colony trying to play musical chairs! or twister!
And as for the three legged race....
UpwardThrust
29-12-2004, 16:23
And as for the three legged race....
how about bicycle racing?