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This is my theory on religion:
I believe in God, or at the very least, some greater power, but I follow no religion for the very reason you state. Organized religion was created by humans, and humans are fallible. I follow no human, only my perception of God, which, as I am human, may be flawed.

I would run a benevolent anarchist dictatorship, meaning you do as you please, as long as you are kind to each other, unless I don't like it. Then I decide the punishment.

For all the evil ones, should you find someone equally as evil, you can be evil to each other as much as you please.

Who's with me?

I have to be kind to people? Fuck that. You don't get my vote.

I have to be kind to people? Fuck that. You don't get my vote.
Sorry, I kinda agree with that. Violence all the way!

"anarchist dictatorship?" What the hell does that mean; it's so contradictory . . .

Well, I will need someone to carry out the punishments....

Sorry, I kinda agree with that. Violence all the way!


Peice is the solution!

Please read from my simple manifesto, which is as follows:

I would run a benevolent anarchist dictatorship, meaning you do as you please, as long as you are kind to each other, unless I don't like it. Then I decide the punishment.

Only because we share a mutual affection for things orange and stripey! :D

Dude, I'm already on my way to owning the world. You can try after my reign of fire and death is over.

My first thing to do on my agenda?
1. Kill those with contagious, uncurable diseases (such as HIV and AIDS)
2. Limit the population to under 3 billion to maintain control
3. Evacuate geographically hostile areas (such as dry African nations with no good water)
4. Establish a mix of capitalism and socialism

Only because we share a mutual affection for things orange and stripey! :D
and fuzzy, don't forget fuzzy!

Peice is the solution!
Only if you can spell it right....Is not!

and fuzzy, don't forget fuzzy!

Yes! Yes of course! *rubs fuzzy tiger tummy*

of course the fuzzy! :D

Hmmmm, interesting, but i'm afraid that would limit my ability to create a dictatorship. So no, you don't get my vote.

My Agenda:
1) Locate all large-groups-of-people/governments who are beyond negoating (religous fanatics, proud first world leaders, etc etc).
2) Locate all the people that are a fundamental drain of society's resources. (life prisioners, religious fanatics, people with incurable contagious deseases, etc etc).
3) Kill everyone in groups 1 and 2, don't hesitate to use nukes or chemical warfare against pockets of resistance, the collateral cannot be avoided.
4) Evacuate all hostile reagons (such as the Sahara, parts of the middle east, etc). There should be plenty of room now that large parts of the world are no longer inhabited.
5) Institute population controls, every couple can have two kids. TWO. Any extra kids will be put up for adoption or aborted(mothers choice).
6) All the worlds airable land should be put to use as soon as possible, insitute rations to divert food from first world nations to starving people. In the long run, starvation should be elminated.
7) Ban organized religion.
8) Make high-school education a requirement. Anyone who is incapable of passing high-school through sheer stupidity (IE, not due to any learning disability and they dont' display any special talents), will be sterelized. All colleges will be free (state funding), allowing them to accept the best students.
9) Open new colleges.

Annnnnnd i'm not sure where'd I'd go from there. Seems like crushing the old world and creating the new is enough for one madman.

If the punishments include "death by snu-snu", then I'm in!

Is snu-snu the same thing as snogging, shagging, getting squelchy, bumping uglies, making whoopie, etc.?
If yes, then absolutely there is death by snu-snu!
Coming and going at the same time, DEATH BY IRONY!

Hmmmm, interesting, but i'm afraid that would limit my ability to create a dictatorship. So no, you don't get my vote.

My Agenda:
1) Locate all large-groups-of-people/governments who are beyond negoating (religous fanatics, proud first world leaders, etc etc).
2) Locate all the people that are a fundamental drain of society's resources. (life prisioners, religious fanatics, people with incurable contagious deseases, etc etc).
3) Kill everyone in groups 1 and 2, don't hesitate to use nukes or chemical warfare against pockets of resistance, the collateral cannot be avoided.
4) Evacuate all hostile reagons (such as the Sahara, parts of the middle east, etc). There should be plenty of room now that large parts of the world are no longer inhabited.
5) Institute population controls, every couple can have two kids. TWO. Any extra kids will be put up for adoption or aborted(mothers choice).
6) All the worlds airable land should be put to use as soon as possible, insitute rations to divert food from first world nations to starving people. In the long run, starvation should be elminated.
7) Ban organized religion.
8) Make high-school education a requirement. Anyone who is incapable of passing high-school through sheer stupidity (IE, not due to any learning disability and they dont' display any special talents), will be sterelized. All colleges will be free (state funding), allowing them to accept the best students.
9) Open new colleges.

Annnnnnd i'm not sure where'd I'd go from there. Seems like crushing the old world and creating the new is enough for one madman.


People that can't spell arable, institute, eliminated, negotiating, diseases, regions, and sterilized properly, will they be sterilized?

Is snu-snu the same thing as snogging, shagging, getting squelchy, bumping uglies, making whoopie, etc.?
If yes, then absolutely there is death by snu-snu!
Coming and going at the same time, DEATH BY IRONY!
Baby, it will blow your mind.

People that can't spell arable, institute, eliminated, negotiating, diseases, regions, and sterilized properly, will they be sterilized?
Abso-fucking-lutely

I dont want to live in that mean sounding world... I want one where we tigers get free tummy rubs all day! :(

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First, how are religious fanatics a drain on resources?
Second, the killing off of religious fanatics will only create more more. They become martyrs that way.

everyone gets whatever he/she wants. Tiger tummy rubs, death by snu-snu, it's all about......LOVE! Whatever you want, there will be a way to get it!

everyone gets whatever he/she wants. Tiger tummy rubs, death by snu-snu, it's all about......LOVE! Whatever you want, there will be a way to get it!
*sigh* Im not getting any tummy rubs right now - so I find that hard to beleive.

I think youre just saying that so we give you the power - then youll just demand that we give YOU all of the tummy rubs. There wont be any tummy rubbing left over for me, and Ill just be a sad lonely tiger with an un-rubbed tummy!

:(

No, keeping the people happy is what keeps me in business. There are sure to be those who love giving tummy rubs. Therefore, I'm sure you can get tummy rubs from someone, given time. Let me work on it.

Please read from my simple manifesto, which is as follows:

I would run a benevolent anarchist dictatorship, meaning you do as you please, as long as you are kind to each other, unless I don't like it. Then I decide the punishment.

"Anarchist dictatorship" is still an oxymoron.

_Nik

"Anarchist dictatorship" is still an oxymoron.

_Nik

Yeah, ain't it cool?

No, keeping the people happy is what keeps me in business. There are sure to be those who love giving tummy rubs. Therefore, I'm sure you can get tummy rubs from someone, given time. Let me work on it.

ok. I can wait. (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cc09b3127cce9d80bcd96d6a00000016109AcOGjVm4b4) :)

awww
that's a cute pic