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What would you do in this situation?

PIcaRDMPCia
28-12-2004, 08:22
If say, while walking down the street one night to your home, you are confronted by a person of the opposite sex, who is very handsome/beautiful and is offering you free, wonderful sex. This person has no STDs, will not ask you to pay afterwards, will do anything you'd want them to do, and will disappear after the one night. So, what would you do? This question, of course, is completely subjective to your familial situation as well as any relationships you might have.
Personally, I'd say no; I don't care how beautiful or skilled she would be, I wouldn't want her, because I love Alyssa too much to do a thing like that.
James The King
28-12-2004, 08:28
If say, while walking down the street one night to your home, you are confronted by a person of the opposite sex, who is very handsome/beautiful and is offering you free, wonderful sex. This person has no STDs, will not ask you to pay afterwards, will do anything you'd want them to do, and will disappear after the one night. So, what would you do? This question, of course, is completely subjective to your familial situation as well as any relationships you might have.
Personally, I'd say no; I don't care how beautiful or skilled she would be, I wouldn't want her, because I love Alyssa too much to do a thing like that.
i'd do the same, except replace alyssa with Raissa and you have my exact response.
Keruvalia
28-12-2004, 08:32
So, what would you do?

I'd ask them to buy me a Coke and a fish sandwich and then tell them to fuck off.
Cannot think of a name
28-12-2004, 08:33
I'd love to, but I'm pretty busy sneaking around with Allysa and Riassa behind thier boyfriend's back.....:)
Nihilistic Beginners
28-12-2004, 08:38
If it would make me happy I would enjoy myself with that person
Asurnahb
28-12-2004, 08:40
Harsh...harsh...I can't think of your name.

I'd say, " 'ell, yeah! Back up on this'a sonamabitch!"

Then, after that night, I would follow her to her amazonian island...full of none other than a group of women who are really desperate for sex...then I would provide that service for them. For a nominal fee.

Hey, leave a man to his dreams, ok?
Dostanuot Loj
28-12-2004, 08:40
I'd ask them to buy me a Coke and a fish sandwich and then tell them to fuck off.


I'm kinda with you on this, except a few Cokes, and a fewhundred Tacos, for me and my Fiance. Then tell them to fuck off.. after no sex.
Then proceed to enjoy the company of my Fiance.
Predatorians
28-12-2004, 08:43
I would send her to the moon then ditch her there. Let her have sex with the aliens. If there are any out there.
Northern Trombonium
28-12-2004, 08:50
Whoever she is, she's obviously got some issues. I'd buy her a drink at the Union then tell her to go home. Odds are there was a catch, anyways.
Nihilistic Beginners
28-12-2004, 08:56
Whoever she is, she's obviously got some issues. I'd buy her a drink at the Union then tell her to go home. Odds are there was a catch, anyways.

what if there is no catch?
Ice Hockey Players
28-12-2004, 08:59
I'll pass...Queen Val of Apples and Bununus would not approve, and frankly, neither would I. And besides, I am too busy keeping Cannot think of a name away from Queen Val with the threat of death, insanity, or something really stupid.
Legit Business
28-12-2004, 09:02
go yes and ask them to pay afterwards just for a laugh
Northern Trombonium
28-12-2004, 09:07
what if there is no catch?
There's always a catch. At the very least, someone will find out about it if I ever decide to run for office. But even if there was no catch, it wouldn't change my reaction. Blame it on an anomaly in my subconcious caused by growing up with three sisters and no brothers.
Czecho-Slavakia
28-12-2004, 09:30
If say, while walking down the street one night to your home, you are confronted by a person of the opposite sex, who is very handsome/beautiful and is offering you free, wonderful sex. This person has no STDs, will not ask you to pay afterwards, will do anything you'd want them to do, and will disappear after the one night. So, what would you do? This question, of course, is completely subjective to your familial situation as well as any relationships you might have.
Personally, I'd say no; I don't care how beautiful or skilled she would be, I wouldn't want her, because I love Alyssa too much to do a thing like that.


well, i'd give her some stds! haw haw.
Kanabia
28-12-2004, 09:45
*thinks*

Lets see, I could play nice guy and have a chance of hooking up later...

Or I could have a quickie...

Hmm.

Wait a minute, I bet they're a transvestite...or worse.

Eww. :(
Amall Madnar
28-12-2004, 09:47
If say, while walking down the street one night to your home, you are confronted by a person of the opposite sex, who is very handsome/beautiful and is offering you free, wonderful sex. This person has no STDs, will not ask you to pay afterwards, will do anything you'd want them to do, and will disappear after the one night. So, what would you do? This question, of course, is completely subjective to your familial situation as well as any relationships you might have.
Personally, I'd say no; I don't care how beautiful or skilled she would be, I wouldn't want her, because I love Alyssa too much to do a thing like that.

Samething, but replace with Tessa.
Apocaliptica
28-12-2004, 10:04
I would turn around and walk away for nothing is free. Besides my heart belongs to the most beautiful lady in this plane, she's comparing to none and i doubt any stranger would be an exception. I would give life and death for this glorious angel and bring death to those who attempt to harm her.
Czecho-Slavakia
28-12-2004, 10:06
ok, damnit.

ima stand up for every man here and say this:

"I'd bone her."
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 10:19
If I was still with the love of my life, then no. That's one line that I will not cross. But if I was single again and I could sense that everything was truly on the up and up with this fantasy girl then she would be one happy and tired woman the next morning. But no, I'm not gonna cheat just to get my rocks off. If I can't be with my partner and I really need to get off then nature has given me the means to take care of this need on my own. Hoo-ray nature!
Laerod
28-12-2004, 10:27
If say, while walking down the street one night to your home, you are confronted by a person of the opposite sex, who is very handsome/beautiful and is offering you free, wonderful sex. This person has no STDs, will not ask you to pay afterwards, will do anything you'd want them to do, and will disappear after the one night. So, what would you do? This question, of course, is completely subjective to your familial situation as well as any relationships you might have.
Personally, I'd say no; I don't care how beautiful or skilled she would be, I wouldn't want her, because I love Alyssa too much to do a thing like that.
If I were single I might do it.
Goed Twee
28-12-2004, 11:08
Single or not, I still would not do it.
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 11:15
Single or not, I still would not do it.

If you're single, then why not?
Goed Twee
28-12-2004, 11:32
If you're single, then why not?

I'm not into one night stands. I'm one of those guys everyone says is gay, the one who wants a meaningful relationship.
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 11:40
I'm not into one night stands. I'm one of those guys everyone says is gay, the one who wants a meaningful relationship.

I can respect that. Just don't look a gift lay in the mouth. Plus, this is a fantasy. Take it this direction: after a night of unimaginable love-making this woman realizes that you are her true soul mate and the two of you live happily ever after, having great sex and playing Nation States till your both old and gray.
Goed Twee
28-12-2004, 11:42
I can respect that. Just don't look a gift lay in the mouth. Plus, this is a fantasy. Take it this direction: after a night of unimaginable love-making this woman realizes that you are her true soul mate and the two of you live happily ever after, having great sex and playing Nation States till your both old and gray.

If I'm going to choose a fantasy, I'd rather choose the one where people arn't assholes to each other, really :p

And...fantasy or not, I wouldn't do it. Maybe it is my soulmate. But I wouldn't want to meet my soulmate in that fashion.
DemonLordEnigma
28-12-2004, 11:48
I wouldn't. My girlfriend took medical classes this past summer and has amazing skill with sharp blades.
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 11:48
I wouldn't. My girlfriend took medical classes this past summer and has amazing skill with sharp blades.

I heard that one!
Jenn Jenn Land
28-12-2004, 11:50
4 words:
Hot. Wild. Monkey. Sex.
:cool:
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 11:54
4 words:
Hot. Wild. Monkey. Sex.
:cool:

It's great when you're single. Even better when you're emotionally attached to someone you know you will love and will love you for the rest of your life.
Jenn Jenn Land
28-12-2004, 11:57
It's great when you're single. Even better when you're emotionally attached to someone you know you will love and will love you for the rest of your life.
Maybe. But... what if they're REALLY bad in bed?
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 12:03
Maybe. But... what if they're REALLY bad in bed?

Then it's not hot, wild, monkey sex. And that would just be a bummer. I guess I lucked out. My girl might not be in pages of Playboy anytime soon, but she's the best lover I've ever had. And yes, I have other experiences to base that against.
Shaed
28-12-2004, 12:26
Would depend on my mood. Most likely not though. I'd assume that a guy approaching me like that would have to either be an utter jerk, or at least have some sickeningly huge ego in tow. Now, if said guy had an English accent, that might change things. But um... I have to go over... there now...

*hides under desk*
Czecho-Slavakia
28-12-2004, 12:41
Would depend on my mood. Most likely not though. I'd assume that a guy approaching me like that would have to either be an utter jerk, or at least have some sickeningly huge ego in tow. Now, if said guy had an English accent, that might change things. But um... I have to go over... there now...

*hides under desk*


*pours gasoline on desk* where are my matches?
Rockness
29-12-2004, 00:42
If there was nothing wrong with them and they weren't a man in disguise or anything I'd say yes.

I miss sex.
Tiggergoddess
29-12-2004, 02:01
what if there is no catch?
there's ALWAYS a catch
Malkyer
29-12-2004, 02:02
Wait a minute, I bet they're a transvestite...or worse. Eww.

Thanks for ruining it. :rolleyes: