NationStates Jolt Archive


So who's the oldest player on nationstates?

John Petrucci
28-12-2004, 16:09
Come on, own up you sad bastard.
Demented Hamsters
28-12-2004, 16:09
Are you refering to mental age or physical age?
John Petrucci
28-12-2004, 16:10
I'm referring to physical age. Why what your mental age?
Peechland
28-12-2004, 16:14
Come on, own up you sad bastard.

*owns up*

why I am.....whats it to you?
Sanctaphrax
28-12-2004, 16:16
MEMEME!!!!
I can be 9999999 if you want, I just really want to win a competition.
Demented Hamsters
28-12-2004, 16:17
I'd wager like most ppl here:
Hovering round the 4 yr-old stage of 'I'm right, you're wrong, n'ah! n'ah! n'ah!'. Occasionally escapes the immense gravity of said age and rockets upwards towards a more appropriate adult level, before being grasped by the gravitational pull and plummeting back down again.
ThePhimoticRing
28-12-2004, 16:19
I guess it would be; 'Max Barry'.
JuNii
28-12-2004, 16:19
I'd wager like most ppl here:
Hovering round the 4 yr-old stage of 'I'm right, you're wrong, n'ah! n'ah! n'ah!'. Occasionally escapes the immense gravity of said age and rockets upwards towards a more appropriate adult level, before being grasped by the gravitational pull and plummeting back down again.i'm close... in dog years... :D
Jester III
28-12-2004, 16:20
Straight answers are hard to come by, eh?
I am 33, bordering on 34.
Brigate
28-12-2004, 16:24
Straight answers are hard to come by, eh?
I am 33, bordering on 34.
If i were you, i'd pipe down. You don't want "them" after you yeah? Don't publisize it.
Demented Hamsters
28-12-2004, 16:36
Straight answers are hard to come by, eh?
I am 33, bordering on 34.
Woah, you have been hunted down by the Sandmen already. Then again, so would I.
We must seek Sanctuary before Logan5 finds us!
Gidetisms
28-12-2004, 16:38
sdaeriji is the closest one I can think of that is still alive....
Brigate
28-12-2004, 16:38
[QUOTE=Yeah i smell of giant monkey poop![/QUOTE]
sorry
Brigate
28-12-2004, 16:39
crap, why didnt that work?
Keruvalia
28-12-2004, 19:35
Well ... I'll be 33 on July 1 ... *shrug*

I'm not the oldest, though, but am among the elite few who are over 30.
Los Banditos
28-12-2004, 19:46
Isn't Eutrusca like 50 or 60?
Tiggergoddess
28-12-2004, 19:49
Are you asking for chronological age, or emotional age, or maturity level?
Skarto Argento
28-12-2004, 19:51
I'm referring to physical age. Why what your mental age?

400. I'm old...old...
Carrijor
28-12-2004, 19:57
67. And don´t waste your time asking me what I´m doing here.

I´m feeling old now...
Keruvalia
28-12-2004, 20:10
67. And don´t waste your time asking me what I´m doing here.


We may have a winner here! Groovy.

btw, I wouldn't waste my time asking you why you're here any more than I ask myself why I waste my time here. :) Personally, I feel the internet should be illegal for anyone under 21.
Eutrusca
28-12-2004, 20:13
67. And don´t waste your time asking me what I´m doing here.

I´m feeling old now...
67??? And here I thought that at 61, I was the oldest! Tsk! :D
Gawdly
28-12-2004, 20:14
Coolness! 43 and feeling young next to you geezers!
Refused Party Program
28-12-2004, 20:15
My 2004th birthday was a couple of days ago, actually. :cool:

[/blasphemy]
Czecho-Slavakia
28-12-2004, 20:15
67. And don´t waste your time asking me what I´m doing here.

I´m feeling old now...


2 posts, are you a real ns player or just someone who popped up in the forum?
Sanctaphrax
28-12-2004, 20:17
67
I'll need to up my bid I see, I BID 68!
Tiggergoddess
28-12-2004, 20:17
It depends on the day. My chronological age is 28, but there are days I feel no older than 4, days I feel 100, days I feel 28, and days I feel ageless.
Petsburg
28-12-2004, 20:18
If dog years count, I'm 140 odd.

If not, I think Seth was 50-something.
Personal responsibilit
28-12-2004, 20:42
Straight answers are hard to come by, eh?
I am 33, bordering on 34.

Well, that means it definitely isn't me. ;)
Eutrusca
28-12-2004, 21:36
Coolness! 43 and feeling young next to you geezers!
Watch it with the "geezer" language, you friggin' neophyte! Heh! :D
_Susa_
28-12-2004, 22:24
I guess it would be; 'Max Barry'.
I doubt it. I have heard of a few 50 year olds.
Word Games
29-12-2004, 03:52
I'm only 47
Tonissia
29-12-2004, 03:58
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Tonissia
29-12-2004, 03:58
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Altitudo
29-12-2004, 04:04
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+ 1 = me!
>.>
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2004, 04:16
Eh hem... yes i'm thinking a four year old it feeling pretty old and mature at THIS piont.... im no contender im 17 and i cant spell the word piont :P.

But just think, you're quite likely to outlive me you old fogeys :D (i have pretty poor luck desease-wise, they must have taken years off my life already dammit)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 04:22
I'm 32 physically.

I'm about 17 mentally.
Ravea
29-12-2004, 04:22
Geez, I'm only 15. Why are you people so....Old?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 04:24
Geez, I'm only 15. Why are you people so....Old?

*performs an atomic wedgie on you*
Bodies Without Organs
29-12-2004, 04:25
My 2004th birthday was a couple of days ago, actually. :cool:

[/blasphemy]

You do realise that means you were born six years after Jesus, don't you?
Bodies Without Organs
29-12-2004, 04:26
Geez, I'm only 15. Why are you people so....Old?

Why? Because we have learnt the trick of not dying.
Ravea
29-12-2004, 04:28
*performs an atomic wedgie on you*

Owowowowowowowowow!

*Cuts LG in half with....Er....My bare hands.*
Tiggergoddess
29-12-2004, 04:30
Why? Because we have learnt the trick of not dying.
I knew immortality was possible
Bodies Without Organs
29-12-2004, 04:31
I knew immortality was possible

...so far so good...
Zarbia
29-12-2004, 04:34
I turn 17 tomorrow (29th)
Upitatanium
29-12-2004, 04:36
I'm 25 with the social skills of an (expletive deleted).
Hialti
29-12-2004, 04:40
We'll I'm not 9999999999999999999....... but then again I'm no 3 year old.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 04:43
Owowowowowowowowow!

*Cuts LG in half with....Er....My bare hands.*

*runs off in two separate directions*
Tanara
29-12-2004, 04:44
Well I'm not as old as some but I'm older than most at 50.
Word Games
29-12-2004, 04:45
*runs off in two separate directions*

Does that make you 16 and 17?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2004, 04:47
Does that make you 16 and 17?

Nope! :D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Nope!:D
Sarzonia
29-12-2004, 04:47
I'm 31 years old and will turn 32 in July.

However, this game has been one of the exhibits in my case that age is just a number. I've seen frightening maturity in people as young as 12 and I've seen incredibly immature behavior from people who are older than either of my parents.
Word Games
29-12-2004, 04:56
Nope! :D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Nope!:D

Does each of you have one ball? You gotta lotta space between them if you know what I mean..
Bolsania
29-12-2004, 21:24
I am Seventee three and zo zat makes me ze weener ya?
Blobites
29-12-2004, 21:47
I am 42 in your earth years but I still act like a teenager..................I am my kids worst nightmare mwhahahahah :upyours:
Keruvalia
29-12-2004, 22:15
Geez, I'm only 15. Why are you people so....Old?

It'll creep up on you.
The Elder Malaclypse
05-02-2005, 15:00
I'm 31 and a gardener
Bitchkitten
05-02-2005, 15:11
I am the second oldest female I know of on NS.
You'll just have to guess or look up all my old posts to find out how old that is. Or ask one of those few people I told.
Peechland
05-02-2005, 15:41
I'm the big three-0. To my surprise, I did NOT receive a big prize for turning 30 like some lying mean person once told me.
Alien Born
05-02-2005, 15:49
I am 42 in your earth years but I still act like a teenager..................I am my kids worst nightmare mwhahahahah :upyours:

Hey, thats my line, and my age as well. You are not me by any chance are you?
Alien Born
05-02-2005, 15:50
I'm the big three-0. To my surprise, I did NOT receive a big prize for turning 30 like some lying mean person once told me.

Have you measured your waistline recently. :(
Perhaps it hasn't arrived yet. :p
Peechland
05-02-2005, 15:53
Have you measured your waistline recently. :(
Perhaps it hasn't arrived yet. :p


LOL....you mean excess pounds or pregnancy?

I always hear a woman hits her sexual prime from like 30-35.

wonder when THAT will kick in! :cool:
Occidio Multus
05-02-2005, 18:09
for the record. Bitchkitten is a young, sprite, 39 years old.
i remember EVERYTHING :D

i am almost 29,which makes me middle aged.
Eutrusca
05-02-2005, 18:16
*owns up*

why I am.....whats it to you?

AS IF! Stop that! :P :P :P

I probably am, although I have seen the ocassional post from those claiming to be older. I will be 62 this May. :D

BTW ... I'm neither "sad" nor a "bastard." Considering all I've been through, I'm just pleased as punch to even BE here! :D :D
Greedy Pig
05-02-2005, 18:43
Yup. Etrusca beats us all I guess.

Old in the flesh but forever young at heart. :)

Anybody knows John Browning's age? He's also another war veteren I think.
The Platapus
05-02-2005, 18:55
who is john browning??
Greedy Pig
05-02-2005, 18:56
who is john browning??

Your new. John Browning's another post-er here.
Zooke
05-02-2005, 19:23
67??? And here I thought that at 61, I was the oldest! Tsk! :D

Dang Eutrusca!! I thought you were about my age, I didn't know you were a geriatric old fart. I'll be 54 years young in 22 days. No applause...just throw $10s and $20s.